AGENTCHEESE'S AUTHOR PAGE

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Bet you didn't expect to have the upvote module on the left. It's actually an incredibly deep metaphor of how I am left-handed. Anyways, welcome!!!!!!!!!!
I'm AgentCheese, but you can call me Cheese. I mostly write poetry, though I do other stuff now and then.
I'm a guy from Finland.

I enjoy writing[[footnote]] obviously [[/footnote]], critting, reading, playing strategy games and researching obscure facts on wikipedia.

Mostly about extinct birds.


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My stuff and brief descriptions about them.
[[[SCP-9230]]] //**The Lady in the Lake**//[[footnote]] Coauthored with [[*user CrazyCat25]] [[/footnote]] My first SCP. It's  about a mysterious goddess.

[[[SCP-9717]]] **//The Realized We and the Terrible I//** 
My dumbcon, it's a many layered puzzle about a weird fella.

[[[An Empty Page]]] My first poetry and first article on the SCP wiki. It's about a happy pattern screamer. **WARNING:** Features the invisible text bullshit typical for patternscreamer stuff, so don't get confused.

[[[SHARK PUNCHING POETRY]]] What the title says. It's not my best work.

[[[Talviset Ajatukseni]]][[footnote]] Artex 2025 gift for [[*user YoYoFlux]] [[/footnote]] The title is finnish for "My Winter Thoughts". A bunch of winter-poetry, some a bit ominous, some more //magical//.

[[[The 43th's Lamb]]] Wettle or more specifically [[[SCP-7000]]] fanart

As you see, I haven't written a lot of stuff (yet). I hope you enjoy my writing!
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[[tab OTHER PEOPLE'S MUSINGS]]
Y'know the deal.

[[*user Fermentating]] shares a bit of Fermented lore: My username used to be "I like Cheese".
This obviously refers to me. I think they're starting a fanclub. Any day now.

[[*user The Frodmaer Club:]] thinks “I can’t believe this guy actually invented cheese”

[[*user GraveCreations]] whispers "AgentCheese is a gouda guy, even if our meetings are brie-f..." before running away cackling.

[[*user CrazyCat25]] screams: "SHATTER THE BONRES OF THESE FUCKING SHARKS"

[[*user TacticalNecromancy]]  in a 1/5 stars google maps review: "Sorry, is this not the page //Extinct Bird Facts for the Questionably Immortal//? Glad to see some familiar faces, but who is this "Cheese" guy?" 

[[*user AWhiteBoy]] shares: "Under absolutely no circumstances do I want you to add a quote from me to your author page" 

[[*user DianaBerry]] telling a true story, says "The most delightful random DM I have encoutered. I expected a scambot, instead I got extinct birds. Amazing how things work out.

[[*user danjon56]] replies "Sure" after I ask if he wants to be a quote on my authorpage 

[[*user Heck_tech]] says "Roses are red, violets are blue, are you a cheddar or a Trou du cru?"[[footnote]] I think of myself as a Port Salut for anyone interested. [[/footnote]] before doing a backflip

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I'm really glad to have experienced this. I have never thought of myself as a particularly good author, but writing something that's  always has been fun for me. I've known about the Foundation for a long time, but I joined the wiki in 2022 and published my first succesful article in 2023.
Time flies.
There have been times I've been very inactive and there have been rougher days, but overall I think it's been a very positive thing for me. I've learned a lot of things about how to approach both my own and other people's articles. It's also been fun getting to know many of you, and seeing the awesome stuff y'all do. I wouldn't be here without your help and critique. I know I'm still not very established as an author, but I'm happy to have made it this far at least.  I hope it is far from over. Thank you, everyone.

> //"I have my fire, my books, my clock, my window on the world where they do other things. I could have been unhappy. I'm not unhappy. This was a successful life, and when it is over the sweet earth will fill my mouth, softer than splinters."// -Alexis Kennedy


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[[tab EXTINCT BIRD FACTS]]
**1:** Did you know that the Passenger Pigeon[[footnote]] E. 1914 [[/footnote]] was once the most common bird in the world, with a population peak of  3-5 billion?
For scale, the currently most common wild bird has a population of around 1.5 billion

**2:** Did you know that penguins are actually named after another bird, the Great Auk[[footnote]] E. 1852 [[/footnote]]?They were visually similar, but not related genetically.

**3:** Did you know that the Haast's Eagle[[footnote]] E. ~1400 [[/footnote]]  weighed around 10-18 kg? For scale, the white-tailed eagle weighs about 3-7 kilograms.

**4:** Did you know that the Sulu bleeding-heart[[footnote]] Last seen in 1891. [[/footnote]] has an incredibly cool red spot on its breast that gives it the look of being shot in the heart? (You can look up pictures of the Luzon bleeding-heart if you're curious, it also has the spot.)

**5:** Did you know that the Caledonian Owlet-Nightjar[[footnote]] Last seen in 1938/9 [[/footnote]] has whiskers? (Pictured below)
I hope you enjoyed these bird facts!
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//Isn't it cool//

//But I feel like a fool//

//For I don't understand//

//Wikidot images//

//Like at all//

//So this incredibly shitty//

//Poetry is here//

//So you can enjoy the bird//

//I'm not very witty//
Anyways, thanks for checking out my author page!
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