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Includes

• :scp-wiki:component:license-box [info]
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CSS Classes

• ambrose

• menu

• dark

• web

Page Source

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= Ambrose BackDoor SoHo:
= Grand Opening![[/span]]
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= [[size 200%]]Fine Art and Fine Dining[[/size]][[/span]]
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= In association with the BackDoor Soho Artistic Associates, Marshall Carter & Dark LLC., and the King of Hearts art collective, Ambrose is proud to present Ambrose BackDoor SoHo, a unique blend of contemporary art and fine dining experiences.

= Part art show, part dining establishment, Ambrose BackDoor SoHo capitalizes on the BackDoor's rich art scene to provide diners a vivid sampler of the cutting edge. Patrons will be served a four-course meal inspired by contemporary BackDoor dining, followed by a tour of an exclusive art gallery curated by MC&D. Finally, the night will end with a live performance, featuring up and coming acts in the anart scene.
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= [[span style="color: #76bf42; font-size: 1.5em; font-weight: bold; font-family: 'Gloria Hallelujah', cursive; border-bottom: 1px solid #76bf42;"]][[size 150%]]@@ December 11th-14th, 2014 @@[[/size]][[/span]]

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= [[span style="color: #76bf42; font-size: 1.5em; font-weight: bold; font-family: 'Gloria Hallelujah', cursive; border-bottom: 1px solid #76bf42;"]]@@ First Course @@[[/span]]
# **Scarlet Calamari** -- The servitor beasts of the King of [[[Dust and Blood]]], stuffed with finely seasoned breadcrumbs in a creamy tomato sauce. Wild caught; each serving is another beast out of the seas!
# **Olney Corporate Crostini** -- Roasted pork belly braised in a blood orange sauce and garnished with pickled red onions, served on crostini. Locally sourced from the stress-free demon swine that eternally torment the executives of Olney Ironworks at their corporate headquarters.
# **Margherita à la Lindholm** -- Sicilian pizza made with buffalo mozarella and a creamy tomato sauce, topped with out-of-this-world fresh tomatoes and basil, bred by reclusive parabotanist Stella Lindholm. Let the world melt around you with each taste.

= [[span style="color: #76bf42; font-size: 1.5em; font-weight: bold; font-family: 'Gloria Hallelujah', cursive; border-bottom: 1px solid #76bf42;"]]@@ Second Course @@[[/span]]
# **Weilstedt Matzfaux-Ball Soup** -- A unique, distinctly Nalkan take on an Ashkenazi classic. You won't believe you're eating Weilstedten meat moss until your flesh rejuvenates right before your eyes. Not recommended for pregnant woman and cancer survivors, excepting experienced fleshcrafters.
# **Manhattan Shoggoth Chowder[[footnote]] Disclaimer: as the shoggoth our meat is sourced from remains alive, this meal is in violation of the 7th Noahide Law. [[/footnote]]** -- The squirming, fascinating meat of a shoggoth in a rich tomato broth. Comes with seasoned crackers; watch your meal stuff itself before your very eyes!
# **The Perfect Waldorf** -- Apples and grapes from the centennial trees of Upstate New York's [[[SCP-4000|nameless forests]]], mayonnaise sourced from the eggs of platonic chickens, walnuts annually self-trimmed from living trees dedicated to self-perfection: anything to elevate the hidden gem of NYC to heights of perfection.

= [[span style="color: #76bf42; font-size: 1.5em; font-weight: bold; font-family: 'Gloria Hallelujah', cursive; border-bottom: 1px solid #76bf42;"]]@@ Main Course @@[[/span]]
# **Delmonico Steak** -- Think you've had a Delmonico? Think again. Our Delmonico has been scientifically proven to not only taste better than, but //be more// of a Delmonico than those served at the Delmonico establishments of old. Proof available upon request.
# **Parmigiana Without Equal[[footnote]] Disclaimer: this item physically should not exist. Order with caution. [[/footnote]]:** Eggplant parmigiana stuffed with chicken parmigiana, forever: it's stuffed all the way down.
# **Primavera of the Old Gods:** The vegetables in this dish, grown long before the advent of language, have no name. They make up for that with a distinctly unique taste. Want to know what the old ones ate like?
 
= [[span style="color: #76bf42; font-size: 1.5em; font-weight: bold; font-family: 'Gloria Hallelujah', cursive; border-bottom: 1px solid #76bf42;"]]@@ Dessert @@[[/span]]
# **{{cheese}}cake** -- Focus on the cake, and don't worry about the {{cheese}}. Some things were never meant to be known by the sapient. Gluten-free.
# **Black and White Macarons** -- A decadent assortment of dual-flavored macarons, representing a variety of chocolates and vanillas from across time and space. Savor each bite; who knows when the shifting tides of the here and now will force us to change the recipe?
# **Golden Apple Crumble** -- There's nothing supernatural about these golden apples, but double-blind tests suggest even the gods can't tell the difference. Proof available upon request.

= [[span style="color: #76bf42; font-size: 1.5em; font-weight: bold; font-family: 'Gloria Hallelujah', cursive; border-bottom: 1px solid #76bf42;"]]@@ Wine and Spirits @@[[/span]]
# **[[[SCP-1921|Clown Milk]]] Egg Cream Bourbon** -- Don't let the name fool you: you'd be a clown to pass this delicious take on the NYC classic up.
# **Bloody Mary on the Rack** -- Jalapeño-infused vodka base, Lindholm tomato juice, garnished with a meter-tall, freestanding sculpture of the chef's choice.
# **Golden Orange Cider** -- The signature drink of New York, from another time and another world. Because Ambrose strives to bring our patrons the best, our oranges are guaranteed the mythological significance of that other world.

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= Tickets: $249[[/div]][[span style="color: #76bf42; font-weight: bold; font-family: 'Gloria Hallelujah', cursive;"]]
= +$49 for access to the Violet Gallery[[/span]]
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= [[span style="color: #76bf42; font-size: 1.5em; font-weight: bold; font-family: 'Gloria Hallelujah', cursive; border-bottom: 1px solid #76bf42;"]]@@ Opening Night Acts @@[[/span]]
= [[[WWYDFTLTIMD-Hub|House of Spades]]]
= Yellowface
= Soprano
= It's Free Jazz!
= The Music Machine
= Luna Zapata[[/div]]

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SoHo, Revisited[[/span]]
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> ★★★★☆
> 
> [[span style="color: #2116e5; font-family: 'Ruluko'; font-size: 1.15em; font-weight: bold;"]]Ambrose, as a brand, is particularly infamous for relying upon gimmicks in pursuit of customers. It's not particularly surprising; this far behind the veil, it's hard to surprise potential consumers. Harder still to surprise a representative of Marshall Carter & Dark, though I'm pleased to say I was pleasantly surprised with the novelty displayed within.
> 
> In accordance to my strict deiphage diet, the dishes that I ordered were the Scarlet Calamari, the Manhattan Shoggoth Chowder, the Primavera of the Old Gods, the {{cheese}}cake, and the Golden Orange Cider. I'm pleased to report that not only was each course beautifully prepared, but that the establishment avoided falling to the shortcomings of a great many older deiphagy establishments.
> 
> I found the general gallery to be interesting enough, being a good mix of artistic medium and style. Of the selection, most would fit right at home in the den of a savvy collector. My only complaint was that, compared to the Violet Gallery, the main floor felt somewhat thematically haphazard.
> 
> My biggest complaint largely regards the opening night music show. While I suppose a representative of Marshall Carter & Dark would be the last woman one expects to cry for artistic integrity, inviting an anticapitalist art collective to such a naked display of conspicuous consumption was predictably disastrous, no matter how much one hid it underneath a veneer of "performance art". House of Spades and It's Free Jazz! in particular (groups which I've made my distaste for //quite// clear) worked rather hard to subvert the establishment ambiance.
> 
> If not for Luna Zapata's hauntingly beautiful violin, I'd have written off the experience and told you, the reader, not to go. I suppose, however, that some art is just not for me.
> 
> As an aside: the building appears to be haunted, which is always a plus. Coming off of Mrs. Zapata's marvelous rendition of the Devil's Trill, I witnessed a weeping woman disappearing into a wall.[[/span]]
> 
> [[span style="color: #CC3168; font-family: 'Ruluko'; font-size: 1.15em; font-weight: bold;"]]//~Abigail del Toro//[[/span]]

> ★★★★★
> 
> [[span style="color: #2116e5; font-family: 'Ruluko'; font-size: 1.15em; font-weight: bold;"]]CERTAINLY THE ART WORLD OF EARTH IS PECULIAR THOUGH FROM TESTIMONY THROUGH FELLOW ILLUMINATED AMBASSADORS I HAD ASSUMED IT HOSTILE AND UNINHABITABLE
> 
> HAVING NO NEED FOR THE PRIMITIVE SUSTENANCE I DID NOT PARTAKE
> 
> THE MUSIC FELT PLEASANTLY GRIM AND THE VARIOUS INSTALLATIONS WERE DELIGHTFUL DIVERSIONS
> 
> ESPECIALLY THE INTERMITTENT FIDDLE[[/span]]
> 
> [[span style="color: #CC3168; font-family: 'Ruluko'; font-size: 1.15em; font-weight: bold;"]]//~ THE [[[SCP-3472|CHROMATIC VIZIER]]]//[[/span]]
> 
>> [[span style="color: #2116e5; font-family: 'Ruluko'; font-size: 1.15em; font-weight: bold;"]]**Restaurant Response:** Thank you for your patronage! Do note, however, that we did not schedule a fiddler during your visit. You likely heard the cellist.[[/span]]

> ★★★☆☆
> 
> [[span style="color: #2116e5; font-family: 'Ruluko'; font-size: 1.15em; font-weight: bold;"]]Food was fucking fantastic. I really don't expect much more from Ambrose than cheap gimmicks pandering to the lowest common regional denominator, but if there's one thing I can say about the food, is that it's nearly always good in spite of such.
> 
> The art? Not so much.
> 
> In my time eating there, I counted no less than four performance artists, done up as famished specters straight out of one of those pretentious "die-ins" you'd see the liberals fawn over back in the 90s.[[/span]]
> 
> [[span style="color: #CC3168; font-family: 'Ruluko'; font-size: 1.15em; font-weight: bold;"]]//~Robert Stone//[[/span]]
> 
>> [[span style="color: #2116e5; font-family: 'Ruluko'; font-size: 1.15em; font-weight: bold;"]]**Restaurant Response:** That does not sound like the act we had scheduled for your visit. We'll investigate this matter further, but in the mean time, a reimbursment may be in order.[[/span]]

> ★☆☆☆☆
> 
> [[span style="color: #2116e5; font-family: 'Ruluko'; font-size: 1.15em; font-weight: bold;"]]Alright, I've tried, you know? To get into the art scene, not as an artist but as a man who goes to art galleries. I want to have fun, you know? Not be bombarded with performative woke nonsense, spearheaded by some hack who thinks she's clever.
> 
> I counted about two times where a woman with a violin would approach me, glare sternly in my direction, and play a(n admittedly rather nice) solo before storming off. Afterwords, I would be accosted by a series of (admittedly rather convincing) actors playing the role of... I don't know, ghosts of Christmas? All "please don't turn off my heat" this and "give me two more weeks" that, some naked attempt to tug at heartstrings. If I wanted to feel bad about dead poor people, I'd have seen the all-revenant showing of Rent across the street.
> 
> Food was alright I guess.[[/span]]
> 
> [[span style="color: #CC3168; font-family: 'Ruluko'; font-size: 1.15em; font-weight: bold;"]]//~Yoshida Shoko//[[/span]]
> 
>> [[span style="color: #2116e5; font-family: 'Ruluko'; font-size: 1.15em; font-weight: bold;"]]**Restaurant Response:** We seem to be experiencing unexpected difficulties. Thank you for your patience.[[/span]]

> ★☆☆☆☆
> 
> [[span style="color: #2116e5; font-family: 'Ruluko'; font-size: 1.15em; font-weight: bold;"]]Business is booming and, you know, I wanted to treat myself to a treat. I thought "Hey, why not check out that new place", because, you know, I like checking out the new places, and I'm pretty sure I'll die if I gotta eat any more Chinese food.
> 
> Bad idea!
> 
> To call this place a shithole would be an insult to every roach-infested shithole in this fuckin' city. The roaches down at the 1.618 Bistro, they don't play the violin as they crawl the fuckin' walls. They're not covered in human blood and they don't beg me not to evict 'em. I don't have to see my fuckin' servers chasin' 'em with a fuckin' broom, Ion H. Christ.
> 
> One star. Helen post review[[/span]]
> 
> [[span style="color: #CC3168; font-family: 'Ruluko'; font-size: 1.15em; font-weight: bold;"]]//~ Márkkos Cohen//[[/span]]
> 
>> [[span style="color: #2116e5; font-family: 'Ruluko'; font-size: 1.15em; font-weight: bold;"]]**Restaurant Response:** We're sorry you feel that way. Please be patient.[[/span]]

> ★☆☆☆☆
> 
> [[span style="color: #2116e5; font-family: 'Ruluko'; font-size: 1.15em; font-weight: bold;"]]Was anyone going to tell me the property was infested by an utter deluge of ghosts, or was I just supposed to experience that for myself?[[/span]]
> 
> [[span style="color: #CC3168; font-family: 'Ruluko'; font-size: 1.15em; font-weight: bold;"]]//~ Phy Rithipol//[[/span]]
> 
>> [[span style="color: #2116e5; font-family: 'Ruluko'; font-size: 1.15em; font-weight: bold;"]]**Restaurant Response:** Please do not slander our establishment. [wait for Stone to find a legal loophole out of a "ghost" accusation then wait for him to draft a response][[/span]]
>> 
>>> [[span style="color: #2116e5; font-family: 'Ruluko'; font-size: 1.15em; font-weight: bold;"]]**Restaurant Response:** Our account was hacked. The intern responsible has been fired.[[/span]]

> ★☆☆☆☆
> 
> [[span style="color: #2116e5; font-family: 'Ruluko'; font-size: 1.15em; font-weight: bold;"]]Great, cool, close my reservation because of "ongoing ghost problem". It's not like I booked it three weeks in advance or anything!
> 
> Fucking SJW cucks, too busy coddling a buncha millennial crybabies who can't stand a little ectoplasm. Olive Garden would never do this to me.[[/span]]
> 
> [[span style="color: #CC3168; font-family: 'Ruluko'; font-size: 1.15em; font-weight: bold;"]]//~ UraniumEmpire//[[/span]]

> ☆☆☆☆☆
> 
> [[span style="color: #2116e5; font-family: 'Ruluko'; font-size: 1.15em; font-weight: bold;"]]**Holy Heck!** You've just found yourself your very own **Mrs. Gentrification** by Gamers Against Weed! Learn your history, cause it's doomed to repeat! Who is Dr. Wondertainment?
> 
> Find them all and become Mr. Gamer!
> 
> [[[scp-2586|01. Mr. Literal Serial Killer]]]
> [[[mr-normie|02. Mr. Normie]]]
> [[[scp-3015|03. Mr. Bernie Sanders]]]
> [[[uiu-file-2016-004|04. Mr. Get Anything For Free In Any Shop]]]
> [[[scp-3697|20. Mr. Sex Number]]]
> [[[collected-item-no1080|21. Mr. Heavenly Virtues]]]
> [[[scp-3024|22. Mr. Deadly Sins]]]
> [[[scp-2839|23. Mr. Original Character]]]
> [[[adoption-poster-darius|24. Mr. D.A.R.E.]]]
> 25. Mrs. Gentrification ✔
> [[[SCP-3090|26. Ms. Mad About Video Games]]]
> [[[scp-2842|27. Mr. Meme]]]
> [[[scp-3012|28. Mr. Ominous (discontinued)]]]
> [[[scp-4239|29. Mr. Destiny]]]
> [[[scp-2476|30. Mr. Monty Python And The Holy Grail]]]
> [[[scp-4669|31. Ms. Zapatista]]]
> [[[scp-285|32. Mr. Hax]]]
> [[[log-of-anomalous-items#jhtt|33. Mr. Just Has The Tattoo]]]
> [[[scp-2562|34. Mr. Top Text and Mr. Bottom Text]]]
> 35. Mr. Finale[[/span]]
> 
> [[span style="color: #CC3168; font-family: 'Ruluko'; font-size: 1.15em; font-weight: bold;"]]//~ Luna Zapata//[[/span]]
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