Link to article: An Excerpt from Goodbye Ghost.
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[[>]] [[module Rate]] [[/>]] Act 2, Scene 2: James: //(Crying)// But can't they help you in some way? Butt ghost: There is no cure for butt cancer. J: But what will I do without you? BG: James, you've never needed me in the first place J: What do you mean? BG: Inside of you lies the power, not me. I'm only a spirit that haunts the posteriors of mammals. J: I can't let you go. BG: You already have. //(Gestures to the framed photo of James with his arm wrapped around a yield sign.)// J: It's not what you think! BG: No, it's what I know. J: But butt ghost... BG: Shh, don't speak. You've broken my heart enough already. J: I can't let you go. BG: You had no trouble letting your //other women// go! J: That was years ago, Butt Ghost! BG: A butt ghost never forgets. J: You forgot me once. BG: I had to go soul-searching, James. J: And what did you find? BG: I found my spirit place. The air was still and the water was cool. I felt a presence. I turned to look, but no one was there. I was alone. The moon overhead gazed down at my prone body. I felt nothing and everything at once. And that's when I realized, my people need me. J: Ankle ghost will be fine. BG: It's not just Ankle Ghost anymore, James, it's the world. J: What does that even mean? BG: They're revoking ghost licenses everywhere now. J: No! BG: It's true. J: But what about your estranged relationship with your brother? BG: Ghost Butt will either have to get out of my way, or join me. J: How? BG: James, you know me too well to question my ability in dealing with these issues. J: Very well. I can only hope you don't fail. BG: Failure is not an option. J: Good luck. BG: Thank you. J: Here take this. (Passes plunger) BG: I will not let you down. J: Goodbye, Butt Ghost. //(Salutes)// BG: Goodbye, James. //(Flushes)// ------ //Something even the loneliest man can relate to, Goodbye Ghost brings us to realize our own mortality and the importance of our relationship with our friends, regardless of corporeality.// - Foundation Tribune //Play of the year. Period.// - CI Review //Guaranteed to make you both laugh and cry, the Butt Ghost's performance is the best of the the year, if not the century.// - Time-anomaly Magazine //What the FUCK is this shit?// - O5-7 [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box]] [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box-end]]