Anderson Robotics' Installation Guide: Your New Black Series Sidhe-Issue Wing Chassis!

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++ Thank you for purchasing the Black Series Sidhe-Issue Wing Chassis!

++ To walk you through installation, usage and safety precautions, please welcome our feathery friend: Finn the Falcon!
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I'm here to teach you all about your new purchase, the Black Series Sidhe-Issue Wing Chassis!

We here at Anderson Robotics are aware of the many troubles the Fae peoples have encountered in [[[ralliston-s-proposal|the last]]] [[[finding-avalon|few centuries]]]. While we can do almost nothing but offer our sincerest condolences to those lost in these tragedies, we can provide our support on a more personal issue: flight.

While //Homo sapiens sidhe// individuals do posses biological wings, they're largely dormant and ineffective unless one is sufficiently thaumaturgically talented, which cannot be said for most of the population.

However, with the ceaseless march of technology, you need not worry about such insignificant issues if you crave the feeling of air in your hair. With your new Black Series Sidhe-Issue Wing Chassis, the whole world could be your oyster! 


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> + Lightweight Frame
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> The Chassis is light, so light you might even forget it's there! Well, not really. But, no matter how strong you are, you'll have no problem moving around with this on your back.

> + One Size Fits All
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> No matter how tall, short, wide, or thin you are, the Chassis will adapt so it's perfectly sized to keep you and your wings attached to itself, so you don't have to worry about falling out of it in mid-air.[[footnote]] In the event your Chassis begins to be loose, please contact your distributor and request a technician. [[/footnote]] Not only will it fit like a glove, it'll feel like one too, with the wing-slots being lined with runes that'll keep your wings intact while inside, to prevent them from breaking!

> + Flight!
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> Capable of reaching 55 kilometers per hour speeds, [[footnote]] Going at speeds close to this threshold is not recommended unless you are wearing protective clothing and goggles. [[/footnote]] the Chassis' primary function grants a power that nobody wouldn't love to have! Beat the morning rush to work by soaring over it! Clean those pesky gutters without a ladder! See if the clouds really are made of cotton candy![[footnote]] Anderson Robotics does not hold any legal responsibility for any injury, illness or other negative effect on one's health caused by attempting to taste clouds. [[/footnote]] 

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[# Click here] to see a map of all our installation clinics worldwide! We provide our services through our headquarters in Three Portlands, at several locations owned by our associates Marshall, Carter and Dark and in Esterberg[[footnote]] Anderson Robotics thanks the Esterbergian Parliament and Council of Three for allowing and assisting us in operating within Esterberg. [[/footnote]] Once you've found a location near you, you can book a fitting session and we'll sort you out with your very own, perfectly fitting, Wing Chassis.

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We recommend following [# this chart] of tests to make sure you're running smoothly before proper use. After that, you're good to go. The device requires an electric charge to work at full power, so make sure to leave it charging at the provided port when not in use. [[footnote]] No concerns to be had about any magical components, though! Those'll stay in tip-top shape no matter how long you go with these things! They'll even keep you going for a short while after the electric charge fails, although we recommend landing as soon as you receive the battery depletion alarm. [[/footnote]] Additionally, be gentle while handling the Chassis when not in use. That lightness comes at the sacrifice of being a bit more fragile than you'd expect. 

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> +++ Do not exceed an altitude of 79,000 meters without proper equipment.
> Without an oxygen tank or some other method of getting oxygen into your lungs, it is advised you stay away from this altitude as the atmosphere is too thin to breathable. 

> +++ Do not attempt to exceed speeds of 55 Kilometers Per Hour.
> The device, in its current build, has not been designed with higher speeds in mind. Please be aware of this if in a rush or attempting to race others. [[footnote]] If a Black Series Sidhe-Issue Wing Chassis is used for an extended period of time at above its max speed, it may explode. Anderson Robotics is not responsible for any injuries or deaths caused in this manner. [[/footnote]]

> +++ Do not attempt to transmute the device into biological matter.
> Attempts to transmute the device in such a manner may result in permanent disfiguration of the wings and upper back, as well as potential future health complications. 

> +++ Do not attempt use without appropriate body parts.
> For our human friends, please don't try and use this device. It just won't work for you, sorry.

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Esterberg Weekly
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Your #1. Source of Information
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TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 19TH, 2023
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HEADS IN THE CLOUDS
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Esterberg authorities have reported that the three bodies of teenage Fae found in the Residential District late last Wednesday are connected to the recent "Heavenly Lick" trend that has become popular in formerly sub-Veil circles on the social media platform TikTok.
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The trend revolves around users filming themselves licking clouds, often using thaumaturgical techniques in order to reach a height where they are able to do so, with many Sidhe users employing use of Anderson Robotics' Black Series Sidhe-Issue Wing Chassis to reach the required heights. 
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However, as many have unfortunately discovered first-hand, the Chassis seems to malfunction in the presence of highly condensed water, which experts believe many interfere with the inner thaumaturgical workings of the device, causing it to malfunction and cause the wearer to drop out of the sky. In the past fortnight, eight deaths have been found to be in connection to this oversight in the device's design.
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While Anderson Robotics is yet to release an official statement regarding the involvement of their hardware in these incidents, many are calling for the product to be recalled and reworked in order to remove this fatal flaw in the device's design...
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