Ariadne's Malibu Dream House (of Leaves)

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[[span style="text-shadow: -1px -1px 0 #000, 1px -1px 0 #000, -1px 1px 0 #000, 1px 1px 0 #000;"]]The Malibu Dream ##blue|House##
(Of Leaves)[[/span]] v.2.0
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{{I am his son, and I swear by our joined blood to find what will.}}

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{{Man has killed fellow man for millennia}}
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[[a href="https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7028"]]
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SCP-7412
//This Isn't A Jesus Allegory or Anything,//
//House's Birth Was Just Kinda Like That//
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{{J.R. Cooper: What do you qualify as **measly** embezzlement?}}

[[span style="font-size:75%"]]In collaboration with Yossipossi .[[/span]]
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[[a href="https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7412"]]
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Department of Tactical Theology Hub
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[[a href="https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/tactical-theology-hub"]]
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//The Heart of Mekhane//
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[[a href="https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-heart-of-mekhane"]]
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//The Virtue of Resilience//
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[[span style="font-size:75%"]]LoreCon2023 Winning Entry for EN.[[/span]]
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[[a href="https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-virtue-of-resilience"]]
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{{This was different. This was power, manifest.}}

[[span style="font-size:75%"]]Remixcon 2023 Entry.[[/span]]
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//Ever Burning Brightly//
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{{And he would be remembered.}}
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[[a href="https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/burn-brightly"]]
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//I Think I Could Be Brave//
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{{She's thirteen when they tell her that her father is dead.}}

[[span style="font-size:75%"]]Inspired by ROUNDERHOUSE's Jade Proposal.[[/span]]
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[[a href="https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/i-think-i-could-be-brave"]]
[[span class="link"]].[[/span]]
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//Koyaanisqatsi//
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{{the land is silent,}}
{{for he who had made them is at rest beneath the horizon}}
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[[a href="https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/koyaanisqatsi"]]
[[span class="link"]].[[/span]]
[[/a]]
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//Your Place Was Empty//
[[div class="smol"]]
{{I won't give you empty platitudes or pretend the past does not matter,}}
{{because it always does. We know that deeper than most.}}
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[[a href="https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/your-place-was-empty"]]
[[span class="link"]].[[/span]]
[[/a]]
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[[collapsible show="+ Other Stuff In Progress!" hide="- Close"]]
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+ + Current Drafts in Progress

* A forest that is weird.
* Ethiopian Fae Court, but it's another thing too, Surprise!
* "... to shreds, you say?"
* Josephine Bonaparte. That's it. Just Josephine Bonaparte.
* Great Zimbabwe Shamanistic Costco.
* Precursor Foundation Group of Interest (With Timey-Wimey Nonsense).
* The Mandate of Heaven (with [[*user Aftokrator]]).
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[[collapsible show="+ but don't take my word for it!" hide="- Close"]]
+ but don't take my word for it!

+++ just listen to these real, actual quotes by people (who i asked to write them)!

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"Amazing. Show-stopping. Awe-inspiring. Knee-shattering. Blood-spattering. I do not recollect the events of May 31st and I do not regret it. Hail Queen Ari."
[[=]]
[[*user CDIThink]], who better keep her mouth shut about May 31st.
[[/=]]
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[[=]]
++ 𒂢
[[/=]]

[[div class="blockquote"]]
"Ari is the nicest person I know. Perhaps too nice. What is she plotting? "
[[=]]
[[*user Uncle-Nicolini]], who is the GOAT, not a goat, sorry if that's confusing.
[[/=]]
[[/div]]

[[=]]
++ 𒉜
[[/=]]

[[div class="blockquote"]]
"Still owes me a pony."
[[=]]
[[*user Harmacy]], who is stinky and great.
[[/=]]
[[/div]]

[[=]]
++ 𒎓
[[/=]]

[[div class="blockquote"]]
"We have evidence that she used to sell copper in the Middle East under a pseudonym with the initials E. N. Don't let her try to tell you otherwise."
[[=]]
[[*user Aftokrator]], who is clearly just paranoid like that nerd Nanni. Ignore all this cuneiform.
[[/=]]
[[/div]]

[[=]]
++ 𒌫
[[/=]]

[[div class="blockquote"]]
"I met a penguin lover from a far off wiki,
Who said—'Two vast and trunkless pages of words
Stand in the data form. . . . Near them, on the files,
Half buried a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its creator well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless pages,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the metadata, these words appear:
My name is Fishmonger, Author of Authors;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wiki, boundless and bare
The lone and level drafts stretch far away.'"
[[=]]
[[*user Yossipossi]], who is concerning me slightly.
[[/=]]
[[/div]]

[[=]]
++ 𒁈
[[/=]]

[[div class="blockquote"]]
"Second coolest irish person I know /j"
[[=]]
[[*user BitOddInnit]], who we know was not joking.
[[/=]]
[[/div]]

[[=]]
++ 𒄔
[[/=]]

[[div class="blockquote"]]
"You finished your degree, go away. I don't know what this SCP thing is you even keep talking about. "
[[=]]
[[*user AriadnesThread]]'s graduate Advisor, who writes Supernatural fanfiction for the record, so like she should talk.
[[/=]]
[[/div]]

[[=]]
++ 𒁲
[[/=]]

[[div class="blockquote"]]
"I'd put her in a box and shake her around a bit."
[[=]]
[[*user OriTiefling ]], both terrifying and yet somehow inspirational?
[[/=]]
[[/div]]

[[=]]
++ 𒉜
[[/=]]

[[div class="blockquote"]]
"The 80s called, they want their nu wave back."
[[=]]
[[*user AwhRyan]], who doesn't understand the 80s weren't nearly this aesthetic, trust me, I was there.
[[/=]]
[[/div]]

[[=]]
++ 𒅆
[[/=]]

[[div class="blockquote"]]
"There once was lady named Ari,
Who grew up with books and Atari!
She read and she learned,
She wrote and she earned,
and now she penguin, not sorry."
[[=]]
[[*user Flopmind]], who doesn't realize that I still have that Atari, somewhere. I think.
[[/=]]
[[/div]]

[[=]]
++ 𒄒
[[/=]]


[[div class="blockquote"]]
"I just think she's neat!"
[[=]]
[[*user Prismal]], who I also think is neat!
[[/=]]
[[/div]]

[[=]]
++ 𒇴
[[/=]]

[[div class="blockquote"]]
"Oh fuck yes, author page quote!"
[[=]]
[[*user Dino--Draws]], who may have misunderstood the assignment.
[[/=]]
[[/div]]

[[=]]
++ 𒋡
[[/=]]

[[div class="blockquote"]]
"I'm Commander Rounder, and this is my favorite Ariadne on the Citadel!"
[[=]]
[[*user ROUNDERHOUSE]], which is impressive because he made an Ariadne already.
[[/=]]
[[/div]]

[[=]]
[[div style="margin : 5px"]]
++ 𒅒
[[/div]]
[[/=]]

[[div class="blockquote"]]
"A spectre is haunting Ariadne's brain -- the spectre of CSS. All the powers of the SCP Wiki have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: MAST and Tech, Discord Team and IRC ops, and every user with "storm" in their name."

= [[*user Lt Flops]], **literally who??? There are so many of you and I get so confused!**
[[/div]]

[[=]]
[[div style="margin : 5px"]]
++ 𒁳
[[/div]]
[[/=]]

[[div class="blockquote"]]
"Right, hold on one second, I'm hydrated to hell. Let's do this."

= [[*user Fish^12]], **who is an actual saint for dealing with my dumb ass to create a perfect beautiful code for my author page.**
[[/div]]

[[=]]
[[div style="margin : 5px"]]
++ 𒐳
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