CONTEST CONTEST

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+ __CONTEST CONTEST__
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Ever wanted to run a contest? Now, you can. Well, you could before, too. Anyone can post a contest hub at any time. There is no rule explicitly preventing this. There is no written policy page for rules regarding contest hubs, as far as I can tell. I didn't have a ton of time to research. 

**HOWEVER:** I am legally[[footnote]]morally[[/footnote]] obligated to inform you that you //should not// attempt to run any sort of unofficial contest without speaking to the Community Outreach Team first. They would //really prefer// you didn't attempt to run a contest without their approval. I don't think they'd stop you, but many of the things you'd want to do in order to run a serious, quality contest cannot be done without their assistance and oversight.

Anyway. Point is, you could have run a contest before and you didn't. But now, some funny man whose name is literally placeholder is saying you can do it //competitively//. And there's no way you're turning that down. I mean, you've participated in worse contests. 

Come on, don't lie to me, I know you have. I'm scrubbing through your wikidot user history right now. //Memecon? Really?// Like anything good was going to come out of that.[[footnote]]:teemo:
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= **How to Enter CONTEST CONTEST**

**1.** Within the duration from 12:01 AM EST 6 January 2023 to 11:59 PM EST 12 January 2023, post a page to the SCP Wiki which
* successfully qualifies for the {{contest}} tag, and
* still exists at 12:01 AM EST 20 January 2023.

**2.** Due to the nature of the **CONTEST CONTEST**, we will unfortunately not be allowing art entries. Like, not just visual art -- //no// art, at all. Your entry must not include anything artistic. Your entry can //be// an Art Contest, though, that's fine! Oh yeah, and, no {{theme}} or {{component}} pages as entries either. Apologies for the confusion.

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+ __IMPORTANT DATES__

**POSTING BEGINS:** 12:01 AM EST 6 January 2023
**POSTING CLOSES:** 11:59 PM EST 12 January 2023
**RESULTS DECIDED:** 12:01 AM EST 20 January 2023
**ACTUAL BIRTH DATE OF JESUS CHRIST:** 1:00 AM IST[[footnote]]Israel Standard Time. Yeah, that's a real thing. I'm as surprised as you.[[/footnote]] 6 April 6 Anno Domini,[[footnote]]**Translation:** In the Year of Our Lord[[/footnote]] [wikipedia:Date_of_birth_of_Jesus probably].

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+ __ENTRIES__
(in random order)

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* [# More_by Contest] by [[*user Croquembouche]]
* [# Parody Contest Contest] by [[*user Liryn]]
* [# ROUNDERHOUSE CONTEST] by [[*user ROUNDERHOUSE]]
* [# Disobey "How to Write an SCP" Contest] by [[*user djkaktus]]
* [# LilliCon!] by [[*user LOVEMARGINAL]]
* [# "Write Something I Will Upvote"] by [[*user A Random Day]] & [[*user Kalinin]]
* [# Religion Contest] by [[*user spikebrennan]] & [[*user Yossipossi]]
* [# Get Banned Speedrun] by [[*user user deleted]], [[*user Anonymous]], [[*user does not match any existing user name]] & [[*user Von Pincier]]
* [# CONTEST CONTEST] by [[*user Placeholder McD]]
* [# Canon Renaissance Contest 2: Polish A Turd] by [[*user TheCommunity]]
* [# AMOGUSCON] by [[*user Tanhony]]
* [# Neurodivergence Contest] by [[*user stephlynch]] & [[*user syuzhet]]
* [# Whedon Contest] by [[*user HarryBlank]]
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+ __RULES__

**1.** Highest-rated **CONTEST CONTEST** entry at **RESULTS DECIDED** time wins. (Visual) Art Contest entries are a separate category with a separate winner because purely visual art is fundamentally different from all other artforms and cannot be compared with them. All non-Art Contests are in the same category, though.

**2.** The following statement must appear at the top of your entry, right below your rating module:

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> I, [[span style="text-transform: uppercase;"]]**%%title%%**[[/span]], fully recognize that //**CONTEST CONTEST**// by Placeholder McD is a joke page, and was created without intent to hurt, harm, cause problems, or be unsportsmanlike. I acknowledge that Placeholder McD has heavily discouraged me from posting a Contest Hub without consulting the Community Outreach Team. I understand that the content of //**CONTEST CONTEST**// is purely satirical and should not be taken seriously or personally; its instructions should not be followed, and I know this because I am skilled in literary analysis. In copying this statement to the top of my page, I admit that what will follow is entirely my fault, and Placeholder McD is in no way responsible for my actions.
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> Neololfoundation. Cheese Grater. Bottom Text.
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> I, {{<user not logged in>}}, fully recognize that //**CONTEST CONTEST**// by Placeholder McD is a joke page, and was created without intent to hurt, harm, cause problems, or be unsportsmanlike. I acknowledge that Placeholder McD has discouraged me from posting a Contest Hub without consulting the Community Outreach Team. I understand that the content of **CONTEST CONTEST** is purely satirical and should not be taken personally. In copying this statement to the top of my page, I admit that what will follow is entirely my fault, and Placeholder McD is in no way responsible for my actions.
> 
> Neololfoundation. Cheese Grater. Bottom Text.

Oh, hey, dude, you're currently logged out of your wikidot account. Yeah, it does that sometimes. Site's falling apart.
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**3.** You are permitted to edit your **CONTEST CONTEST** entry, but not wholly replace it. Although you are allowed to add and remove sections to your **CONTEST CONTEST** entry, ultimately the central idea of your **CONTEST CONTEST** entry should remain the same. This also means that any edits that would comprehensively replace or overwrite your original **CONTEST CONTEST** entry will be prohibited. In the case of having a **CONTEST CONTEST** entry with planned updates or something similar that we have seen in prior contests, a full and thorough outline of said updates must be presented to a **CONTEST CONTEST** marshal before the end of the posting period. This is to help ensure that **CONTEST CONTEST** contestants are given the freedom to be creative with their **CONTEST CONTEST** entries while at the same time preventing the possibility of some **CONTEST CONTEST** contestants being able to obtain "additional time" to work on their **CONTEST CONTEST** entry after the end of the posting period. If unsure over whether an edit would violate these terms, please consult the following flowchart.

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**4.** Any contestant who takes unusual and/or negative actions to increase their vote total, or decrease that of their competitors, will be awarded bonus points.

**5.** If you have any questions about **CONTEST CONTEST**, feel free to message one of my agents, [[*user HarryBlank]], [[*user Liryn]], or [[*user Ralliston]]. They're the **CONTEST CONTEST** Marshalls.

**6.** If you have any questions about being a Contest Marshall, feel free to message the Community Outreach Team. They're the **CONTEST CONTEST** Marshall Marshalls.

**7.** If you're a contestant looking to //contest// the opinions of the **CONTEST CONTEST** Marshall Marshalls, please feel free to contact the Contest Marshmallow.

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+ __TAGGING__

Since this page is my ColdpostCon Entry, I was unable to have it reviewed by Community Outreach and, as such, could not arrange creation of the {{contestcontest}} tag prior to **CONTEST CONTEST**. So just do whatever's required to obtain the regular ol' {{contest}} tag on your entry. 

Since I can't use Listpages to target only contest pages created between certain dates, they won't be listed here unless I edit the page, which I'm not allowed to do until ColdpostCon has concluded. So, on 12 January, between the end of ColdpostCon's Voting Period and the end of **CONTEST CONTEST**'s Posting Period, I'll update this page to reflect all the **CONTEST CONTEST** entries! The entries currently on this page are placeholders[[footnote]]HAHAHAHA LMAO LOL HAHA HE SAID IT HE SAID THE THING OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY ASS OFF HE SAID IT HE SAID HIS NAME BUT HIS NAME IS A WORD AND HE USED IT AS A WORD INSTEAD OF USING IT AS HIS NAME WHICH IS HAHAHA IT'S FUNNY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND DON'T YOU GET IT IT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY MY STOMACH HURTS HAHAHAHA LMAO LOL LMAO I THINK HAHA THAT MAYBE HAHA LOL MY APPENDIX JUST BURST HAHAHA XD PLACEHOLDER MCD WHAT A FUNNY GUY PFFT I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE LOL XD[[/footnote]] to entertain you until then.
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^^##purple|Special thanks to [[*user Placeholder McD]] for making the **CONTEST CONTEST** Hub Banner image in preparation for wasting everyone's time with this page. Special apologies to [[*user stormbreath]], [[*user Modulum]], [[*user Naepic]], [[*user WhiteGuard]], and several members of the SCP Official Staff Server Discord for badgering you with whether or not I could genuinely make this a contest. I am so, so sorry. This is a joke tale page. //This is a joke tale page//. Please, I am begging you, do not blemish my perfect record with a Disc thread based on the contents of this page. Thank you and good night.##^^

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> **Title:** CONTEST CONTEST BANNER
> **Filename:** TlyH5oe.png
> **Author:** [[*user Placeholder McD]]
> **License:** CC BY-SA 3.0
> **Source Link:** [*https://i.imgur.com/TlyH5oe.png Imgur]
> **Notes:** Derivative of the following works:

> **Filename:** Confetti600x269.png
> **Author:** Agency "Mann beißt Hund" for WMDE
> **License:** CC BY-SA 4.0
> **Source Link:** [*https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Confetti600x269.png Wikimedia Commons]

> **Filename:** Dept of Homeland Security Distinguished Service Medal.png
> **Author:** U. S. Army
> **License:** Public Domain
> **Source Link:** [*https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Dept_of_Homeland_Security_Distinguished_Service_Medal.png Wikimedia Commons]

> **Filename:** Partyhat_icone.png
> **Author:** [*https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Polylerus Polylerus]
> **License:** CC BY-SA 3.0
> **Source Link:** [*https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Partyhat_icone.png Wikimedia Commons]
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> **Title:** CONTEST CONTEST FLOWCHART
> **Filename:** ToPVbk6.png
> **Author:** [[*user Placeholder McD]]
> **License:** CC BY-SA 3.0
> **Source Link:** [*https://i.imgur.com/ToPVbk6.png Imgur]
> **Notes:** Derivative of the following works:

> **Title:** Editing Flowchart
> **Filename:** flowchart.png
> **Author:** [[*user Whiteguard]]
> **License:** CC BY-SA 3.0
> **Source Link:** [*/scp7000contesthub SCP-7000 Contest Hub]
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> Significant portions of textual, structural and formatting elements are derived from the [*/coldpostcon ColdpostCon] hub, the [*/scp7000contesthub SCP-7000 Contest] hub, and various other SCP Wiki Contest hubs.
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