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[[[foundation-tales| Tales Hub]]] >> [[[Series Archive]]] >> [[[Acidverse]]] >> Cool War 2: Ruiz From Your Grave [[[cool-war-4-hub| Cool War 4: Remnants Of Zmurgath's Cave]]] >> Cool War 2: Ruiz From Your Grave [[>]] [[module Rate]] [[/>]] > >unzip C00L_war_2_ru1z_fr0m_y0ur_gr4ve.7z > Extracting 232 Files... > Extracted! > >del C00L_war_2_ru1z_fr0m_y0ur_gr4ve.7z > Deleting... Deleted! > >dir > > 001. [[[cool-war-2-death-and-rebirth|Cool War 2: 【ＤＥＡＴＨ ＆ ＲＥＢＩＲＴＨ】]]] > > 002. The Dawn Of A New Era > > 003. Where Fearful Feet Dare Not Tread > > 004. [[[wowwee un kill ursefl]]] > > 005. [[[Deconstruction Of A God]]] > > 006. [[[Fifty Percent Off Everything]]] > > 007. The Snipper Reborn > > 008. [[[Joey And Overgang And Rita And Molly And Zombies]]] > > 009. You Did What? > > 010. [[[Noxious Fumes Fill The Area]]] > > 011. Potential Tradeoffs > > 012. [[[The Second Cool War Begins]]] > > 013. I Can See The Light > > 014. The Madness Sets In Fast > > 015. Antidisestablishmentarianism > > 016. Pork Crackling Is Repulsive > > 017. The Characteristic Dipole > > 018. Messages Transmitted And Recieved > > 019. Anusparade Assholes > > 020. A Series Of Changes > > 021. [[[A Broken Bookshelf]]] > > 022. Raptor Orgies Are More Fun Than You'd Think > > 023. But Less Than You'd Hope > > 024. Actually A Lot Less Than You’d Hope > > 025. [[[Allegory Of The Two Bothers]]] > > 026. A Time Independent Algorithm > > 027. [[[project-proposal-2012-120|Art Is A Gateway Drug]]] > > 028. [[[scp-4066|The Byzantine Empire Was Secretly Aliens]]] > > 029. The Obligatory Fanservice Story > > 030. Tumultuous Times And Nothing To Think About > > 031. Can I Taste Your Pupils > > 032. Agent Green Cartwheels Into The Story > > 033. Rice Paper Fish Catcher > > 034. Paper Burns Quite Well > > 035. But Not Underwater > > 036. The Barton Prophecies > > 037. An Uncomfortable And Awkward Handshake > > 038. Another Juan Bites The Dust > > 039. [[[Nobody's Home]]] > > 040. Cutting Coats And Throats > > 041. Mikan > > 042. This Statement Is Metaphorical > > 043. Nothing Is Canon, Everything Is Permitted > > 044. A Butt Too Fart > > 045. Getting To The Crux Of Things > > 046. Overgang Dood Eats A Sandwich > > 047. The World Seems Like Nothing > > 048. [[[This Chapter Intentionally Left Blank]]] > > 049. [[[Rita Learns About The Birds And The Bees In The Worst Way]]] > > 050. Tsun Tsun Dere Dere > > 051. Get Booked In To The Priory > > 052. An Eye For An Eye Leaves The Whole World Blind > > 053. As Would Masturbating Endlessly > > 054. Suddenly, NINJAS > > 055. Agent Green Disapproves Of All This Nonsense > > 056. DISCONNECTION ERROR > > 057. RECONNECTING > > 058. Nothing Is Better > > 059. Mared Gretchen Hosts A Rave Party > > 060. [[[Seven New Characters Are Introduced]]] > > 061. [[[Seven Characters Die Unexpectedly]]] > > 062. [[[Conservation Of Momentum]]] > > 063. Better To Have Nothing Than Everything > > 064. Some People Get Angry About Video Games > > 065. The World Collapses From Its Own Weight > > 066. [[[Maybe Capitalism Is A Bad Idea]]] > > 067. No, Never Mind, Better Than The Alternative > > 068. Futanari Titwhore Fiasco: //Live In Crimea!// > > 069. The Warmup Act > > 070. Et Tam Deum Poopy > > 071. The Life And Times Of Terry Shultz > > 072. A Slice Of Delicious Pie > > 073. War Criminals > > 074. Whore Criminals > > 075. Water On The Knee > > 076. "Legally Acquired Software" > > 077. A Dog Is Put Down > > 078. Because It Was Too Heavy > > 079. And Its Weight Resulted In Incurable Physiological Problems > > 080. It Was All Just The Dream Of An Angel > > 081. [[[anime-is-art-too-guys|Anime Is Art Too, Guys]]] > > 082. A Light Read Before Bedtime > > 083. I’d Rather Not Think > > 084. [[[someone-steals-aldons-penis|Someone Steals Aldon's Penis]]] > > 085. Lacerations To The Sternum > > 086. This Is Not A Joke > > 087. Tremolo And Crescendo > > 088. Agent Clef Appears, Nobody Likes The Cameo > > 089. Nobody Appears, Agent Clef Likes The Cameo > > 090. You Can’t Have Your Cake And Eat It Without Getting Fat > > 091. Eris, Anima, And Timothy Wonder How They Got Here > > 092. Wait Was That A Walrus > > 093. A Twisted Copper Wire Pair > > 094. 37 Years Of Backpay > > 095. A Library But Not, You Know, THE Library > > 096. Agent Green Shoots A Gun > > 097. [[[Ruiz Dies Again]]] > > 098. [[[erics-mega-zine-vol-49-an-intermission-to-keep-you-hanging|An Intermission To Keep You Hanging]]] > > 099. [*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/la-foi-de-la-paix-circa-2011 Mutually Artsured Destruction] > > 100. [*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/why-aren-t-you-helping Why Aren't You Helping?] > > 101. Overgang Loses Every Pair Of Glasses But Nineteen Of Them > > 102. Some More Events Transpire > > 103. This Isn't A Spelling Mistak It Is Never A Spelling Mistak > > 104. [[[Fights]]] > > 105. Knife Fights > > 106. [[[running-up-stairs|Running Up A Bunch Of Stairs]]] > > 107. Knife Fights On Top Of A Skyscraper > > 108. The Skyscraper Is Also A Rocketship > > 109. Knife Fights On Top Of A Rocketship Skyscraper > > 110. Everyone Dies Of Asphyxiation > > 111. A Mysterious Walrus Saves The Day > > 112. Cracking Knuckles Can Kill The Cartilage > > 113. Agent Green Is An Ineffectual Badass > > 114. Not On Opposite Day > > 115. Jesus Appears, Hi-Fives Everybody > > 116. Ruiz Gets Better > > 117. A Computer Mouse That Is Also A Biological Mouse > > 118. I Think I Lost My Keys > > 119. Fred Enters The Story, Shakes His Head Disappointedly, Then Leaves > > 120. Nested Loops > > 121. Do Not Pass Go > > 122. Pan To Left, Watch Tumbleweeds > > 123. Quantum Immortality > > 124. --A S--t__ylis__tic **De**c//isi//on > > 125. Cool Is In The Eye Of The Beholder > > 126. A Lull In The Middle > > 127. A Bulge In The Middle > > 128. Joey And Overgang Totally Make Out But No Homo > > 129. Scarlet Ninth Was Adopted > > 130. Your Mom Is So Fatwah > > 131. The Virus Spreads To The World > > 132. The Following Statement Is False > > 133. The Previous Statement Is True > > 134. Words In An Interesting Order > > 135. If A Bear Shits In The Woods, Does It Make A Sound? > > 136. Even Murderers Have Mothers > > 137. Rita Adopts A Stray Walrus That Seems A Bit Familiar > > 138. Eroticism Is Actually Communism > > 139. A Post Scarcity Utopia > > 140. Vomit Twice Removed > > 141. What’s A King To A God > > 142. The Prescription For Sadness > > 143. Molly Stares Into The Void And The Void Goes Mad > > 144. [[[Nothing Of Importance Happens In This One, Just Skip It]]] > > 145. Ruiz Dies Again, Again > > 146. A Small Man Dances In A Red Room > > 147. Intermission That You Won’t Understand, Plebian > > 148. The Friday Exhibitionist > > 149. Exclusive And Gate > > 150. Gotta Catch Them All > > 151. Also, Mew > > 152. [WAS THIS FUNNY THE FIRST TIME] > > 153. Joey Steals The Declaration Of Independence > > 154. Trial Of The Dragon > > 155. Rita's Walrus Was A Nazi Spy > > 156. Let Me Fetch Mein Kampfortable Chair > > 157. Death Of The Author > > 158. The Only Cure Is More Cowbell > > 159. Ruiz Gets Better Again > > 160. A Childhood Flashback > > 161. IT IS I, RUIZ, YOUR ARCH RIVAL > > 162. AND NOW I MUST DESTROY YOU > > 163. HYAAAAAAAAAAAAA > > 164. Ruiz Charges A Blast Of Ki (Part One) > > 165. Ruiz Charges A Blast Of Ki (Part Two) > > 166. Ruiz Charges A Blast Of Ki (Part Three) > > 167. Ruiz Charges A Blast Of Ki (Part Four) > > 168. Ruiz Charges A Blast Of Ki (Part Five) > > 169. Ruiz Charges A Blast Of Ki (Part Six) > > 170. Ruiz Releases A Blast Of Ki (Finally) > > 171. He Missed > > 172. And Hit A Bus Filled With Orphans > > 173. Oops > > 174. [[[An Armenian Bodybuilder Exercises His Legal Rights]]] > > 175. [[[Coldposter]]] > > 176. Special Delivery > > 177. Knuckle Dusting > > 178. [[[ruiz-duchamp-ace-attorney|Ruiz Duchamp: Ace Attorney]]] > > 179. Mary Ann And Salah Appear For No Reason > > 180. Isabel Wondertainment Sucks A Lollipop Innocently > > 181. Yes, I Am Going To Keep Stealing Djoric's Characters > > 182. Overanalysis Of Meaningless Patterns > > 183. It's Super Effective! > > 184. An Existential Crisis > > 185. Ruiz Seeks The Oracle Of Delphi > > 186. I Just Lost The Game > > 187. Updating The NAND Of The Mind > > 188. [[[its-not-real-it-never-was-you-pathetic-fools | It's Not Real, It Never Was, You Pathetic Fools]]] > > 189. The Oracle Is Kind Of A Huge Bitch > > 190. wowwee go enlighten ursefl > > 191. If You Skip This Chapter Nothing Will Make Sense > > 192. [[[project-proposal-2018-112|Any Time, Any Place, You And Me]]] > > 193. Rebirth Of The Author > > 194. Rita's Walrus Was A Double Agent > > 195. And That’s The Way We Do It > > 196. Incomprehensible Jibber Jabber > > 197. Entrails Gouged Out With A Dull Knife > > 198. Rita's Walrus Was A Triple Agent > > 199. Together, As Father And Son > > 200. A Stun Gun Is Quite Dangerous > > 201. Pico Acts Like A Crazy Guy And Nobody Is Surprised > > 202. Good Night Dead Society > > 203. And Choirs Of Angels Sing Thee To Thy Rest > > 204. Cat Sneezes Are Horrifying > > 205. [[[the-only-difference-between-martyrdom-and-suicide|The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage]]] > > 206. Wait, Wasn't That A Panic At The Disco Song? > > 207. More Protein Powder > > 208. Knowledge Is Power, Power Is Current Times Voltage > > 209. You Cannot Destroy An Idea > > 210. Boku No Pico Wilson (DON'T GOOGLE THAT) > > 211. [[[Two Houses, Both Alike In Dignity]]] > > 212. A Confident Black Woman Asserts Her Individuality > > 213. Agent Green Accidentally Annexes Poland > > 214. War… War Never Changes > > 215. [http://scp-int.wikidot.com/projektvorschlag-2014-001 War Has Changed] > > 216. Rita's Walrus Was Secretly On Her Side The Whole Time > > 217. And Is Also A Metaphor For Childlike Innocence > > 218. I Swear I Will Use Your Skull As A Chalice > > 219. Beams Of Light > > 220. A Foreboding Atmosphere > > 221. Everything Gets Super Serious > > 222. Agent Green Tries To Help But Can't Do Much > > 223. It Turns Out Every SCP Was Anart, Who Knew > > 224. Ruiz Dies For Like The Fifth Time > > 225. Then He Comes Back > > 226. Now He's Dead > > 227. Just Kidding, He's Fine > > 228. Rita's Walrus Is Released Into The Wild > > 229. Can Even I Be Saved? > > 230. No Pico, No You Can't > > 231. You Crazy Asshole > > 232. 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