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[[[cool-war-4-hub| Cool War 4: Remnants Of Zmurgath's Cave]]] >> Cool War 4: Remnants Of Zmurgath's Cave [[>]] [[module Rate]] [[/>]] > >unzip C00L_war_4_r3mn4nts_0f_zmurg4ths_c4ve.7z > Extracting 323 Files... > Extracted! > >del C00L_war_4_r3mn4nts_0f_zmurg4ths_c4ve.7z > Deleting... Deleted! > >dir > > 001. The Valley Of The Shadow In The Shadow Of The Valley > > 002. Rhythmical Remedy > > 003. PRESIDENT ELECTED: Controversial Platform Of Halitosis For All > > 004. The Hero With A Thousand And One Dalmatians > > 005. An Outside Observer's Inside Voice > > 006. Microphones, Megaphones, Phonics Of All > > 007. Superluminal Within A Social Media > > 008. A Box Of Tricks > > 009. Pedometers For Birds > > 010. A Mug Of Mary > > 011. The Boy Who Cried Bullshit > > 012. Grinding To A Halt > > 013. Threaded Through The Mesh > > 014. User Priority > > 015. Multithreading > > 016. Comedy Gala On The Gallows > > 017. The Trillionaire's Holiday > > 018. Sheet Music > > 019. Shit Music > > 020. 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There Is No Nobler Substitute Than Wine > > 307. Spay And Neuter Your Criminals > > 308. Arachnids Are Our Friends, Do Not Fear Them > > 309. The Sheep Cabal Completes Their Ewetopia > > 310. Concentric Rotating Circles In Space > > 311. Class Action Lawsuit To Sue Doku > > 312. Lobotomy Of The Soul's Mind > > 313. The Room Fills With Fumes > > 314. 159265359 And The Rest > > 315. And Now We Go To War > > 316. Nukes Flying Through The Air > > 317. Anti-Air Anus Laser > > 318. Recolonising The Colonies > > 319. I Am The Very Model Of A Modem Major General > > 320. The Queen Is Dead > > 321. Long Live The Zombie Queen > > 322. The Sun Never Sets On The British Empire > > 323. For God Wouldn't Trust An Englishman In The Dark > >oh god just fucking kill me now > Error: April Fools Again > >it's fucking JUNE [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box]] [!-- N/A (No Images) --] [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box-end]]