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[[>]] [[module Rate]] [[/>]] Your legs are sore. You cannot recall how many hours you have spent meandering between the piles of dirty laundry and the heaps of comic books scattered across the ground. As you walk past yet another empty water bottle, you barely notice an abandoned power cord before tripping on it, which would have meant a deadly fall into the prickly potted cacti below. You ponder: what kind of creature in the entire tree of life could bear to live in such a hostile environment? Finally, you see it. The door to a mysterious cave in which the dreaded being is said to reside. What unspeakable horrors lie beyond this point, no one knows. You begin to wonder: was it even worth it? Was meeting this secretive creature worth the pain of the journey? Before you can ask any further questions, the door slowly creaks open. Out of the foggy, dusty darkness, the beast emerges. You have troubled its existence. And it is not happy. You shall now face the wrath of {{REYAS}}. ----- [[include component:image-block name=room.jpg|caption=What in the world??]] **Item #:** {{REYAS}} **Object Class:** Belphegor[[footnote]]The anomaly, being extremely lazy, does not require special containment since escaping would be too much work.[[/footnote]] **Special Containment Procedures:** {{REYAS}} is currently under the responsibility of [http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-418-fr Dr Vicat]. The anomaly spends most of its time in a rectangular cave filled with miscellaneous items. Should the anomaly gather the courage to leave this area, an emergency notice must be issued to all Foundation Sites and all personnel must be alerted: such an event is extremely rare and might not occur again before hundreds of years. **Description:** {{REYAS}} is a land-dwelling animal belonging to the species //Homo Clumsylis.// The specimen appears to be male, although not many signs of virility are present. {{REYAS}} can be easily recognized by its characteristic lack of recognizable features: average hair, average size, average build. Being extremely elusive but disproportionately obnoxious when under the influence of substances such as ethanol, {{REYAS}} tends to remain in its usual place of living unless directly instructed otherwise. {{REYAS}} is known for contributing to an online nerd community known as the SCP Foundation. Although mainly active on the [http://fondationscp.wikidot.com French branch] of said community, it has occasionally been sighted on the [http://scp-int.wikidot.com/fr-hub International translation archive] as well as the English branch in very rare cases. The entity cites its thoughts and dreams as its main source of inspiration; given the contents of some of its works, the aforementioned thoughts and dreams are believed by researchers to be highly unusual. [[include component:image-block name=boxes.jpg|caption=This is just ridiculous.]] If threatened or disturbed, {{REYAS}} will enter a state of panic where it will retreat to its residential cave and listen to [http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-540-fr reggae music] while playing sandbox video-games. In addition, the specimen likes to play the guitar and sing, despite having a very discordant voice. {{REYAS}} has demonstrated an uncanny ability to make objects disappear by placing them down. Experiments have shown that in 90% of cases, when the entity places an item on a surface without directly looking at it, the item vanishes before manifesting again in a completely different place, minutes to hours later. This is not guaranteed though, and in some cases, the item is simply lost. A proposal has been made to use this power to destroy confidential documents; it is currently under review by the O5 Council. As for sustenance, {{REYAS}} is willing to ingest anything that is not a snail. **Addendum: recorded literary production** EN: > * **[[[SCP-5262]]] - It's Brittany Beach!** > Even a seagull can fight for Brittany's independence. What's your excuse? > * [http://fondazionescp.wikidot.com/scp-5262 Italian] by [[*user T Channel]] > * [http://scp-zh-tr.wikidot.com/scp-5262 Trad. Chinese] by [[*user A yuhan]] > * **[[[SCP-5804]]] - Regrettable Decisions** > Sometimes, it is better for your manhood to just not fall prey to curiosity. > * **[[[SCP-6522]]] - Non-Fungus Token** > Plants are useful for many things. One of which is powerful computation. FR: > * **[http://scp-int.wikidot.com/SCP-172-FR SCP-172-FR] - "Points of View"** > We only have a small window of opportunity. > * [http://scp-wiki-cn.wikidot.com/scp-172-fr Simp. Chinese] by [[*user Agt_LEAZOV]] > * [http://lafundacionscp.wikidot.com/scp-172-fr Spanish] by [[*user Yorick1]] > * **[http://scp-int.wikidot.com/SCP-296-FR SCP-296-FR] - Dusk on Mars** > Do you sometimes feel like you're talking a wall? Read this. > You'll probably still feel like you're talking a wall, but hey, you'll have read one of my SCPs. > * **[[[SCP-298-FR]]] - High School of the Knight Templars** ([*http://fondationscp.wikidot.com/le-concours-des-cinq-ans French Branch five year anniversary contest]) > Templars are not a topic commonly written about by SCP writers. > Neither are pigeons. > Both combined, I still have to check. But yeah, now, it's certain. > * [http://scp-ru.wikidot.com/scp-298-fr Russian] by [[*user Yanok Bayanok]] > * [http://lafundacionscp.wikidot.com/scp-298-fr Spanish] by [[*user Morhadow]] > * **[http://scp-int.wikidot.com/SCP-320-FR SCP-320-FR] - Life is a pillow** > To quote Aristotle, "he who awakens next to his bed has fallen during the night." > * **[http://scp-int.wikidot.com/SCP-324-FR SCP-324-FR] - He Died Thrice** > I always wonder why this chapel has been strapped to the ground. It's as if people think it could fly away. > * **[http://scp-int.wikidot.com/SCP-418-FR SCP-418-FR] - Maurice the Concept-Eating Sheep** > He's a sheep. And he eats concepts. > * **[http://scp-int.wikidot.com/SCP-445-FR SCP-445-FR] - Monkey See, Monkey Shoot** > One is not born an Ape; one becomes the Ape. > * **[[[SCP-466-FR]]] - Potage au Cottage** ([*http://fondationscp.wikidot.com/le-concours-des-neuf-ans French Branch nine year anniversary contest]) > Christian cuisine at its finest. > * **[http://scp-int.wikidot.com/SCP-540-FR SCP-540-FR] - The Grass is greener** > Marijuana has many adverse effects: hunger, headaches, nausea, telepathic reggae... > * **[http://scp-int.wikidot.com/SCP-555-FR SCP-555-FR] - The SCP Religion** ([http://scp-int.wikidot.com/le-concours-des-dix-ans French Branch ten year anniversary contest]) > Don't you hate it when a rival group of interest creates a religion just to piss you off? > * **[http://scp-int.wikidot.com/FCP-676-FR-Vi FCP-676-FR-Vay] - Exftremely Danverouf Viruf** > A very feriouf menafe. > * **[http://scp-int.wikidot.com/dossier-personnel-du-dr-rey Dr Rey's Personnel File]** > You'd better hope you never attend a lecture by this teacher. **Addendum: recorded translations** [[collapsible hideLocation="both"]] From Franceis into Aenglisc: * **[*http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-003-fr SCP-003-FR] - Cannibalistic Dentures** * **[*http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-020-FR SCP-020-FR] - Transmuting mineral** * **[*http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-036-FR SCP-036-FR] - Suction Lizard** * **[*http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-080-FR SCP-080-FR] - The Peacock Egg** * **[*http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-095-FR SCP-095-FR] - The Demon Core** * **[*http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-113-FR SCP-113-FR] - --infected file-- SOS - Dr Anton Vehan** * **[*http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-137-FR SCP-137-FR] - The One True Religion** * **[*http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-143-FR SCP-143-FR] - Mezozoic chicken coop** * **[*http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-150-FR SCP-150-FR] - Vox** * **[*http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-155-FR SCP-155-FR] - Wake up!** * **[*http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-164-FR SCP-164-FR] - Creationism** * **[*http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-165-FR SCP-165-FR] - The live tent** * **[*http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-172-FR SCP-172-FR] - "Points of view"** * **[*http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-181-FR SCP-181-FR] - Non-recyclable** * **[*http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-192-FR SCP-192-FR] - Your question** * **[*http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-218-FR SCP-218-FR] - The Antiquity manufacturer** * **[*http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-296-FR SCP-296-FR] - Dusk on Mars** * **[*http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-320-FR SCP-320-FR] - Life is a pillow** * **[*http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-324-FR SCP-324-FR] - He Died Thrice** * **[*http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-400-fr SCP-400-FR] - She's too beautiful to be true** * **[*http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-324-FR SCP-445-FR] - Monkey See, Monkey Shoot** * **[*http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-505-fr SCP-505-fr] - Before Aleph** * **[*http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-510-fr SCP-510-fr] - 5 Stars** * **[*http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-555-fr SCP-555-FR] - The SCP Religion** * **[*http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-589-fr SCP-589-FR] - The Lamppost Song** * **[*http://scp-int.wikidot.com/alors-comme-ca-vous-voulez-ecrire-sur-saphir So you would like to write about SAPPHIRE?]** * **[*http://scp-int.wikidot.com/secure-facilities-location-FR List of French Branch facilities]** * **[*http://scp-int.wikidot.com/galerie-d-al-w0onder Al_W0onder's Art Gallery]** * **[*http://scp-int.wikidot.com/le-concours-des-dix-ans The FR Ten Year Anniversary Contest]** From Aenglisc into Franceis: * **[http://fondationscp.wikidot.com/SCP-049 SCP-049] - Plague Doctor** * **[http://fondationscp.wikidot.com/SCP-227 SCP-227] - Complete Antikythera mechanism** * **[http://fondationscp.wikidot.com/SCP-648 SCP-648] - The Maze** * **[http://fondationscp.wikidot.com/SCP-708 SCP-708] - The Big Orange Forklift** * **[http://fondationscp.wikidot.com/SCP-911 SCP-911] - Old Egyptians' Book of the Dead** * **[http://fondationscp.wikidot.com/SCP-967 SCP-967] - Infinite Scrapeyard** * **[http://fondationscp.wikidot.com/SCP-1017 SCP-1017] - The replacement** * **[http://fondationscp.wikidot.com/SCP-1019 SCP-1019] - Anartist's Folly** * **[http://fondationscp.wikidot.com/SCP-1428 SCP-1428] - Jinwu** * **[http://fondationscp.wikidot.com/SCP-1605 SCP-1605] - //Appeler une Croix//** * **[http://fondationscp.wikidot.com/SCP-1795 SCP-1795] - The Star Womb** * **[http://fondationscp.wikidot.com/SCP-2025 SCP-2025] - Cone of Humanity** * **[http://fondationscp.wikidot.com/SCP-2062 SCP-2062] - Kronecker** * **[http://fondationscp.wikidot.com/SCP-2074 SCP-2074] - Sinkbait** * **[http://fondationscp.wikidot.com/SCP-2282 SCP-2282] - Goat.** * **[http://fondationscp.wikidot.com/SCP-2316 SCP-2316] - Field Trip** * **[http://fondationscp.wikidot.com/SCP-2602 SCP-2602] - Ex-bibliothethics** * **[http://fondationscp.wikidot.com/SCP-2721 SCP-2721] - Eli and Lyris** * **[http://fondationscp.wikidot.com/SCP-3005 SCP-3005] - A light that died** * **[http://fondationscp.wikidot.com/SCP-3006 SCP-3006] - Twice the number one** * **[http://fondationscp.wikidot.com/SCP-3021 SCP-3021] - Q=** * **[http://fondationscp.wikidot.com/SCP-3027 SCP-3027] - Strong Language** * **[http://fondationscp.wikidot.com/SCP-3029 SCP-3029] - KIC 8462852 ("Tabby's Star")** * **[http://fondationscp.wikidot.com/SCP-3045 SCP-3045] - bzzip.exe** * **[http://fondationscp.wikidot.com/SCP-3240 SCP-3240] - The Bones of What we believe** * **[http://fondationscp.wikidot.com/SCP-3305 SCP-3305] - The Father, the Son, and the Holy Toast** * **[http://fondationscp.wikidot.com/SCP-3309 SCP-3309] - Where we go when we fade, fade away** * **[http://fondationscp.wikidot.com/SCP-3344 SCP-3344] - Mourning Son** * **[http://fondationscp.wikidot.com/SCP-3666 SCP-3666] - Repair the Mask** (in collaboration with Naomy) * **[http://fondationscp.wikidot.com/scp-5804 SCP-5804] - Regrettable Decisions** * **[http://fondationscp.wikidot.com/SCP-1851-EX SCP-1851-EX] - Drapetomania** * **[http://fondationscp.wikidot.com/remembrance Remembrance] (Class of '76)** * **[http://fondationscp.wikidot.com/days-gone-day Prelude: First Bell]** [[/collapsible]] **Addendum: recommendations** Here are some things I didn't write that deserve some attention. These are works that I really enjoyed, and I think you will too. Not many people have read them, or at least, not enough in my opinion. Adding them to your reading list would make the authors very happy! [[collapsible]] > * **[http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-2005-jp SCP-2005-JP] - Sword of Judgement, Bell of Forgiveness** > An article full of fascinating lore in which we discover an executioner's thoughts on the death penalty from the French revolution to today. > * **[http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-403-fr SCP-403-FR] - Güiro in Exile** > This little frog has been traveling from dream to dream for a very long time. Won't you let it rest inside your head? This list will be expanded. [[/collapsible]] This is all we know about {{REYAS}}. Thank you for your time. 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