Cydhra's Anomalous Cooking

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You enter a dimly lit room; the floor and walls are covered in featureless white tiles. Four neon lamps decorate the ceiling, but two are broken. The center of the room is dominated by an industrial cooking island, the walls are covered in shelves containing an assortment of weird stuff. Dozens of containers, glasses, boxes and kitchen utensils are floating through the air, seemingly staffing and running the kitchen all by themselves.

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A simple fishbowl sitting on the kitchen island speaks to you. Or rather, the small axolotl inside it. It is wildly flailing its tiny arms, as if orchestrating the chaos.

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[[span style="font-size: 20pt"]][[[SCP-5164|SCP-5164: Person of Disinterest]]][[/span]]
[[span style="color: rgb(196,2,51)"]]Vegetarian Side: Psychological Horror[[/span]]
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> Agents are required to talk about how unrealistic and childish SCP-5164's dreams are daily during their stay. No other tasks need to be performed, so this can be carried out next to more important jobs or on vacations.
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[[span style="font-size: 20pt"]][[[SCP-7919|SCP-7919: Terror-toma]]][[/span]]
[[span style="color: rgb(196,2,51)"]]Hors d'oeuvre: Medical Horror / Body Horror[[/span]]
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> Blood tests revealed hypercalcemia, hypokalemia, and likely hyperthyroidism (lab failed to sufficiently dilute thyroxine concentration into measurable range).
> Remarkably, patient should have pneumonia by now, but no indicators of that are present.
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[[span style="font-size: 20pt"]][[[SCP-6070|SCP-6070: Nuclear Energy is the Future]]][[/span]]
[[span style="color: rgb(196,2,51)"]]Five-Course Meal. Main ingredients: Mystery, Science-Fiction[[/span]]
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> Since we could disprove manipulation of the device during the last months beyond reasonable doubt (see Section IV "Security analysis"), we assume that the device will be manipulated in the future.
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[[span style="font-size: 20pt"]][[[SCP-7016|SCP-7016: Mutually Assured Destruction]]][[/span]]
[[span style="color: rgb(196,2,51)"]]Military MRE: Rich in cold-war era thrill[[/span]]
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> In response to the recent fatal attack on the United States Umbrella Defense System Site in Bettles, AK, the Assistant to the President for National Security Affairs requested reassessment of the Umbrella project and the paratechnological threat exerted by the Soviet Union.
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[[span style="font-size: 20pt"]][[[SCP-6528|SCP-6528: To Contain Nature]]][[/span]]
[[span style="color: rgb(196,2,51)"]]A salad from Anthropology and History[[/span]]
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> The internal temperature of the biological containment chamber designated for remains of SCP-6528-1 is to be kept above 800°C. Currently, this is achieved through coupling with the on-site nuclear reactor
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> Declining reality is to be combated using standard reality stabilization measures and by increasing the internal temperature of the chamber.
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[[span style="font-size: 20pt"]][[[a-very-small-eternity|A Very Small Eternity]]][[/span]]
[[span style="color: rgb(196,2,51)"]]Appetizer. Main ingredients: Mystery, Emotions[[/span]]
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> "I raided the Temporals storage and diluted it with about every Mnestic we have on site. We have enough for –"
> He raised his arm, painfully slowly. Then looked at the watch, the seconds hand barely progressing forward. He waited until it made a step, before continuing:
> "– at least two minutes. More than enough."

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> **Filename:** axolotl.png
> **Author:** anonymous
> **Note:** The file was commissioned and released with the author's approval.
> **License:** CC BY-SA 3.0
> **Source Link:** [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/local--files/cydhra/axolotl SCP Foundation Wiki]
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