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[[image DEPTCON2022.png style="border-radius: 5px;"]]
= [[size 85%]]by [[*user Agent Whitney]][[/size]]

= [[size 130%]]**Click [#teams here] to go directly to the listing of teams and entries!**[[/size]]

And with that, DEPARTMENTCON2022 comes to a quiet, celebratory close. In the near-two months this contest ran, we got 165 entries from 42 teams, of which 23 teams and their 124 entries ended up qualifying for victory. An incredible showing, by any margin -- the biggest contest the wiki has ever had, in fact, by a margin of 20 entries (shoutout Jamcon 2020). Thank you to every single person who participated, whether you were able to qualify or just post, or even if you never posted and just read some of the fantastic entries (seriously, take it from someone who read all of them - they're //great.//). This is the first contest I've run on the site, and you guys and your insane, wacky departments made it one to remember.

And without further ado, the rankings:


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+ 🥇 FIRST PLACE 🥇
++++ 637 UPVOTES
[[/=]]
+* Team Name: Marge is canonically incapable of farting
**Department Name:** Fire Suppression Department 
**Team Members:** [[*user Uncle Nicolini]] (ˡᵉᵃᵈ ᶦᵐᵃᵍᶦⁿᵉᵉʳ), [[*user UraniumEmpire]], [[*user T Rutherford]]
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+++* Entries:
* **[[[SCP-6630]]]: Fire on the Horizon** by [[*user T Rutherford]]
* **[[[life-insurance-policy|Life Insurance Policy]]]** by [[*user Uncle Nicolini]]
* **[[[SCP-6355]]]: A Choking Grip upon the Neck of Propriety** by [[*user UraniumEmpire]] and [[*user T Rutherford]]
* **[[[turn-the-lights-off-when-you-leave|Turn the lights off when you leave.]]]** by [[*user UraniumEmpire]]
[[/div]]
----
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[[=]]
+ 🥈 SECOND PLACE 🥈
++++ 504 UPVOTES
[[/=]]
+* Team Name: Your Call Is Very Important To Us
**Department Name:** Telecommunications Monitoring Office
**Team Members:** [[*user Meserach]] ^^(cpt)^^[[*user Agente Shuffle]] [[*user BattleblockB0ss]]
-----
+++* Entries:
[[[Hanging On The Telephone]]]
[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/introductionfilm Picture This]
[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/maria-a-tale-of-the-tmo Maria]
[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/for-your-eyes-only-a-tale-of-the-tmo For Your Eyes Only]
[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/site-14-secure-facility-dossier WINTER]
[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5783 SCP-5783 - Accidents Never Happen]
[[[Atomic]]]
[[[Call Me]]]
[[/div]]
----
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[[=]]
+ 🥉 THIRD PLACE 🥉
++++ 439 UPVOTES
[[/=]]
+* Team Name: Ruiz Duchamp Memorial Contest Team Memorial Contest Team
**Department Name:** Department of Interstellar Containment
**Team Members:** [[*user TyGently]] ᶜᵖᵗ, [[*user ch00bakka]], [[*user GreenWolf]]
-----
+++* Entries:
* **[[[damocles|The Damocles Initiative]]]** (Hub)
 # **[[[Stairway To The Stars]]]** by  [[*user ch00bakka]]
 # **[[[Harvester of Eyes]]]** by [[*user TyGently]]
 # **[[[Workshop of the Telescopes]]]** by [[*user GreenWolf]] and [[*user TyGently]]
 # **[[[SCP-6523]]] -- The Machine (ISV //Joyeuse//)** by [[*user GreenWolf]]
 # **[[[Fire of Unknown Origin]]]** by [[*user ch00bakka]], [[*user GreenWolf]] and [[*user TyGently]]
 # **[[[burnin-for-you|Burnin' For You]]]** by [[*user ch00bakka]], [[*user GreenWolf]] and [[*user TyGently]]
* **[[[site anvil|Secure Planet Dossier: Site Anvil]]]** by [[*user GreenWolf]] and [[*user TyGently]]
[[/div]]
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||~ Place ||~ Qualifying Team Name ||~ Number of Entries ||~ Votes (Top 5 Entries) ||~ Additional Awards||
||1||Marge is canonically incapable of farting||4|| 636 || A Random Day Memorial Jamcon Award||
||2||Your Call Is Very Important To Us||9|| 504 || Stans | > tale author | Wait, We Can Do That? ||
||3||Ruiz Duchamp Memorial Contest Team Memorial Contest Team||7|| 439 || Stans | > tale author | Wait, We Can Do That?||
||4||Fifth Suit||6|| 415 ||
||5||Team Fortress 3||5|| 413 || > tale author ||
||6||Can't Wait to See It As a Team||7|| 336 ||
||7||The Wiggles Hate Each Other in Real Life||4|| 330 || Stans | > tale author | Wait, We Can Do That? | A Random Day Memorial Jamcon Award||
||8||Ceci N'est Pas Une Pipe||4|| 192||
||9||Whippersnappers||4|| 179 ||
||10||No Keter Left Behind||9|| 154||
||11||Xenophania||5|| 142 || WWE WRESTLEMANIA SMACKDOWN CHAMPION ||
||12||TBD||4|| 142||
||13||Why yes! We do have feelings!||7|| 138 || A Random Day Memorial Jamcon Award ||
||14||Gun Go Pew Pew||7|| 136||
||15||Heliocentrism||4|| 136||
||16||Underpaid & Undercaffeinated||5|| 122|| > tale author |  Wait, We Can Do That?||
||17||I Saw God's Face. And You Won't Believe Me, Because It Was A Revolver Barrel.||6|| 92|| > tale author |  Wait, We Can Do That?||
||18||Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (CBT)||4|| 86||
||19||The Foehn Revolt||4|| 74|| > tale author | A Random Day Memorial Jamcon Award ||
||20||Wage War to Broker Peace||5|| 70||
||21||Hindsight is 20/20, Foresight is 2022||5|| 56||
||22||Explaining The Magic||4|| 48||
||23||Molar Power||5|| 28|| > tale author | WWE WRESTLEMANIA SMACKDOWN CHAMPION ||





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+++ Qualifying Teams, Unordered
+++++ Special Exemptions In Yellow
[[/=]]

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+* Team Name: Team Fortress 3
**Department Name:** Archival Division
**Team Members:** [[*user A Random Day]] (captain), [[*user The Great Hippo]], [[*user Taffeta]]
-----
+++* Entries:
# [[[You Can Say Hi]]]
# [[[The Slow Bullet]]]
# [[[Visions of Bodies Being Burned]]]
# [[[Zatoichi]]]
# [[[SCP-6190]]] -- Through an Arbor, Darkly
[[/div]]

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+* Team Name: Whippersnappers
**Department Name:** Department of Youth -- Night Terror Division
**Team Members:** [[*user Pedagon]]ᶜᵖᵗ, [[*user Luxaiko]], [[*user LORDXVNV]]
-----
+++* Entries:
# [[[Life Can Be A Surprise]]]
# [[[Man On A Mission]]]
# [[[Wake Up]]]
# [[[Teamwork]]]
[[/div]]

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+* Team Name: I Saw God's Face. And You Won't Believe Me, Because It Was A Revolver Barrel.

**Department Name:** Department of Applied Thaumatology
**Team Members:** [[*user Machen2]], [[*user DrGooday]], [[*user Roundabouts]]^^cpt^^
-----
+++* Entries:
* [[[Secure Facility Dossier Site-300]]] by [[user Machen2]]
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/doat-orientation Excerpts from Site-300-14's Applied Thaumatology Orientation] by [[user DrGooday]] and [[user Roundabouts]]
* [[[SCP-5938]]] - Breakbeat by [[user Roundabouts]]
* [[[Fire and Hate|Fire & Hate]]] by [[user Machen2]]
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/all-is-calm-yes-all-is-well All Is Calm. Yes, All Is Well] by [[user DrGooday]]
[[/div]]

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+* Team Name: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (CBT)

**Department Name:** Department of Atypical Persuasion
**Team Members:** Captain [[*user Fish^12]], [[*user NebulousStar]], and [[*user felixou]]
-----
+++* Entries:
* **[[[Ninth Circle]]]** //by Felixou and Fish^12//
* **[[[To My Past Self]]]** //by NebulousStar//
* **[[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6136| SCP-6136, or two dudes chilling in an interrogation room, five feet apart cause theyre not happy]]]** //by Fish^12//
* --**[[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/torture-i-haven-t-even-met-her|Torture? I haven't even met her!]]]** //by Fish^12//--
[[/div]]


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+* Team Name: Heliocentrism
**Department Name:** Interstellar Anomalies Unit (IAU)
**Team Members:** [[*user FluffyDog00]](captain), [[*user Nyelo]], [[*user crystalmonarch]]
-----
+++* Entries:
* **[[[SCP-6240|SCP-6240: An Absence of Light]]]** by [[*User crystalmonarch]], [[*User Nyelo]], and [[*User FluffyDog00]]
* **[[[SCP-6695|SCP-6695: In The Sky With Diamonds]]]** by [[*User Nyelo]]
* **[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7474-ex SCP-7474-EX]** by [[*User crystalmonarch]]
* **[[[A Bad Miracle|A Bad Miracle]]]** by [[*User FluffyDog00]]

[[/div]]

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+* Team Name: Wage War to Broker Peace
**Department Name:** Department of Advanced Diplomacy
**Team Members:** [[*user Zizeri]] (cpt), [[*user LightlessLantern]], [[*user NDHeckfire]]
-----
+++* Entries:
* --**[[[Your personal invitation to the Department of Advanced Diplomacy]]]** by [[*user Zizeri]]--
* **[[[SCP-6571]]]** -- RIGHTFULLY STOLEN by [[*user NDHeckfire]]
* **[[[SCP-6795]]]** -- Project Umbra by [[*user LightlessLantern]]
* **[[[SCP-6678]]]** -- Mineral Extraction by [[*user LightlessLantern]]
* **[[[Buried Corpses]]]** by [[*user Zizeri]]
[[/div]]

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+* Team Name: Xenophania
**Department Name:** Department of Extraversal Affairs
**Team Members:** [[*user Malvarik1]] (Cpt), [[*user Azmoeth Jikandia]], [[*user Aftokrator]]
-----
+++* Entries:
# **[[[SCP-6108]]]: Schlemo's Wholesale** -- by [[*user Malvarik1]]
# **[[[Dying in an Ocean of Money was Worth It]]]**:  by [[*user Azmoeth Jikandia]]
# **[[[SCP-6146]]]: Sic Semper Cartago** by [[*user Aftokrator]]
# **[[[Extraversal Affairs and Me]]]** -- by [[*user Malvarik1]]
# **[[[SCP-5614]]]: The Questing Stone** by [[*user Aftokrator]]
 [[/div]]

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+* Team Name: The Wiggles Hate Each Other in Real Life
**Department Name:** Department of Unreality
**Team Members:** [[*user Deadly Bread]] ᶜᵖᵗ, [[*user Elunerazim]], [[*user Fishish]]
-----
+++* Entries:
* **[[[unreality-orientation | The Afternoon (Department of Unreality Orientation)]]]** by [[*user Fishish]]
* **[[[your-imaginary-friend|Your Imaginary Friend]]]** by [[*user Fishish]] and [[*user Deadly Bread]]
* **[[[something-glowing|Something Glowing]]]** by [[*user Deadly Bread]]
* **[[[SCP-6208]]] - Amnesia Was Her Name** by [[*user Elunerazim]] and [[*user Fishish]]
[[/div]]

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+* Team Name: Gun Go Pew Pew
**Department Name:** Department of Anomalous Weapons Development
**Team Members:** [[*user TopDownUnder]] ᶜᵖᵗ, [[*user Cole 13]], [[*user Maxyfran73]]
-----
+++* Entries:

* **[[[War Machine]]]** by [[*user TopDownunder]] and [[*user Maxyfran73]]
* **--[[[awd-orientation | An Orientation to the Department of Anomalous Weapons Development]]]--** by [[*user Maxyfran73]]
* **[[[SCP-6821]]]** - Mujeres con Cabezas de Caballo by [[*user TopDownUnder]]
* **[[[SCP-6410]]]** - The Right Tool Kami by [[*user Maxyfran73]]
* **[[[SCP-6946]]]** - Corregidor by [[*user Maxyfran73]]
* **[[[SCP-6114]]]** - Returning to Our Roots by [[*user Cole 13]]
* **[[[the-crow-gets-the-last-laugh | The Crow Gets the Last Laugh]]]** by [[*user Maxyfran73]]
[[/div]]

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+* Team Name: Ruiz Duchamp Memorial Contest Team Memorial Contest Team
**Department Name:** Department of Interstellar Containment
**Team Members:** [[*user TyGently]] ᶜᵖᵗ, [[*user ch00bakka]], [[*user GreenWolf]]
-----
+++* Entries:
* **[[[damocles|The Damocles Initiative]]]** (Hub)
 # **[[[Stairway To The Stars]]]** by  [[*user ch00bakka]]
 # **[[[Harvester of Eyes]]]** by [[*user TyGently]]
 # **[[[Workshop of the Telescopes]]]** by [[*user GreenWolf]] and [[*user TyGently]]
 # **[[[SCP-6523]]] -- The Machine (ISV //Joyeuse//)** by [[*user GreenWolf]]
 # **[[[Fire of Unknown Origin]]]** by [[*user ch00bakka]], [[*user GreenWolf]] and [[*user TyGently]]
 # **[[[burnin-for-you|Burnin' For You]]]** by [[*user ch00bakka]], [[*user GreenWolf]] and [[*user TyGently]]
* **[[[site anvil|Secure Planet Dossier: Site Anvil]]]** by [[*user GreenWolf]] and [[*user TyGently]]
[[/div]]


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+* Team Name: Marge is canonically incapable of farting
**Department Name:** Fire Suppression Department
**Team Members:** [[*user Uncle Nicolini]] (ˡᵉᵃᵈ ᶦᵐᵃᵍᶦⁿᵉᵉʳ), [[*user UraniumEmpire]], [[*user T Rutherford]]
-----
+++* Entries:
* **[[[SCP-6630]]]: Fire on the Horizon** by [[*user T Rutherford]]
* **[[[life-insurance-policy|Life Insurance Policy]]]** by [[*user Uncle Nicolini]]
* **[[[SCP-6355]]]: A Choking Grip upon the Neck of Propriety** by [[*user UraniumEmpire]] and [[*user T Rutherford]]
* **[[[turn-the-lights-off-when-you-leave|Turn the lights off when you leave.]]]** by [[*user UraniumEmpire]]
[[/div]]


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+* Team Name: Hindsight is 20/20, Foresight is 2022
**Department Name:** The Department of Prescience
**Team Members:** [[*user Doctor Fullham]]ᶜᵖᵗ, [[*user fairydoctor]], [[*user sketchyth0ughts]]
-----
+++* Entries:

[[[A Stitch in Time Saved Mine]]] by [[*user Doctor Fullham]]
[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/self-fulfilling-pity-party Self-Fulfilling Pity Party] by [[*user fairydoctor]]
[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5746 SCP-5746] by [[*user fairydoctor]]
[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6485 SCP-6485] by [[*user sketchyth0ughts]]
--[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/secure-facility-dossier-site-infinity Secure Facility Dossier Site-∞] by [[*user fairydoctor]]--
[[/div]]

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+* Team Name: Fifth Suit
**Department Name:** The Department of Other
**Team Members:** [[*user Rimple]]ᶜᵖᵗ, [[*user OthellotheCat]], [[*user Daveyoufool]]
-----
+++* Entries:
* **[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/you And You Are?]** by [[user Rimple]]
* **[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5784 SCP-5784]: This Should Be A -J** by [[user OthellotheCat]]
* **[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/just-misunderstood Just Misunderstood]** by [[*user Daveyoufool]]
* **[[[SCP-6774]]]: {{paperclip.}}** by [[user Rimple]]
* **[[[SCP-pingas-J|SCP-8==D-J]]]: Monster Containment for My Monumental Dong** by [[user OthellotheCat]]
* **[[[SCP-477-J]]]: This Should Be A Mainlist** by [[user OthellotheCat]] and [[user Rimple]]
[[/div]]

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+* Team Name: Can't Wait to See It As a Team
**Department Name:** Procurement and Liquidation
**Team Members:** [[*user Grigori Karpin]] ᶜᵖᵗ, [[*user ihp]], [[*user HarryBlank]]
-----
+++* Entries:
* [[[Just Another Shop That Wasn't There]]] by [[*user ihp]]
* [[[scp-6237 | SCP-6237: Oh, You Lucrative Devil]]] by [[*user Grigori Karpin]]
* [[[Sunshine and Lucre]]] by [[*user HarryBlank]]
* [[[scp-6117 | SCP-6117: A Florida Woman]]] by [[*user ihp]]
* [[[scp-6530 | SCP-6530: Plus Shipping and Handling]]] by [[*user Grigori Karpin]] and [[*user ihp]]
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6261 SCP-6261:  Magequest: Prison of Circe] by [[*user Ihp]]
* [[[SCP-6318 | SCP-6318: The Fungible Fungus]]] by [[*user Ihp]]

//Not for contest consideration//:
* [[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/secure-facility-dossier-site-106 | Secure Facility Dossier: Site-106]]] - our hub, by [[*user ihp]], [[*user HarryBlank]] and [[*user Grigori Karpin]]
[[/div]]

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+* Team Name: The Foehn Revolt
**Department Name:** Eduskip Division
**Team Members:** [[*user UnnaHuz]] (Cpt), [[*user KirQ]], [[*user AWeirdBird]]
-----
+++* Entries:
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/a-new-chance-to-explore-life A New Chance To Explore Life] by [[*user KirQ]]
*  [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6280 SCP-6280] by [[*user AWeirdBird]]
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-revert The Revert] by [[*user UnnaHuz]]
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/first-lesson First Lesson] by [[*user KirQ]]
[[/div]]

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+* Team Name: Underpaid & Undercaffeinated
**Department Name:** Logistics and Transportation Department
**Team Members:** [[*user MarcusLCrassus]] (CPT), [[*user Donnerino]], [[*user Trotskyeet]]
-----
+++* Entries:
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/logitransport-orientation Logistics & Transportation Division Orientation] by [[*user MarcusLCrassus]]
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/extraction Extraction] by [[*user MarcusLCrassus]]
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/trot-log-1 Eight Hundred and Thirteen Mile Car Trip] by [[*user Trotskyeet]]
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6307 SCP-6307] by [[*user MarcusLCrassus]]
* --[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/secure-facility-dossier-site-122 Secure Facility Dossier: Site-122] by [[*user Donnerino]]--
[[/div]]

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+* Team Name: Why yes! We do have feelings!

**Department Name:** Anomalous Entity Engagement Division
**Team Members:** [[*user winkwonkboi]]^^cpt^^, [[*user GreenGolem]], [[*user Deadcanons]]
-----
+++* Entries:

**Hub:** [[[secure-facility-dossier-site-169|Secure Facility Dossier: Site-169]]] — written by [[*user Deadcanons]]

* [[[aeed-orientation|Anomalous Entity Engagement Division Orientation]]] — written by [[*user winkwonkboi]]
* [[[sun-talk | SUN TALK?]]] — written by [[*user Deadcanons]]
* [[[SCP-6714]]]: For Duck's Sake! — written by [[*user winkwonkboi]]
* [[[SCP-6925]]]: Jailbreak — written by [[*user GreenGolem]]
* [[[routinetragedies|Routine Tragedies]]] — written by [[*user GreenGolem]]
* [[[SCP-6245]]]: Sweet Tooth Sammy — written by [[*user winkwonkboi]]
[[/div]]

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+* Team Name: TBD
**Department Name:** Department of Logistics
**Team Members:** [[*user Nickthebrick1]] [[*user LizardWizard]] [[*user Jack Ike]]^^cpt^^
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+++* Entries:
# **[[[Crash and Burn]]]** -- by [[*user LizardWizard]]
# **[[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6122 | SCP-6122- Snakes n' Ladders]]]** by [[*user Nickthebrick1]]
# **[[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6943 | SCP-6943- Shootout In Chicago]]]** by [[*user Jack Ike]]
# **[[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6934 | SCP-6934- Saint Elmo's Fire]]]** by [[*user Jack Ike]]
[[/div]]

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+* Team Name: Your Call Is Very Important To Us
**Department Name:** Telecommunications Monitoring Office
**Team Members:** [[*user Meserach]] ^^(cpt)^^[[*user Agente Shuffle]] [[*user BattleblockB0ss]]
-----
+++* Entries:
[[[Hanging On The Telephone]]]
[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/introductionfilm Picture This]
[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/maria-a-tale-of-the-tmo Maria]
[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/for-your-eyes-only-a-tale-of-the-tmo For Your Eyes Only]
[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/site-14-secure-facility-dossier WINTER]
[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5783 SCP-5783 - Accidents Never Happen]
[[[Atomic]]]
[[[Call Me]]]
[[/div]]

[[div class="content-panel standalone series"]]
+* Team Name: Explaining The Magic
**Department Name:** Explanation and Research Department
**Team Members:** [[*user Ethagon]],^^cptn^^ [[*user Einer von Rabe]], [[*user Brian Hope]]
-----
+++* Entries:
* **[[[SCP-6192]]]** - Mirrors Out-Of-Use by [[*user Ethagon]]
* **[[[SCP-6192-EX | SCP-6192-1-EX]]]** - Mirror Inspection by [[*user Ethagon]] and [[*user Einer von Rabe]]
* **[[[Mirror in your Mind]]]**  by [[*user Einer von Rabe]]
* **[[[ To Whom It May Concern ]]]** by [[*user Brian Hope]]
[[/div]]

[[div class="content-panel standalone series" style="background: #fff9e3;"]]
+* Team Name: No Keter Left Behind
**Department Name:** Reintegration Committee
**Team Members:** [[*user Rhys Tanner]]^^CPT^^, [[*user Dr Phil McClaw]], [[*user Monsoon Season]]
-----

+++* Entries:
* **[[[*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/welcometothelastfrontier | Welcome to the Last Frontier]]]** by [[*user Rhys Tanner]] and [[*user Dr Phil McClaw]]
* **[[[*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/reintegration-aptitude-test-2022 | Reintegration Aptitude Test for the College Level, 2022 Edition]]]** by [[*user Dr Phil McClaw]]
* **[[[*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/to-the-office-of-thandiwe-tau | To the Office of Dr. Tau, Paratherapist]]]** by [[*user Dr Phil McClaw]] and [[*user Monsoon_Season]]
* **[[[*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/a-date-which-will-live-in-infamy | A Date Which Will Live In Infamy]]]** by [[*user Dr Phil McClaw]]
* **[[[*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6738 | SCP-6738: so smoothly d o th he cr est. a wi nd g o d !]]]** by [[*user Dr Phil McClaw]]
* **[[[*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6737 | SCP-6737: Come Fly With Me]]]** by [[*user Dr Phil McClaw]]
* **[[[*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6736 | SCP-6736: Enter the Salamancers]]]** by [[*user Rhys Tanner]] and [[*user Dr Phil McClaw]]
* **[[[*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5578 | SCP-5578: A Terrible Thing To Waste]]]** by [[*user Monsoon_Season]]
* **[[[*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5489 | SCP-5489: I, Nixon]]]** by [[*user Dr Phil McClaw]]
[[/div]]

[[div class="content-panel standalone series"]]
+* Team Name: Molar Power
**Department Name:** Department of Oral Hygiene
**Team Members:** [[*user DrDromeus]] ᶜᵖᵗ, [[*user Spider_Jaws]], [[*user ApocalypticPotato]]
-----
+++* Entries:
[[[First Day at the Department of Oral Hygiene]]] by [[*user DrDromeus]]
[[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/a-typical-visit-to-the-dentist |A Typical Visit to the Dentist]]] by [[*user Spider_Jaws]]
--Secure Facility Dossier Site-17A by Spider_Jaws--
[[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-value-of-proper-dental-care |The Value of Proper Dental Care]]] by [[*user Spider_Jaws]]
[[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6798 |SCP-6798: Dental Implant]]] by [[*user ApocalypticPotato]]
[[/div]]

[[div class="content-panel standalone series"]]
+* Team Name: Ceci N'est Pas Une Pipe
**Department Name:** Department of Surrealistics
**Team Members:**  [[*user CompleteIndie]], [[*user MontagueETC]]ᶜᵖᵗ, [[*user UncannyClown276]]
-----
+++* Entries:
--[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/department-of-surrealistics-orientation Department of Surrealistics Orientation] by [[*user UncannyClown276]]--
[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6445 SCP-⌘ — Beneath the Shivering Kingdom] by [[*user MontagueETC]]
[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5763 SCP-5763 — I dreamt I was a butterfly.] by [[*user CompleteIndie]]
[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6454 SCP-6454 — The Painting That Ate Paris, Texas] by [[*user MontagueETC]]
[[/div]]
-----
Goddamn, that's a lot of entries! An excellent showing of 23 teams with 165 entries. But a lot of our teams also posted work, if not enough to qualify. That doesn't mean the work is any worse, though - throw a look to the other, nonqualifying teams:

[[=]]
+++ Non-qualifying Teams (with at least one entry)
[[/=]]

[[div class="content-panel standalone series"]]
+* Team Name: Let's Make Some Treble, Here's Our Bass
**Department Name:** Department of Musicals
**Team Members:** [[*user CelesteKara]] ᶜᵖᵗ, [[*user OboeBandGeek99]], [[*user gerrymanderbassist]]
-----
+++* Entries:

* **[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/enter-stage-right Department of Musicals Orientation]** by [[*user gerrymanderbassist]]
[[/div]]

[[div class="content-panel standalone series"]]
+* Team Name: We Interrupt This Program
**Department Name:** Department of Anomalous Broadcasting
**Team Members:** [[*user Nykacolaquantum]] (CPT), [[*user Lt Flops]], [[*user Pastarasta1]]
----
+++* Entries:

* **[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/dab-orientation And Now, Our Feature Presentation...]** by [[*user Nykacolaquantum]]
[[/div]]

[[div class="content-panel standalone series"]]
+* Team Name: __Mission: Impossible__
**Department Name:** Specialized Anomaly Recovery, Covert Operations Group [SAR/COG]
**Team Members:** [[*user JackalRelated]] ᶜᵖᵗ │ [[*user notgull]] │ [[*user Dysadron]]
-----
+++* Entries:

* **[[[SCP-6904]]]** by Agent [[*user notgull]]
* **[[[Dead Reckoning]]]** by Agent [[*user notgull]]
* **[[[Wind in the Sails]]]** by Agent [[*user notgull]]
* **[[[SCP-6973]]]** by Field Operative [[*user Dysadron]]
[[/div]]

[[div class="content-panel standalone series"]]
+* Team Name: Insomnia
**Department Name:** Department of Cryptozoology
**Team Members:** [[*user EthanHanson]] (captain), [[*user Luis Gm]], [[*user oniricshogunsoldier]]
-----
+++* Entries:

* **[[[mybestfrienddoesnotexist|My Best Friend Does Not Exist]]]** by [[*user oniricshogunsoldier]]
[[/div]]

[[div class="content-panel standalone series"]]
+* Team Name: Poggertory
**Department Name:** Department of Purgatorial Spaces
**Team Members:** [[*user jack waltz]], [[*user basirskipreader]], [[*user CephalopodStevenson]]^^cpt^^
-----
+++ Entries:
* **[[[You Can Check Out Any Time You Like]]]** -- [[*user basirskipreader]]
* **[[[SCP-6963 |SCP-6963: It’s All Been Wasted Time]]]** -- [[*user basirskipreader]] and [[*user jack waltz]]
* --**SCP-5258: Stirrin’ Slowly Cross the Sky, I Said Goodbye**-- -- [[*user jack waltz]]
* --**SCP-6945: A Rainbow Above You**-- -- [[*user basirskipreader]]
[[/div]]


[[div class="content-panel standalone series"]]
+* Team Name: Team Spirit
**Department Name:** Departed Department
**Team Members:** [[*user Lamentte]] (cpt), [[*user GremlinGroup]], [[*user Its a Bad Idea]]
-----
+++* Entries:
* **[[[SCP-6368]]]:** //Dead-End Job// by [[*user GremlinGroup]]
* **[[[Life And Limb]]]** by [[*user Its a Bad Idea]]
[[/div]]

[[div class="content-panel standalone series"]]
+* Team Name: The Fair Folk
**Department Name:** Department of Mythology and Folklore 
**Team Members:** [[*user Tanhony]] (cpt), [[*user Dr Leonerd]], [[*user Dr Moned]]
-----
+++* Entries:
* **[[[SCP-6254]]]** -- Beware Dogman by [[*user Dr Leonerd]]
* **[[[SCP-6311]]]** -- Under the Bridge by [[*user Tanhony]]
* **[[[SCP-6623]]]** -- The Wandering City by [[*user Dr Moned]]
[[/div]]

[[div class="content-panel standalone series"]]
+* Team Name: The Multiplicity
**Department Name:** Department of One
**Team Members:** [[*user Modulum]] (cpt), [[*user pr0m37h3um]], [[*user stormbreath]]
-----
+++* Entries:
# **[[[SCP-6511|SCP-6511: OBLIVION ACCESS]]]** -- by [[*user Modulum]] and [[*user pr0m37h3um]]
[[/div]]

[[div class="content-panel standalone series"]]
+* Team Name: Team {{[COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT]}}
**Department Name:** Department of Ontokinetics
**Team Members:** [[*user Ralliston]] (captain), [[*user JakdragonX]], [[*user Limeyy]]
-----
+++* Entries:
# **[[[SCP-6172|SCP-6172: Introduction to the Snow]]]** -- by [[*user Ralliston]]
# **[[[Stranded Lullaby]]]** -- by [[*user Ralliston]]

[[/div]]

[[div class="content-panel standalone series"]]
+* Team Name: Statements Dreamed Up by the Utterly Deranged
**Department Name:** Accounting Department
**Team Members:** [[*user Cassandra_Prime]] ᶜᵖᵗ, [[*user Rhineriver]], [[*user RosySaturniidae]]
-----
+++* Entries:

* **[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/i-did-not-account-for-this I Did Not Account For This]** by [[*user Rhineriver]]
* **[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/secure-facility-dossier-area-314 Secure Facility Dossier: Area-314]** by [[*user RosySaturniidae]]
[[/div]]

[[div class="content-panel standalone series"]]
+* Team Name: Greazey Peasy
**Department Name:** Greazeburger Investigation Team
**Team Members:** [[*user Kensing]] ᶜᵖᵗ, [[*user Mooagain]], [[*user Quadraginta]]
-----
+++* Entries:
* **[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/greazeburger-origins Greazeburger Origins Part One: Introducing The New Characters At The Beginning Of The Story]** by [[*user Mooagain]]
[[/div]]

[[div class="content-panel standalone series"]]
+* Team Name: An Apple A Day
**Department Name:** Medical Department
**Team Members:** [[*user R4_EX]]^^captain^^, [[*user tstaffor]], [[*user oritiefling]]
-----
+++* Entries:
* **[[[SCP-6619]]]: Birthing Pains-** By [[*user OriTiefling]]
* **[[[SCP-6621]]]: Los Niños que Comieron Maíz Crudo-** By [[*user Oritiefling]]
[[/div]]

[[div class="content-panel standalone series"]]
+* Team Name: ClockBlock
**Department Name:** The Precognition Division
**Team Members:** [[*user Marcelles_raynes]] ^^Capt.^^ [[*user Calibold]] [[*user FlameShirt]]
-----
+++* Entries: 
* [[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/precognition-division-iza-and-the-precog|Precognition Division: Iza and the Precog]]]
* [[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6127|SCP-6127 - Divorce pairs well with cheese]]]
[[/div]]

[[div class="content-panel standalone series"]]
+* Team Name: Vegas Underground
**Department Name:** Department of Recreation
**Team Members:** [[*user RuraScarlet]] (captain), [[*user Douglas MA]], [[*user Slyedog]]
-----
+++* Entries:
[*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6980 SCP-6980]
[[/div]]

[[div class="content-panel standalone series"]]
+* Team Name: Ghostlimats
**Department Name:** Department of Spectral Affairs
**Team Members:** [[*user NotOrteil]] [[*user ambyshframber]] ^^(Look at me. I'm the Captain now)^^ [[*user AHJack]]
-----
+++* Entries:
**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/welcome-to-spectral-affairs Welcome to Spectral Affairs]** by: [[*user NotOrteil]] and [[*user ambyshframber]]

**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6403 SCP-6403: ] An Undead Robot living --Underneath Crete-- in Site-237's basement** by: [[*user NotOrteil]]
[[/div]]

[[div class="content-panel standalone series"]]
+* Team Name: Bug City
**Department Name:** Department of Entomology
**Team Members:** [[*user RadiantGold]] ^^cptn^^, [[*user REDESERT]], [[*user Stealth000]]
-----
+++* Entries:
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6570 SCP-6570]
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/entomology-intro-tale "Sorry to bug you, Director..."]
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6220 SCP-6220]
[[/div]]

[[div class="content-panel standalone series"]]
+* Team Name: Great Circle
**Department Name:** Recruitment Division
**Team Members:** [[*user bigslothonmyface]] (Captain), [[*user dxvi]], [[*user Ecronak]]
-----
+++* Entries:
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-recruitment-orientation-letter-that-you-will-discard The Recruitment Orientation Letter That You Will Discard Immediately] by [[*user Ecronak]]
[[/div]]

[[div class="content-panel standalone series"]]
+* Team Name: Boo ah ghosts so spooky
**Department Name:** Department of Eidophysics
**Team Members:** [[*user Voiiiii]] ^^cap^^, [[*user AdrienRion]], [[*user ClownSlayer]]
-----
+++* Entries:
[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/anatomy-of-a-specter The Anatomy Of A Specter] - by [[*user Voiiiii]]
[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-personal-recordings-of-doctor-wilcastle-of-the-departmen The Personal Recordings of Doctor Wilcastle of the Department of Eidophysics] - by [[*user ClownSlayer]]
[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/ghost-theory Welcome to Ghost Theory] - by [[*user Voiiiii]]
[[/div]]

[[div class="content-panel standalone series"]]
+* Team Name: [[span class="ruby"]]苦力怕殺手[[span class="rt"]]クリーパースレイヤーズ[[/span]][[/span]]
**Department Name:** Minecraft Division
**Team Members:** [[*user tetsusquared]]^^Captain/Liaison Chief^^, RuRItech, [[*user Jiu_Huan]]
-----
+++* Entries:
* [[[secure-facility-dossier-site-418|Secure Facility Dossier: Site-418]]]
* --[[[scp-6709|SCP-6709 - Morning Star Rises, Dead Wood Rots]]]--
* [[[scp-6468|SCP-6468 - pvp potion by dado]]]
[[/div]]

[[div class="content-panel standalone series"]]
+* Team Name: Faustian Jargon
**Department Name:** Department of Demonics
**Team Members:** [[*user drblackbox]], [[*user West246]], [[*user RealSurrealSir]]ᶜᵖᵗ
-----
+++* Entries:
1. [[[scp-6566]]] - Build-a-Boar Workshop!
2. Tale: [[[*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-grimoire-and-the-parrot | The Grimmest Grimoire and the Perilous Parrot]]]
[[/div]]
----

And, finally, shoutout to our silent teams that were, for whatever reason, unable to produce anything for the contest. There's always next time!

[[collapsible show="List of Non-posting Teams"]]

**Team Fish Dungue (Department of Damage Control):** [[*user Elenee Fishtruck]] ᶜᵖᵗ, [[*user PlaguePJP]], [[*user J Dune]]

**Team UBC SFS - 1 (Department of Pediatric Anomalies):** [[*user Idiot Walnut]], [[*user Four-Eyes]], [[*user Traboulmaker]]

**Team Team Name: Team Name (The Final Department):** [[*user Fantem]] ᶜᵖᵗ, [[*user Stoner99]], [[*user PeppersGhost]]

**Team Eldritch Comforts (Department of Interplanar Symbiosis):** [[*user Void Xenon]] ᶜᵖᵗ, [[*user Dodec314]] [[*user sunny_the_wizard]]

**Team Moonlight Delight (Awooo!!) (Therianthropy Department):** [[*user ChaosMageX]] ᶜᵖᵗ, [[*user Dr0Shadow]], [[*user Veralta]]

**Team It all started when both my parents failed to show up to my birth (Department of Anomalous and Nonanomalous Psychoanalytic Studies):** [[*user DrBluejay]] (Cpt), [[*user Dr_J_Blank]], [[*user zoozibble]]

**Team Wait, If You're Here, Then Where's The Second Game In Town? (Department of Cultural Studies):** [[*user rumetzen]] ^^(cap'n)^^, [[*user Silberescher]], [[*user Gaffsey]]

**Team Spaced Out (Department of Extraterrestrial Intelligence):** [[*user ratfarts729]] (Captain), [[*user Gogbe]], [[*user Amber Rivera]]

**Team Taipei Express (Department of Yokai Management):** [[*user Joreth]] ^^cptn^^, [[*user LordStonefish]], [[*user Impperatrix]]

**Team Stop The Sussies (Department of Anomaly Breeding Control):** [[*user JippoTheGreat]]^^Captain^^, [[*user wannagotoikea]], [[*user ye1l0w]]

**Team An Andalusian Pog (Department of Film and Media):** [[*user PinkHatPinkJeans]], [[*user GlitchyMemories]], [[*user LAN 2D]]

**Team TBD (Department of Skub):** [[*user DolphinSlugchugger]]ᶜᵖᵗ, [[*user Varaxous]], [[*user ScarfDyedShadow]]

[[/collapsible]]


[[collapsible show="Want to read the contest rules?"]]
Departments are like opinions. Everyone’s got their favorite one, and new ones ain’t shit if you can’t build on them. You’ve got all the big ones - the Antimemetics Division, the Pataphysics Department, the Ethics Committee. But the Foundation is a great big beast; those guys get all the attention, meanwhile there’s gotta be dozens, hundreds of other departments and divisions that toil endlessly away from the spotlight.

The Diplomatic Department, who make sure the international community continues to tolerate the Foundation. The Culinary Operations Division, responsible for feeding the Foundation’s hungry employees (and anomalies). And of course, that most sinister of Foundation units: Human Resources.

These, and countless others. Who are they? What are their niche specialties? What are their stories?

Questions for me to know and you to desperately try to answer with your compatriots in the highly-anticipated, edge-of-your-butt event known as…..

[[=]]
+ DEPARTMENTCON 2022

[[/=]]
and i’m your host, Scumbird Supreme, the Yurt, [[*user ROUNDERHOUSE]].
----
[[=]]
+++ What we’re trying to do here, you and I
[[/=]]
This is a contest about creating new Foundation departments, divisions, committees, and branches. There’s a lot of creative freedom there, but one thing to emphasize is the word new. I understand a lot of people have their personal departments they’re working on, and while that’s completely respectable this contest is aimed more for building and expanding new ones than altering or developing existing ones. As such, there’s a (small) list that teams are going to be prohibited from selecting as their horse of choice, based on the number of pre-existing pages they have on the site and navigational notability:

[[div class="blockquote"]]
Antimemetics Division
AIAD
Alchemy Department
Department of Abnormalities
Decommissioning Department
Department of Miscommunications
Office of Tactical Theology
Ethics Committee
Pataphysics Department
[[/div]]

There, not so bad. I have full faith you’ll come up with something wackier, wilder, and more insane that lets you spread your wings and fly.

In addition, I'd like to share this passage from the Doomsday Contest, where ARD said it better than I could:

> There are multiple ways to approach this project. You can get together with some of your friends, write stuff, and have lots of fun doing it—regardless of winning or losing. Or, you can write, get angry at your friends for not performing the way you want them to. You can complain about them, the rules, the contest, the judges, and hate your life.
> 
> Try to be a bit more classy. This is supposed to be a fun opportunity to add more to the site rather than make yourself upset, frustrated, or angry. People have quit over contests. You're better than that.

[[=]]
+++ The Contest
[[/=]]

You will want to read this. I know how much some of you like reading the rules after deciding on your team, but seriously.

You and your team will make a new Foundation department. You will write things centered around building up this department. That means you can’t just write an unrelated skip about food and then drop one line in the containment procedures saying “The Department of Food will handle containment of SCP-XXXX”. We understand each other, right?

You will write a minimum of 4 articles, which will include at least one SCP and one tale. The rest are up to you. I would personally recommend including an Orientation-style tale, but like I said, up to you.

Voting will be determined by the net rating of your top 5 entries.

[[=]]
+++ The Teams
[[/=]]

**You and your team will comprise a total of 3 people.** Not two, not four. You may be thinking ‘hey wait ROUNDERHOUSE every other team contest has had 3-4 people’ to which I say ‘haha sike’. More seriously: there’s been plenty of advance notice about the approximate time and theme of the contest, so I feel comfortable tossing a little gamechanger in. Keeps you guys on your toes, and hopefully inspires you to create some even more standout work. Necessity is the mother of innovation, after all. :)

You'll work together on the collection. Everyone must contribute significantly to the final product. It is expected that each team member will write at least one work. If the contest marshals get the idea that one guy is writing 100% of the content for their team there will be some investigation. I will consume any offenders.

I’m not cruel, though. I understand things do come up. If there’s a real issue meaning someone won’t be able to post - please, contact me. We’ll figure something out.

Once posting begins, your magnificent trio are locked in and cannot change. Choose wisely. Once you’ve picked your team and decided on a captain amongst yourselves, add yourselves to the team roster at the bottom of this page using the provided format.

**Looking for a team?** Comment in the discussion of this page saying so! Join up with other people also looking for a team!
[[=]]
+++ The Rules
[[/=]]

# Your team must consist of **three** people, all of whom must be announced. You may only be on one team. Each team will have a captain, but the individual members are responsible for posting their own work. Please pick someone who is actually around to be Captain, as all communication and questions about the contest should go through them to the organizers. Any other responsibilities the team chooses to invest in the captain should be discussed among the members of the team.
# The Department/Division/Whatsit you pick shouldn’t be one of the ones on that list. That said, there are countless departments that have appeared in one-line mentions in articles and were never followed up on. Hell, there's a whole [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/departments-complete-list page of them right here] you can browse for inspo. You wanna pick one of those, be my guest. If I feel that you’re skirting this rule, we’ll sit down and talk and figure it out. Really the only hard rule is that it must be a department of the Foundation.
 * Department of X is not the required vocabulary. You can be the X Division, the X Committee, X Unit, etc etc.
# Furthermore, you may **NOT** use drafts that existed before the contest went up. All entries must have been created after the contest page went up[[footnote]] Drafts that were not completed before the contest began may be admitted on a case-by-case basis. The general principle is less than 50% done; if you're not sure, feel free to ask.[[/footnote]]. Any entries found to violate this rule will be subject to disqualification.
# SCP format screws are fine. The tale should be substantive and long enough to show that you've invested some time in them.
# A minimum of 4 articles must be written for the contest; there is no maximum number, but only the five highest-rated articles will count towards point total. Once again, at least one of these must be an SCP, and at least one must be a tale. Art submissions will not be considered for this contest.
# SCP supplements such as separate exploration logs, experiment logs, revised versions, etc. will count as extra entries past the main four. For example, if you have two tales, and two SCPs with two supplements each, the highest-rated of the four supplements will count as the fifth entry for voting purposes.
# Teams may create hub pages for their work. However, hub pages will not count for scoring nor for the minimum article requirements. Furthermore, they cannot be put up until your team has posted the minimum required number of articles for the contest (4).
# You may not delete or edit an article once posted, regardless of performance. Articles that dip to the deletion mark will be subject to normal deletion practices, but they will not be removed until after the contest has ended. This should encourage everyone to work hard with their teams to have a superior product. What's posted is posted. Small corrections are fine, but significant edits are not.
 * Small corrections are defined as: fixing minor sentence wording, correcting grammar usage, changing spacing, etc. Large, substantive changes are not allowed until the contest has passed.
# Each entry must be posted by its primary author. Collaborative entries between teammates are encouraged but each author must contribute at least one (1) entry which was mainly written by them. If you rewrote someone’s work entirely, it's not really theirs anymore, and it wouldn't be fair for them to post something you spent four hours revising when they only invested ten minutes writing it. This does mean that one or two people will be writing more than one entry.
# Any member who takes unusual and/or negative actions to increase their vote total, or decrease that of their competitors, will be disqualified for the involved contest and potentially banned from further contests. Site members who are not participating in the contest but do this sort of thing may be subject to Disciplinary action, in addition to the personal wrath of the Yurt.
 * Examples of shenanigans include, but are in no way limited to:
  * Downvoting all of your competitors' work within minutes of them being posted
  * Spamming people with PMs about your work
  * Spurring Malicious Upvoting/Downvoting, whether on your work or anyone else's
 * If you're not sure if something counts as shenanigans, then it probably does, but feel free to PM me asking.

After posting your entries, tag them "departmentcon2022" and link them to your team's blurb at the bottom of this page. Winners will be decided by the total points across the team's five highest-rated entries. The winners will have their work featured on the frontpage and possibly other prizes. Runner-ups (2nd & 3rd place) will be rewarded by having an article of theirs (their choice) featured on the front page.

[[=]]
++++++ Additional Awards
[[/=]]

I'll be periodically updating this through the planning phrase as I think of stuff, but I will be offering fun little challenges teams are encouraged to complete to earn my pleasure. There are no point bonuses, no real thing you get from completing these: just bragging rights and my distant approval. And maybe a shoutout at the end. We’ll see.

Also, these are obviously jokes. Don't take them too seriously.

+++++ Stans
//Name all articles in your series after songs from the same artist.//

+++++ > tale author
//Finish the contest with one SCP and at least three tales.//

+++++ Wait, We Can Do That?
//Write a Site dossier as part of the contest. Freak.//

+++++ The Misfits
//Place in the top 5 with a team made up entirely of people cut from other teams. Mad respect.//

+++++ Hat Trick
//Meet the page minimum while never repeating page types.//

+++++ Chorizo Stew
//You know what to do.//

+++++ WWE WRESTLEMANIA SMACKDOWN CHAMPION
//Work WWE CEO Vince McMahon into an article.//

+++++ A Random Day Memorial Jamcon Award
//Produce and post one or more of your articles in under 48 hours.//
[[=]]
+++ The Dates
[[/=]]

Planning Phase: Jan 21st - 11:59PM EST Feb 11th
Posting Phase: 12:00AM EST Feb 11th - 11:59PM EST March 17th
Voting Period: 12:00AM EST March 18th - 11:59PM EST March 31st

[[/collapsible]]


//Contest rules based off Doomsday Contest rules by ARD and ProcyonLotor and Mobile Task Force Contest rules by Decibelles.//

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DEPARTMENT-CON 2022

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