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[[>]] [[module Rate]] [[/>]] [[div style="border:solid 1px #999999; background:#f2f2c2; padding:5px; margin-bottom: 10px;"]] [[=]] ++++ NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION RECORDS AND INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION The following document was found inside a shipment of bananas to the Site-19 lunchroom, written with musical notation that has not been included. The source of the document has not yet been identified, and is currently considered a breach of information. Any information regarding the source of this document is to be reported at the earliest convenience. -- Maria Jones, Director, RAISA [[/=]] [[/div]] [[size 120%]] [[=]] > > He-He-//Here we go!// > > So they're finally here, performing for you > If ya know the procedures, you can contain them too! > Report the breach, and call the O5 > With a little luck, you'll stay alive! > //Huh!// > > //DK// > Containment Breach! > > He's from Series One, so you know him well > He's finally back, to raise some hell > If he's in your office, it'll stay nice and neat, > But he leaves behind traps, so watch your feet! > To the cleverest is where he'll go > So give it up, for [http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-050 Oh-Five-Oh!] > //Huh!// > > //DK// > Containment Breach! > //DK// > Containment Breach is here! > > This scip's got history, so listen up dudes > He used to be at Wilson's, 'till we changed the rules > [http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3879 Walter] first came from the big "W" > Now it's up to us to make him good as new! > He's our cyborg ape who plays a jolly tune > We're all hoping he feels better soon! > //Huh!// > > //DK// > Containment Breach! > > He wears overalls, he loves to race > Th-This scip blew off his own face > He can toy with motors, to make them zoom > If you're lucky, there'll be no boom > Put him on wheels and he'll do tricks > It's SCP [http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3836 Thirty-Eight Thirty-Six!] > //Huh!// > > //DK// > Containment Breach! > //DK// > Containment Breach is here! > > They're back again, as [http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3092 plush as can be] > Leading a rebellion against you and me > They can cause real havoc with their glitter bombs > You can lock them up, but never for long! > They'll make you smile with their jokes and pranks > Just be careful your teddy doesn't join their ranks! > //Huh!// > > //DK// > Containment Breach! > //Huh!// > > Finally, he's here for you > Get ready for [http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2292 Two-Two-Nine-Two!] > This scip's got powers that aren't funny > He'll turn you into a zombie or mummy! > Inaki's a good ape, but with a troubled past > He can't die, and of his kind he's the last > Despite his death touch and tuber heart > This scip is peaceful, and enjoys making art! > > //C'mon [http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1000 Bigfoot], take it to the fridge!// > > Old Men, Peanuts, Shy Guys as well > Safes, Euclids, Keters and Thaumiels, hell! > //Aww yeah!// > > Old Men, Peanuts, Shy Guys as well > Safes, Euclids, Keters and Thaumiels, hell! > //Aww yeah!// [[/=]] [[/size]] [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box]] [!-- N/A (No Images) --] [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box-end]]