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|comments= Hey nice it's an author page. I'm an Administrator here on the site. My main functions are writing an awful lot and occasionally having good ideas. I wrote the essays on the early history of the community as well. 

I first joined the site in 2012, when I was 16. It heavily influences who I am now at 24. Having a creative outlet like we do here is wonderfully rewarding. It got me through my most difficult teenage years. I wrote most of Series II during that period of my life. You're welcome, Skippers.

That's a slight exaggeration. I've got around 150 SCP articles and almost 100 tales. Also quite a few other pages. I'm not writing at the same rate that I was once producing but I'm still at least semi-regularly contributing. 

I'm also administrating on the [http://wanderers-library.wikidot.com Wanderers Library]


Some of my favorite SCP articles I've written are:


[[[SCP-122]]] - No More Monsters. My fiancé read this article before I met her and become a fan of my specific works. How wild is that? Also I got the name from an article which I really enjoyed at the time but was downvoted and deleted. The draft is still out there somewhere on the original sandbox, but it's some weird atomic vending machine and only shares a name.

[[[SCP-213]]] - AntiMatter Parasite. This is my first rewrite and one of my earliest pieces of writing. I've continued tinkering with it over the years but it's holding up fairly well. Props to VAELynx for talking me out of taking away the parasite angle entirely. That was a bad idea that reflected my initial and bad approach to rewrites: Just strip out everything that was mad and re-adapt the existing material to compensate. I'm glad I didn't do it on this one, I've grown rather fond of it over the years. I wrote a tale about it called [[[Daydreamin]]].

[[[SCP-1507]]] - Pink Flamingos. My first article, I've tinkered with this one too over the years but the article people are reading today is functionally the same as when I first posted it. I can vividly remember how nervous I was feeling sitting at my grandparent's kitchen table after working up the nerve to post for the first time. You're only ever posting your first successful article once.

[[[SCP-1833]]] - The Class of '76. This is the article which sprung the Class of '76 into being. I'm very proud of all the people who've contributed and enjoyed this little world over the years. It's never going to be a GoI or background page explaining what's the deal because I like preserving rabbit holes for people to stumble upon.

[[[SCP-2489]]] - A Political Machine. If this isn't my best article, it's certainly up there.

[[[SCP-3776]]] - Camp Nimrod. I've written a few articles touching on the themes here, but I feel as though it's done best in this piece.

[[[SCP-4484]]] - StreamSavers. This is the most enjoyable writing process I've seen through in awhile. It's complete and it's fun and I just like it.

[[[End Of Olympians Hub]]] is something more people should read

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**Name:** {{Dr. Ralph J. Roget}}

**Security Clearance:** {{Level 3}}

**Position:** {{Deputy Site Director}}

**Current Location:** {{[[[secure-facility-dossier-site-77| Site-77]]]}}

**History:** {{Dr. Roget has been a respected asset to Site-77 ever since he began working there, at the ripe old age of 16. For half a decade, he worked in clerical positions, until Director Gillespie felt he had proven himself, and promoted him. His new job involved the documentation of large numbers of Safe and Euclid objects, which he excelled at. Despite a reputation for immaturity, and rumors of nepotism, his position at Site-77 is very secure.}}

**Known Relations:** {{Director Gillespie(Grandmother), Stanley Gillespie(Grandfather, deceased), Agent Lis Boyd(Half-Sister), Dr. Jeffrey D. Isbell(Half-Brother).}}

> NOTE: Dr. Roget's name is not pronounced Rogay, Rogat, Rogain, Roggers, Reject, Ragazzo, Regret, rigrog, Rogizzle, Roger, Roarg, Riggy?, roy get, rogit, Rojét, torgeti, dodget, cocaine or Rights. Please do not use these pronounciations when referring to Dr. Roget
> ^^c'mon guys it isn't that hard^^

Known Associations:

[http://www.scp-wiki.net/leveritas-personnel-file Dr. Veritas] - Lead SCP-914 researcher

[http://www.scp-wiki.net/dr-roth-personnel-file Dr. Roth] - On-site psychiatrist

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# [[[roget-s-conspiracy-theory-for-scp-001| Roget’s Theory for SCP-001]]] The Conspiracy 
# [[[Roget's Proposal| Roget’s Proposal for SCP-001]]] Keter Duty
# [[[SCP-031]]] What is Love?
# [[[SCP-039]]] Proboscis Buttgineers(Collaboration with [[[mr-wilts-file|Mr. Wilt]]])
# [[[SCP-122]]] No More Monsters(Rewrite of "Lucid Nightlight" by [[[dr-kondraki-s-personnel-file| Dr. Kondraki]]])
# [[[SCP-213]]] AntiMatter Parasite(Rewrite of "Anti-Matter Parasite by [[*user Daydreamin]], [[[dr-blast-s-personnel-file|Dr. Blast]]], and [[[agent-nekochris-personnel-file|Agent NekoChris]]])
# [[[SCP-240]]] Breath-Powered Flying Machine(Rewrite of an article by the same name, written by [[[agent-spoon-of-evil-s-personnel-file| Agent Spoon Of Evil]]])
# [[[SCP-332]]] The 1976 Kirk Lonwood High School Marching Band
# [[[SCP-375]]] Forever A-Loan(Rewrite of "Hungry Bank" by [[[dr-kondraki-s-personnel-file| Dr. Kondraki]]])
# [[[SCP-396]]] And Suddenly, Chair(Rewrite of "Displacer Chair" by [[[dr-kondraki-s-personnel-file| Dr. Kondraki]]])
# [[[SCP-474]]] ℞FM(Collaboration with [[*user jinjja]])
# [[[SCP-496]]] A Sunken Relic(Rewrite of "A Sunken Statue" by [[*user Dr_Adams]])
# [[[SCP-512]]] Anti-Gravity Umbrella(Rewrite of "Anti-Gravity Umbrella" by [[[HK-016]]] in collaboration with [[[dr-django-bridge-personnel-file|Django Bridge]]])
# [[[SCP-570]]] Puppet Show Gloves!!!(Rewrite of "Puppeteer Gloves" by [[[dr-kondraki-s-personnel-file| Dr. Kondraki]]])
# [[[SCP-574]]] The Dropera House(Rewrite of "The Drophouse" by [[*user Kurt Todlich]])
# [[[SCP-629]]] Mr. Brass
# [[[SCP-633]]] Ghost In The Machine (Rewrite of Ghost In The Machine by [[*user Syka Bee]])
# [[[SCP-643]]] Delicious Chocolates
# [[[SCP-649]]] A Matchbox Full of Winter(Rewrite of "A Matchbox Full of Winter" by [[*user AsmodeusDark]])
# [[[SCP-703]]] Into The Closet(Rewrite of "Random Item Generator" by [[*user Brucy]])
# [[[SCP-744]]] Assembly Required
# [[[SCP-761]]] Slightly Less Dangerous Trampoline(Rewrite of "Slightly More Dangerous Trampoline" by [[[HK-016]]])
# [[[SCP-814]]] Sound of '76(Rewrite of "Antique Phonograph" by [[*user kabu]], re-rewritten by [[[mr-carbon-personnel-file| Mr. Carbon]]] as "Pure Tones")
# [[[SCP-821]]] Dixie Funland
# [[[SCP-864]]] Efficient Washbin(Rewrite of "Man-eating Washbin" by [[[agent-carriontrooper-s-profile| Agent Carriontrooper]]]) 
# [[[SCP-935]]] Ancient Playing Cards(Rewrite of Ancient Playing Cards by [[[Bijhan]]])
# [[[SCP-941]]] Sick of Motion(Rewrite of Carsickness by [[[dr-leicontis-s-personnel-file| Dr. Leicontis]]])
# [[[SCP-992]]] Gaia's Emissary(Rewrite of "Gaia's Emissary", written by an unknown author. Transferred to WikiDot from EditThis by [[*user far2]] on July 26th, 2008)
# [[[SCP-1046]]] A House Without a Bedroom
# [[[SCP-1070]]] Re-Educational Software(Rewrite of "The Educational Game" by [[*user VWXYZ]])
# [[[SCP-1178]]] Floating ICBM
# [[[SCP-1204]]] The Social Disease(Rewrite of "Clingy Transient" by [[[mayreder-personnel-file|Dr. Mayreder]]])
# [[[SCP-1277]]] Thirsty Cactus
# [[[SCP-1282]]] Reverse Were-Rabbit
# [[[SCP-1305]]] Cat Lure
# [[[SCP-1317]]] Factory Makeup
# [[[SCP-1328]]] 51st State of Mind
# [[[SCP-1341]]] Jungle In a Jar
# [[[SCP-1362]]] The Cartographers' Guild
# [[[SCP-1407]]] DJ's Headphones
# [[[SCP-1413]]] Sportsball
# [[[SCP-1423]]] Summer of '76
# [[[SCP-1452]]] Terrible Home Additions
# [[[SCP-1494]]] Terminal Castaway
# [[[SCP-1498]]] Dial-A-Dream
# [[[SCP-1501]]] Every Penny Counts
# [[[SCP-1507]]] The Pink Flamingos 
# [[[SCP-1508]]] Mikey's Chore
# [[[SCP-1513]]] Potted Pets
# [[[SCP-1526]]] Papers, Please
# [[[SCP-1528]]] Finished With Lies(Collaboration with [[[llama66613-s-author-page| Raymond  Llama]]]) with [[[Experiment Log 1528]]] 
# [[[SCP-1559]]] Birdsoul In Your House
# [[[SCP-1571]]] Keeper of Treasures(Collaboration with [[[researcher-zyn-s-personnel-file| Researcher Zyn]]])
# [[[SCP-1572]]] Root Map
# [[[SCP-1573]]] Kids These Days
# [[[SCP-1574]]] Searching...
# [[[SCP-1576]]] Edisonian Afterlife Communicator
# [[[SCP-1583]]] It Only Makes Us Stronger
# [[[SCP-1591]]] Fallen Star
# [[[SCP-1608]]] Yu-Kaing
# [[[SCP-1611]]] Guarded Apartment
# [[[SCP-1613]]] //{{The Spoken Fool}}//
# [[[SCP-1624]]] Heartworms
# [[[SCP-1628]]] Storage Tunnel #1812
# [[[SCP-1630]]] Human Food Pyramid
# [[[SCP-1636]]] The Principal Skinner
# [[[SCP-1651]]] Carnival Prize
# [[[SCP-1673]]] Friendly Graveyard
# [[[SCP-1683]]] Moonstuck Bedroom(Collaboration with [[[researcher-voct-s-personnel-file| Researcher Voct]]])
# [[[SCP-1684]]] Viral Realty
# [[[SCP-1699]]] Inferior Volcano
# [[[SCP-1712]]] An Unusual Occurrence On August 11th, 1959 (rewritten by [[[uncle-nicolini-author-page| Uncle Nicolini]]] under the same title)
# [[[SCP-1723]]] Radio Intercepting Woman
# [[[SCP-1724]]] Soul Meter
# [[[SCP-1725]]] Servant Enhancements 
# [[[SCP-1727]]] Auto-Heaven
# [[[SCP-1738]]] Phobia Sampler
# [[[SCP-1767]]] An Agent Of The Shark Punching Center(Collaboration with [[[leveritas-personnel-file| Dr. Veritas]]])
# [[[SCP-1796]]] TOP SECRET DOCUMENTS 
# [[[SCP-1799]]] Mr. Laugh 
# [[[SCP-1833]]] Class of '76
# [[[SCP-1837]]] Acid Mop
# [[[SCP-1841]]] So Much To See, So Much Unseen
# [[[SCP-1853]]] Performance Enhancer
# [[[SCP-1865]]] TaoTao(Collaboration with [[[mayreder-personnel-file|Dr. Mayreder]]])
# [[[SCP-1872]]] Vehicular Laser Pointer
# [[[SCP-1894]]] Crash Course Diet
# [[[SCP-1901]]] Elvis Lives
# [[[SCP-1908]]] Mr. Soap
# [[[SCP-1929]]] Down To Earth
# [[[SCP-1938]]] Dr. Wondertainment's Amaze-O Dive Tank
# [[[SCP-1957]]] Cleanliness
# [[[SCP-1967]]] Shortcuts
# [[[SCP-1976]]] Father and Son
# [[[SCP-1992]]] Indecisive Mobile Home(Collaboration with [[[general-harland-s-personnel-file| General Harland]]])
# [[[SCP-1996]]] Tourist Trap
# [[[SCP-2082]]] //Elephas cryophilus//
# [[[SCP-2083]]] Hoboken Bunion Emergency
# [[[SCP-2088]]] MC&D Center
# [[[SCP-2199]]] Out of the Frying Pan
# [[[SCP-2253]]] The Alcohol Republic
# [[[SCP-2281]]] Backseat Driver(Collaboration with [[[dr-cimmerian-s-personnel-file| Doctor Cimmerian]]])
# [[[SCP-2322]]] Being Shirley Gillespie
# [[[SCP-2379]]] Roach Motel
# [[[SCP-2407]]] Learned Helplessness(Collaboration with [[[agent-lament-s-personnel-file| Agent Lament]]])
# [[[SCP-2444]]] Flea Circus
# [[[SCP-2489]]] A Political Machine
# [[[SCP-2507]]] A Web Of Cliques
# [[[SCP-2594]]] Extradimensional Waiting Room(Collaboration with Researcher [[*user LilyFlower]])
# [[[SCP-2600]]] The Empty Box(Part of the [[[scp2000contesthub| SCP-2000]]] contest!)
# [[[SCP-2799]]] The Navigator(Collaboration with [[[hammermaidens-author-page| HammerMaiden]]])
# [[[SCP-2805]]] Disney On Ice
# [[[SCP-2848]]] Spite Taco (Rewritten by [[[agent-lament-s-personnel-file| Agent Lament]]] as "Leave It All Behind")
# [[[SCP-2849]]] Insect Hospital(Collaboration with Researcher [[*user Sirens]])
# [[[SCP-2876]]] Dream A Little Dream
# [[[SCP-2895]]] Stingy
# [[[SCP-2969]]] Language Hoarder
# [[[SCP-3006]]] Twice The Number One
# [[[SCP-3245]]] Mr. Playing Games Is Bad For Your Health
# [[[SCP-3482]]] Nature Versus Naturalization(Collaboration with [[[dr-k-stuff-s-personnel-file| Dr. K. Stuff]]])
# [[[SCP-3535]]] //Casus Lignum//
# [[[SCP-3639]]] Whataboots
# [[[SCP-3746]]] 🦀 MOM'S DEAD 🦀(collaboration with [[[rounderhouse-s-author-page| The Rounderhouse]]])
# [[[SCP-3792]]] Up In Smoke
# [[[SCP-3776]]] Camp Nimrod
# [[[SCP-3831]]] Can't Call Out
# [[[SCP-3861]]] Self-Reflection(Collaboration with [[*user jinjja]])
# [[[SCP-4120]]] A Good Boy
# [[[SCP-4136]]] Uncle From Nintendo(Rewritten by [[[dr-henderson-s-personnel-file| Dr. Henderson]]] as "uncle")
# [[[SCP-4326]]] Honeymooners
# [[[SCP-4367]]] What Are The Odds?(Collaboration with [[*user jinjja]])
# [[[SCP-4480]]] The Snake Doctor(collaboration with [[[not-a-seagull| Researcher Calvin]]])
# [[[SCP-4484]]] StreamSavers (Collaboration with [[*user jinjja]])
# [[[SCP-4540]]] History, Together
# [[[SCP-4564]]] Butthole Surfers(Collaboration with [[[dr-balthazaar-s-personnal-file| Dr. Harrison Balthazaar]]])
# [[[SCP-4572]]] Trumpvoid
# [[[SCP-4658]]] Control Kink
# [[[SCP-4754]]] Dentistaurant
# [[[SCP-4697]]] Dropping Off The Kids
# [[[SCP-4956]]] Screaming at the Void(Collaboration with [[*user gigaslayer105]])
# [[[SCP-4957]]] Cold, Turning Blue
# [[[SCP-5011]]] - Man of Steel(Collaboration with [[*user jinjja]] for the [[[scp5000contesthub|SCP-5000 Contest]]])
# [[[SCP-5200]]] - The Brown Box
# [[[SCP-5599]]] {{fish golf}}
# [[[SCP-5720]]] Astronomically Inclined Crane(Collaboration with [[[mr-wilts-file|Mr. Wilt]]])
# [[[SCP-5757]]] Curse of the Everglade(Collaboration with [[[caterer-tim-tanhony-hyne-s-personnel-file| Caterer Tim "Tanhony" Hyne]]]
# [[[SCP-5954]]] My Lord, I had forgot the Fart
# [[[SCP-1927-EX]]] The Farnsworth Effect(Collaboration with [[[elijah-martin-chevrolet-by-the-book| Researcher Chevrolet]]])
# [[[SCP-2600-EX]]] Furred Trout
# [[[SCP-600-CO]]] A Super Cool Friend Watched My Plant
# [[[SCP-2600-CU]]] The --Cutest-- Little Thing
# [[[scp-cursing-j|SCP-@#%&!-J]]] - Titters The Talking Bird
# [[[SCP-015-J]]] Just Really Misunderstood
# [[[SCP-025-J]]] Liquid SCP Foundation
# [[[SCP-800-J]]] American Football
# [[[SCP-1622-J]]] No Object Class Whatsoever(Collaboration with [[[silberescher-personnel-file| Baron Von Silberescher]]])
# [[[SCP-1797-J]]] - "GEORGE WASHINGTON ENTERTAINING A GENTLEMAN FRIEND WHILE PICKING HIS NOSE"(Collaboration with [[[salman-corbette-personnel-file| Researcher Corbette]]])
# [[[SCP-2600-J]]] Bicycle Mafia
# [[[scp-why-are-you-reading-a-url-go-be-productive-j|SCP-5200-J]]] Just Say NO!!! 
# [[[SCP-7007-J]]] Subs Only!
# [[[SCP-7800-J]]] The Five-Second Rule
# [[[SCP-8231-J]]] Super Flying T-Rex(Collaboration with [[[salman-corbette-personnel-file| Researcher Corbette]]])
# [[[SCP-Jaguar-J]]] Researcher Hutchin's Incredible Automobile
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||~ Contest ||~ Entry ||~ Notes||
|| **[[[Halloween Contest]]]:** || [[[The Last Word]]] || ... ||
|| **[[[new-years-contest|New Year's Canon Contest:]]]** || [[[old-man-in-the-sea-hub| Old Man In The Sea Canon]]] || ... ||
|| **[[[Five Questions]]]:** || [[[Children of Doubt]]] || Contest Winner ||
|| **[[[Time Contest]]]:** || [[[Skipping Time]]] || Second Place Finisher ||
|| **[[[scp2000contesthub|SCP-2000 Contest:]]]** || [[[SCP-2600]]] - The Empty Box || ... ||
|| **[[[goi-contest-2014| GoI Contest:]]]** ||  [[[Unusual Incidents Unit Hub| UIU Team]]] || ... ||
|| **[[[Mobile Task Force Contest]]]** || [[[Draft Proposal For Programme Arduinosis 9001]]] || Contest Winner ||
|| **[[[scp3000contesthub| SCP-3000 Contest]]]** || [[[scp-3006 | SCP-3006 - Twice The Number One]]] || ... ||
|| **[[[Collaboration Contest]]]** || [[[SCP-1767]]] & [[[is-it-weird-if-i-want-to-fuck-the-shark| #IsItWeirdThatIWantToFuckTheShark]]] || Collaborations with [[*user Leveritas]] ||
|| **[[[Halloween Contest 2018]]]** || [[[Friend, Good]]]! || ... ||
|| **[[[scp4000contesthub| SCP-4000 Contest]]]** || [[[SCP-4540| SCP-4540 - History, Together]]] || ... ||
|| **[[[d-class-contest| D-Class Contest]]]** || [[[Innocence]]] || ... ||
|| **[[[scp5000contesthub| SCP-5000 Contest]]]** || [[[SCP-5011| SCP-5011 - Man Of Steel]]] || ... ||
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[[tab Documents inherited from Researcher Corbette]]

http://www.scp-wiki.net/salman-corbette-personnel-file

[[[SCP-909]]] - Mr. Forgetful (With assistance from [[[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/dr-django-bridge-personnel-file | Dr. Bridge]]])
[[[SCP-905]]] - Mr. Chameleon (With assistance from [[[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/dr-django-bridge-personnel-file | Dr. Bridge]]])
[[[SCP-913]]] - Mr. Hungry (With assistance from [[[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/dr-django-bridge-personnel-file | Dr. Bridge]]])
[[[SCP-532]]] - Frost Bug
[[[SCP-920]]] - Mr. Lost
[[[SCP-491]]] - Wrecking Light
[[[SCP-534]]] - Misplaced Blood
[[[SCP-1051]]] - Nevadan Extraterrestrial
[[[SCP-969]]] - █████ Brand Mosquito Repellent
[[[SCP-839]]] - CANDIED WORMS
[[[SCP-851]]] - Lullabugs
[[[SCP-1887]]] - Quantum Mechanics
[[[SCP-1515]]] - Wallaby Wannabes (In collaboration with [http://www.scp-wiki.net/mayreder-personnel-file Dr. Mayreder])
[[[SCP-1545]]] - Larry the Loving Llama
[[[SCP-1642]]] - Dr. Wondertainment®'s Insta-teen Tablets™
[[[SCP-1839]]] - //Reproductive Methods of Bony Fish//
[[[SCP-1763]]] - Found Space Theatre
[[[SCP-1292]]] - Contagious Scantron Disease
[[[SCP-1486]]] - "Benny"

[[[SCP-1914-J]]] - Silencing Piano
[[[SCP-1000-J]]] - Old Wive's Town
[[[SCP-727-J]]] - Malevolent Celestial Object
[[[SCP-682-J]]] - THE BESTEST LIZERD EVER (In collaboration with [http://www.scp-wiki.net/mayreder-personnel-file Dr. Mayreder])
[[[SCP-808-J]]] - The Lost Treasure of Captain Blue's Island
[[[SCP-2000-J]]] - Dunky the Funky Werecat 2000: Werecat Strikes Back (In collaboration with [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/caterer-tim-tanhony-hyne-s-personnel-file/comments/show Tanhony])
[[[SCP-006-J]]] - WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
[[[SCP-123-J]]] - Amazing Butter-like Substance
[[[SCP-1234-J]]] - An SCP
[[[SCP-031-J]]] - Evening of Terrors
[[[SCP-111-J]]] - An Innocent Suburban Household
[[[SCP-789-J]]] - the butt ghost!!
[[[SCP-078-J]]] - Cooties
[[[SCP-5972-J]]] - Kirby Company Vacuum Cleaner
[[[SCP-1922-J]]] - Pathetic System of American Pigs
[[[SCP-999-J]]] - Creepy Speedo Guy (With NamedAfterColour and Mr. Wilt)
[[[SCP-329-J]]] - The Ghooooost Siiiiiign
[[[SCP-1201-J]]] - That One Movie

[[[SCP-K9-J-EX]]] - The Haunted House

[[[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-711-ex | SCP-711-EX]]] - Man from the --Future-- Present
[[[snuggle-cuddle-and-protect-the-mean-dragon|Snuggle, Cuddle, and Protect: The Mean Dragon]]]
--Proposal 682-356--
[[[A Few Memos]]] - A few memos from the inbox of President Mortimer Phillips
[http://www.scp-wiki.net/rex-sponge-s-revealing-revelations Rex Sponge's Revealing Revelations] - There is no canon
[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/surprise-happy-birthday Gears's Birthday Special: Unpalatable]
[[[Jargon]]] - What it says on the tin
[[[Recording Stuff or Whatever]]] - An orientation
[[[A.S.S. and Other Low-threat Groups of Interest]]] - The less-than-successful GOIs
[[[Reptilius]]] - On the Philosophy of Man-eating Reptiles
[[[Where They All Go]]] - Did you wave goodbye?
[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-completely-canonical-story-of-james/comments/show The Completely Canonical Story of James, Age 8] - An April fools joke you'll NEVER SEE COMING unless you scroll down
[[[The Doc Block]]] - Sometimes two beings are just made for each other
[[[We Interrupt this Program]]] - Introducing the amazing Shelf-and-a-half!
[[[Total Recall]]] - When the Foundation fails to spring into action
[[[Cleaning Larry]]] - Ew
[[[An Excerpt from Goodbye Ghost]]] - Butt Why?

**__Documents designated to Research Assistant Corbette by Mr. Wilt Antwerp:__**

**Articles**

* [http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-039 SCP-039] - Proboscis Engineers (with the assistance of [http://www.scp-wiki.net/dr-rogets-file Dr. Roget])
* [http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-100 SCP-100] - "Jamaican Joe's Junkyard Jubilee"
* [http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-121 SCP-121] - Concrete Cradle
* [http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-720 SCP-720] - Astronomically-inclined Crane (with the assistance of [http://www.scp-wiki.net/dr-rogets-file Dr. Roget])
* [http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1358 SCP-1358] - Northern Lights
* [[[SCP-1269]]] - Stalker Mailbox
* [http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1662 SCP-1662] - Paupers' Post

**Rewrites**

* [[[SCP-323]]] - Wendigo Skull
* [http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-392 SCP-392] - The Quark Degenerator (In Need Of New Rewrite)

**Tales**
* [[[Shadow in the Wake]]]
 * //[[[Interlude - Drift]]]//
* [[[As Time Draws Near]]] 
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[[tab Documents inherited from Doctor September]]

http://www.scp-wiki.net/dr-septembers-file

[[[SCP-1365]]] - Bike Justice
[[[SCP-1395]]] - Cave Apparition (First Successful SCP)
[[[SCP-1485]]] - The Ordinary Dimension
[[[SCP-1565]]] - Martian Turtles
[[[SCP-1665]]] - 8 Across, 18 Across
[[[SCP-1775]]] - Retail Specters
[[[SCP-1835]]] - Rupertian Zeppelins
[[[SCP-1925]]] - Dearest Caroline
[[[SCP-1955]]] - //Spleen Eaters From Venus!//

[[[SCP-1994-J]]] - THE BAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL

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[[tab Document Inherited From Professor Nyehcat]]

[[[batman-s-newest-threat| Gotham's Strangest Criminal]]]
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[[tab Contribution from Dr. Vang]]
{{//Mister Laugh's my favorite toy//}}
{{//Wondertainment's pride and joy//}}
{{//Third upon my Misters list//}}
{{//Always making verbal twists//}}
{{//Every word's a private joke//}}
{{//Bust my gut until it's broke//}}
{{//Many toys abound his person//}}
{{//But alas, his mood does worsen//}}

{{//He remains hilarious//}}
{{//But, I want gregarious//}}
{{//Happy's how a clown should be//}}
{{//This one's just not right to me//}}
{{//Maybe when I chuckle less//}}
{{//Then, I'll start to acquiesce//}}
{{//Mister Laugh thinks he should go//}}
{{//But he's still funny, don't you know//}}

{{//When the money's getting tight//}}
{{//When I really feel its bite//}}
{{//I'll go, he'll go with me too//}}
{{//To the circus or the zoo//}}
{{//And I'll show his witty jests//}}
{{//To the crowds of eager guests//}}
{{//Oh, this plan will make me rich//}}
{{//At the door is- son of a bitch…//}}
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[[tab Author Living Will]]

* Rewrites: If I'm not around and one of my SCP's hits below +5, it can be rewritten by another member of staff, or someone whom staff deems able to do the rewrite. If possible, I'd like copies of my deleted stuff to be saved, although if I vanish for an extended period of time I won't burden y'all with holding onto my shit. Voct specifically has permission to update and edit my articles anytime he likes, except for A Political Machine and Shortcuts.

* Merchandising: As long as I'm attributed, anyone can make anything with my stuff. 

* Reclaiming Authorship: Well, several members of staff know who I am and what I look like, so they'd be able to recognize me. Moose knows what my current email is, Scantron follows me on twitter and on youtube. If all that fails, Reject, Scantron, thedeadlymoose, TroyL, Kens, and Drewbear have my phone number.

* Other: Anyone has my permission to use my stuff however they please. Tales, references in SCP's, using 'em in games, videos, whatever. As long as I'm credited, you can go nuts.

Please note the above will is no longer in effect. For more information, [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-13983737/pixelatedharmonyauthorpage click here].
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[[tab SCP Commentary]]
__SCP-1507__

This was my first article that succeeded. I'd just had an SCP bomb, and was trying to find something I knew well so that I could write from the heart. I looked up from my then-desk and saw one of my mothers pink flamingos staring at me from outside. I thought "oh, that's make for a cool article" and wrote it. I got the assistance of MisterBibs, who will always have my eternal thanks for assisting me with my first SCP article. If it weren't for his guidance, I wouldn't be where I am today.

__SCP-5200-J__

Basically, I had an idea at school for a "JUST SAY NO" -J. I came home and started working on it, and stopped shortly into the description. I posted in chat saying "how does it look so far?". Salman Corbette happened to be there, and he thought it was hilarious. He then demanded that I post it immediately. So I did. After 10 minutes of work, I had a successful -J.

__SCP-2600-EX__

This one came from dexanote posting the furred trout myth in the batcave, and telling someone to make it into an SCP. At the time, I was going to a vacation in west virginia, and the car ride was boring me to tears. SO I pulled out my phone and started writig it. It took about seven hours, and is the only thing I've ever written only on a phone. The original version had some weird dialog, buty I've had help with it. I'm very proud of the current version.

Also, the numbers for SCP-2600-EX and 5200-J come from the atari consoles.

__SCP-1799__ 

This is my most popular SCP, and one I'm always very proud of. It basically came about because I'd been talking to Sal after the making of 5200-J, and asked if I could make a mister. After looking over the list, I decided on Mister Laugh, mostly because he seemed like the most obvious candidate for physical appearance: a clown. After reading the other misters, and the mister collector tale, I made him into what he is today. He quickly became very successful and is currently my highest rated SCP.

__SCP-703__

This one is a rewrite of the old "random item generator", which was basically just a closet that made random stuff appear. I'd always liked it, so I volunteered for a rewrite. Now, I've always thought that the best rewrites use the original article as a jumping off point for something entirely new. After pondering for awhile, I decided that a closet would logically only want to help you. Oh, and in the incident, the blackboxed SCP is [[[SCP-643]]]

__SCP-1046__

Well, when I was a kid, I had a very active imagination, and would make little characters and stories for myself with tetrahedron blocks. One of these characters was "Mister Messy", a guy who would integrate himself into walls as his superpower or whatever. Eventually I forgot about it, until I started thinking back to my childhood for SCP ideas. I remembered Mister Messy, and thought that it was actually kind of horrifying, being made part of a house. So I changed it to be less of a super power and bring out more of the visceral horror inherit in the original idea, and that's how I came up with SCP-1046.

__SCP-2600-J__

GeneralHarland gave me an idea for an SCP that was a haunted intersection where a kid on a bike got hit. I was stuck on it, until Sal came along in chat and thought I was talking about a -J article. We started riffing on it, and it became a joke article within a few hours.

__SCP-2600__

I've wanted to get this SCP number for years and years. Ever since I started writing seriously for the Foundation. When the contest came around, I couldn't think of anything, and started writing any science fiction concept I could get. That ended up becoming SCP-2082. I eventually got the idea of doing a mashup of MK-Ultra, Polybius, and about a half dozen other urban legends. The ending result is an SCP which doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but has a lot of interesting details and raises a lot of questions. I'd go through and clean it up, but it's at a stable rating and frankly I'm not sure what's going on and I don't know if editing stuff would make it better or ruin it forever.

__SCP-2082__

I wrote this because mammoths are cool, and I also wanted the 2082 number to involve something vaguely involving stuff from the past because of there's a They Might Be Giants song kind of like that called "2082".

__SCP-821__

I got the idea for this after reading "Dixie Before Disney" and wanting to talk about the history of Florida amusement parks in the context of an SCP.

__SCP-992__

The central conceit behind this was that, in the original article we didn't really have a clear idea of how anomalous the guy was. So I wanted to have this playful idea in the article, about how anomalous this guy is. Does he really do and know everything he claims, or is he full of it? In my mind, he's full of it, but not as much as he(or the Foundation) thinks. He's got untapped potential, and he's pretty young fellow in the prophet game.

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