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+++ Hi! I'm Akumeoy. You might also know me by my Wikidot username, which is "Communism will win". It's not ironic. [[=]] +++ Works [[collapsible show="+ Reverse chronological" hide="- Reverse chronological"]] [[/=]] [[<]] [[[SCP-4404]]] - The Scent of Silence [[[SCP-4018]]] - Eye [[[SCP-018-J]]] - Normal Trench Coat Worn By An Adult [[[SCP-4004]]] - A Dream Come True (collab with [[*user kinchtheknifeblade]]) [[[Serving the Twin Cities Since 2021]]] [[[SCP-3406]]] - Awakening [[[SCP-3269]]] - Pop Culture [[[SCP-3181]]] - Lemme Get It Boneless [[[SCP-3158]]] - Inconvenient [[[SCP-3154]]] - Terminal State Inducer [[[SCP-3124]]] - Not a Football [[[SCP-3116]]] - It's time to stop posting [[[SCP-3028]]] - Take On Me [[[SCP-3909]]] - Wu Tang Clan Ain't Nuthing ta Fuck To [[[SCP-3808]]] - Bacon Cheeseburger That Demands Justification [[[SCP-3707]]] - Fly By Night Only [[[SCP-3606]]] - Praise You (collab with [[*user ashbelEro]]) [[[SCP-3505]]] - Singed, Sealed, Delivered, I'm Yours [[[SCP-3404]]] - Down With the Sickness [[[you-already-know-what-the-fuck-is-going-on | untitled essay]]] [[[quote-unquote-art-by-cww | "Art" by CWW]]] [[[the-reason-ulysses-doesn-t-start-with-warning-it-s-got-a-blo | The Reason Ulysses Doesn't Start With WARNING: IT'S GOT A BLOWJOB IN IT]]] [[[How To Get Good Feedback]]] [[[SCP-3303]]] - Champagne Supernova [[[SCP-TLDR-J]]] - An Easily Digestible Document [[[SCP-3023]]] - And then it decided to be an angry spider [[[SCP-3021]]] - Q= [[[SCP-3022]]] - Hooked on a Feeling [[[SCP-3024]]] - The Doxx Ghost [[[SCP-3113]]] - In My Way [[[Reality, Innocents]]] [[[SCP-3003]]] - The End of History [[[SCP-2586]]] - That's Not My Name [[[SCP-2562]]] - RTFM [[[SCP-2726]]] - Post Ghost [[[Shocking Ignorance Regarding Anything Resembling a Structured Set of Rules to be Applied Fairly]]] [[[The Assassination of Beleaguered Normalcy by the Coward Gamers Against Weed]]] [[[SCP-1466]]] - A Canary [[[SCP-2826]]] - The Boys from Patrol [[[Mr. Normie]]] [[[SCP-2842]]] - It's A Meme, You Dip [[[SCP-2628]]] - Efficient Tenders of the Artifice [[[Laughter]]] [[[SCP-2486]]] - Pomegarrote [[[scp-2864 | Di Molte Voci]]] [[[Confirmed Sightings]]] [[[How to Become a Better Critic]]] [[[SCP-2462]]] - I'm so tired of fake friends, drama, liars, being ignored, and getting hurt [[[SCP-19316-J]]] - Improper Terminology [[[SCP-2804]]] - Fire and Forget [[[SCP-103-J]]] - Confirmed [[[SCP-2466]]] - Slay Dragon Save City [[[SCP-2134]]] - Shelter [[[SCP-2926]]] - Image Correcter [[[SCP-2808]]] - Doomsday [[[SCP-2602|SCP-2602, which used to be a library]]] - Exbibliothetic [[[SCP-2526]]] - Autophantotrophic [[[SCP-2204]]] - Triple Threat: Intracommunal Men of Obscurity [[[SCP-2496]]] - A New Parallel Postulate [[[SCP-2122]]] - The Black Hole [[[Inside-Out]]] [[[cav-002 | Nucleation]]] [[[SCP-2156]]] - Red and Black [[[SCP-2357]]] - The Perfect SCP [[[That's The Joke]]] [[[SCP-2020]]] - Cliche, Right? [[[SCP-1041]]] - Multiple Pasts Disorder [[[SCP-1668]]] - Deliver Us From Knowledge [[[SCP-1422]]] - The Yellowstone Anomaly [[[SCP-1846]]] - Maize Angel [[[SCP-1141]]] - Entrepreneurial Spirit [[[SCP-1962]]] - Ancient Egyptian Superweapon [[[SCP-1306]]] - Potion of Summon Bird [[[SCP-1902]]] - Amnesiac Deity of the Wastes [[[SCP-1704]]] - Finished Business [[[Reservoir Skips]]] [[[SCP-1564]]] - Post-Nibbanic [[[SCP-824]]] - Active Weed Control [[[SCP-1868]]] - Speaks For Her [[[SCP-1606]]] - Memory Loss [[[In other news,]]] [[[SCP-1246]]] - Stone Spiral [[[SCP-5280-J]]] - Antiquated Measurement System [[[SCP-1626]]] - Drunkshirt [[[SCP-____-J]]] - Procrastinati [[[SCP-1646]]] - Vendetta [[[SCP-1248]]] - Personality Recorder [[[SCP-1268]]] - Mass Hysteria [[[SCP-984]]] - A Public Restroom [[[Scantron's Proposal]]] - The Foundation [[[Bees]]] [[[SCP-1448]]] - Legend Tripping [[[SCP-868]]] - Mnemonic Meme [[/<]] [[/collapsible]] ---- [[=]] [[collapsible show="+ Alphabetical by type" hide="- Alphabetical by type"]] [[/=]] [[<]] Mainlist: [[[Scantron's Proposal]]] [[[SCP-824]]] [[[SCP-868]]] [[[SCP-984]]] [[[SCP-1041]]] [[[SCP-1141]]] [[[SCP-1246]]] [[[SCP-1248]]] [[[SCP-1268]]] [[[SCP-1306]]] [[[SCP-1422]]] [[[SCP-1448]]] [[[SCP-1466]]] [[[SCP-1564]]] [[[SCP-1606]]] [[[SCP-1626]]] [[[SCP-1646]]] [[[SCP-1668]]] [[[SCP-1704]]] [[[SCP-1846]]] [[[SCP-1868]]] [[[SCP-1902]]] [[[SCP-1962]]] [[[SCP-2020]]] [[[SCP-2122]]] [[[SCP-2134]]] [[[SCP-2156]]] [[[SCP-2204]]] [[[SCP-2357]]] [[[SCP-2462]]] [[[SCP-2466]]] [[[SCP-2486]]] [[[SCP-2496]]] [[[SCP-2526]]] [[[SCP-2562]]] [[[SCP-2586]]] [[[SCP-2602|SCP-2602, which used to be a library]]] [[[SCP-2628]]] [[[SCP-2726]]] [[[SCP-2804]]] [[[SCP-2808]]] [[[SCP-2826]]] [[[SCP-2842]]] [[[SCP-2864 | Di Molte Voci]]] [[[SCP-2926]]] [[[SCP-3003]]] [[[SCP-3021]]] [[[SCP-3022]]] [[[SCP-3023]]] [[[SCP-3024]]] [[[SCP-3028]]] [[[SCP-3113]]] [[[SCP-3124]]] [[[SCP-3154]]] [[[SCP-3158]]] [[[SCP-3181]]] [[[SCP-3269]]] [[[SCP-3303]]] [[[SCP-3404]]] [[[SCP-3406]]] [[[SCP-3505]]] [[[SCP-3606]]] - collab with [[*user ashbelEro]] [[[SCP-3707]]] [[[SCP-3808]]] [[[SCP-3909]]] [[[SCP-4004]]] - collab with [[*user kinchtheknifeblade]] [[[SCP-4018]]] [[[SCP-4404]]] Jokes: [[[SCP-018-J]]] [[[SCP-103-J]]] [[[SCP-19316-J]]] [[[SCP-5280-J]]] [[[SCP-TLDR-J]]] [[[SCP-____-J]]] Tales: [[[Bees]]] [[[Confirmed Sightings]]] [[[In other news,]]] [[[Inside-Out]]] [[[Laughter]]] [[[Reality, Innocents]]] [[[Reservoir Skips]]] [[[Serving the Twin Cities Since 2021]]] [[[Shocking Ignorance Regarding Anything Resembling a Structured Set of Rules to be Applied Fairly]]] [[[That's The Joke]]] [[[The Assassination of Beleaguered Normalcy by the Coward Gamers Against Weed]]] [[[cav-002 | Nucleation]]] [[[the-reason-ulysses-doesn-t-start-with-warning-it-s-got-a-blo | The Reason Ulysses Doesn't Start With WARNING: IT'S GOT A BLOWJOB IN IT]]] Other: [[[quote-unquote-art-by-cww | "Art" by CWW]]] [[[Mr. Normie]]] [[[How To Get Good Feedback]]] [[[How to Become a Better Critic]]] [[[you-already-know-what-the-fuck-is-going-on | untitled essay]]] [[/<]] [[/collapsible]] ---- [[=]] [[collapsible show="+ Rewrites (unsorted)" hide="- Rewrites (unsorted)"]] [[/=]] [[<]] [[[SCP-3026]]] - Fashionable Neurovore, original by Starwarsbanana [[[SCP-660]]] - Earthen Womb, original by MelWong [[[SCP-1394]]] - Dream Syringe, original by MookVanguard [[[SCP-402]]] - Obsidian Absorber, original by Eberstrom, prior rewrite by QuantumApples [[[SCP-928]]] - The White King, original by Dave Rapp [[[SCP-625]]] - Anklebiters, original by Dr Kondraki [[[SCP-336]]] - "Lilith", original by Dr Kondraki (collab w/ [[*user Lumancer]]) [[[SCP-1347]]] - Box Full of Questions, original by desoldeben [[[SCP-148]]] - The "Telekill" Alloy, original by Lt Masipag [[[SCP-619]]] - Lucky Jeans, original by far2 [[[SCP-066]]] - Eric's Toy, original author unknown If any of this information looks wrong to you, don't hesitate to let me know! [[/<]] ---- [[/collapsible]] [[f>image securecommunismprotect.png width="200px"]] +++ The web site of Akumeoy My website, **[https://akumeoy.neocities.org World's Most Akumeoy in the World]**, has links to my other social media pages, extracurricular writing about the SCP Wiki, and up-to-date contact information. +++ Some notes * While Scranton Reality Anchors are named after me, I've had very little to do with their use on the wiki. I have no connection to the character of Robert Scranton. * I would love to see any fan content that's made of my work, either by you or by someone else. * I am not currently offering feedback on any creative projects. If you want me to //contribute// to a creative project, feel free to ask. * I am not a member of the SCP Wiki. I almost certainly won't see the comments you leave on my articles, and if I do, I can't respond here. * I have a few dozen newer articles that I've posted to [http://scpcommune.wikidot.com the SCP Commune]. 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