Dreamweavers

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##white|**Cousin_Clara**## #84826580 OP
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Hey forumites, it's that time of the lunar cycle again! Your good witch Clara is ready to hex for another good cause, and all she needs for fuel is your sweet, sweet dreams! The stranger the better. Send your psychic energy my way, via a textual anchor in this here thread!

For those of you who are new to this annual tradition, here's a few of the white magic targets we've hit in previous years on ClaraWatch:
* Rescuing a gaggle of astral projectors trapped an ocean away from their corporal forms;
* Resurrecting fellow forum member **##blue|thedeadlyflush##**;
* Affecting the outcome of the 2024 American presidential election (it's not your fault there was so much black magic arrayed against us!)
* and more!

Give me your dreams, people. GIVE ME YOUR DREAMS
[[/div]]

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##80d9a0|**BlearyBlinks [MODERATOR]**## #84826587
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Welcome back Clara! Hope the rash cleared up.

I had a dream that I was standing on a hill in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, looking down on a beaten asphalt road. Sylvester Stallone was standing on the road, and he was brandishing his shiny silver watch at me from a distance, and he was shouting. He was shouting, as though this were the explanation for something he had done, "It's got BUTTONS! It's got SIX-TEEN BUTTONS!"
I could not tell how many buttons it had. I was too far away.
[[/div]]



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##blue|**Nummy_Fuzzler**## #84826589
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The ground was cracking open at Disney world
Magma everywhere
Mickey did nothing while thousands burned
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##red|**pizzahut [MODERATOR]**## #84826591
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Great to see this tradition continue, Clara. Hope we don't let you down.
So, my first dream. I was in school. My mom came to pick me up but I'd left my backpack in the classroom so I had to sneak back into the building to get it. the lecture hall was now a computer science lab for a class called "How to get a summer job" that was taught by Larry David, the curb your enthusiasm guy. he was late and the TA told me to wait for him so we waited until he showed up, except he was wearing a mustache and obviously pretending to be a student named "Elmer Fudder"
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##yellow|**Arthur_Pendagon**## #84826592
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"Larry David, the curb your enthusiasm guy"
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##red|**pizzahut [MODERATOR]**## #84826593
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willing to bet most people here have never actually watched seinfield
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##AA8ED6|**pandorum**## #84826594
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I don't remember it in much detail but I had a dream I was on Survivor on an island with velociraptors and one night while we were walking to Tribal Council we saw an explosion in the sky and it turned out the moon had gotten nuked and we sorta just stayed on the beach until debris started falling and we had to find shelter
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##lightgreen|**GreenBoatAnglerEater**## #84826603
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For the first part of the dream, I was a detective investigating a house. It was a very strange house, situated right on the cliffs of a headland. It had only two storeys: ground level, which has four rooms, and the basement. The basement was an open-air platform with stairs leading to the house proper. 

I was with a group of other detectives, we were investigating the house as a possible crime scene. It was pretty calm, and we were finding the usual pieces of evidence; hair, fingerprints, the like. Then some glass breaks. And some metal thuds. I hear people fall to the floor. I rush to the other room to find all of the other detectives lying on the floor, dead. One has a bullet wound in his head, another had their head smashed against the bathroom mirror, etc. etc. There was a guy standing in the room in a dark coat. I knew instantly, in that dreamlike way of knowing, that this guy was an assassin. He stared at me, and sighed.

"It's such a shame, that we have to be so violent, isn't it?"

I nodded.

"So many peaceful options, yet we go around killing those who oppose us. Those who we can't save."

I nodded again. We had more of a conversation, but my brain kind of skipped it. We were parting ways; I assumed his work was done. He'd left the house, and I'd gone downstairs to look at the platform below. Then something clicks. Why would he leave me alive? Suddenly my perspective cuts to the assassin, who's holding a glass grenade filled with some type of gas. He throws it down to the platform. It's a fantastically colourful gas, and it billows out all around me. Or the person who was me. It's now Willem Dafoe. Dafoe holds his breath, searching for a way out of the gas. No dice.

Then, out of fucking nowhere, this giant jellyfish arrives. It picks Dafoe up, and brings him inside itself. He's lifted away, out of the gas, and into the sky. He smiles, waves to the assassin, and laughs. He survived! 

Smash cut. Willem Dafoe lying on the platform, his face all grey, and dessicated. Lips cracked. 

I wake up.
[[/div]]

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##yellow|**TanJela**## #84826604
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Like how it took you three hours to process and type the dream up
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##lightgreen|**GreenBoatAnglerEater**## #84826605
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i had to attend to matters
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##purple|**MetEarthShesFlat**## #84826606
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Had a dream where text flashed across my vision saying BEWARE THE COW and a picture of the cow from the Far Side cow tools comic was in the top right corner of my vision, alongside coordinates of the real time location of the COW
[[/div]]


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##1C73DE|**BrodiacChiller**## #84826608
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Had a dream last night where darth vader was killing my family with the dark saber
Was pretty badass
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##blue|**Nummy_Fuzzler**## #84826610
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##1C73DE|BrodiacChiller## had a dresm i met your ubcle
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##1C73DE|**BrodiacChiller**## #84826611
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ask him for my leaf blower back
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##blue|**Nummy_Fuzzler**## #84826612
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the dream is over
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##1C73DE|**BrodiacChiller**## #84826613
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still need it back
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##yellow|**Arthur_Pendagon**## #84826614
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I’ve had the same dream three nights in a row where someone asks me to sniff a cloth
I wake up the moment I inhale
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##lightgreen|**GreenBoatAnglerEater**## #84826615
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Anti chloroform
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##80d9a0|**BlearyBlinks [MODERATOR]**## #84826616
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I was doing my laundry. I was dropping the laundry into a swirling pool of water, surrounded by railings. The railings were separating the laundry pool from a checkpoint leading into a subway station. People were walking into the subway station while I tried to dump my laundry into the pool. I had too much laundry, so it was spilling over the top of the pool, and getting through the gaps in the railings. People were stepping on my laundry. Some of it was falling to one side, where there was a slot in the wall, and a conveyor belt. Some of my laundry was getting carried away by the conveyor belt. I leaned over the railing to try to get it back, but I could see my favourite shirt and one of my good pairs of track pants getting carried away, and also a pair of underwear with Pink Floyd album art which I really liked. I kept leaning, but I was starting to fell over the railing and onto the belt as the pool started churning behind me and the people kept coming, and then I woke up.
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##80d9a0|**BlearyBlinks [MODERATOR]**## #84826617
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It's a really good shirt, nice texture and it has the Golden Age Flash on it, very good shirt
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##80d9a0|**BlearyBlinks [MODERATOR]**## #84826618
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Got more than one pair of Pink Floyd underwear
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##blue|**Nummy_Fuzzler**## #84826619
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yeah he's sundowning
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##1C73DE|**BrodiacChiller**## #84826620
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I’ve been having the recurring nightmare where I’m in my basement at home sitting with of few of my family and friends. They aren’t actually my family or friends just random people but I know they’re my family or friends somehow. Eventually, someone goes “Who wants to play White Rabbit” and they load up a Gameboy game on the television. One by one, every person goes upstairs and doesn’t come back down. Eventually, the television says it’s my turn and I’m forced upstairs to my dark kitchen where I have to kill the person who went up before me. Im pretty sure it was Boyle from Brooklyn 99. I’m bashing Boyle’s head into the marble island in my kitchen like Billy Butcher did in that one scene in the Boys with Mesmer. I wake up after I kill someone every time with my heart pounding. 
[[/div]]

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##C991FA|**Quoth_The_Raven**## #84826621
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Bestie what the fuck
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##1C73DE|**BrodiacChiller**## #84826622
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I don’t know. It’s the worst nightmare I’ve had in a while too it’s so distressing, especially because dream me remembers all the other times I played white rabbit. I’m worried that I’m going to have a dream and one of the background characters is going to ask me to play white rabbit
Like I have no control. Someone literally says let’s play white rabbit and I’m stuck
[[/div]]



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##lightgreen|**GreenBoatAnglerEater**## #84826623
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Had a dream that someone I know bought an ostrich and brought it in my house. It was wrapped in plastic and immediately saw me as prey. I ran screaming away and went to my room and the ostrich chased me. I remember waiting for a half hour and looking under the door and they were a little ostrich feet right outside the door waiting for me. Then I noticed there was a window in the door, I looked  through it and there was the ostrich still. I tried to make a lot of noise and scare it away, but after I finished clapping and yelling, it just smiled at me. It was really creepy to see a bird's beak smile.
[[/div]]



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##yellow|**antaresiarch**## #84826624
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dreamt I was on this road trip last night
went to some kind of park where you could fish in a giant swimming pool
the fish were fucked though
there's no moral to this
[[/div]]




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##1C73DE|**BrodiacChiller**## #84826625
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Just woke up from White Rabbit again
I killed iCarly this time
Good night
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##pink|**syuzhet**## #84826626
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i had a dream that i was with a friend group (4) and we were out eating toast on a beach. each piece of toast had two “scary” sides, a “meh” side, and a “good” side. i kept fucking up and eating the toast on the scary side so when bad things happened later everyone started blaming me. later i tried testing what exactly made the scary side so scary and the government kidnapped me….
[[/div]]



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##1C73DE|**BrodiacChiller**## #84826627
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Had the whit rabbit dream again last night
I don’t know who I killed but I think it was a large monster of some sort
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##1C73DE|**BrodiacChiller**## #84826628
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Maybe Sully from monsters inc
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##1C73DE|**BrodiacChiller**## #84826629
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It was probably Sully
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##brown|**judgeroybean**## #84826630
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I dreamed Tony Soprano invited me to this indoor zoo enclosure he owned. It was like someones house was converted into a zoo. He started talking to me about how he didn’t appreciate me talking about him in “that discord server of yours” and showed me all these fucked up animals. You had to ski to get between each room, and there was a narrow path with bushes on each side. There was a giant lake in a room, filled with these fish things that walked aroind on two feet and these hippos that extended their legs upward. I was terrified of them, and he knew it. He told me there was a final room to look at, and took me to the back, where there was a huge hot tub. Inside was this giant platypus, and Tony says “we’re not chilling with him”. He turns me around and where the door was is another hot tub, this time occupied by a giant leopard. He pushes me in and I woke up.
[[/div]]



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##80d9a0|**BlearyBlinks [MODERATOR]**## #84826631
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Yesterday morning I had a dream about waking up, checking my phone, getting out of bed, putting on all my clothes, and leaving my bedroom
The moment I was out the door I immediately woke up
And had to do all that shit again having just done it
[[/div]]

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##red|**pizzahut [MODERATOR]**## #84826632
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i hate when that happens
now wake up
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##80d9a0|**BlearyBlinks [MODERATOR]**## #84826633
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I had another Sylvester Stallone dream

He had apparently unloaded several human beings' worth of blood and shit out of himself all over the bed and the floor, an absolutely absurd amount of beef stew substance soaking everything everywhere. The trainer was gone. The door to the penthouse balcony was open.

The voiceover informed me that this accident was a terrific embarrassment for Rocky - implying that this was a career setback, not, you know, the thing that happened at the moment of his violent death - and that his trainer had been so grossed out he'd jumped off the balcony and died.

I have never seen a Rocky movie, so this could be just a normal scene from like Rocky IV: The Quest for Peace or some shit idk 
[[/div]]

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##80d9a0|**BlearyBlinks [MODERATOR]**## #84826634
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I'm pretty sure this happened because my friend is having a colonoscopy today and was taking purgatives last night and was therefore afraid to go to bed, and because Sylvester Stallone is haunting me
[[/div]]

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##blue|**Nummy_Fuzzler**## #84826635
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i feel like there’s a metaphor for your love life in here
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply2"]]
##80d9a0|**BlearyBlinks [MODERATOR]**## #84826636
----
:(
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost"]]
##AA8ED6|**pandorum**## #84826637
----
my dream consisted entirely of a series of Indian nationalist meme videos 
I have never watched an Indian nationalist meme video so I don't know where I got this idea
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##5DADEC|**writhinggrubontheground**## #84826638
----
were they anti chinese or anti pakistani indian nationalist videos
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply2"]]
##AA8ED6|**pandorum**## #84826639
----
neither. they all consisted of a voice saying "[fictional character or random object] IS INDIAN!!" accompanying a clip or still image of said character or object followed by my dream-brain's conception of lively Indian music
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost"]]
##yellow|**antaresiarch**## #84826640
----
dreamt my university put me in electives I did not apply for. examples include: 
- the Fun of Growing Mushrooms
- the Art of Farming Weeds
- fish 
sadly I woke up before I could attend any of these classes
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##80d9a0|**BlearyBlinks [MODERATOR]**## #84826641
----
FISH CLASS
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply2"]]
##lightgreen|**GreenBoatAnglerEater**## #84826642
----
The pass mark is a C
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##magenta|**Belliphant**## #84826643
----
I had a dream where a friend and I were sitting and discussing doctrine but David Lynch was also there, smoking and drinking coffee and halfway through an argument about the necessity of priestly intervention he told us to shut the fuck up and look so we did and whatever we saw made me wake up instantly.
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##green|**rallying_stone**## #84826644
----
that was actually david lynch 
like that was his actual spirit
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply2"]]
##magenta|**Belliphant**## #84826645
----
He's in my dreams a lot.
Usually like this
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##0e14b3|**benthosapien**## #84826646
----
dreamt ##pink|syuzhet## blew up an airport
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##C991FA|**Quoth_The_Raven**## #84826647
----
watched a video of someone skateboarding completely naked saying "I'm not a poser I don't wear fucking Thrasher" 
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##lightgreen|**GreenBoatAnglerEater**## #84826648
----
Had a dream I saw a tarantula fighting a crab 👍
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##blue|**Nummy_Fuzzler**## #84826649
----
this happens in king kong
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##yellow|**antaresiarch**## #84826650
----
met obama in my dream last night
president obama
and also his son, the crown prince obama
and also a third obama of significant rank and status that i can no longer recall
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##yellow|**Drjoybringer**## #84826651
----
Michelle
[[/div]]


[[div class="parapost"]]
##1C73DE|**BrodiacChiller**## #84826652
----
Woke up from the white rabbit dream again
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##AA8ED6|**pandorum**## #84826653
----
who was it this time
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply2"]]
##1C73DE|**BrodiacChiller**## #84826654
----
gizmo from gremlins but specifically gremlins 2
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##blue|**Nummy_Fuzzler**## #84826655
------
had a dream i was in a soft ball tournament hosted by the parawatch forums and our team was apparently so fucking good that other teams were complaining because we crushed. some guy named harry blank was on the team. at the hotel he didn't even bother getting a regular room, this motherfucker checked out the hot tub. he was posted up in the hot tub 24/7, wrinkled as fuck, and watched whatever was on the pool tv. i asked him to get out so other ppl could use it but he yelled at me and said he was "pruning". 

the game was held in this super big arena and eventually it was my turn to bat. and i hit the ball so hard it just disappeared. no home run, it phased out of reality. this was apparently enough to punish us according to some guy who was making the rules, and so i was screaming at his ass. 

we were down and so close to being disqualified when motherfucking harry blank shows up (in swim trunks), who was so wrinkled and dried out that this dude cracked when he moved. he told me that he was going to win me "any fish i wanted", but them he collapsed on the field due to being overheated and had to be carried out on a stretcher. 
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##1C73DE|**BrodiacChiller**## #84826656
------
 >Team’s going to the big game
 >Time to start my pregame ritual
 >Rent out the hot tub
 >Gotta prune
 >Brainlet teammate keeps telling me I’m hogging the hot tub and other people have to use it
 >Tell him Im pruning
 >Fucker just walks off
if I don’t prune we’ll lose
[[/div]]




[[div class="parapost"]]
##purple|**MetEarthShesFlat**## #84826658
----
I dreamt Tony Soprano and company and the Cartel from breaking bad were hanging out at Tony’s house when they are attacked by a bunch of people with machetes. There was a long fight sequence, culminating in a blood-drenched Tony punching through someone’s chest Mortal Kombat style.
[[/div]]





[[div class="parapost"]]
##blue|**Nummy_Fuzzler**## #84826659
----
lady said anakin skywalker only gets redeemed because he’s white
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##lightgreen|**GreenBoatAnglerEater**## #84826660
----
Drove a car across the United States and got in a lot of trouble. Stole a bicycle and rode that downhill. Crashed and the bike flew off. it hit someone in the head and killed them so I got the electric chair 
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##yellow|**antaresiarch**## #84826661
----
fought in a WW2 battle somewhere in what felt like a french town, potshotted enemies from across the map using bolt action rifles
should also mention that both enemy and ally were comprised of animal-crossing guys
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##80d9a0|**BlearyBlinks [MODERATOR]**## #84826662
----

 >WW2 battle
 >the map
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##magenta|**Belliphant**## #84826758
----
dreamt i was on fire and someone walked up to me and said 'oh no, let me help you with that' and then proceeded to dump a bucket of more fire on me, like just a bucket of fire and then stood there clearly irritated i didn't thank him for the additional fire. then i woke up.
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##80d9a0|**BlearyBlinks [MODERATOR]**## #84826663
----
I was at the doctor's office for mental health stuff
She took one look at me and said "Wow, you're fat."
I agreed.
She didn't let it go and kept obsessing over how fat I was. She had an assistant go out and get some McDonald's food; fries and nuggets and a Big Mac. They also got what they considered to be a much healthier hamburger. They lit it all on fire but it was a really slow burning fire which caused the food to break down structurally so you could see how much of it was filler. The Big Mac was more filler than meat. I spent the whole time thinking that as soon as they let me go I was gonna get some McDonald's.
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##lightgreen|**GreenBoatAnglerEater**## #84826664
----
jesus christ
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##purple|**ThreeTheVon**## #84826665
----
Dream started in a parking lot in pure darkness. Me and a couple others start biking home for some reason, and I hear the ice cream truck in the distant, though the music stops as we pass the road it's on even though I can still see it in the distance. We keep biking to my street anywho, and despite everything else being pure nighttime the street is super bright as if daytime. For some reason I remember thinking "did dad leave his light on?" as if he has a light that powerful.

Now we're walking down the street (I don't know where our bikes went) and suddenly I see shrapnel-like rocks falling from above and start running, telling everyone to get inside while I run inside my house and curl up beside a cabinet or something before being flicked on the forehead by my dad who says "see, you'd have died" and I'm just like ???

Anyways I go back outside and apparently the entire street was in on some prank set up by Mr. Beast
[[/div]]





[[div class="parapost"]]
##lightgreen|**GreenBoatAnglerEater**## #84826666
----
I had a dream that a bunch of people delivered presents for me and a pal. My friend opened his first and the first was a shirt the size of a sofa. We made him put it on and forced him to dance (crowded round him saying "give us a wiggle"). I don't know if I can look him in the eye in real life anymore.
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##FF3366|**stormbreath**## #84826667
----
i'm imagining the guy wiggling but the shirt is so big you can't see him moving at all and it doesn't look any different than if he was standing still
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply2"]]
##lightgreen|**GreenBoatAnglerEater**## #84826668
----
Yeah that's why we were giving him such shit lmao
Like genuinely he was wigglin and we weren't satisfied
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##blue|**Nummy_Fuzzler**## #84826669
----
got stuck in a water slide
i got out tho
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##80d9a0|**BlearyBlinks [MODERATOR]**## #84826670
----
I dreamed that the casting director for an animated series I was working on had secured a variety of wildly inappropriate Hollywood actors to voice the characters
The one that stood out to me the most was Dolly Parton's mother (?) whose name was apparently "Fancy People" (?!)
[[/div]]




[[div class="parapost"]]
##yellow|**Arthur_Pendagon**## #84826671
----
I had a dream last night that I used a q-tip in my ear and pulled out a wax duplicate of my ear
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##blue|**Nummy_Fuzzler**## #84826672
------
pedro from napoleon dynamite shot bigfoot's kid. the little fucker ran into our van and kept banging his head on the window. pedro rolled down the window and blasted this thing in the face. when we got out of the car to check on him i asked if he’d spare me a cut if we got out of here alive, he agreed. in the distance, father bigfoot was charging towards us. we all took aim.
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##pink|**syuzhet**## #84826673
------
you are a monster
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##1C73DE|**BrodiacChiller**## 84826674
----
I had a dream the other night I cheated on my girlfriend so I could get this outfit for this life sized Phillie Phanatic figurine I apparently owned. The girl was the only person I knew who had access to the costume and I really wanted it 
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##80d9a0|**BlearyBlinks [MODERATOR]**## #84826678
----
So you just went for it huh
No regrets
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply3"]]
##1C73DE|**BrodiacChiller**## #84826677
----
It was a cool costume
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##80d9a0|**BlearyBlinks [MODERATOR]**## #84826678
----
I dream I'm at a university, nonspecific, standing outside a classroom, waiting for something. Elsewhere in the scene I can see one of my best friends, who I haven't spoken to for several years. Shaking like the words are being forced out of her she says, and I quote verbatim:

> I just want to live a normal life without you. You suck at culture. You're a two o'clock asshole who wanders away from a meeting.
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##C991FA|**Quoth_The_Raven**## #84826680
----
She was a 2 o'clock asshole and a  6 o'clock sweetheart -- a fiend for leisure with 9-to-5 withdrawal symptoms. To her, a detective tracking mud into her office was a welcome diversion.
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##FF3366|**stormbreath**## #84826681
----
We were on a video call with ##red|pizzahut [MODERATOR]## and his cat showed up and we all like "Hi cat!! Hi Mushu!!!" And then ##red|pizzahut [MODERATOR]##’s mom entered and called him (Mushu) 'Randy' 
I watched ##red|pizzahut [MODERATOR]##'s cat get deadnamed
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##white|**Cousin_Clara**## 84826682
------
Yes yes yes, this is the good shit! I can feel my chakra or whatever blowing out
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##C991FA|**Quoth_The_Raven**## #84826683
----
I saw an award-winning animated short film called "Worm" about cycles of abuse. A handful of kids wandering through a forest find a weird worm-like creature, and start messing with it to see what it'd do. They keep poking it and slapping it around, but the worm is too slow/weak to fight back. One kid becomes more and more apprehensive about this, but he alone can't stop the group so he doesn't do much.

Eventually, they bring the worm over to a tortoise. They keep prodding at the worm, gleefully watching it take a bite out of the tortoise's leg. A camel spider that's nearby sees that the tortoise doesn't fight back and also takes a bite out of the tortoise. The tortoise, finally fed up, slowly reaches it's neck out and bites the worm.

The film cuts to the future. The kids are gone, but the entire forest has become a hellscape. Every animal is constantly attacking each other. In this environment, every animal has evolved into giant spiked worms. 

drawing not to scale. The original worm should be smaller and the giant violent worms should be much larger

[[=image https://smlt.wdfiles.com/local--files/collab:stuffeth/crowworm.png]]
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##blue|**Nummy_Fuzzler**## #84826685
----
I’m fucked up about Worm
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##blue|**Nummy_Fuzzler**## #84826687
------
just woke up from a nap. had a dream about a dogman show on history channel involving a little girl who encountered the virgin mary, who transformed into a dogman to scare her into “giving up her lifeforce”. 
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##lightgreen|**GreenBoatAnglerEater**## #84826689
------
Boring also stupid
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##blue|**Nummy_Fuzzler**## #84826690
------
tom waits was in a pokemon game too
##lightgreen|**GreenBoatAnglerEater**## hey come back tom waits was in a pokemon game
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##yellow|**antaresiarch**## #84826691
----
magic was discovered decades ago but only polish people could use it
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##AA8ED6|**pandorum**## #84826692
----
Had a dream that I
had a newborn baby
was on a plane with said baby
was sleeping in the "dungeon" of the plane but the baby was not
[[/div]]




[[div class="parapost"]]
##yellow|**Arthur_Pendagon**## #84826693
----
Woke up in a cold sweat last night. The most drenched I have ever been from a bad sleep. All I remember from the dream is weird al saying he was disappointed in me
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##red|**pizzahut [MODERATOR]**## #84826694
----
My doctor put me on a new adhd medication except the pill was 3 inches in diameter so i had to take bites out of it.  and once you ate it it lasted for a week
[[/div]]




[[div class="parapost"]]
##magenta|**Belliphant**## #84826695
----
Dreamed that I was spy but I wasn't very good at it, but the other spies were nice and just sort of tried to encourage me to keep trying while they kept doing their spy stuff correctly.

I woke up kind of pissed off.
[[/div]]





[[div class="parapost"]]
##purple|**MetEarthShesFlat**## #84826696
----
The grocery store had a “shadow man” who lived inside the produce display and would boil your vegetables if you knocked on the side of the display and asked
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##1C73DE|**BrodiacChiller**## #84826699
----
The Earth was getting invaded by hostile bug aliens again (I didn’t have a dream about the first invasion but I knew this wasn’t the first time). I go into Comedian Joey Diaz’s apartment to warn him about the invasion and his response is “They’re gonna eat the fucking children first. Let me watch my goddamn American idol.” I woke up after that.
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##80d9a0|**BlearyBlinks [MODERATOR]**## #84826701
----
LMAO
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##blue|**Nummy_Fuzzler**## #84826702
----
Satan is a giant orangutaun who lives in a temple with other scary ass monkeys and you can run into them while hiking
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##AA8ED6|**pandorum**## #84826703
----
This thread is supposed to be dreams, nummy
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##lightgreen|**GreenBoatAnglerEater**## #84826706
----
I woke surrounded
The dreams I've had this weekend could crumble great halls, they could dry the rivers
The dreams I've had this weekend have been waking, fitful, pitiful hopes
Where a single sentence offers poison-wicked rope, where the flame dies and lights with each gust
As I stood, back to brick and hand to book, furtive glancing at each doorway
Where I sat face to face, across the pool from heaven, and watched as Peter marked the diver
A handful of smoking muscle, fibres brought to bear the brunt,
To carry the dream I knew was was rotting, as it took on different forms
The dream I had this weekend tied itself a helpful loop,
To dive back to life, to rote, to course
Watch no more
[[/div]]





[[div class="parapost"]]
##FF3366|**stormbreath**## #84826707
----
My friends and I were in a dead mall in Pennsylvania and we discovered a stuffed bear in a glass display case in a far corner of the mall. As we read the placard we discovered that Ted (from the movie/tv show) was real but he lived in China in the 1970s and was a loyal member of the Communist Party. When he died they displayed his corpse in state like Mao, but he had somehow become unpopular in the years since his death so they shipped him off to Pennsylvania as part of a bizarre cultural exchange program
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##80d9a0|**BlearyBlinks [MODERATOR]**## #84826709
----
I was petting a big swan that had coloured decorations on its back that looked like cake icing and cycled through colour schemes like Christmas lights
It told me to go get its Disney FastPass out of its snow suit in the closet
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##yellow|**Arthur_Pendagon**## #84826711
----
I hear that’s what you see right before you die
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##green|**rallying_stone**## #84826713
----
i can't remember the exact details but i remember the majority of the dream consisted of me doing vaguely shitty things to all of my friends that ended up adding to an actual catastrophe that was monumentally shitty towards them all. all throughout doing this up until the very end i believed that they l deserved it because brian griffin from family guy (i've never seen a single episode of family guy) kept walking around me, laughing, and saying shit like "yeah serves them right"
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##magenta|**Belliphant**## #84826715
----
Something in my fridge mutated into nails but they were also bugs and i knew i couldn't kill them because it wasn't their fault they existed, it was mine, and i was afraid.
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##yellow|**Arthur_Pendagon**## ##84826716
----
I had the dream again where weird al was disappointed in me
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##5DADEC|**writhinggrubontheground**## ##84826717
----
Someone opened up a small animal petting zoo/911 memorial museum with incredibly poorly constructed enclosures so the animals kept getting out and destroying the memorials parts. One of the animals was a munchlax who was super lethargic and i was incredibly worried about it so I talked to one of the keepers who said something like "Oh that's just how he is don't worry." This did not reassure me at all and in fact madr me feel worse. Then suddenly the animals started dying all at once. I panicked and ran to talk to the keeper again who for some reason was also a vampire now? Anyway I woke up after that.
I also remember there was a talking parrot who sang for me and then bit a kid
[[/div]]







[[div class="parapost"]]
##ffd5d5|**ProudYorkshiremanJaneAusten**## #84826718
----
There was a police investigation into the Muppets and Sesame Street. During the investigation, someone being interviewed by the police offhandedly revealed that, for some reason, a sexual predator had been employed on Sesame Street since the show started to play a vacuum cleaner stuck in a tree. They put this person in a full-body costume early in the morning, before filming started, and then made them sit at the top of the tree for the entire day, only letting them down after everybody had left the building. The utter insanity of this being a thing Sesame Street have done for over 50 years made me wake up before anyone could explain why they did this.
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##magenta|**Belliphant**## #84826719
----
You got ##yellow|Arthur_Pendagon##'s dream by mistake
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##ffd5d5|**ProudYorkshiremanJaneAusten**## #84826720
----
Other thing I've just remembered about this dream. The crew member who told the police about the sexual predator in the tree also told them that he was hired because of Elmo's influence with the producers. When the police brought this up during their interview of Elmo, he froze and then said "Elmo doesn't want to talk to you pigs any more."
[[/div]]




[[div class="parapost"]]
##yellow|**antaresiarch**## #84826721
----
I had a brain in my closet on the floor for some reason, no jar or anything. floor brain. gray lumpy thing that barely fit in my hands. started molding it like plasticine and yelled out "behold, the anatolian"
[[/div]]




[[div class="parapost"]]
##red|**pizzahut [MODERATOR]**## #84826723
----
Had a dream where I was in Marvel comics and got access to an elevator in the basement of a hospital that let me travel to different timelines, each of which had a different hero get access to multiversal technology first. There were six buttons in the elevator, the default timeline, Deadpool, Wolverine, Spiderman, The Thing, and Harry Blank (whoever that is). All the other timelines were more or less normal but the Harry Blank timeline was an apocalyptic zombie dystopia where everyone was going insane and murdering each other for some reason and I kept going in and trying to get people out but at one point I asked someone for a better weapon than a cane and they gave me a slightly larger cane to beat up the Harry Blank clones with
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##80d9a0|**BlearyBlinks [MODERATOR]**## #84826725
----
again with the harry blank
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##yellow|**Arthur_Pendagon**## #84826726
----
this had me burst out laughing in front of my family
good work pepperoni man
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##red|**pizzahut [MODERATOR]**## #84826728
----
The buttons had the icons on them so it was the thing’s face right above Harry
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##red|**pizzahut [MODERATOR]**## #84826729
----
He had no powers of note
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##green|**rallying_stone**## #84826730
----
I was a journalist who was, for some reason, interviewing Joe Biden. me and my coworker went to his family house to conduct the interview. turns out he has 16 kids. all of them are named after variations on the name Joe; so there's Aoe Biden, Boe Biden, Coe Biden, Doe Biden etc. all of them look like a small Joe. for some reason, Death (the actual entity) hangs around the Biden estate (but is never let inside) and it kind of just fucks with them all by making pranks through the window.
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##yellow|**antaresiarch**## #84826732
----
Area of effect Biden
Age of empires Biden
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##blue|**Nummy_Fuzzler**## #84826734
------
had a dream about a song called gomster, written by a guy who called himself Deep the Backlog. i will attempt to replicate his introduction in the music video’s description as best I can. 

> What up. its Deep the Backlog. i was kind of scared to type that at first but it flows naturally now. keep on fucking in the free world. Here’s a picture of me making it big. [link to him eating a sandwich in a park. he’s a 4 foot tall dude wearing a bowling shirt.]

thats it
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##5DADEC|**writhinggrubontheground**## #84826736
----
I dreamed I was driving underwater and someone who I was sure was ##pink|syuzhet## was in the backseat trying to tell me how to drive underwater. I got frustrated and told her that if she was so good at it she could drive herself so I opened the door and all the water got in which melted her.
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##pink|**syuzhet**## #84826738
------
just had a dream they were using an ocean parasite (kinda looked like a face hugger) to regenerate the nerves in your throat and they decapitated me and implanted the parasite in there and it improved my throat functionality by like 1%, so you know, maybe not that worth it...
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##pink|**syuzhet**## #84826739
------
also they were doing these surgeries on international waters and shooting patrol boats trying to get near them
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply2"]]
##purple|**ThreeTheVon**## #84826740
----
i dunno that seems pretty worth it
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##80d9a0|**BlearyBlinks [MODERATOR]**## #84826741
----
I didn't have any ocean dreams
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##green|**rallying_stone**## #84826742
----
Had a dream that I had a dream (writing this fucking post about the second dream inside the first dream was part of the plot of the first dream, what the fuck) that this Harry Blank guy, in addition to growing out his hair, had started growing out his beard. When asked why he was doing that, he said he was "Sarumanmaxxing" and refused to elaborate further
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##red|**pizzahut [MODERATOR]**## #84826743
----
genuinely who is this guy
[[/div]]



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##yellow|**Arthur_Pendagon**## #84826744
----
Had a dream I was watching the new dr who and they explained going beyond the regeneration limit by saying he didn’t regenerate into the latest form, he refrigerated into it
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##1C73DE|**BrodiacChiller**## #84826745
----
Had my first Watch dream. 

Premise: Harry Blank (seriously concerned that this dude keeps showing up) woke up one day as an African American man who looked oddly like if Albert Einstein was also African America (big white hair and the stache). The article, titled Harry Black, followed Harry Blank also waking up as an African American man and “getting it.” The article bounced back and forth between scenes of Harry Blank jkrowling-ing his coworkers’ races in real life and then writing a clinical explanation of what’s going on. The header image was just a picture of random people hugging and the caption was empty. 

The dream had me seeing through the eyes of Black Harry but also being myself in some weird reverse Get Out style situation. It was fine until the dream slowly started getting more vivid as I was waking up and I remember feeling immense dread that I was stuck in Harry’s head and how dark it was in there before I managed to make myself punch through this pink, spongy wall really hard and I woke up.

Harry Blank you invaded my mind temple
[[/div]]

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##yellow|**Drjoybringer**## #84826746
----
holy shit
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##yellow|**Arthur_Pendagon**## #84826747
----
Sounds more like you invaded his
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##red|**pizzahut [MODERATOR]**## #84826748
----
considering banning harry blank dreams. I don't think we should be attracting this thing's attention
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##yellow|**antaresiarch**## #84826722
----
morpheus has instructed me to invade canada
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##41905d|**ArawatchPhish**## #84826749
----
Not even sure where to begin with this one

Im in a train station that’s been converted into a shopping center. There’s a sealed off area where we’re doing some kind of game show? The rules and way it works seems to change consistently. At one point fishish is there and i have to figure out how to treat him after he ingests heavy metals. He somehow heals himself. Our opponents discuss making a penis triangle. I seem to blink and now there are significantly more people, and it’s transferred to more of a Survivor style game. Everyone is dancing for some challenge. manage to get in with a group last second by hovering. I wake up after the next “night” to find one of them dead and buried, and go over to my own grave. I explore and find an undug grave marked “the Van Helsing team”. I decide to join it if anything else goes wrong. I die the next night. I’m flying around as a ghost/plane constructed from popsicle sticks with a minecraft characters head (this is how all the ghosts look). I eventually figure out how to revive, and get dinner with a woman whose face I can’t discern just outside of the arena. I open my bag to reveal some sort of intergalactic hitler creature; it is a biscuit. I have eaten the other biscuits in the pack, and threaten to eat the Hitler if it does not change its ways. Moments later purple gas is dropped on us, and I come to the realisation that the real Rak is dead, and I’ve been living out these games for centuries as a disembodied head. I wake up
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##41905d|**ArawatchPhish**## #84826750
----
I think I received some sort of divine message
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##ffd5d5|**ProudYorkshiremanJaneAusten**## #84826752
----
One of the greatest unanswered philosophical questions of the 21st Century: do all biscuits possess the potential to become intergalactic Hitler?
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##blue|**Nummy_Fuzzler**## #84826753
------
had a NIGHTMARE
went to check wikipedia and it was replaced with a banner that said

“For 20 years, Wikipedia has been the most important resource on the internet. And in 60 days, you’re not getting it anymore.” 
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##blue|**Nummy_Fuzzler**## #84826754
------
led to a page that explained that costs were too high and that we had our chance
i was actually thinking about killing myself
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply2"]]
##yellow|**Arthur_Pendagon**## #84826755
------
Banner donation requests have failed Wikipedia is now going straight for the subconscious
[[/div]]






[[div class="parapost"]]
##magenta|**Belliphant**## #84826756
----
i had a dream someone stole the upper floors of my house and we waited for them to come back for the second half but they were stupid and had knives and we had guns so they gave us the knives and left and apologized to bring back the top floors.
[[/div]]




[[div class="parapost"]]
##AA8ED6|**pandorum**## #84826759
----
I had to go on a quest across the Eastern Seaboard in order to get my estradiol prescription. When I finally got it, it was a dark liquid that tasted like licorice, and I couldn't inject it because the syringe wouldn't work.
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##red|**pizzahut [MODERATOR]**## #84826760
----
She got the fucking bloodborne estrogen
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##blue|**Nummy_Fuzzler**## #84826760
------
had a dream mark hamill and i were chilling outside of a k-mart attached to a mall. i was figuring out a way to break it to him that i wasn’t going to fight in ukraine (he was campaigning for this) when someone ran the “doorbell” on the other side of the mall. i ran around to go check it out and there was a massive fucking gorilla that chased us into the building. had to put the place on lockdown. terrifying
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##lightgreen|**GreenBoatAnglerEater**## #84826761
----
Dreamt I was in an ice cream parlour
The person behind the till and one of the servers were flirting and I didn't want to interrupt
Behind the til had like. Goth drag makeup and was that sort of person who calls themselves Mean and thinks its hot
So I was gonna leave and they were like "not gonna order?"
I said "oh you guys had such blistering chemistry I didn't want to get in the way"
And instead of actually responding to me goth person just stared at me and called me "Knuckle Nick"
Which kind of hurt me and I started waking up so I didn't get to act on my first instinct
Which would have been to start doing an ape impression
Walk w my knuckles
To freak them out
Anyway I woke up too quickly and now I'm thinking that a solid standup routine could be built around how different apes would do comedy
Like how gibbons would act on stage Vs gorillas or ay-ays
[[/div]]


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##yellow|**Arthur_Pendagon**## #84826762
----
greenboat multiplied
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##lightgreen|**GreenBoatAnglerEater**## #84826763
----
🙂
[[/div]]


[[div class="parapost"]]
##magenta|**Belliphant**## #84826764
----
Had another David Lynch dream but he was just there at a concert my niece's symphony was holding, although it was in the Rialto and the venue was a lot smaller than it was in real life. He said 'look how beautiful the curtains are' but there were no curtains and when I turned my head he was gone.

David Lynch showing up in my dreams is now just boilerplate, I think?
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##yellow|**Arthur_Pendagon**## #84826765
----
You are being visited and shown gods true face
Listen to his warning in the next dream
You may save us all
[[/div]]



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##blue|**Nummy_Fuzzler**## #84826766
------
had a dream a girl from high school removed “excess grey matter” from my brain via trepanning
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##41905d|**ArawatchPhish**## #84826767
------
Did it help
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply2"]]
##blue|**Nummy_Fuzzler**## #84826768
------
I kept repeating that I didn’t feel any different
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##red|**pizzahut [MODERATOR]**## #84826769
----
dreamt i was trying to make a cake for someone and it was just a dry clump of random ingredients and i kept asking people what the secret ingredient is to making something become a cake and they kept saying ‘pneumonia’ which made me mad because if I add pneumonia it’ll be toxic. Then I googled the recipe and it really did say to add pneumonia
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##red|**pizzahut [MODERATOR]**## #84826770
----
I forgot to mention but I was also making this cake for Chief Wiggum from the simpsons
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##4e2c61|**KeyboardSmash**## #84826771
----
Had a dream.
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##80d9a0|**BlearyBlinks [MODERATOR]**## #84826772
----
Four children living in world.
Not judged by colour of skin.
Good dream. Everybody happy.
Rimshot.
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##C991FA|**Quoth_The_Raven**## #84826773
----
was playing/inside of a sci-fi video game. Most of it wasn't interesting enough to be worth mentioning, but there was a river with two mossy logs on either side that looked like nostrils. Logs that looked like the center of a nose would float down the river, rubbing the nostril logs and making a sniffing sound as they went by.

[[=image https://smlt.wdfiles.com/local--files/collab:stuffeth/crowriver.png]]
[[/div]]

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##magenta|**Belliphant**## #84826775
----
the graphic helped, thank you
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##blue|**Nummy_Fuzzler**## #84826776
------
had a dream about an alternate cut of the empire strikes back that removed the hoth sequence entirely and replaced it with a subterranean fight pit filled with roided up aliens. And then they made a stop at a space diner which had venus fly trap aliens hanging from the ceiling. The waitresses were strippers. 

Zoom out to me watching this cut on my phone in a walmart parking lot and frantically trying to look up anything about it online to no avail. I give harry blank (?) a call about it and he laughs and tells me not to worry. It’s just the Argentinian version.
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##80d9a0|**BlearyBlinks [MODERATOR]**## #84826777
------
okay but who the fuck is harry blank
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##5DADEC|**writhinggrubontheground**## #84826778
----
i was playing a video game that simulated being a middle ages peasant. it was really boring so i fell asleep and had a dream within a dream that i  was related to Nummy_Fuzzler, who kept making references to tv shows i had never seen and he kept getting mad at me for it. eventually, i became lucid and decided that dream was dumb so i "woke up" and had a different dream about me being a munchlax trying to eat berries. panda woke me up for real immediately after.
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost"]]
##blue|**Nummy_Fuzzler**## #84826779
----
You’ve never FUCKING seen Gloogan Five?
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply2"]]
##5DADEC|**writhinggrubontheground**## #84826780
----
😫
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##yellow|**Arthur_Pendagon**## #84826781
----
I had a dream someone here was being dissected. I don’t know who but their goal was to figure out why they were the way they were and all I knew was they were from here
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##yellow|**Drjoybringer**## #84826782
----
yeah that's everyone here
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##purple|**MetEarthShesFlat**## #84826783
----
Mass shooting at a burrito place. Ran over to a nearby office to warn them but they all started snarking at me for interrupting their work so I left them to their fate. Said some witty aside about open concept offices that I can’t remember. Woke up with a vague feeling of guilt and satisfaction
[[/div]]



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##5DADEC|**writhinggrubontheground**## #84826785
----
My old high school friend was actually some sort of octopus monster and his head was his beak. It was fucked up and gross. I cant stop thinking about it.
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##80d9a0|**BlearyBlinks [MODERATOR]**## #84826786
----
Extremely messed up one with a really really cool twist I was so excited about, I popped open my notes app to write it down before falling back asleep. Can't wait to use this in a story. 

> Echo went for a Saturday only to by born
> Di
> Og but
[[/div]]


[[div class="parapost"]]
##green|**rallying_stone**## #84826787
----
had a dream i was watching skinamarink except it was a special "less scary" version of the movie for people who were too afraid to watch the original; the edits consisted solely of changing the demon's voice to sound like the stereotypical racist indian accent. in the last scene, where the demon's face is slowly revealed from the darkness, instead of the normal ending in this version there was a poorly photoshopped indian guy just standing there in the corner of the room
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##green|**rallying_stone**## #84826788
----
with these revolutionary changes we will finally be able to bring its rating on imdb to higher than 4.7
[[/div]]





[[div class="parapost"]]
##4e2c61|**KeyboardSmash**## #84826844
----
I had a dream that quickly transformed into a Freudian nightmare. I'm in, I dunno, Paris, maybe — some really nice European terrace. 

Anyways, Eva Green is sat opposite me; not the first time I've dreamt that, and whilst we're having casual conversation, I turn to direct left to see none other than Anya Taylor-Joy walk past. Dream Green makes a comment about the way that I looked at her, and I can only mumble out in a moment of awful lucidity, "She looks like a Grey. I really don't like it."

Now, I don't know if you've ever lucid dreamt before, but sometimes you notice you're dreaming but find yourself helpless to wake up — that's how I spent what felt like a literal hour being chewed out by Eva Green for disliking AJT. It felt like time had slowed to a crawl, I was just sat there — hapless and helpless — watching the bubbles in the champagne flute as she just berates me up and down for calling AJT a "grey alien from outer space" whilst trapped in this mental prison of my own making.

And the final thing I remember her saying, before I woke up; "I'm sorry, but I don't think we can be friends anymore."

I've never wanted God to smite me with lightning more than when I finally woke up from that hideous lucid nightmare in a fucking cold sweat.
[[/div]]


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##green|**rallying_stone**## #84826790
----
you deserved this for disrespecting ATJ like that btw
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##80d9a0|**BlearyBlinks [MODERATOR]**## #84826791
----
She does look like a grey
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##lightgreen|**GreenBoatAnglerEater**## #84826792
----
Bro I got mixed up between Eva green and Braun I was trying to figure out why the fuck you'd be dreaming frequently of her
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply2"]]
##1C73DE|**BrodiacChiller**## #84826793
----
Dude how
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply3"]]
##lightgreen|**GreenBoatAnglerEater**## #84826795
----
Both surnames are colours
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##blue|**Nummy_Fuzzler**## #84826797
------
had a dream I was invited to an art gallery by a group of editors from the comics industry. They wanted me to test read what they were convinced was the next evergreen story they could reprint into oblivion and make millions off of yearly, like watchmen or long halloween. 

I show up at the gallery and this fat dude in a pinstripe yellow suit tells me that if I don’t eat any of the “hors-deevorrs” I can test read the comic earlier than anyone else. 

They send me into what looks like a darkroom without the photos and a copy of the comic is displayed on the projector. 

SPIDER-MAN: BALLAD OF THE HORN

The pages play out in front of me.

This is a rhino centric story— billed as the first ever (I stop the projector and tell them that rhino has been in many stories before. It doesn’t matter.)

The book opens with Spider-Man throwing the Rhino from the top of the Empire State Building. During his hospital recovery, he starts to notice transformative properties in his “rhino suit”. Namely, the fact that he is slowly starting to turn into an actual rhino.

Spidey feels bad and pays him a hospital visit. He unmasks in front of him and apologizes but Rhino is basically a whole ass rhino now. Rhino tells peter that he wants two things: one, to kill him, and two, to restart his life. 

Different scene. Peter jabs a bunch of syringes into animal-rhino, hoping to reverse the transformation. Rhino just frowns and accepts his fate.

The book ends with peter relocating rhino to a zoo enclosure. A little boy takes a picture of a field of rhinos, and in the middle of the herd is the giant, half-human rhino hybrid grazing on grass. The final panel is a close up shot of tears rolling down his fucked up, disgusting human-rhino face. 

The editors ask for my opinion on the book and I tell them it’d be a better story for the lizard. They ask me to explain why and I can’t. I get kicked out.
[[/div]]

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##red|**pizzahut [MODERATOR]**## #84826798
------
isn't this the ending of walrus 
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##white|**Cousin_Clara**## 84826799
------
We can do better than this. We can go bigger.

I don't mean wordcount. The wordcount is too much. Bigger dreams, people! DREAM BIGGER!
[[/div]]



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##1C73DE|**BrodiacChiller**## #84826800
----
I wasn’t initially gonna send this one in but after consideration I found it far too ridiculous to not share with the group. 

This happened last night so it’s going to be broad strokes. 

Harry Blank needed me to print “pictures of kids.” He was hounding me for them over text because he couldn’t get them and he really needed them. I don’t know why. 

I was in a target with my brother when I finally opened whatever link it was he sent me. It opened to some Russian liveleak type website and displayed a green, zombified corpse floating in the air and spinning around really fast like helicopter propellors. I remember reacting like it was the most horrible thing I’ve ever seen and I couldn’t believe I was doing this. 

I immediately closed it because I knew it was bad. He keeps texting me about printing the kids out and I keep trying to ignore him, but eventually I acquiesce and print the corpse out for him. 

I get super stressed out having them on me but I continue through target. My brother and I get to a section of a store with some game projected on a blank wall. My brother plays and he wins, when I take my turn, stand in front of the screen, and it displays text that says “he has pictures of kids on him.” Everyone in the store surrounds me and starts hounding me as I get assaulted by security guard. 

Woke up here 
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##1C73DE|**BrodiacChiller**## #84826801
----
I really want to stop dreaming about this harry blank guy
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##blue|**Nummy_Fuzzler**## #84826802
----
Holy shit dude
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply2"]]
##blue|**Nummy_Fuzzler**## #84826803
----
He needs pictures of kids
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##magenta|**Belliphant**## #84826804
----
wait a green, zombified corpse?!
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply2"]]
##1C73DE|**BrodiacChiller**## #84826805
----
Yes
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply3"]]
##magenta|**Belliphant**## #84826806
----
so it was alive or dead
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply4"]]
##1C73DE|**BrodiacChiller**## #84826807
----
It looked like a zombie
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply4"]]
##magenta|**Belliphant**## #84826808
----
somehow this makes it scarier
schrodingers zombie
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##yellow|**Arthur_Pendagon**## #84826809
----
Is this HarryBlack
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply2"]]
##1C73DE|**BrodiacChiller**## #84826810
----
yeah it is
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##80d9a0|**BlearyBlinks [MODERATOR]**## #84826811
----
still laughing
just print the damn pictures you fuck
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##ffd5d5|**ProudYorkshiremanJaneAusten**## #84826813
----
All I can remember of the dream is the book title "Goon Trip to Lilliput".
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##5DADEC|**writhinggrubontheground**## #84826814
----
☹️
[[/div]]




[[div class="parapost"]]
##blue|**Nummy_Fuzzler**## #8482685
------
My uti came back and my doctor told me it was from having too much anal sex. I was like WITH WHO??? The doctor goes “with him”. And then this big, loud laugh started booming across the office and the camera panned over to a curtain that slowly opened to reveal jabba and his gang laughing at me. I tried to deny it but I had no rebuttal 
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##magenta|**Belliphant**## #84826817
------
heheh butt
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##80d9a0|**BlearyBlinks [MODERATOR]**## #84826819
----
Yesterday night was a horror dream where, very memorably, I had to apply pressure and a rocking motion to a rat's head to crush it and it took about five minutes 

Last night I watched James Corden, dressed like Buster Keaton, getting dragged around a warehouse floor covered in soap and slammed into the walls over and over

I actually woke up for about a second and murmured "we're killing James Corden are we" and slipped immediately back into the dream

So
Pretty variable experience lately
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##41905d|**ArawatchPhish**## #84826820
----
Your mind is trying to tell you something
Maybe that it doesn’t like rats and/or James corden
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply2"]]
##80d9a0|**BlearyBlinks [MODERATOR]**## #84826821
----
James Corden is a rat and must be crushed
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##80d9a0|**BlearyBlinks [MODERATOR]**## #84826824
----
Dream ended early and I wasn't ready to wake up so I just sort of sat around in the dream while it acknowledged there was nothing else to do
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##80d9a0|**BlearyBlinks [MODERATOR]**## #84826828
----
This has happened twice since
I think this show should be cancelled
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##5DADEC|**writhinggrubontheground**## #84826829
----
I was playing a mascot fighting game with ##blue|Nummy_Fuzzler##, ##1C73DE|BrodiacChiller##, and my brother but it was like some CVS or Walgreens type of mascot fighter so the characters were all boring medicine mascots. I remember thr game being unusually high definition and laggy because of it. I also remember nummy begging me to stop playing what I could only assume was my main, a toe fungus type character because he was mad he kept losing
[[/div]]





[[div class="parapost"]]
##magenta|**Belliphant**## #84826830
----
Jesus Christ another David Lynch dream
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##magenta|**Belliphant**## #84826831
----
Just sitting in my kitchen, but it's not how it is decorated now but when my grandparents lived here like, thirty years ago. We're drinking coffee, he's smoking, and we're looking out a big window (that isn't there irl) and watching the world get darker like it's night time but no stars or moon. He says "It won't be long now. Don't be afraid." and I wake up.
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply2"]]
##5DADEC|**writhinggrubontheground**## #84826832
----
Concerning
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply3"]]
##magenta|**Belliphant**## #84826833
----
i know. but he's oddly reassuring, as dream portent voices go.
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##orange|**elmersgluefishtank**## #84826834
----
Had a dream there was a sickly walrus in my dishwasher; attached to its right eye socket was a stalk, which connected to the zombified severed head of an Indian man
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##green|**rallying_stone**## #84826835
----
how is this the third indian dream that has hit this thread
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply2"]]
##5DADEC|**writhinggrubontheground**## #84826836
----
The sick walrus is... INDIAN!!!!
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##AA8ED6|**pandorum**## #84826838
----
I dont really remember but there was a lot of making out
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##green|**rallying_stone**## #84826839
----
i was in south korea for some reason (it looked suspiciously like Maine) and was taking photos of the border with north korea, which apparently is super illegal. the police get called on me but i drive away to my apartment (somehow, despite it being back in poland) because i get a call from my mother saying i got a guest. i've no idea what she could mean because i didn't invite anymore. i come in and it fucking xi jinping standing in my apartment getting a tour of it courtesy of my father. none of us speak chinese.
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##yellow|**antaresiarch**## #84826840
----
the chinese century is already happening in the oneirosphere
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##AA8ED6|**pandorum**## #84826841
----
##green|rallying_stone##... IS KOREAN!!!
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##blue|**Nummy_Fuzzler**## #84826842
------
Had a dream I was banging(?) um jammer lammy while watching a pawn stars marathon
I’ve never played that game in my life.
Got home from my job at a book store to my room which looked like jerry’s (of tom & fame) mouse hole and there’s that orange bitch from parappa the rappa sitting on my couch waiting for me
[[/div]]

[[div class="parapost reply1"]]
##4e2c61|**KeyboardSmash**## #84826844
------
Freud would write a whole new book after picking your head apart.
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##red|**pizzahut [MODERATOR]**## #84826847
----
dreamt of a slushie that was in layers. every layer was a different flavor.
[[/div]]



[[div class="parapost"]]
##ffd5d5|**ProudYorkshiremanJaneAusten**## #84826848
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Everyone in the thread was involved in an Indiana Jones-style heist on a South American temple on an icy mountain. ##red|pizzahut [MODERATOR]## was leading us and told us that we were only able to do this because of a deal he made with someone who was accompanying us: a short, stocky man dressed in a trench coat and with the head of a hippopotamus (I couldn't see if the body matched). ##red|pizzahut [MODERATOR]## explained that, in return for helping us with the heist, this hippo man would be able to choose one deadline in ##red|pizzahut [MODERATOR]##'s life that he would be forbidden from fulfilling. ##red|pizzahut [MODERATOR]## acted like this guy was the devil in human form and this was the worst deal anyone ever had to make.

We arrived at the sealed temple and the hippo guy set off some explosives which unleashed a river or underground lake, causing the area around the entrance to flood and forcing us to get to a small patch of higher ground.

The hippo man showed us a bag filled with small cubes of explosives which we could use to blow up one of the nearby walls, allowing the water to escape and us to enter the temple. He then chucked the bag over a nearby peak before making his own escape and leaving us there.

##red|pizzahut [MODERATOR]## told me to go climb the peak to get the explosives, despite me not being equipped or trained for that kind of climbing. I managed to climb the peak and reach the bag but then I saw some ropes and heard voices and realised that people were coming to check on what the explosions were. I knew that having a bag of explosives was illegal, so I chucked the bag over to ##red|pizzahut [MODERATOR]## and everyone else and tried to escape before the people found me.

Unfortunately, I slipped on the ice and slid right off the edge of the cliff area, falling down to the icy ground and dying immediately. The last thing I heard before waking up was some people standing above my corpse and talking about how to bring it down the mountain.

I fucking hope the dream thread was able to get into the temple, considering that the whole operation resulted in my death.
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##5DADEC|**writhinggrubontheground**## #84826849
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Must have been one of Pablo Escobars hippos 
Don't worry brother ##ffd5d5|ProudYorkshiremanJaneAusten## we will complete the heist and bring you down the mountain
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##red|**pizzahut [MODERATOR]**## #84826850
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even in dreams i am willing to sacrifice my forumites for my own purposes
accurate ##red|pizzahut [MODERATOR]## tulpa
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##orange|**elmersgluefishtank**## #84826851
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Dreamed about a fake mid-2000s Clint Eastwood movie (I think) called Atlantis. Essentially a hang-out film about people who drift back and forth between certain areas of the country, forming a collective, collaborative route of drivers and passengers. In the last scene I dreamed, one of the characters has a quail egg and is discussing with another character what they should do to have it hatch. While they're talking, Clint has four quail eggs of his own, and one of them inexplicably hatches and flies around the room. My dog (who's in the movie) stares at the quail fervently 
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##80d9a0|**BlearyBlinks [MODERATOR]**## #84826855
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there was a plant called pemrobrast
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##1C73DE|**BrodiacChiller**## #84826860
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My roommate got back together with his bitch ex and I found them in my bed. I was shocked then a big bug starts flying around like Slave 1 and attacks my cat
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##magenta|**Belliphant**## #84826861
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I had a dream last night that we were fighting some kind of zombie like invasion and somehow you all figured out a way to use my bra (not while on me and in the least sexy way) to launch explosives and kill hundreds. You guys argued a lot over who got into use it next.
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##5DADEC|**writhinggrubontheground**## #84826862
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Battle Ready Armor
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##80d9a0|**BlearyBlinks [MODERATOR]**## #84826862
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my dad was going to torture a bear to prove a point
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##blue|**Nummy_Fuzzler**## #84826863
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I sat my white ass down and listened to him
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##lightgreen|**GreenBoatAnglerEater**## #84826864
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I bit a guys finger off in a fight
It was incredibly satisfying
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##magenta|**Belliphant**## #84826865
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i had a dream where i was waking up and rolled out of bed but then ##AA8ED6|pandorum##'s voice shouted NO and i jumped back in bed where i then woke up, vaguely annoyed
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##green|**rallying_stone**## #84826866
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she used the Voice
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##blue|**Nummy_Fuzzler**## #84826867
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Had animals called carooneys. They looked like crabs. Low maintenence pets that you could shove in a small, aquatic space which would then fill with dirt. They could live entirely off the dirt, and would extend their mouths like suckers to grab it. I had them in my bathroom and I kept them in a cup.
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##80d9a0|**BlearyBlinks [MODERATOR]**## #84826868
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the carooneys sound fuckin great
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##blue|**Nummy_Fuzzler**## #84826869
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They were kind of scary since you keep them in an open environment and they could crawl out all over your house at any moment
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##80d9a0|**BlearyBlinks [MODERATOR]**## #84826870
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If they clean up dirt though
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##blue|**Nummy_Fuzzler**## #84826871
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They would do that
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##80d9a0|**BlearyBlinks [MODERATOR]**## #84826872
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Sounds tight
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##blue|**Nummy_Fuzzler**## #84826871
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Found one

[[=image https://smlt.wdfiles.com/local--files/collab:stuffeth/carooney.jpg]]
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##white|**Cousin_Clara**## #84826877
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hell yeah folks we did it
pat yourselves on the back
or pat your pillows
whatever
we're done here
it's done
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##blue|**Nummy_Fuzzler**## #84826881
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hey, clara
what were we even helping you cast this year anyway
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##80d9a0|**BlearyBlinks [MODERATOR]**## #84826885
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Actually, yeah
What was the good cause
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##white|**Cousin_Clara**## #84826890
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we blew up my neighbour's leaf blower
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##blue|**Nummy_Fuzzler**## #84826893
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what
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##80d9a0|**BlearyBlinks [MODERATOR]**## ##84826897
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WHAT
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##white|**Cousin_Clara**## #84826900
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it was really loud you guys
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**ALL-SITES INTERCHANGE**
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##blue|**Dr. Sticks:**## Hey everybody. Thanks for joining me here.
##blue|**Dr. Sticks:**## Today we're doing a workgroup on this weird Parawatch dream thread.

##4e2c61|**Dr. Takemi:**## This is a misuse of the interlink.

##FF3366|**H. Sturmatem:**## I love Parawatch, so I don't care.

##80d9a0|**Dr. Blank:**## What thread?

##blue|**Dr. Sticks:**## Dreamweavers.

##80d9a0|**Dr. Blank:**## I'll check it out when I get back to my desktop.
##80d9a0|**Dr. Blank:**## I hate reading on mobile.

##green|**Dr. Asheworth:**## Old man.

##80d9a0|**Dr. Blank:**## And?

##blue|**Dr. Sticks:**## So the thread is full of some //really// weird dreams, okay?
##blue|**Dr. Sticks:**## And they're weirding me out.
##blue|**Dr. Sticks:**## I know we assume these guys got nothing most days, but it's really stretching belief right now.

##AA8ED6|**Dr. Dax-Embla:**## I see what you mean.

##blue|**Dr. Sticks:**## Yeah. The Sopranos dreams, right?

##ffd5d5|**N. Fanous:**## So many Sopranos dreams.

##AA8ED6|**Dr. Dax-Embla:**## I meant more the parts where people are dreaming about Foundation researchers.

##blue|**Dr. Sticks:**## Okay yeah that was weird too I admit

##80d9a0|**Dr. Blank:**## Foundation researchers?

##5DADEC|**Dr. Everwood:**## I have an idea.
##5DADEC|**Dr. Everwood:**## Control group.
##5DADEC|**Dr. Everwood:**## You pinged a //lot// of people to this groupchat.
##5DADEC|**Dr. Everwood:**## What if we all go away, and get a few nights' sleep, and report back about our dreams?

##purple|**Dr. Trintavon:**## Yeah! We can see if there's something crazy going on in the oneirosphere.

##pink|**Alex Thorley:**## ya

##purple|**Dr. Yates:**## We're Foundation personnel, our dreams have //got// to have some juicy shit in them.

##blue|**Dr. Sticks:**## Yeah I've had shit dreams
##blue|**Dr. Sticks:**## Okay, let's do that.
##blue|**Dr. Sticks:**## Post 'em when you got 'em!

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##orange|**Dr. Dragon:**## First!

##blue|**Dr. Sticks:**## Nobody does that anymore

##orange|**Dr. Dragon:**## Had a dream last night I was wearing a hat. Normal life but just I wore a hat all day

##yellow|**Dr. Orion:**## They do
##yellow|**Dr. Orion:**## They do still do that

##AA8ED6|**Dr. Dax-Embla:**## I had a dream that I got a haircut
##AA8ED6|**Dr. Dax-Embla:**## It was a bad dream

##brown|**Dr. Wettle:**## I went on a date
##brown|**Dr. Wettle:**## I'm sad now

##0e14b3|**I. Caspian:**## id go to dinner with you

##brown|**Dr. Wettle:**## <3

##5DADEC|**Dr. Everwood:**## I had a dream I was asleep

##80d9a0|**Dr. Blank:**## I was many weeks into a class and hadn't done all my assignments so I was going to fail 

##C991FA|**Dr. Koen:**## ive been putting off cleaning the tub of the shower for so long that I had a dream about doing it
##C991FA|**Dr. Koen:**## and now im pissed off because i havent actually done it

##blue|**Dr. Sticks:**## Okay well it was just the first day no biggie

##C991FA|**Dr. Koen:**## no its been weeks

##blue|**Dr. Sticks:**## Not what I mean

##C991FA|**Dr. Koen:**## months even

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##AA8ED6|**Dr. Dax-Embla:**## Had a dream where I was ordering at my favorite poké place
##AA8ED6|**Dr. Dax-Embla:**## that's it

##lightgreen|**Sec. Heathers:**## What order
##lightgreen|**Sec. Heathers:**## I've neve had poke

##AA8ED6|**Dr. Dax-Embla:**## my usual order is salmon, tuna, pineapple, mandarin oranges, cucumber, avocado, sushi rice, and mango mayo but the only thing I remember saying in the dream was furikake

##80d9a0|**Dr. Blank:**## My bedframe screws need tightening with an Allen key and it was squeaking a lot and making it hard to sleep
##80d9a0|**Dr. Blank:**## I had an extended dream where I was looking for an Allen key to tighten my bedframe screws so I could sleep

##lightgreen|**Sec. Heathers:**## Man if only you had that one specific solution, you could resolve the problem you face which is certainly the main obstacle to progress in your life.
##lightgreen|**Sec. Heathers:**## Keep looking for it

##80d9a0|**Dr. Blank:**## 👍

##C991FA|**Dr. Koen:**## update: I have a million types of vinegar but I dont have basic white vinegar so cleaning the shower has been once again postponed

##blue|**Dir. Sticks:**## ...

##magenta|**A. Smorin:**## It's not like anybody else needs the chatroom

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##5DADEC|**Dr. Everwood:**## Dreamed I was petting my dog. 👍 
##5DADEC|**Dr. Everwood:**## 12/10 dream

##lightgreen|**Sec. Heathers:**## All I remember from my dream was that I was told there was a high chance I'd have cancer

##AA8ED6|**Dr. Dax-Embla:**## FUCK
##AA8ED6|**Dr. Dax-Embla:**## I WAS JUST ABOUT TO EAT SOME REALLY GOOD WAFFLES

##41905d|**F. Nuur:**## interesting dream

##80d9a0|**Dr. Blank:**## Dreamed that I dreamed that I checked my phone and it wasn't time to get up
##80d9a0|**Dr. Blank:**## Then dreamed that I checked my phone and it wasn't time to get up 
##80d9a0|**Dr. Blank:**## Then my alarm rang and I woke up

##red|**Dir. House:**## If my dreams were this fucking boring I'd never go to sleep

##1C73DE|**Dir. Lague:**## But you don't sleep

##red|**Dir. House:**## Well sure
##red|**Dir. House:**## I live in Vegas
##red|**Dir. House:**## But if I did I wouldn't
##red|**Dir. House:**## Fuck off

##blue|**Dr. Sticks:**## Okay we finally got one folks

##orange|**E. Funderburk:**## Oh, thank god.

##blue|**Dr. Sticks:**## Dreamed about a frog
##blue|**Dr. Sticks:**## I was looking for him at night
##blue|**Dr. Sticks:**## But I was barefoot
##blue|**Dr. Sticks:**## And he hopped away

##80d9a0|**Dr. Blank:**## Yeah, this is going nowhere.

##blue|**Dr. Sticks:**## Well it's not like you're helping
##blue|**Dr. Sticks:**## Allen keys and school and shit
##blue|**Dr. Sticks:**## A guy who invades other people's dreams shouldn't dream so fucking dumb

##80d9a0|**Dr. Blank:**## Sorry, I did whatnow
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