Link to article: Prof. Anders Bjornsen Personnel File.
**Name:** Prof. Anders Bjornsen, Ph.D., Psy.D., D.S.W, Th.D. **Security Clearance:** Level 3 **Assignment:** Field researcher, specializing in anomalous psychologies and societal abnormalities. Previously assigned to Memetics Department, Theology & Theometrics Department, and Cognitohazard Research Department. Currently assigned to Psychology Department as SCP Analyst. **Profile Summary:** Generally respected and well-liked due to his genial and open manner and professionalism in the face of several containment breaches. Several commendations for Bravery in the Face of Overwhelming Stupidity[[footnote]]An award instituted by Dr. Jack Bright that was handed out annually 1996-2003.[[/footnote]]. Long-term, undisputed, and unchallenged winner in the annual Christmas Ugly Sweater Competition at Site 19. **Staff Interviews:** : //__Intelligence Officer D. Bear__// : I've seen him around Site 19 occasionally. Big guy, friendly. Easy to talk to, assuming you can look away from the vest. I still don't know whether or not he even realizes that the Christmas Sweater contest exists, since he wears those god-awful things every day. : //__U.I.U. Liaison K. Walsh__// : He really helped out with a minor bixby the Feds stumbled across before we did. He managed to distract her and talk her down from turning Nevada into marshmallow fluff. The car she "fluffed" did taste good though. Strawberry-flavored without that nasty artificial flavoring aftertaste. : //__Dr. Jack Bright__// : Easiest annual review I've done. No breaches, keeps up on his continuing training, doesn't try to analyze me. Now go away. : //__SCP-████__// : //KEEP HIM AWAY FROM ME! THE SWEATER-VEST! OH GOD, THE SWEATER-VEST! IT BUUUUURNS!!!// ---- > **Item #:** SCP-SWTR > > **Object Class:** Keter > > **Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-SWTR is to remain in the custody of Prof. Anders Bjornsen, who is to wear it daily, so as to mitigate its effects. > > **Description:** SCP-SWTR is a metamorphic sweater capable of spontaneously transforming into the most visually unappealing &/or offensive combination of patterns, colors, and materials for each sapient being observing it. This property appears to be at least partially cognitohazardous, as individuals viewing photographs of SCP-SWTR taken when it was observed by someone else report that it's outstandingly ugly, but do not display the visceral disgust and revulsion as when confronted with it directly. > > To date, the only individual known to be resistant to the effects of SCP-SWTR is Prof. Anders Bjornsen, who reports enjoying the designs that SCP-SWTR creates. //Ha ha, very funny. Now please return my sweater-vest with the maroon-glitter-yarn and electric-blue houndstooth pattern. That was a handmade gift from my niece. -- Prof. Bjornsen// ---- [[tabview]] [[tab SCPs Identified]] * [[[SCP-045]]]: Atmospheric Converter (initial report filed by [REDACTED]) * [[[SCP-190]]]: A Prize Toybox (initial report filed by Raaxis) * [[[SCP-338]]]: A Portable Radio * [[[SCP-540]]]: Tannenbombs * [[[SCP-553]]]: Crystalline Butterflies (initial report filed by Paktu) * [[[SCP-853]]]: Weather Preserves * [[[SCP-974]]]: Treehouse Predator * [[[SCP-1045]]]: Candle of Life * [[[SCP-1129]]]: Hyperarousal Response (initial report filed by MkfShard) * [[[SCP-1198]]]: Endless Echo * [[[SCP-1224]]]: Li'l Chemist Kit * [[[SCP-1225]]]: The Worst Christmas * [[[SCP-1323]]]: A County Fair * [[[SCP-1400]]]: Sirens (co-filed w/ [[[photosynthetics-personnel-file|Dr. Chelsea Elliott]]]) * [[[SCP-1475]]]: 100% Brainpower * [[[SCP-1543]]]: Efrain's Dialtone * [[[SCP-1687]]]: The Violin * [[[SCP-1698]]]: You Can't Get There From Here * [[[SCP-1737]]]: The Referee * [[[SCP-1772]]]: "Egg" Allergy (with updated information compiled by Hurtz) * [[[SCP-1828]]]: An Accurate Dollhouse * [[[SCP-1885]]]: Fissile Molar (initial report filed by AvengR) * [[[SCP-1979]]]: Relativistic Treadmill * [[[SCP-2048]]]: The Virtual World * [[[SCP-2121]]]: Gods' Noose * [[[SCP-2280]]]: Extra Nightly Cow * [[[SCP-2347]]]: Maxwell's Phoenix * [[[SCP-2482]]]: Liquid Itch * [[[SCP-2583]]]: Dust to Dust * [[[SCP-2627]]]: Boardwalk Empire * [[[SCP-2768]]]: Human Potential * [[[SCP-2837]]]: Ancient Physics * [[[SCP-2938]]]: Unpredictably Reactive Substance * [[[SCP-630-J]]]: A Song In Their Hearts (initial report filed by [[[dr-rights-personnel-file|Dr. Agatha Rights]]]) * [[[SCP-4357-J]]]: Cooperative Demon * --SCP-618: Smoky Cigars (initial report filed by AgentSchism, revised by [[[dr-rogets-file|Dr. Ralph Roget]]])-- [[/tab]] [[tab Reports]] __**Reports Contributed To**__: * [[[visionsofabetterworld|Projected SCP Utilization Analysis]]] * [[[gamedaypart1index|Incident 234-900-"Tempest Night" After Action Report]]] * [[[Log of Extranormal Events]]] * [[[Log of Anomalous Items]]] * [[[surprise-happy-birthday-2|Surprise! Happy Birthday! Again!]]] __**Independent Reports**__: * **[[[gamedaypart1index|Game Day]]]** * [[[gamedaypart1imago|Imago]]] * [[[gdp2-underhisskin|Getting Under His Skin]]] * [[[gdp2-freshbreath-inhale|A Breath of Fresh Air: Inhale]]] * [[[gdp2-freshbreath-holding|A Breath of Fresh Air: Holding It]]] * **A Breath of Fresh Air: Exhale** //Coming// * **[[[the-man-who-wasnt-there-hub|The Man Who Wasn't There]]]** * //[[[prelude-nobody|Prelude: A Terminus]]]// * //[[[board-meeting-transcript|Interlude: An Excerpt]]]// * [[[Foreign Aid]]] * //[[[wondertainment-special-letter|Interlude: A Special Letter]]]// * [[[concerto-in-d-major|Concerto in D-Major, Orchestrated for Paintbrush and Fedora]]] * //[[[library-gallery-exhibition|Interlude: An Exhibition]]]// * //[[[postlude-nobody|Postlude: A Terminus]]]// * **[[[unusual-incidents-unit-hub|Casefiles of the Unusual Incidents Unit]]]** * [[[Touchdown]]], wherein the UIU investigates even the most minor of reports. * [[[Chasing Tails]]], because a smash-and-grab would be too messy * [[[uiu-file-1952-003|UIU File: 1952-003]]], Codename "Rover" * [[[uiu-file-1998-017|UIU File: 1998-017]]], Codename "Razorblade" * [[[A Day In The Life]]], an "accurate" description of an MTF agent's workday. * [[[theres-an-app-for-that|There's An App For That]]], or how smartphones make life so much more difficult. * [[[Interview Log 7362]]]. Let's play "follow the Leader". * //[[[recuerdos|Los Recuerdos de los Muertos]]]//, an event that may or may not have happened at Halloween 2012 * [[[The Exalted]]], being recovered excerpts from the journals of Aaron Siegal. * [[[Fields of Green]]], in which the Foundation makes a tragic error. * [[[now-the-we-expunged|And Now, The We(EXPUNGED)]]], consisting of a broadcast from our friends in Night Vale. * [[[Animalia]]], a crossover story. * [[[Gourmet]]], detailing an anomalous lunch break. * [[[Can Haz Memes]]], an origin story, of sorts. * [[[playing-the-hand-youre-dealt|Playing the Hand You're Dealt]]], a story about a journey. * [[[Remembrance of Walking]]], in which a man travels along [[[SCP-2627]]]. * **[[[doomsday-contest|Doomsday Response Team: Codename "It's a Beautiful Day in this Neighborhood"]]]** aka [[[Project Palisade]]] * [[[Good Fences Make Good Neighbors]]], or how to uncover a conspiracy. * [[[TKO]]], the Black Queens investigate some unusual timeline activity. [[/tab]] [[tab Administrative]] __**Documentation**__: * [[[technical-writing|Technical Writing & You]]] * [[[Technical Words]]] * [[[Expert Witnesses]]] * [[[2014 Survey Results]]] * [[[2015 Survey Results]]] __**[https://sandbox.scp-wiki.net/achievement-badges Commendations]**__: * Gallery of Legends * Olympian * Hall of Fame * Prolific Scribbler * Hitting the Second Cycle * Hitting the Third Cycle * Straight * Flush * Straight Flush * Bard * Order of Bright * Safety Dancer * I Clid, Euclid, We All Clid * Man of Steel * Batting Average Champion * Home Run Derby * You CAN Please Everybody * Force of Nature/Combo * Human, All Too Human * Plato's Cave * Master Bard * International Man of Mystery __**[https://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/drewbear Objects Under Investigation]**__ __**[[[drewbear-workshop|Projects in Progress]]]**__ __**[https://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/drewbear-translated Files Translated and Backed-up Off-Site]**__ [[/tab]] [[tab REDACTED ]] || [[image scp-1045%20fanart.png width="300px"]] || [[image https://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2014/140/0/7/scp_553_by_sunnyparallax-d7j1jw6.jpg width="300px"]] || ||~ SCP-1045, by [[*user jinger]] ||~ [https://sunnyparallax.deviantart.com/art/SCP-553-455248374 SCP-553], by [[*user SunnyClockwork]] || || [[image https://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2014/138/d/5/scp_1045_by_sunnyparallax-d7iwkgf.jpg width="300px"]] || [[image https://th07.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2014/215/b/d/scp_1400_by_sunnyparallax-d7tlvci.jpg width="300px"]] || ||~ [https://sunnyparallax.deviantart.com/art/SCP-1045-455015823 SCP-1045], by [[*user SunnyClockwork]] ||~ [https://sunnyparallax.deviantart.com/art/SCP-1400-472992498 SCP-1400], by [[*user SunnyClockwork]] || || [[image https://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2014/282/1/2/scp_1543_by_sunnyparallax-d825sen.jpg width="300px"]] || [[image https://img10.deviantart.net/f680/i/2015/254/1/4/scp_2627_by_sunnyclockwork-d996cty.jpg width="300px"]] || ||~ [https://sunnyparallax.deviantart.com/art/SCP-1543-487358735 SCP-1543], by [[*user SunnyClockwork]] ||~ [https://sunnyclockwork.deviantart.com/art/SCP-2627-559608694 SCP-2627], by [[*user SunnyClockwork]] || || [[image https://orig10.deviantart.net/454c/f/2017/137/c/0/02___cow___scp_2280_by_sunnyclockwork-db9ie68.jpg width="300px"]] || [[image https://orig13.deviantart.net/bf53/f/2016/266/6/d/scp_2768_by_sunnyclockwork-dailixa.jpg width="300px"]] ||~ [[[sunny-art-scp-cards|SCP-2280]]], by [[*user SunnyClockwork]] ||~ [[[sunny-art-series-3|SCP-2768]]], by [[*user SunnyClockwork]] || || [[image Drewbear_Holidays.jpg width="300px"]] || [[image https://orig09.deviantart.net/3034/f/2012/320/f/2/1225_by_asya173-d5l61zf.jpg width="300px"]] || ||~ by [[*user OZ Ouroboros]] ||~ [https://asya173.deviantart.com/art/1225-337885323 SCP-1225], by asya173 || || [[image https://41.media.tumblr.com/ab076864f77e04d4f748d27cfefeb05e/tumblr_ntkmpdLiwE1tmu7ero1_1280.jpg width="300px"]] || [[image https://40.media.tumblr.com/1570463edb41479909c0059448279b50/tumblr_o4bsorOHuz1tmu7ero1_1280.png width="300px"]] || ||~ [https://daily-scp.tumblr.com/post/127470990759/the-broadcast-at-1002-mhz-is-apparently-a-looped SCP-338], by [https://daily-scp.tumblr.com/ Daily-SCP] ||~ [https://daily-scp.tumblr.com/post/141363412923/32016-scp540-tannenbombs-scp-540-denotes SCP-540], by [https://daily-scp.tumblr.com/ Daily-SCP] || || [[image scp-553-dailyscp.jpg width="300px"]] || [[image scp-618-dailyscp.jpg width="300px"]] || ||~ [https://daily-scp.tumblr.com/post/142117519293/4216-scp553-crystalline-butterflies SCP-553], by [https://daily-scp.tumblr.com/ Daily-SCP] ||~ [https://daily-scp.tumblr.com/post/145905621114/61416-scp618-smoky-cigars-scp-618-is-a SCP-618], by [https://daily-scp.tumblr.com/ Daily-SCP] || || [[image scp-853-dailyscp.jpg width="300px"]] || [[image scp-974-cococamo919.jpg width="300px"]] || ||~ [https://daily-scp.tumblr.com/post/158961733918/3292017-scp853-weather-preserves-scp-853 SCP-853], by [https://daily-scp.tumblr.com/ Daily-SCP] ||~ [https://aminoapps.com/c/scp-foundation/page/blog/scp-974-when-its-not-taking-on-the-form-of-a-child/4qYj_pVTYuo5ebNZJvorvJa448go32ko7e SCP-974], by [https://aminoapps.com/c/scp-foundation/page/user/cococamo919/J03g_kpS0frJ1m6Eb54a4Bj8d2XqmGv8Xj cococamo919] || || [[image https://visual-records.wdfiles.com/local--files/scps/SCP-4357-J.jpg width="300 px"]] || [[image https://66.media.tumblr.com/bbdc97ceb80d6e149aa6535ea6c4e974/tumblr_odd010O0xZ1u7p8tro5_1280.png width="300 px"]] || ||~ [https://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-1281417/scorpion451-s-scp-art#post-2471775 SCP-4357-J], by [[*user Scorpion451]] ||~ [https://munlmu.tumblr.com/post/150279282012 SCP-2121], by [https://munlmu.tumblr.com/ munlmu] || || [[image https://66.media.tumblr.com/b700006150a3fca1b1a80b4a12867ae8/tumblr_oeqra63Lb81tjy7oro1_540.jpg width="300 px"]] || [[image https://68.media.tumblr.com/4cf3f7f9a7564a979562d89a67d44a0a/tumblr_o20wki0OgM1uoqqvso3_400.jpg width="300 px"]] || ||~ [https://overlordcrown.tumblr.com/post/151524189917/unfortunately-for-you-i-still-alive SCP-2121] by Dmitriy Desyatov ||~ [https://sinsekai20130227.tumblr.com/post/138664861559/scp-2049-scp-853-scp-459-scp-1746 SCP-853] by Sinsekai || || [[image scp-974-DTMWA6T.png width="300px"]] || [[image SCP-1737-DTMWA6T-a.png width="300px"]] || ||~ [https://mtgcardsmith.com/view/treehouse-predator?list=set&set=16277 SCP-974], by [https://mtgcardsmith.com/user/DTMWA6T DTMWA6T] ||~ [https://mtgcardsmith.com/view/the-referee?list=set&set=16277 SCP-1737], by [https://mtgcardsmith.com/user/DTMWA6T DTMWA6T] || || [[image scp-1737-DTMWA6T-b.png width="300px"]] || [[image scp-1400-OVERLORDcrown.jpeg width="300px"]] || ||~ [https://mtgcardsmith.com/view/amalgamation?list=set&set=16277 SCP-1737 Amalgamation], by [https://mtgcardsmith.com/user/DTMWA6T DTMWA6T] ||~ [https://scp.reactor.cc/post/2755910 SCP-1400], by [https://scp.reactor.cc/user/OVERLORDCrown OVERLORDCrown] || || [[image scp-1400-PixelZaap.png width="300px"]] || [[image scp_4357_j_by_scp_096_2_daknac3-fullview.jpg width="300px"]] ||~ [https://www.deviantart.com/pixelzaap/art/SCP-1400-1-758137911 SCP-1400], by [https://www.deviantart.com/pixelzaap PixelZaap] ||~ [https://www.deviantart.com/scp-096-2/art/SCP-4357-J-639340563 SCP-4357-j], by [https://www.deviantart.com/scp-096-2 SCP-096-2] (Note: Assumed to be a pseudonym) || || [[image https://66.media.tumblr.com/ba872d8fe8982790eff47086ba1ae783/tumblr_p6r6ldNTNZ1vb4muro2_1280.jpg width="300px"]] || ||~ [https://ayunchi.tumblr.com/post/172650004919/%E7%82%B9%E5%9B%BEtag%E5%A5%BD%E5%A4%9A%E7%98%AB SCP-4357-J], by [https://ayunchi.tumblr.com Ayunchi] || [[/tab]] [[/tabview]] [[collapsible show=" "]] [[module ListPages created_by="=" tag="scp" separate="false" order="created_at" perPage="100"]] || %%title_linked%% || %%created_at%% || 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