Link to article: "DStecks"'s Personnel File.
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**Name:** Dr. D█████ Stoeckle, codename "DStecks" //**Note from O5-█:** Are you serious? His codename is// DStecks//? Does he think he's a [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] rapper? Let me have a look at this file. Looks like it needs some corrections.// **Position:** Field research, Item acquisition. **Security Clearance:** Level 2 **History:** A recent hire by the Foundation, Dr. Stoeckle graduated near the top of his class at MIT, but soon found himself confronted by his --antisocial tendencies-- enormous jackassery. While he worked for a time at the Smithsonian Institution, he was quickly fired. --The Smithsonian's personnel records-- Common sense shows that they ultimately decided that his talent was not worth his --inability to work as part of a team-- ego. As a result of his actions, the Smithsonian blacklisted him. He has had similar experiences with every other employer he has worked for, including DARPA, NASA, Microsoft, [DATA EXPUNGED], and Burger King. Thus, only the Foundation will employ him, and as such, he receives --10-- 50% less pay than a normal doctor of his rank. --Dr. Stoeckle must not, under any circumstances, be assigned to a Mobile Task Force for any reason.-- Rescinded as per approval of P3-EAVESDROP. **Dr. Stoeckle was either responsible for the recovery or primary study of the following SCP items:** [[[SCP-503]]]: The Luckiest Man in the World [[[SCP-656]]]: Home Edition [[[SCP-659]]]: Communal Avian Intelligence [[[SCP-431]]]: Dr. Gideon [[[SCP-620]]]: Time Keeps on Slipping --SCP-086: Top Secret, Eyes Only-- [[[SCP-816]]]: Darwin's Erector Set --SCP-601: Enlightenment-- [[[SCP-782]]]: All-New You --SCP-1055: The Think Tank-- --SCP-3161: P3-EAVESDROP-- **Dr. Stoeckle has contributed to the study of the following SCP items:** --SCP-242: The False Peacemaker-- **Dr. Stoeckle was responsible for documentation of the following events:** [DATA EXPUNGED] [http://scpsandboxwiki.wikidot.com/dstecks Dr. Stoeckle's personal workspace] [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box]] [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box-end]]