Dumbcon Contest Hub

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Module Styles

• @import url('https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Comic+Relief:wght@400;700&family=Pixelify+Sans:wght@400..700&display=swap');
  @import url('https://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Short+Stack');
  
  :root {
    --logo: url(http://scp-sandbox-3.wikidot.com/local--files/collab:dumbcon/foundlogo);
    --header-font: 'Comic Sans MS';
    --UI-font: 'Comic Sans MS';
    --body-font: 'Comic Relief';
  }
  
  h1 {
      font-family: 'Comic Sans MS', 'Comic Sans', 'Short Stack', cursive;
      margin-top: 1.5em;
  }
  
  .collapsible-block-link {
      font-size: 1.2em;
      font-family: 'Comic Sans MS', 'Comic Sans', 'Short Stack', cursive;
  }
  
  p {
     font-family: 'Comic Relief';
  }
  tt {
    background-color: #eee;
    border-radius: 5px;
  }
  div.blockquote {
     max-width: 90% !important;
  }
  
  .queerframe {
    margin: 0px;
    padding: 0vmin;
  }
  
  .ad .image {
    display: block;
    margin: auto;
  }
  
  .footnotes-footer {
    display: none;
  }
  
  @media (max-width: 768px) {
    .ad .image {
      max-width: 100%;
    }
    div.blockquote {
     max-width: 100% !important;
    }
  }

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  .entry-list {
      margin: auto;
      display: grid;
      margin-block: .75rem;
      padding-inline-start: 1rem;
      padding: 2rem;
      background-color: #DEF3FD;
      box-shadow: 0 1px 6px rgba(0,0,0,.25);
      text-align: left;
      max-width: 85% !important;
  }
  
  .entry {
      padding: .1rem;
      transition: background-color .175s ease-out;
  }
  .entry:is(:hover,:focus-within) { background-color: rgb(var(--basalt-undertone),.175); }
  
  .entry .title {
      font-size: 1.125em;
  }
  .entry .title  p { margin: 0; }
  .entry .title :is(a,.entry-author) { font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; }
  
  .ranked-list .title {
      display: flex;
      justify-content: space-between;
  }
  
  .ranked-list .title .index {
     width: 2.5em;
     text-align: left;
  }
  
  .ranked-list .title .rating {
      margin-left: auto;
  }
  
  .description > :not(.preview) { display: none!important; }
  .description > .preview {
      display: block;
      padding-block: .125rem;
      font-size: .875em;
      text-align: start;
      margin-inline-start: 1.5rem;
  }
  .preview > p {
      margin-block: .55em;
  }
  .preview > p:first-child { margin-block-start: .25em; }
  .preview > p:last-child { margin-block-end: .25em; }
  
  .entry-list .entry::marker {
      content: "";
  }
  
  .entry .description {
      display: none;
      position: absolute;
      background: #E4E1D2;
      box-shadow: 6px 6px 0px rgba(0,0,0,.05),
          0 1px 6px rgba(0,0,0,.25);
      margin-right: -20px;
      pointer-events: none;
  }
  
  .entry .description .preview {
      margin-left: 0;
      margin: 0.5rem 1rem;
  }
  
  .entry:hover .description, .entry:active .description {
      display: block;
      animation-name: desc-bounce;
      animation-duration: 0.1s;
  }
  
  /* slop */
  
   #side-bar::before {
    content: "#slop-bar";
    position: static;
    width: 100%;
    text-align: center;
    height: max-content!important;
    direction: ltr;
  }
  
  #footer > a::before {
    content: "Wikislop.com";
    font-size: var(--footer-font-size);
  }
  
  #footer > a {
    font-size: 0;
  }
  
  #more-options-button::before {
    content: "+ Sloptions";
    font-size: calc(var(--true-font-size)*.875);
  }
  
  #more-options-button {
    font-size: 0;
  }

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[[=]]
+ **What was Dumbcon?**
[[/=]]

Dumbcon was an __**unofficial**__ contest in which participants submitted one bad, dumb, or otherwise challenging writing idea to be randomly given to another participant. Each participant then attempted to write their assigned prompt as a mainlist SCP.

Dumbcon ran between Jan 8th 2026 - Feb 4th 2026.

But first, a quick message from our sponsor (winner of dumbest prompt) [[*user zoempaws]]:
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+ **The Spoils**
[[/=]]

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**Prizes were available for this contest. They are as follows:**

**1st Place** - A parody content farm of your article, created and posted by [https://www.youtube.com/@Raddagher Raddagher]!

**//Won by PlaguePJP//**

**2nd Place** - Art of your dumbcon article.

**//Won by tacticalnecromancy//**

**3rd Place** - Public Shaming.[[footnote]]Some sort of shameful art piece made by the hosts.[[/footnote]]

**//Won by LordStonefish//**

**Dumbest Idea** - A permanent advertisement framed at the top of this hub for whatever you want. (Selected by the hosts -- site content and licensing policy still applies.)

**//Won by [[*user zoempaws]]//**

**Prizes are currently in production and will be added to the hub when they are done.**

[[/div]]

[[=]]
+ **Results**
[[/=]]

[[div class="blockquote" style="background:#DEF3FD;"]]
[!--EDITED FINAL LIST START--]
# [[[SCP-9597]]] -- **@@SCP-9597@@** by @@PlaguePJP@@ at 122
# [[[SCP-9811]]] -- **@@SCP-9811@@** by @@tacticalnecromancy@@ at 89
# [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-communitys-proposal The Community's Proposal] -- **@@The Community’s Proposal@@** by @@LordStonefish@@ at 78
# [[[SCP-9981]]] -- **@@SCP-9981@@** by @@whenwerewe@@ at 70
# [[[SCP-9163]]] -- **@@SCP-9163@@** by @@Heck_Tech@@ at 55
# [[[SCP-9967]]] -- **@@SCP-9967@@** by @@mxsinister@@ at 50
# [[[SCP-9930]]] -- **@@SCP-9930@@** by @@CRAt26@@ at 39
# [[[SCP-9564]]] -- **@@SCP-9564@@** by @@popsioak@@ at 38
# [[[SCP-9157]]] -- **@@SCP-9157@@** by @@Miss Lovecraft@@ at 32
# [[[SCP-9195]]] -- **@@SCP-9195@@** by @@ThanTheDemoness@@ at 29
# [[[SCP-9380]]] -- **@@SCP-9380@@** by @@Detective_O 1@@ at 27
# [[[SCP-9180]]] -- **@@SCP-9180@@** by @@Wondrous Expanse@@ at 24
# [[[SCP-9868]]] -- **@@SCP-9868@@** by @@Koscheiisms@@ at 24
# [[[SCP-8584]]] -- **@@SCP-8584@@** by @@SeekGull@@ at 21
# [[[SCP-9919]]] -- **@@SCP-9919@@** by @@Harmacy@@ at 20
# [[[SCP-9412]]] -- **@@SCP-9412@@** by @@AltaLego@@ at 19
# [[[SCP-9856]]] -- **@@SCP-9856@@** by @@TealQuacks@@ at 18
# [[[SCP-9969]]] -- **@@SCP-9969@@** by @@Sylvester_Prince@@ at 18
# [[[SCP-8293]]] -- **@@SCP-8293@@** by @@TheEmeraldWolf@@ at 17
# [[[SCP-7534]]] -- **@@SCP-7534@@** by @@Hikarinu@@ at 15
# [[[SCP-9616]]] -- **@@SCP-9616@@** by @@InanimateStudy@@ at 15
# [[[SCP-9204]]] -- **@@SCP-9204@@** by @@NebulousStar@@ at 14
# [[[SCP-9745]]] -- **@@SCP-9745@@** by @@Mooys@@ at 14
# [[[SCP-8753]]] -- **@@SCP-8753@@** by @@LeraviTheXatu@@ at 13
# [[[SCP-9069]]] -- **@@SCP-9069@@** by @@kingofmice@@ at 13
# [[[SCP-9093]]] -- **@@SCP-9093@@** by @@The Frodmaer Club@@ at 13
# [[[SCP-9217]]] -- **@@SCP-9217@@** by @@TopDownUnder@@ at 12
# [[[SCP-9349]]] -- **@@SCP-9349@@** by @@XHAWK77X@@ at 11
# [[[SCP-8568]]] -- **@@SCP-8568@@** by @@jazzwave@@ at 11
# [[[SCP-9513]]] -- **@@SCP-9513@@** by @@Unidentifiedgoober@@ at 10
# [[[SCP-8236]]] -- **@@SCP-8236@@** by @@Mister_Toasty@@ at 10
# [[[SCP-9625]]] -- **@@SCP-9625@@** by @@Shirley Sterling@@ at 8
# [[[SCP-9575]]] -- **@@SCP-9575@@** by @@DrBlitz@@ at 8
# [[[SCP-8838]]] -- **@@SCP-8838@@** by @@DreadnoughtGalaxy@@ at 7
# [[[SCP-9717]]] -- **@@SCP-9717@@** by @@AgentCheese@@ at 7
# [[[SCP-9074]]] -- **@@SCP-9074@@** by @@demolitionderpy@@ at 4
# [[[SCP-9144]]] -- **@@SCP-9144@@** by @@22o9L@@ at 3
# [[[SCP-9461]]] -- **@@Case File 9461: Disciplinary Hearing of M. Stone@@** by @@UlyssesBark@@ at 1
# [[[SCP-9298]]] -- **@@SCP-9298@@** by @@Zyde@@ at 0
# [[[SCP-9155]]] -- **@@SCP-9155@@** by @@Didelphia Poss@@ at 0
# [[[SCP-9470]]] -- **@@SCP-9470@@** by @@Booblesnoot@@ at -2
# [[[SCP-9379]]] -- **@@SCP-9379@@** by @@DappledDaspletosaur@@ at -4
[!--EDITED FINAL LIST END--]
[[/div]]

[[=]]
+ **Prompts**

This is a list of all final prompts submitted to Dumbcon. It is structured as:
Writer | The prompt they received | Who submitted it

**Any prompt here that is unused, consider it open season if you'd like to write them, just get in touch with [[*user wackdog]] and quickly ask.**
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troutmaskreplica
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A human that turns into a building under the full moon. So a were-house
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Ex320kyt
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didelphia poss
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something from space is pissing on or near the earth, bonus points if the piss itself is anomalous
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agentcheese
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agentcheese
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A human who has to be kept perpetually bald because if they have any hair they can control the baldness of nearby people.
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BlazingPie
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tacticalnecromancy
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vapidpoem
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switchitea
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Why almost all hearing people crunch leaves with their feet
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theemeraldwolf
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the frodmaer club
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An anomalous Law & Order (doesnt have to mention by name for CC) spinoff broadcast in even numbered zipcodes in the greater Utica area where the procedural is played completely straight but the law and logic is completely ridiculous, absurd, or outright fascistic. (e.g. A woman who finds the dead body in the cold open is summarily executed by Jerry Orbach's character for being suspiciously ginger. Jack McCoy gives a passionate speech about the Mass Effect 3 ending to convict a white supremacist for hate crimes. As part of a sting operation to bring down a sex trafficker, Mariska Hargitay's character goes undercover as a serial killer of stamp collectors and gets her man by interrogating people whose favorite number is a multiple of five)
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rezthemachine
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Uncle Nicolini
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okay so i stayed at a friends house over the past week and they have cats and two of the cats are absolute fucking gluttons who will literally steal food out of the plate that you're eating it on and you have to literally physically forcefully push them away and lock them in another room to stop them from eating it and they also will chew through literal cardboard and plastic if they suspect that there's food in it and they also learned how to open the lid of the garbage can so they can go inside and and if you lock them up in the wrong place theyll also eat the carpet in the hopes that they can fit under the door and also they tried to eat our weed. okay so i was thinking... what if there was a cat like that. except it's immortal and can teleport.
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radian628
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dfastillo
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Every Thursday in the town of Witby a winged pig falls from the sky.
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Ironpaw
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22o9L
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The Church of the Second Hytoth has a number of highly mysterious figures in its lore. These include the Nameless Creator, who is responsible for making and remaking the universe, "Aiv-Zon / The Devourer," the being that destroyed the First Hytoth, and Myran-leusan, the Holy Seventh about whom we know basically nothing else. The person assigned this prompt is to write an article that reveals the identity of one of these figures. It's Dado.
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xhawk77x
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velvetnell
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That duck has a lot of guns, and knows how to use them.
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vilsolad
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penumbralchoir
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guy who kills you by stealing your butt
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ubergoober
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alienspacebat
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A sapient and sentient cloud that can only communicate using internet meme slang. Its vocabulary is limited to terms ranging from the MLG montage parody era (e.g., "Get rekt," "360 no-scope") to "Gen Alpha" slang (e.g., "skibidi," "rizz," "67"). The anomaly is incapable of normal conversation and must convey all thoughts, emotions, and information through the specific linguistic styles and tropes of these eras.
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Doctor Infraviolet
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Shirley Sterling
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Evil Dado, Awful Communist
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booblesnoot
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NebulousStar
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A Golden Retriever that will retrieve you anything if given enough time.
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Starlady
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battlecruiser12
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fish Hospital drama, or CoralMD, or Gills Anatomy, uhhhh The Good Sturgeon. Okay I think I'm out of fish medical drama puns
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ProblemPal
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lordstonefish
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An unknown force applies physical pressure to all individuals on earth, the more wealth they own, the more pressure it applies, causing a Broken Masquerade scenario where trillionaires, billionaires, and millionaires all explode, including MC&D. What remains of the Foundation establishes global socialism.
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Uncle Nicolini
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zale13
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Opposites Day at the Foundation
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hiddenweta
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CRat26
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The message @everyone pings every single user on any social media platform you use it on and the foundation explains it as phantom vibration syndrome.
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MateB
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plaguepjp
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Insect shower.
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J Dune
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radian628
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Micheal the sentient microwave is dedicated to living the American suburbia dream.
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zoempaws
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Temporally pivotal, yet otherwise unremarkable hot dog eating contest
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battlecruiser12
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Morally dubious sentient subterranean zoroastrian vampire horses
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CRat26
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vilsolad
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The population of Australia gets magic pissbending powers.
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InanimateStudy
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Mooys
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the cow that makes you leftist dies and everyone is very sad
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blueeyedfox_
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HaydenSaintPascal
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Ares1909
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male pattern baldness
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SeekGull
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Ironpaw
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The Foundation uses pataphysics to launch a copyright lawsuit in our reality in an attempt to terminate an anomaly in theirs.
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onlineopossum
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ripplequeen
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Harmacy
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Upon encountering a jawless fish, foundation agents are anomalously under the impression that it is their superior in the foundation chain of command
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Unidentifiedgoober
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
rezthemachine
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
"The Love Triangle", a sentient triangle whose sole purpose is to hook people up, romantically, regardless of any previous status.
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Mister_Toasty
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
zoempaws
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Some multiversal shenanigans forces the SCPF to work together with an Shark Punching Centre MFT (marine fighting team). The twist is that the SPC turn out to be hyper-competent.
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Gelbsucht_IE
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
BlazingPie
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Handbag/purse whatever full of spiders. It never runs out of spiders and you cannot put any non-spider thing into this purse. (I hope this is sufficiently dumb—please let me know if that is not the case.)
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
mxsinister
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Mister_Toasty
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Ichthyosaurs operating out of the Jurassic Coast have managed to hack the British Government, the palaeo-cyber security community is in shambles.
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
ThyCheshireCat
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
vapidpoem
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
A horror article about a bird feeder with a camera built in, allowing you to watch the birds stop by. However, every night the bird feeder will summon a man who consumes all the bird seeds. If you don't regularly fill the bird feeder, dead birds will start flooding your lawn, severely impacting the local wildlife and getting you arrested for eco-terrorism. Bonus points if these bird feeders were mass produced.
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
kingofmice
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
libraryofbabel
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
A math equation so utterly baffling that it cause anyone who tries to answer have indigestion
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Detective_O 1
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
cdudeman123
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Politically corrupt apple
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
fermentating
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
letova
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Frighteningly enormous crowd of people (holding hands and singing together): “🎶he’s got the whole world’s fingers, in his mouth🎵” to the tune of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ0crxOVEEQ (public domain song, not public domain rendition of the song)
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
lordstonefish
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
poltatherian
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
A really really dumb, really really scared Foundation researcher accidentally contains their coworker
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
TopDownUnder
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
hourlyalice
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Holy shit that sucks man' but like it's actually a holy (angelic) shit (feces) that sucks (vacuum? open to interpretation) man (man).
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Hikarinu
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
xhawk77x
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
A horse is married to an entire church congregation, including the priest, in a valid wedding ceremony.
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
LightlessLantern
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
dalaillama
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
An Explained or Neutralized SCP following a small group of MTF soldiers and their dog looking for a ghost in a supposedly haunted location. It needs to have as many Scooby-Doo references as feasible.
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
letova
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
MateB
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
an scp thats a moss ball with Googly eyes and everytime you look at the ball you turn into moss.
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
DirEthan
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
AltaLego
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
A man tries to make a grilled cheese. This is objectively bad.
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
troutmaskreplica
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Miss Lovecraft
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Ayn Rand is the reincarnation of the fairy queen Mab’s lover and most loyal knight and had lesbian mind sex with her as a way to produce Atlas Shrugged. Note overtly sexual content isn’t allowed. The sex can be a metaphor. The romance should be real and steamy. AO3 levels. That’s all
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Cathy Autumn
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
whenwerewe
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
DOG EATING CONTEST
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
mothmanUXO
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Doctor Cimmerian
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Man eating monster, coincidentally, is purple, flies, and has one eye and one horn (or, is a reference to another pop culture phenomenon based on a description of characteristics alone). This is only a problem because the Foundation cannot manage to get anyone to take it seriously.
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Mooys
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
mm24b_7
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
An Explained article about a poorly understood cult in a rural town that worships a giant cocktail shrimp buried in the nearby woods. The Foundation intervenes after catching wind of online claims from people stating to have witnessed cult activities. After collecting testimony and evidence that might back them up, the Foundation is ready to give the town nexus status but decides to look into any possible link between witnesses. Turns out they were all guests at this party where they got high on psychedelics and hallucinated all the phenomena.
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
JNColossus
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Cerastes
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
The Foundation must make a anime gacha game that gives them at least $500 million in profit to prevent an Alagaddan invasion from occurring
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
alienspacebat
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Hikarinu
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
An Electric Razor that gives people more body hair rather than shaving it off.
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
thanthedemoness
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
TealQuacks
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Roll of tape that is evil
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Rhineriver
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
DappledDaspletosaur
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
“dado’s apartment of abnormal and panopticon rental service” (dado/Department of Abnormalities crossover episode. Good fucking luck)
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
plaguepjp
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
zyde
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
It is a closely guarded secret that the O5 council shares one brain cell. Shame the one currently using it had to go and die.
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
DappledDaspletosaur
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
demolitionderpy
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
A sentient booger that travels from host to host and turns people's brains into snot.
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
koscheiisms
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
DeLuxuryCastle
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Before you may contain me you must first answer my riddles three. The order is simply P-V-C
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
hourlyalice
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
kingofmice
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
A device that offers you either a million dollars or a dog that doubles in age every second. The properties persist.
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Goobomber
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
ripplequeen
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
A bunch of anglerfish in the depths of the Pacific Ocean gather every two weeks to perform several lost media metal records. Any and every human swimming in the depths of the Pacific Ocean within a 2 km radius from said anglerfish during said gathering experience psychedelic hallucinations followed by a temporary catatonic state. If rescued (alive, of course), humans affected by these anglerfish will only be able to communicate in screamo vocals for the rest of their lives.
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Miss Lovecraft
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
DirEthan
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
The city of Hoboken New Jersey was made by the foundation to keep something contained. Trouble is, the Foundation has no record of what’s supposed to be contained, or if it’s still there.
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
TealQuacks
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Ex320kyt
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
A food processor robot (like a Thermomix) that, after you turn it on, will make a professional dish in 3 minutes. This dish will be made of your least favorite food. The machine does not need ingredients, and never uses inedible ones like iron, glass, or the like. It will avoid using any food you are allergic to. The dish is usually pretty tasty to people who don’t have issues with your least favorite food.
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Ares1909
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
LightlessLantern
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
scp that turns your immune system into a nonprofit ngo
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Fr0stbyte
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
ulyssesbark
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
A doorknob that, when installed into a door, eventually causes the surrounding building to blow up through some random catastrophe. However, the door, doorknob, door hinge, flooring, support, and anything else that keeps the door standing will remain untouched.
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
dalaillama
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Gelbsucht_IE
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Neurologically Explosive Fish: Fish that blows up your mind.
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
mahalayati
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
thanthedemoness
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
The Foundation finds why socks disappear everyday and everywhere and find a way to stop this. Unfortunately, they discover why this is a bad idea in the worst way ever.
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
heck_tech
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
mxsinister
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
The six-seven meme. Take yourself as seriously as possible.
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
poltatherian
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
wondrous expanse
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
write an article from the perspective of a Foundation that has been mentally and physically transformed into toddlers1 by some kind of powerful monster/phenomenon. this toddler-fied Foundation must then contain said anomaly and try to continue day-to-day operations as usual. everyone retains their approximate intelligence and personalities, but find it difficult to articulate well and, of course, have the emotional maturity of preschoolers. they are the only ones effected by this phenomena — all humans outside the Foundation remain the same. hijinks ensue.
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
demolitionderpy
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
blueeyedfox_
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Jared is a guy from Missouri. One day, all documents referencing his name were changed to say “Gared”. He tried to get them changed. They just changed back. Only the Foundation can help him now.
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
libraryofbabel
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
popsioak
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
A skip that reproduces Shakespearean plays using random insects, specific example being a Romeo and Juliet story involving a wasp and a bee.
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
zale13
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Eeveerian
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
[[image harmacyimage.png]]
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Harmacy
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Rhineriver
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
035 & 049 survive an American Airport / "What's going on in American airports that a murder monster considers it their worst nightmare?"
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
velvetnell
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
ProblemPal
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
trees revolt against being used to wipe asses, violently
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
popsioak
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
byzantophile
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Two people who are not real try to blend into a facility as foundation personnel
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
cdudeman123
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
SeekGull
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Reeincarnating blue colored clown mobsters
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
22o9L
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
TopDownUnder
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
evil island that turns you into a cyborg
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
NebulousStar
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
onlineopossum
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Romcom Hell World, where everyone who isn’t singing is probably making out in the rain, or sunset, under the bleachers, on the roof, anywhere not currently occupied by a musical number. How does anything get done? Don’t worry about it, cmon, we have to pretend to be dating so your family doesn’t ask awkward questions at the wedding!
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
didelphia poss
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
booblesnoot
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Entity that infiltrates small political movements and anomalously convinces them to make 'increasing the social acceptability of peeing in pools' their main issue.
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
KatyaStrangelove
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
theemeraldwolf
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
A story about Blorb, the wizard rat who ate all of the moon cheese
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
DrBlitz
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
ubergoober
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
A continually running Dance Dance Revolution arcade machine that has to be played at all times to keep the earth spinning.
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Cerastes
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
costyfishy & Btibble
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
The central anomaly MUST be at least 2000 paper airplanes, with at least one significant mention of a K-Class Scenario.
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
DreadnoughtGalaxy
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
koscheiisms
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
SCP stickers that make anything they are stuck to legal Foundation property
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Mimi Q Binn
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Doctor Infraviolet
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Evil supernatural TV show that targets a single person and makes the nearest 99 people try to hunt them down and kill them, while broadcasting the event like a regular tv show or youtube channel with obnoxious edits and visuals. If they survive the next 24 hours they get a briefcase with junky knickknacks and giftcards and branded t-shirts.
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
AltaLego
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Detective_O 1
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
An apollyon monkey that has 65000 hands on each of its 12 arms that hold every firearm ever produced in the universe and is gay and has a rly unserious attitude and and says he "wants to shit" on the planet and after he made this statement, diarrhoea begins rain on the earth
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
mm24b_7
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
mattam
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Ghost hunting show where ghosts hunt ghost hunters
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
dfastillo
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
KatyaStrangelove
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
A Kangaroo Court
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
costyfishy & Btibble
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
InanimateStudy
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
A particularly grumpy anomaly forces the on-site therapist to request the aid of one of the Foundation's oldest departments: the Department of Foolishness. A Foundation trained jester, Dolly, is assigned to the case.
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
animal hospital
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
hiddenweta
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
There is a famous saying that "it takes a village to raise a child". Write an article based on the phrase "it takes a child to raise a village".
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
whenwerewe
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
HaydenSaintPascal
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
There's an antimemetic effect surrounding traffic cones, but only on tuesdays. Several foundation facilities are destroyed because of this.
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
mattam
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Goobomber
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Animal rescue operation becomes replacing the entire work force of [legally distinct tax help company] out of a love of the game. (Fucking people over) Also known as, I pulled a fish from the ocean and it filed my taxes in return.
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
zyde
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
DreadnoughtGalaxy
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
A researcher who somehow reincarnated as an ordinary object used in the lounge of the foundation and is at peace with it, where he finds out his crush can communicate to him and wants to marry him despite the circumstances
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Shirley Sterling
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
DrBlitz
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
man who manifests inside your bathroom and makes you pay to enter
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
byzantophile
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
sylvester_prince
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
What if their was an immortal lizard that thought things were disgusting that the Foundation keeps in acid for some reason
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
ulyssesbark
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
FrankEntropy
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
immortal baby stuck in a concrete wall
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
sylvester_prince
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[/table]]
@@ @@
[[=]]
++ **Backup and Reassigned Prompts**
[[/=]]

@@ @@
[[table style="border-collapse: collapse; width: 100%;"]]
[[row]]
[[hcell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px;"]]
Writer
[[/hcell]]
[[hcell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px;"]]
Assigned
[[/hcell]]
[[hcell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px;"]]
Prompter
[[/hcell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Harmacy
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
beatles but orange
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
The Frodmaer Club
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]

[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
babe in the woods
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
switchitea
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]

[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Write a story with 15-20 plot twists. Can be played seriously or not. The significance of the plot twists may vary, but it's better to get some big ones in there.
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
frankentropy
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]

[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
"Jesus Christ: Time Cop" basically Jesus is an agent of the time police and he catches and imprisons people who come back in time to meet him/save him.
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Doctor Cimmerian
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
AWhiteBoy
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Urine is stored in the balloons.
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
PenumbralChoir
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]

[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Statue that only moves when you smell it
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
AWhiteBoy
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
mahalayati
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
The moon has a giant machine gun turret attached to it pointed directly at the earth
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Theworm4444
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
fermentating
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
the sensation you get from eating a slice of cold cheese fresh outta the fridge
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Tacticalnecromancy
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
KatyaStrangelove
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
"The Game" is a cognitohazard
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
AWhiteBoy
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Theworm4444
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
A bad written letter for santa by a little kid, after someone tries to read it, the subject will have problems, writing, spelling or saying a word with 2 vowels in a row
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
DeLuxuryCastle
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Mathgeek
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
acid rain but it's LSD
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
jazzwave
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Mimi Q Binn
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
"You just found out about this whole ""SCP"" thing a couple of days ago, and it looks really cool! You've only read up to SCP-500 or so, but you get the gist. Now you're ready to take a shot at writing your own!
The article should have that series 1 charm, including:
-At least one redaction of major information
-Explicitly referencing at least one classic series 1 SCP
-An MTF exploration log where at least one member dies."
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Mathgeek
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
heck_tech
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
old man that cant fall over unless he's pushed
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
BAD_DATA
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
J DUNE
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Horse Cop
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
AWhiteBoy
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Shirley_stirling
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Life gave this guy way too many lemons
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
AWhiteBoy
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
jazzwave
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Slug politics
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
lordstonefish
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
mothmanUXO
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Box that if you look inside of you freaking die
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
AWhiteBoy
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
ThyChesireCat
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
A person that fishes for private property (as in, literally uses a fishing rod to literally fish for and catch owned land, houses and such).
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
eeveerian
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
animal hospital
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
A spoon with legs and a mouth. When food of any kind is in a room with the spoon, it will attempt to feed all of it to the nearest person by jumping in and out of their mouth. The spoon only speaks one word: "Yum." This word is spoken at different frequencies, indicating that it is a language. The spoon also wears a small Batman cowl.
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
wondrous expanse
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
LeraviTheXatu
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Biblically Accurate Hand Grenade
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
AWhiteBoy
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
starlady
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Room Temperature Horror
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
wackdog`
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]

[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Penny farthing that is really intuitive to ride
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
AWhiteBoy
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]

[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
A key that can open exactly 50% of locks
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
BAD_DATA
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]

[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
What if a pear was cold.
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
wackdog
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]

[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB2kNDTUkgI based off the first clip
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
awhiteboy
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]

[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
burger made of atoms all in the shape of burgers
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
awhiteboy
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[row]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]

[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
Upon encountering a jawless fish, foundation agents are anomalously under the impression that it is their superior in the foundation chain of command
[[/cell]]
[[cell style="border: 1px solid silver; padding: 6px; vertical-align: top;"]]
unidentifiedgoober
[[/cell]]
[[/row]]

[[/table]]


[[/div]]

[[=]]
+ **Entry List**

(Entries will show up here when tagged.[[footnote]]There can be delays on this due to listpages caching.[[/footnote]])
[[/=]]

[[div class="entry-list"]]
[[module ListPages category="_default adult" separate="no" tags="+dumbcon2026-unofficial -hub -donotshowupinmodule" perPage="500" order="random" wrapper="no"]]
[[div class="entry"]]
[[div class="title"]]
%%title_linked%% by [[span class="entry-author"]]%%created_by%%[[/span]]
[[/div]]
[[div class="description"]]
%%content{2}%%
[[/div]]
[[/div]]
>
>
[[/module]]
[[/div]]

[[=]]
[[collapsible show="+ Click here to see the entries in order of ranking +" hide="- Click here to minimize -"]]
[[<]]
[[div class="entry-list ranked-list"]]
[[module ListPages category="_default adult" separate="no" tags="+dumbcon2026-unofficial -hub -donotshowupinmodule" perPage="500" order="rating desc" wrapper="no"]]
[[div class="entry"]]
[[div class="title"]]
[[div class="index"]]
%%index%%
[[/div]]
[[div class="name"]]
%%title_linked%% by [[span class="entry-author"]]%%created_by%%[[/span]]
[[/div]]
[[div class="rating"]]
(%%rating%%)
[[/div]]
[[/div]]
[[div class="description"]]
%%content{2}%%
[[/div]]
[[/div]]
>
>
[[/module]]
[[/div]]
[[/<]]
[[/collapsible]]
[[collapsible show="+ Click here to see the entries in order of posting +" hide="- Click here to minimize -"]]
[[<]]
[[div class="entry-list"]]
[[module ListPages category="_default adult" separate="no" tags="+dumbcon2026-unofficial -hub -donotshowupinmodule" perPage="500" order="created_at desc" wrapper="no"]]
[[div class="entry"]]
[[div class="title"]]
%%title_linked%% by [[span class="entry-author"]]%%created_by%%[[/span]]
[[/div]]
[[div class="description"]]
%%content{2}%%
[[/div]]
[[/div]]
>
>
[[/module]]
[[/div]]
[[/<]]
[[/collapsible]]
[[/=]]

[[=]]
+ **The Rules**
[[/=]]

[[div class="blockquote" style="background:#f9ffb5;"]] 
**1a.** Each contestant must submit **1** dumb/bad idea to either [[*user wackdog]], [[*user bad_data]] or [[*user awhiteboy]].

**1b.** Organisers may reject a submitted idea and request a new one if it is not deemed dumb/bad enough.

**2a.** Each contestant may submit a list of things they are uncomfortable writing.

**2b.** If you receive a prompt and realise you are not comfortable writing it, please reach out to either [[*user wackdog]], [[*user bad_data]] or [[*user awhiteboy]] to request a different prompt.

**3.** Each contestant will receive a prompt at random, taking into account their preferences.

**4.** The idea must be written as a **mainlist SCP**, which is not a shitpost.

**5a.** Overtly sexual or hateful ideas are not allowed, as our content farm creator needs to maintain monetization on the video. This may be negotiable with hosts, however you will be forfeiting the first place prize.

**5b.** All prompts must be CC compliant and thus cannot contain any copyrighted characters or companies as central to the idea. Sorry chat, no blue hedgehogs.

**6.** Submissions must be posted within the posting window. No major edits can be made to submissions after they are posted. Submissions cannot be reposted.

**7.** Submissions **must** be tagged with {{dumbcon2026-unofficial}}

**8.** Collaboration is permitted, however each person can only take credit for one submission. Multiple submissions associated with one person are not allowed.

**9.** Attempts to swindle or otherwise go against the spirit of the contest may result in disqualification from the contest at the discretion of contest hosts.

**10.** Winners will be decided based on total upvote count.
[[/div]]

@@ @@
@@ @@ 
@@ @@

[[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box]]
> **Filename:** LOGO.png
> **Author:** wackdog
> **License:** CC BY-SA 3.0
> **Source Link:** https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/local--files/dumbcon/LOGO.png

> **Filename:** frame.png
> **Author:** wackdog
> **License:** CC BY-SA 3.0
> **Source Link:** https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/local--files/dumbcon/frame.png
[[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box-end]]


[[module css]]

.entry-list {
    margin: auto;
    display: grid;
    margin-block: .75rem;
    padding-inline-start: 1rem;
    padding: 2rem;
    background-color: #DEF3FD;
    box-shadow: 0 1px 6px rgba(0,0,0,.25);
    text-align: left;
    max-width: 85% !important;
}

.entry {
    padding: .1rem;
    transition: background-color .175s ease-out;
}
.entry:is(:hover,:focus-within) { background-color: rgb(var(--basalt-undertone),.175); }

.entry .title {
    font-size: 1.125em;
}
.entry .title  p { margin: 0; }
.entry .title :is(a,.entry-author) { font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; }

.ranked-list .title {
    display: flex;
    justify-content: space-between;
}

.ranked-list .title .index {
   width: 2.5em;
   text-align: left;
}

.ranked-list .title .rating {
    margin-left: auto;
}

.description > :not(.preview) { display: none!important; }
.description > .preview {
    display: block;
    padding-block: .125rem;
    font-size: .875em;
    text-align: start;
    margin-inline-start: 1.5rem;
}
.preview > p {
    margin-block: .55em;
}
.preview > p:first-child { margin-block-start: .25em; }
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.entry-list .entry::marker {
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.entry .description {
    display: none;
    position: absolute;
    background: #E4E1D2;
    box-shadow: 6px 6px 0px rgba(0,0,0,.05),
        0 1px 6px rgba(0,0,0,.25);
    margin-right: -20px;
    pointer-events: none;
}

.entry .description .preview {
    margin-left: 0;
    margin: 0.5rem 1rem;
}

.entry:hover .description, .entry:active .description {
    display: block;
    animation-name: desc-bounce;
    animation-duration: 0.1s;
}

/* slop */

 #side-bar::before {
  content: "#slop-bar";
  position: static;
  width: 100%;
  text-align: center;
  height: max-content!important;
  direction: ltr;
}

#footer > a::before {
  content: "Wikislop.com";
  font-size: var(--footer-font-size);
}

#footer > a {
  font-size: 0;
}

#more-options-button::before {
  content: "+ Sloptions";
  font-size: calc(var(--true-font-size)*.875);
}

#more-options-button {
  font-size: 0;
}
[[/module]]