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[[=]]
+++ Hi!

I'm Errata, or Crystal, or Akumeoy, or Communism will win. Most people here call me CWW though.

+++ Works

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[[[SCP-8349]]] - You're Alive To Read It[[footnote]]this and lunar impact were part of a thing i was trying out where like the dept of abnormalities was like the foundation's workplace surveillance outfit but then the fire suppression department started existing so i downplayed the doa in this one and the workplace surveillance in lunar impact[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-8531]]] - Welcome To Funny[[footnote]]you ever have a post that's like load-bearing to you and nobody else seems to have taken much note of it[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-9760]]] - "Seth"[[footnote]]back before i ported this someone on -jp drew incest yaoi of seth with cain & able[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-6105]]] - Just the Tip[[footnote]]this is just the tip of the iceberg[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-6926]]] - //Help! I Can't Stop Eating Garbage!//[[footnote]]i really wanted a good picture for this but eddybird's commissions aren't open[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-8526]]] - Squidward's ██icide[[footnote]]honestly kind of shocked at how many people unironically like this[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-8467]]] - rotissery chicken[[footnote]]people tend to be interpreting this as "the AIPC is compromised" which i think is significantly less interesting than the alternative[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-8927]]] - Cool Pic[[footnote]]a friend of mine told me this read like i wrote it on autopilot and like honestly yeah kinda[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-8624]]] - Worst Baptism Ever[[footnote]]i have another holy water article that im not porting over because im not happy with it[[/footnote]]
[[[scp-9580 | SCP-958]]]**[[[scp-9580 | 0]]]** - I Was A Teenage Astronaut.[[footnote]]the direct inspiration for this was spending childhood as an egg but i refuse to pigeonhole the article as only a trans thing because there are a lot of reasons someone might feel like they didn't get a childhood[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-8462]]] - Because It's Cold There[[footnote]]in reference to the antarctica tld[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-8341]]] - The "I'm Gay" Bomb[[footnote]]kind of a riff on like the classic gaw log with a lot of back and forth leading up to the inspiration/creation of the anomaly. it's just one annoying girl and a really grumpy guy[[/footnote]]
[[[scp-8402 | SCP-84]]]**[[[scp-8402 | 0]]]**[[[scp-8402 | 2]]] - Mossback.[[footnote]]this guy (i do think of mossback as a guy) was conceived of as like a mascot character. if this article was posted in 2009 people would be cosplaying mossback[[/footnote]]
[[[scp-9508 | SCP-95]]]**[[[scp-9508 | 0]]]**[[[scp-9508 | 8]]] - Open Mouth.[[footnote]]had to tone down the horniness on this one several times while i was writing[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-8168]]] - the opps are doing portrait of dorian gray shit to me[[footnote]]i don't know why this one felt like it needed a really goofy title but it did[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-8641]]] - Take a Nap[[footnote]]i'm not really happy with the discovery section on this one but rewriting isn't really a priority[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-9839]]] - Hyperrealistic Blood[[footnote]]what i wouldn't give for the ability to delete all the cringe i've ever posted[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-9389]]] - Lunar Impact[[footnote]]that's amore[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-9938]]] - Watch the World Die[[footnote]]it's coasts[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-9671]]] - The Curtains Were Fucking Blue[[footnote]]i generally think "dunk on people that all of your readers are already inclined to look down on" is not the kind of article i generally respect so if this wasn't doing better than most of my other recent imports i would make a show of like humbly accepting all criticism[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-9716]]] - A Telephone Box[[footnote]]they should un-arc the old one but they're not gonna do that[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-9167]]] - One Shot at Glory[[footnote]]i have a weird history with dentists[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-9245]]] - Egg McMansion[[footnote]]how the fuck did i come up with this one[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-9425]]] - Containment Procedures for a Skull[[footnote]]more people should like consciously ape the structure of old deleted articles i think it's cool[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-9542]]] - The Collaborator[[footnote]]i came up with this one by thinking of like what specifically would get under scp authors' skin. like the idea you're supposed to have is that when someone approaches you for a collab they want your hands[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-9058]]] - St. Jimmy[[footnote]]what if a cat was fucked up and evil? anyways rip to this absolute legend[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-8972]]] - Humpty Dumpty[[footnote]]i'm proud of how the tables on this turned out[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-8841]]] - Vampire Fuck[[footnote]]a specific thing i wanted to do here was to write sex horror without leaning on noncon for shock value[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-8746]]] - The Dollhouse (or: "AAAAAAAAA!!!!")[[footnote]]i did no research for this whatsoever[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-8674]]] - The S Factor[[footnote]]i don't think anyone noticed that partway through the incident log it stops using the letter s[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-8518]]] - Man-Made Object[[footnote]]the very earliest iteration of this idea involved a town where people had antimemetic pits in their basements that they would throw things into if they didn't want to think about them[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-7648]]] - No More Japes[[footnote]]this one isn't really "about" anything so it's no surprise to me that it's not really going anywhere[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-8476]]] - Disruptive Paper Clip[[footnote]]people went some places i really didn't expect with this one it's interesting[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-8314]]] - Donkey Kong is Dead[[footnote]]IF LICENSING DELETES THIS FOR REFERENCING THE INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY OF NINTENDO CO., LTD. I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-8072]]] - Dealbreakers[[footnote]]why don't chuds like this one i don't get it[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-024-J]]] - Fellas...[[footnote]]if you sent a mobile task force of women to contain this they would all start kissing each other[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-8164]]] - Sidereal Looper[[footnote]]this one has a pretty concrete explanation but nobody gaf about this article for some reason[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-8251]]] - See Above[[footnote]]yeah debuting with this went about as well as i could have possibly hoped for[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-4404]]] - The Scent of Silence[[footnote]]this one might actually benefit from being longer or having a tale or some shit[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-4018]]] - Eye[[footnote]]in retrospect a very eggy article like u can feel the aimless frustration radiating out of this[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-018-J]]] - Normal Trench Coat Worn By An Adult[[footnote]]funny scp Rofl[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-4004]]] - A Dream Come True (collab with [[*user kinchtheknifeblade]])[[footnote]]i really should have namedropped rube goldberg somewhere in here[[/footnote]]
[[[Serving the Twin Cities Since 2021]]][[footnote]]this is before i got good at dialogue or plotting but i like the vibes here. an apocalypse where they have like public radio[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-3406]]] - Awakening[[footnote]]the photoshop here sucks i should get a new one[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-3269]]] - Pop Culture[[footnote]]could have been a bit longer and way grosser[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-3181]]] - Lemme Get It Boneless[[footnote]]everyone loves this shit and honestly they're correct it fucking owns[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-3158]]] - Inconvenient[[footnote]]imperialism article good politics ummmm yeah[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-3154]]] - Terminal State Inducer[[footnote]]lowkey a perfect article[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-3124]]] - Not a Football[[footnote]]article very obviously written before ai was everywhere[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-3116]]] - It's time to stop posting[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-3028]]] - Take On Me[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-3909]]] - Wu Tang Clan Ain't Nuthing ta Fuck To[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-3808]]] - Bacon Cheeseburger That Demands Justification[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-3707]]] - Fly By Night Only[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-3606]]] - Praise You (collab with [[*user ashbelEro]])[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-3505]]] - Singed, Sealed, Delivered, I'm Yours[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-3404]]] - Down With the Sickness[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[you-already-know-what-the-fuck-is-going-on | untitled essay]]][[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[quote-unquote-art-by-cww | "Art" by CWW]]][[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[the-reason-ulysses-doesn-t-start-with-warning-it-s-got-a-blo | The Reason Ulysses Doesn't Start With WARNING: IT'S GOT A BLOWJOB IN IT]]][[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-3303]]] - Champagne Supernova[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-TLDR-J]]] - An Easily Digestible Document[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-3023]]] - And then it decided to be an angry spider[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-3021]]] - Q=[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-3022]]] - Hooked on a Feeling[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-3024]]] - The Doxx Ghost[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-3113]]] - In My Way[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[Reality, Innocents]]][[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-3003]]] - The End of History[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-2586]]] - That's Not My Name[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-2562]]] - RTFM[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-2726]]] - Post Ghost[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[Shocking Ignorance Regarding Anything Resembling a Structured Set of Rules to be Applied Fairly]]][[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[The Assassination of Beleaguered Normalcy by the Coward Gamers Against Weed]]][[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-1466]]] - A Canary[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-2826]]] - The Boys from Patrol[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[Mr. Normie]]][[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-2842]]] - It's A Meme, You Dip[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-2628]]] - Efficient Tenders of the Artifice[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[Laughter]]][[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-2486]]] - Pomegarrote[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[scp-2864 | Di Molte Voci]]][[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[Confirmed Sightings]]][[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[How to Become a Better Critic]]][[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-2462]]] - I'm so tired of fake friends, drama, liars, being ignored, and getting hurt[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-19316-J]]] - Improper Terminology[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-2804]]] - Fire and Forget[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-103-J]]] - Confirmed[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-2466]]] - Slay Dragon Save City[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-2134]]] - Shelter[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-2926]]] - Image Correcter[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-2808]]] - Doomsday[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-2602|SCP-2602, which used to be a library]]] - Exbibliothetic[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-2526]]] - Autophantotrophic[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-2204]]] - Triple Threat: Intracommunal Men of Obscurity[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-2496]]] - A New Parallel Postulate[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-2122]]] - The Black Hole[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[Inside-Out]]][[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[cav-002 | Nucleation]]][[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-2156]]] - Red and Black[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-2357]]] - The Perfect SCP[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[That's The Joke]]][[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-2020]]] - Cliche, Right?[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-1041]]] - Multiple Pasts Disorder[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-1668]]] - Deliver Us From Knowledge[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-1422]]] - The Yellowstone Anomaly[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-1846]]] - Maize Angel[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-1141]]] - Entrepreneurial Spirit[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-1962]]] - Ancient Egyptian Superweapon[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-1306]]] - Potion of Summon Bird[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-1902]]] - Amnesiac Deity of the Wastes[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-1704]]] - Finished Business[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[Reservoir Skips]]][[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-1564]]] - Post-Nibbanic[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-824]]] - Active Weed Control[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-1868]]] - Speaks For Her[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-1606]]] - Memory Loss[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[In other news,]]][[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-1246]]] - Stone Spiral[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-5280-J]]] - Antiquated Measurement System[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-1626]]] - Drunkshirt[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-____-J]]] - Procrastinati[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-1646]]] - Vendetta[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-1248]]] - Personality Recorder[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-1268]]] - Mass Hysteria[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-984]]] - A Public Restroom[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[Scantron's Proposal]]] - The Foundation[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[Bees]]][[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-1448]]] - Legend Tripping[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-868]]] - Mnemonic Meme[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
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[[[SCP-3026]]] - Fashionable Neurovore, original by Starwarsbanana[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-660]]] - Earthen Womb, original by MelWong[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-1394]]] - Dream Syringe, original by MookVanguard[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-402]]] - Obsidian Absorber, original by Eberstrom, prior rewrite by QuantumApples[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-928]]] - The White King, original by Dave Rapp[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-625]]] - Anklebiters, original by Dr Kondraki[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-336]]] - "Lilith", original by Dr Kondraki (collab w/ [[*user Lumancer]])[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-1347]]] - Box Full of Questions, original by desoldeben[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-148]]] - The "Telekill" Alloy, original by Lt Masipag[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-619]]] - Lucky Jeans, original by far2[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]
[[[SCP-066]]] - Eric's Toy, original author unknown[[footnote]]commentary tbd[[/footnote]]

If any of this information looks wrong to you, don't hesitate to let me know! I've made mistakes before.
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+++ Contact Info

The best way to reach me is Discord, where my handle is Akumeoy. That's my handle on other sites as well. You can also message me on Wikidot if you must -- my account is [[*user Communism will win]].

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+++ Some Notes
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* I exclusively use the pronouns she/her.
* I would love to see any fan content that's made of my work, either by you or by someone else.
* I am not currently offering feedback on any creative endeavors. You can always ask me to //collaborate// on one, but I will almost certainly say no unless we're good friends.
* I have a few dozen articles that I've posted to [http://scpcommune.wikidot.com the SCP Commune]. Some of them are/will be ported here, but others will remain there. Other people have also posted a lot of cool stuff there.
* I'm also doing a screenshot-based Let's Play of the game Pokemon Tectonic. You can read it [https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4091697 here], though it will be periodically unavailable if you don't have a Something Awful account.
* Nothing I say or have said on any platform should be construed as an incitement to, or admission of, illegal activity.



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