Everyone's Proposal

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If you think it's so easy to write a successful 001, then do it your god damn self right here.
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++ NOTICE FROM THE RECORDS AND INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION
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Alright, frankly, I'm quite tired of the recent influx we've had of proposals for the 001 slot of the database, and I'm simultaneously tired of all of the people spamming my inbox about whether or not they deserve to be SCP-001. If you think it's so easy to write a successful 001, then do it your god damn self right here. Direct channel to the O5s and everything. They'll deal with these now. I really just don't care anymore.

Consider this matter closed.

= — Maria Jones, RAISA Director

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+ LEAVE YOUR NEW PROPOSAL BELOW:
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"Error: Not enough GOIs mentioned.",
"Error: Too many GOIs mentioned.",
"Error: Too many typos.",
"Error: Format screw.",
"Error: You are not a top-ten author.",
"Error: This is clearly your last D&D Campaign turned into an SCP.",
"Error: Smells Like Teen Spirit.",
"Error: Too fanfic-y.",
"Error: Making a joke about something being 'too woke' in the form of an error message is inadvisable.",
"Error: Not woke enough.",
"Error: Does not pass Bechdel Test.",
"Error: An Alternate Universe Counterpart Of Yourself Already Has 5 001 proposals.",
"Error: Insufficient author avatars.",
"Error: You didn't use any CSS.",
"Error: The CSS is going to be a goddamn eyesore.",
"Error: ACS code invalid.",
"Error: 'Keter' isn't pronounced like that.",
"Error: All O5s are in the bathroom.",
"Error: This is clearly an OC.",
"Error: Not only is this an OC, this is likely your fursona.",
"Error: I literally saw this on an episode of Warehouse 13.",
"Error: Plagiarized from your imagination.",
"Error: The World Is A Vampire.",
"Error: Rages Against The Machine.",
"Error: 001 Proposal does not contain the secret word of the day: Twink.",
"Error: 001 Proposal does not contain the secret word of the day: Pickman.",
"Error: 001 Proposal does not contain the secret word of the day: Brooklyn.",
"Error: SCP Reel.",
"Error: I need scissors 61.",
"Error: Word count is not a multiple or factor of 69.",
"Error: Does Not Contain A Terry Pratchett reference.",
"Error: Contains a Harry Potter reference.",
"Error: Does not meet minimum wordcount.",
"Error: You are not a member of the Platinum Membership Club.",
"Error: Contains reference that is not CC Compliant.",
"Error: B&.",
"Error: Nobody knows what the hell this is a reference to.",
"Error: You have not read a sufficient amount of SCPs.",
"Error: You have not read a sufficient amount of tales.",
"Error: You have not downvoted this SCP.",
"Error: You are a member of senior staff.",
"Error: You lied about rolling that Nat 20 last game, fucking admit it, you piece of—",
"Error: Anomaly is not compliant with Creative Commons.",
"Error: No image detected.",
"Error: War Broke Out In Heaven.",
"Error: Noncreature Spells Cost 1 More to Cast.",
"Error: Resonance Cascade Detected.",
"Error: No interactive elements detected.",
"Error: I'm not saying you used AI for this, but given the state of the site since the start of the year, I'm not taking any risks.",
"Error: You are not a contributor to any canon on the site.",
"Error: Too long, didn't read.",
"Error: Server outage due to someone pasting the Vaporeon copypasta into the field an arbitrarily large number of times.",
"Error: No emojis detected.",
"Error: Not a number.",
"Error: Not a letter.",
"No Error! Just kidding, if we let people post here, we'd get in so much trouble.",
"Error: You didn't buy the official SCP Foundation NFTs, so you cannot post a 001.",
"Error: Chaos Insurgency IP detected.",
"Error: Non-compatible Timeline detected.",
"Error: 001 Proposal does not contain the secret word of the day: Frown.",
"Error: You Are Not Cool Yet.",
"Error: Overused meme detected.",
"Error: Insufficient lesbians.",
"Error: It Is A Mystery.",
"Error: Deletion threshold reached in 0.0003 ms. New record!",
"Error: You have watched a video by The Rubber in the last 3 years. Even if it was a hate-watch, rules are rules.",
"Error: This Statement Is False.",
"Error: Did you know that world-renowned writer Stephen King was once hit by a car? Just something to consider.",
"Error: This is the funny sex number error message.",
"Error: Recursive references.",
"Error: DDoS Attack Detected.",
"Error: No, John, //you// are the error! And then John was a zombie.",
"Error: But who was phone?",
"Error: More like TERROR. Get Jumpscared!",
"Error: You are a known criminal. (Sentenced to 5 years hard labor for licking doorknobs.)",
"Error: Author of this article has made a huge mistake by adding several more error messages and potentially breaking the code."

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