Link to article: Extended SCP-420-J Experiment Log.
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[[>]] [[module Rate]] [[/>]] Yeah, so, remember a while back when me and M████, we got hold of that [[[SCP-420-J | excellent ████]]], and we were like, whoa, holy ████, that is excellent, and then we shared some of the ████ we had? Well, M████'s like, dude, we should do that again, and I'm like, yeah, man, we totally should, and so we did. ---- __Test One__ //Hey man, you already used that one in the last thing!// --Dr. M████ //Oh yeah. Hold on, lemme count....// --Dr. C████ __--Test One--__ __Test A Billion__ //What the... man, you can't count that high! Fix that ████!// --Dr. M████ __--Test One--__ __Test A --Billion--__ > //Hey man, I gave some of this ████ to [[[SCP-1193 | that dude with the arm]]].// --Dr. M████ > > //Did he like it, man?// --Dr. C████ > > //I think so, man, he gave me a thumb's up.// --Dr. M████ **Transcript SCP-1193-2-WDY-4:** > <Begin Recording, 04/01/2016, 10:26 AM> > > **Dr. Ernest:** Hello, who is calling please? > **SCP-1193-01:** Duuuuude! > **Dr. Ernest:** I'm sorry? > **SCP-1193-01:** Oh my god, man, it's just... duuuuuude! > **Dr. Ernest:** I'm sorry, I don't understand. What are you talking about? > **SCP-1193-01:** Dude, this ████ is excellent, man! > **Dr. Ernest:** What's, um, this ████ you're talking about? > **SCP-1193-01:** Oh, ████, sorry man, gotta go, Dave's here. > **CALL TERMINATED** > > <End Recording> ---- __Test B__ > //I gave some of this ████ to those [[[SCP-2085 | hot catgirl chicks]]], man!// --Dr. C████ > > //I told you, man, quit tryin' to get laid with that ████! Besides, man, they can totally kick your ass all the way back to LA!// --Dr. M████ > > //I know, man, they totally did. Totally worth it, though, man. These chicks really know how to get [[[stealingsolidarityhub | spaced out]]]!// --Dr. C████ ---- __Test C__ > //What if we give some of this ████ to [[[SCP-1171 | that dude who doesn't like anybody]]]? Maybe it'll mellow him out some.// --Dr. M████ > > GO AWAY, MONKEY MAN, YOU DON'T DESERVE THIS ████ --SCP-1171-1 > > //Dude, that ████ worked!// --Dr. C████ ---- __Test D__ > //Hey man, what happened when you gave that ████ to that [[[SCP-1733 | basketball game]]]?// --Dr. M████ > > //Oh wow, man, it turned into a Dead show!// --Dr. C████ > > //Aw, ████ yeah, man, was Jerry there?// --Dr. M████ > > //Yeah, man, he looked pretty good too, for, you know, bein' dead and all.// --Dr. C████ ---- __Test E__ > //Hey man, let's give some of this ████ to that [[[SCP-993 | weird clown guy]]].// --Dr. C████ > > //I dunno, man, clowns are some scary ████.// --Dr. M████ > > //Don't worry, man, it'll be cool.// --Dr. C████ **Incident CN-0993-Q:** On 04/08/16, a new episode of "Bobble the Clown" was intercepted. **Episode Name:** "Bobble Gets Baked" **Episode Description:** The episode begins with Bobble the Clown sitting on a couch smoking a comically-oversized marijuana cigarette. Instead of the typical clown outfit, Bobble is wearing a Bob Marley t-shirt, a gray hoodie, and pajama bottoms decorated with marijuana leaves. The rest of Bobble's costume-- hat, wig, makeup, nose, gloves, and shoes-- are as typical. The episode is divided into three segments: "How To Roll the Perfect Doobie", "How To Make a Bong Out of Found Materials", and "How To Take Over the Regional Black Market Drug Trade With Ruthless Efficiency". The last segment is by far the longest, and ends with a six-plus-minute montage of Bobble the Clown gunning down drug rivals using a wide variety of powerful firearms. > //I **told** you clowns are scary as ████!// --Dr. M████ > > //Yeah, man, totally. But that clown knows his ████.// --Dr. C████ ---- __Test F__ > //Man, I tried to give some of this ████ to [[[SCP-1981 | that old dude who keeps gettin' cut up]]], but he just said No.// --Dr. M████ ---- __Test G__ > //Hey man, we should give some of this ████ to that guy... oh what's his name...? Oh yeah, [[[SCP-2337 | Spanky]]]!// --Dr. M████ **Incident DK-2337-48L:** On 04/17/16, at 23:35, an excessive auditory event occurred in Interview Room 19 at Site-17. Sound pressure measurements estimate loudness in excess of 120 dB within ten meters of Interview Room 19, setting off seismic detectors around the site. Witnesses describe the sound as "like a hacking cough, except cacking". > //Dude. Cack, man. Just... cack.// --Dr. M████ > > //Whoa. That's some deep ████, man.// --Dr. C████ ---- __Test H__ > //Yeah man, so I was looking for a place to light up, without any people around, so I went out on this [[[SCP-087 | staircase]]], and it looked all right, quiet, no one around... but then all this freaky ████ started happenin', and I got out of there, man, but I must have dropped my joint back there somewhere. I just lost my ████, man.// --Dr. C████ **Image Captured 04/22/2016 @ 16:48:** [[collapsible show="Show Image" hide="Hide Image"]] [[include component:image-block name=087x420j-v2-new.jpeg|link="*/local--files/extended-scp-420-j-experiment-log/087x420j-v2.png"|align=left|caption=Yeah, we're done here.]] [[/collapsible]]