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This archive displays all GoI (Group of Interest) format pages that have been featured on the site's front page. For further reading, please view the listing of [http://www.scp-wiki.net/goi-formats all GoI Format documents]. [[=]] *** [[/=]] 75. **[[[pepsi-coke-territorial-holdings| PSYCHE Internal Document 75-03718: PepsiCo/Coca-Cola Territorial Holdings]]]** {{[Global Occult Coalition]}} by LORDXVNV, Aftokrator, Limeyy, Trintavon, GremlinGroup, Ralliston, Trotskyeet, Cyvstvi, AnActualCrow, Fishish, LightlessLantern, and Rakkran [Featured by Staff] * //Despite Coca-Cola seizing the entirety of the Americas, PepsiCo's main headquarters continue to be located within the continental United States of America.// 74. **[[[critter-profile-francis| Critter Profile: Francis!]]]** {{[Wilson's Wildlife Solutions]}} by ratking666 [Featured by Staff] * //From photographs, it's hard to believe he even exists in our reality! He tends to look out of place compared to his surroundings, and there's a good reason.// 73. **[[[SPC-6985| SPC-6985: THE ANTI-SHARK]]]** {{[Shark Punching Center]}} by Crow-Cat [Featured by FlyPurgatorio and Guaire] * //The following are selected examples of SPC-6985 deployment against INEVITABLE Type Deviant Selachians, 3 chosen out of 97 successful missions.// 72. **[[[wniosek-o-dotacje-na-wykorzystanie-paryskiej-architektury| GRANT REQUEST FOR THE UTILIZATION OF PARIS ARCHITECTURE TO PERFORM A MASS EXORCISM OF THE GHOSTS STILL LINGERING WITHIN THE CITY]]]** {{[Prometheus Labs]}} by Ralliston [Featured by scalykitty] * //According to the latest statistics, Paris has the highest ratio of ghosts to living inhabitants out of all cities in the world.// 71. **[[[critter-profile-cack-dealer| Critter Profile: CACK Dealer!]]]** {{[Wilson's Wildlife Solutions]}} by Harmacy [Remixcon 2023 GoI Format category winner prize feature, requested by Harmacy] * //Officers found Dr. Spanko in possession of 439 pounds of purified "cack" cocaine.// ----------- [[collapsible show="Featured GoI format pages 61 through 70" hide="Featured GoI format pages 61 through 70"]] 70. **[[[ambrose-nyc | Ambrose NYC: One of a Kind "Dining"]]]** {{[Ambrose Restaurants]}} by stormbreath [Featured by scalykitty and rab333] * //To Mr. Ambrose: What was the process that led to the creation of Ambrose NYC?// 69. **[[[nexus-hyperline | 'Nexus HyperLine' (N7S2M/ER9C3/X56ID)]]]** {{[Marshall, Carter, and Dark]}} by Ralliston [Featured by Fish^12 and teapet] * //When the real world was revealed to the public back in 2021, the thing most frequently on people's lips were Nexuses.// 68. **[[[grant-request-for-the-usage-of-biological-signaling-molecule | GRANT REQUEST FOR THE USAGE OF BIOLOGICAL SIGNALING MOLECULES TO PROMOTE INTERPERSONAL COLLABORATION IN THE WORKPLACE]]]** {{[Prometheus Labs]}} by UNCGriffin * //Therefore, it is clear that a cheaper solution that provides more consistent results is required.// 67. **[[[Welcome to Dreamland]]]** {{[Parawatch]}} by Cyvstvi [Featured by scalykitty and FlyPurgatorio] * //The site claimed to own the world’s longest roller coaster, but I’m from the UK myself, and I’ve never even heard of Dreamland before.// 66. **[[[FINDING AVALON]]]** {{[Deer College]}} by Fortanono [Featured by fairydoctor, Fortanono, and XHAWK77X] * //At this point in the year, every student at Deer College will have at least a passing idea of how deeply entrenched Fae culture is to Three Portlands.// 65. **[[[ambrose-kepler | Ambrose: Earthen Foods for the Keplerian Palate]]]** {{[Ambrose Restaurants]}} by Alzin Cdag [Featured by DrRevan and ExiAsWell] * //Now I was curious. Twos do not eat. What could possibly be on their menu?// 64. **[[[questions-and-answers | Questions And Answers On Our Shared Faith]]]** {{[Church of the Second Hytoth]}} by stormbreath [Featured by PlaguePJP and scalykitty] * //What are we meant to do with our lives, knowing what we know about the Hytoth?// 63. **[[[The Beat Must Go On]]]** {{[The Wandsmen]}} by Corax D [Featured by Harmacy, AriadnesThread, and Dino@@--@@Draws] * //PHANTOM AIRWAVES IN THREE PORTLANDS!// 62. **[[[critter-profile-constantine| Critter Profile: Constantine!]]]** {{[Wilson's Wildlife Solutions]}} by MetalRavioli * //As you can tell from the picture above, Constantine isn't always very happy.// 61. **[[[critter-profile-chel| Critter Profile: Chel!]]]** {{[Wilson's Wildlife Solutions]}} by EthanHanson [Featured by Uncle Nicolini and fairydoctor] * //Yep. I've been checking and it looks like we're missing some of Chel's documentation.// [[/collapsible]] ----------- [[collapsible show="Featured GoI format pages 51 through 60" hide="Featured GoI format pages 51 through 60"]] 60. **[[[lte-7433-goodrick-kringle| LTE-7433-Goodrick-Kringle ("Serial Teleporting Ursine")]]]** {{[Global Occult Coalition]}} by Starch Tuber [Featured by Pedagon, DrRevan, Harmacy, cdithink, and Jack Waltz] * //The threat does not appear to constantly exist in baseline reality, instead it will periodically manifest in random households…// 59. **[[[project-proposals-1964-011-1974-014| Project Proposals 1964-011/1974-014]]]** {{[Are We Cool Yet?]}} by Moklin [Featured by BattleblockB0ss] * //While inside of the tent, feelings of pleasure and pain are inverted…// 58. **[[[SPC-3008| SPC-3008: A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old BLÅHAJ]]]** {{[Shark Punching Center]}} by Sevenball, rewritten by Tstaffor * //Cult-like communities have spread online praising SPC-3008 as a sapient creature capable of performing extensive feats of reality-warping.// 57. **[[[critter-profile-big-blue| Critter Profile: Big Blue!]]]** {{[Wilson's Wildlife Solutions]}} by Fish^12 [Featured by Pedagon, Dr Sage Evergreen, Comrade Waldo, and Jack Waltz] * //Big Blue enjoys being incorporeal, and passes through objects as if they weren't there.// 56. **[[[adoption-poster-lloyd| Adoption Poster: Lloyd!]]]** {{[Wilson's Wildlife Solutions]}} by Aloices * //He's very good at Monopoly, mind you, even if he says he doesn't practice often.// 55. **[[[critter-profile-lintbugs| Critter Profile: Lintbugs!]]]** {{[Wilson's Wildlife Solutions]}} by Dr Asteria * //And, second, they're in almost every household on Earth, and yet only us and the Supervisors know about them!// 54. **[[[project-proposal-2012-120 | Project Proposal 2012-120: "Art Is A Getaway Drug"]]]** {{[Are We Cool Yet?]}} by Ralliston and JakdragonX [Featured by PlaguePJP and SirRoostALot] * //The exact size of the audience is irrelevant so long as the crowd is overwhelmingly large.// 53. **[[[critter-profile-davy-bones | Critter Profile: Davy Bones!]]]** {{[Wilson's Wildlife Solutions]}} by Tropinano [Featured by tawnyowljones and CEDRIS] * //But what is spectacular about Davy Bones is that Davy isn't the skeleton, but the algae CONTROLLING the skeleton!// 52. **[[[critter-profile-genghis| Critter Profile: Genghis!]]]** {{[Wilson's Wildlife Solutions]}} by JackalRelated [Featured by Zyn and cacbbi] * //Genghis is able to "replicate" into two locusts! Once Genghis eats enough food, he splits right in two.// 51. **[[[project-proposal-2014-733| Project Proposal 2014-733: "The Role of a Lifetime"]]]** {{[Are We Cool Yet?]}} by giant enemy spycrab [Featured by REDESERT] * //I’ve also found that the actors can leave the “set” entirely, going “backstage”.// [[/collapsible]] ----------- [[collapsible show="Featured GoI format pages 41 through 50" hide="Featured GoI format pages 41 through 50"]] 50. **[[[critter-profile-sampson | Critter Profile: Sampson!]]]** {{[Wilson's Wildlife Solutions]}} by Jade Skylar * //When you try and look at Sampson, he appears all blurry, almost like you're looking at him through frosted glass.// 49. **[[[adoption-poster-phoebe | Adoption Poster: Phoebe!]]]** {{[Wilson's Wildlife Solutions]}} by GreenGolem [Featured by tawnyowljones and REDESERT] * //I went in and still can't remember anything about the critter. I'll try again.// 48. **[[[spc-179 | SPC-179: GLORIOUS BEACON]]]** {{[Shark Punching Center]}} by LORDXVNV [Featured by Pedagon, MomBun, Celare, and LORDXVNV] * //SPC-179 is an early-warning system used to identify extraterrestrial and extrasolar Selachian targets.// 47. **[[[Ambrose Transylvania]]]** {{[Ambrose Restaurants]}} by stormbreath * //The venue wants to feed us, and we want to eat! But how to make food that we are actually capable of consuming?// 46. **[[[adoption-poster-pearl| Adoption Poster: Pearl!]]]** {{[Wilson's Wildlife Solutions]}} by Rounderhouse [Featured by Naveil and CoolestShark] * //I can eat// anything//!// 45. **[[[la-rue-posts-willie-s-shine| LaRue Post - Willie's shine]]]** {{[La Rue Macabre]}} by Vivarium [Featured by DianaBerry and Fireknight] * //Come and get it y'all, its the best shine in La Rue!// 44. **[[[critter-profile-chuck| Critter Profile: Chuck.]]]** {{[Wilson's Wildlife Solutions]}} by Uncle Nicolini [Featured by CelesteKara and fabledtiefling] * //Chuck is the name of this fucking hippo we found ourselves saddled with.// 43. **[[[lofi-beats-to-leave-the-planet-to| Away From This Place]]]** {{[The Fifth Church/Fifthist Church]}} by GerrymanderBassist [Featured by Zyn and Tracque_] * //Hey, how’d we get here again?// * //Oh right.// 42. **[[[sc-02-000-22-000| SC-02/000-22/000: Insurance]]]** {{[Chaos Insurgency]}} by Ethagon [JamCon prize feature, requested by Ethagon] * //The thirteen-headed hydra will endlessly battle. Only stopping its rampage with our final defeat.// 41. **[[[project-proposal-2014-012| Project Proposal 2014-012: "Portraits of the Trees"]]]** {{[Are We Cool Yet?]}} by JakdragonX [JamCon prize feature, requested by JakdragonX] * Portraits of the Trees //will be a performance piece in which visitors can gather a firsthand glimpse of the human mind and its response to elevated levels of stress.// [[/collapsible]] ----------- [[collapsible show="Featured GoI format pages 31 through 40" hide="Featured GoI format pages 31 through 40"]] 40. **[[[wans-image-png | WANs_Image.png]]]** {{[Church of the Broken God]}} by Marcelles_Raynes [Featured by Pedagon, Dr Hajovsky, and Impperatrix] * //If you look directly into the face of God, you will see nothing but his wrath.// 39. **[[[A Cosmic Cycle]]]** {{[Arcadia]}} by LillithHollyMisato [Featured by Truc Linh] * //From: Sebastian Brown, Chief Archivist// * //Subject: Project Cosmos// 38. **[[[critter-profile-bakugo | Critter Profile: Bakugo!]]]** {{[Wilson's Wildlife Solutions]}} by Ihp [Featured by Truc Linh] * //Bakugo is a bit standoffish, but he'll eagerly eat an apple out of your hand— or a nightmare out of your brain.// 37. **[[[Deer And The Overseers]]]** {{[Deer College]}} by stormbreath [Featured by The Pighead, Marcelles_Raynes, and Pedagon] * //In honor of the termination of the old Council, I'll be looking at the history of Deer's interactions with them…// 36. **[[[a-song-that-is-unfortunately-about-toes | Single: untitled]]]** {{[The Fifth Church/Fifthist Church]}} by Oboebandgeek99 [Featured by KaraKatt and Dr Gallium] * //While this is inspired by true things(ish) I've embellished the story.// 35. **[[[uiu-file-2001-023 | UIU File: 2001-023]]]** {{[Unusual Incidents Unit]}} by Calibri Bold [Featured by Truc Linh, Claudioss23, and Dr Wile] * //Entity is an immense disembodied eyeball, capable of independent motion and sapient thought.// 34. **[[[my-head-is-on-fire-and-im-not-ok | My Head Is On Fire And I'm (Not) Ok]]]** {{[Oneiroi Collective]}} by Captain Kirby [Featured by JakdragonX, TheMightyMcB, and r0se] * //<_twenty:> i dont think ive had anything that resembles a head in decades.// 33. **[[[critter-profile-zargoth | Critter Profile: ZARGOTH, DESTROYER OF DIMENSIONS!]]]** {{[Wilson's Wildlife Solutions]}} by DarkStuff and Ellie3 [Featured by TheMightyMcB and Naveil] * //IMPORTANT: This Critter Profile is HORRIFICALLY GRUESOME!// 32. **[[[goliath-circa-1505 | Goliath, Circa 1505]]]** {{[Medicean Academy of Occult Arts]}} by RockTeethMothEyes [Featured by TheMightyMcB] * //Goliath is incredibly durable, proving itself to be near impossible to chip or break, save for the severance of its head.// 31. **[[[grant-request-for-a-replacement-keyboard-because-the-caps-lo | GRANT REQUEST FOR A REPLACEMENT KEYBOARD BECAUSE THE CAPS LOCK ON THIS ONE IS BROKEN]]]** {{[Prometheus Labs]}} by Weryllium [Featured by cybersqyd, EzekierAltavista, and Nagiros] * //-Sent from my iPhone// [[/collapsible]] --------- [[collapsible show="Featured GoI format pages 21 through 30" hide="Featured GoI format pages 21 through 30"]] 30. **[[[artist-formerly-known-as-chuck | The Three Documents of "The Artist Formerly Known As Chuck"]]]** {{[Are We Cool Yet?]}} by Monkeysky * //All of our collective effort will focus on turning it into a formidable, immortal guardian of the arts.// 29. **[[[uiu-file-2017-003 | UIU File: 2017-003]]]** {{[Unusual Incidents Unit]}} by weizhong * //Additionally, at the time of this document’s emergence from SCP-1437, all four Kant detectors located around the anomaly failed simultaneously.// 28. **[[[The Sacred Djehuti]]]** {{[Serpent's Hand]}} by Lt Flops and Ayers * //WHAT'S THIS? –MOONSTONE BRAVEHEART OF HELHEIM// 27. **[[[critter-profile-wobbles | Critter Profile: Wobbles!]]]** {{[Wilson's Wildlife Solutions]}} by DrAnnoyingDog and Uncle Nicolini * //IMPORTANT: This Critter Profile is Super Secret!// 26. **[[[SPC-2922]]]** {{[Shark Punching Center]}} by stormbreath * //TEETH-FILLED VOID is a desert within Corbenic that is perpetually night.// 25. **[[[A New Age of Magic]]]** {{[Serpent's Hand]}} by Modern_Erasmus * //You don't approach it, it will approach you. If you're wondering how to approach the blue-blessed, that's a different story.// 24. **[[[hypnotraline | 'Hypnotraline' (TR7K2/2UD9X/53GN8)]]]** {{[Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd.]}} by Veiedhimaedhr * //When Immortality just becomes too exhausting, and the dirt looks so welcoming, Marshall, Carter and Dark will be there to help.// 23. **[[[LTE-2712-Bosch]]]** {{[Global Occult Coalition]}} by shaggydredlocks * //A series of teeth (40 confirmed instances) which appeared spontaneously in and above the Arctic Ocean on 04/08/2███.// 22. **[[[project-proposal-1994-357-a-still-life| Project Proposal 1994-357: "A Still Life"]]]** {{[Are We Cool Yet?]}} by Toa_Vine * //I don't care what you derive from it. Take a person, and have her live in a house where she doesn't continue to age.// 21. **[[[Ringo | Critter Profile: Ringo!]]]** {{[Wilson's Wildlife Solutions]}} by HotColes * //Laura suggested that we delete this file, but I decided that it was better to keep it as a reference. This is history for us, after all.// [[/collapsible]] --------- [[collapsible show="Featured GoI format pages 11 through 20" hide="Featured GoI format pages 11 through 20"]] 20. **[[[The Grove of Exiles]]]** {{[Serpent's Hand]}} by TechSorcerer2747 [contest prize feature requested by aismallard] * //The world beneath the well is accessible via a very specific set of instructions.// 19. **[[[captain-kirby-s-holistic-proposal | Captain Kirby's Proposal, Or Something]]]** {{[Shark Punching Center]}} by Captain Kirby * //Molecular fist-shaped proteins deliver rapid strikes to all selachian surfaces they touch. Optimal for area-of-effect pugilizing.// 18. **[[[new-buteo-series-mechanical-exoskeleton | Anderson Robotics' Installation Guide: Your New Buteo Series Mechanical Exoskeleton!]]]** {{[Anderson Robotics]}} by OthellotheCat * //Ever felt like skydiving? This exoskeleton can withstand a fall from 15,000 feet, so you won't need to worry about a parachute!// 17. **[[[you-and-me | Track 4: You and Me]]]** {{[The Fifth Church/Fifthist Church]}} by djkaktus, recording by Oboebandgeek99 * //You and me, Should take a trip across the galaxy, And feel the waves of our own energy…// 16. **[[[the-dark-web-dke79-o2rg5-4jlw6 | 'The Dark Web' (DKE79/O2RG5/4JLW6)]]]** {{[Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd.]}} by DrChandra * //It is operated by a shell company in order to avoid any uncouth associations our customers may have against the Marshall, Carter and Dark brand.// 15. **[[[schulman-ny-programmable-mnestic-device-ac34d-nc77q-95dcs | 'Schulman-NY Programmable Mnestic Device' (AC34D/NC77Q/95DCS)]]]** {{[Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd.]}} by WrongJohnSilver and Cyantreuse [contest prize feature] * //I developed a device which is capable of altering memory recall, and even reversing memory expungement entirely.// 14. **[[[uiu-file-2014-014 | UIU File: 2014-014]]]** {{[Unusual Incidents Unit]}} by LordStonefish and 9Volt * //Summary: Entity resembles a metaphysical shadow of a basking shark, and possesses a conceptuvorous diet.// 13. **[[[prantortiz-the-vile | P'rantortiz the Vile]]]** {{[The Black Queen]}} by Shaggydredlocks * //We know that holy water has an adverse effect on it, but it isn't exactly enough to disable the demon completely.// 12. **[[[The Lord of Endowments]]]** {{[Serpent's Hand]}} by sirpudding * //At sometime in the 10th century C.E. the Lord of Endowments manifested somewhere in the Atlas Mountains. It uplifted its herald and began to attract a small group of followers.// 11. **[[[Unicorn Horn | 'Unicorn Horn' (HYTCH/8FNE6/B77KT)]]]** {{[Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd.]}} by GreenWolf * //It is my recommendation that we use the breeding pairs provided to us by Prometheus Labs to establish a steady supply of unicorn horn, which can then be sold as a contraceptive, curative, and assassination tool.// [[/collapsible]] --------- [[collapsible show="Featured GoI format pages 1 through 10" hide="Featured GoI format pages 1 through 10"]] 10. **[[[16th wondertainment donation | Sixteenth Wondertainment Donation]]]** {{[Manna Charitable Foundation]}} by Dr Reach * //Reload charge after every use. Candy not included.// 9. **[[[KoI Format]]]** {{[Serpent's Hand]}} by SpectralDragon * //PROTECTOR HUMANS WILL KEEP NON-FEEDER OR PROTECTOR HUMANS FROM HURTING THE SCHOOL. ALWAYS ASK FOR FOOD.// 8. **[[[broken mind | The Broken Mind]]]** {{[Church of the Broken God]}} by FortuneFavorsBold * //But alas and woe! In the chamber below a great boulder had fallen, and the glorious Mind lay smashed in the rubble.// 7. **[[[hello-i-am-an-eldritch-horror | Hello, I Am an Eldritch Horror]]]** {{[Serpent's Hand]}} by KnightKnight * //I constantly move between worlds, once I have finished consuming them, but am currently jailed by the SCP Foundation.// 6. **[[[SPC-140]]]** {{[Shark Punching Center]}} by sirpudding * //Agents are to make every effort to secure the hides and ink of CYAN ABYSS Deviant-Type Selachian Entities, and to secure any other instances of BRONZE UPPERCUT.// 5. **[[[xiupania | #Xiupania]]]** {{[Oneiroi Collective]}} by Faminepulse * //Xiupania is a concrete low fantasy. An individual’s powers within Xiupania are semi-mundane.// 4. **[[[recruitment-drive-28126 | Recruitment Drive (R-28126)]]]** {{[The Factory]}} by tretter * //While they were not initially interested, after a short tour of the facility, and contact with an elder foreman in charge of recruitment, they changed their minds.// 3. **[[[project-proposal-2004-024 | Project Proposal 2004-024: "My Father's Values"]]]** {{[Are We Cool Yet?]}} by Zolgamax * //Handshakes of insufficient pressure will result in the actor breaking the weak shaker's hand through grip strength. (Not sure what happens if you don't shake his/her hand. Wouldn't advise that.)// 2. **[[[rogue-ai-nveo4-yvn3e-pn6ug | 'Rogue AI' (NVEO4/YVN3E/PN6UG)]]]** {{[Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd.]}} by Doctor Cimmerian * //All intelligences are rated at or above level 2 on the Asimov AI Scale. Due to customization options each intelligence may possess a variety of knowledge and skills that are tailored to the buyer's needs.// 1. **[[[grant-request-for-the-construction-of-an-interstellar-scienc | GRANT REQUEST FOR THE CONSTRUCTION OF AN INTERSTELLAR SCIENCE VESSEL]]]** {{[Prometheus Labs]}} by GreenWolf * //750 million USD to create the Reissner-Nordström black hole. 200 million USD to construct the superconducting blades...// [[/collapsible]]