Me vs you (also know as Felixou’s author page)

Link to article: Me vs you (also know as Felixou’s author page).



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[[>]]
[[module Rate]]
[[/>]]

[[div class="blockquote"]]
Well, hello there. I am Felix, also known as Felixou.
I am a French Canadian (also known as //Quebecois//) who enjoys the world of SCP and sometimes writes about it. My pronouns are he/him.

Anyways, welcome (or welcome back) to my author page. Below is a list of my work on the wiki. Idk what else to say.
[[/div]]

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++ __SCPs__
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[[div class="caser"]]
[[image https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/local--files/scp-6111/Memoriathumbnail.jpg link="https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6111"]]
++++* [[[SCP-6111]]]
Co-authored with [[*user ZG1906]]
[[span class="hoverdesc"]]//Approximately three days after the theft of SCP-6111, multiple D-Class were reported missing from their cells.//[[/span]]
[[/div]]
 
[[div class="caser"]]
[[image https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-6266/thumbnail.jpg link="https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6266"]]
++++* [[[SCP-6266]]]
Co-authored with [[*user roundabouts]]
[[span class="hoverdesc"]]//"I just wanted to see what would happen when someone affected by alcohol used SCP-6266"//.[[/span]]
[[/div]]

[[div class="caser"]]
[[image https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-6388/OuterSpace.jpg link="https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6388"]]
++++* [[[SCP-6388]]]
[[span class="hoverdesc"]]//"So you killed it?"//
//"'Course I did. It surely didn't move after that."//[[/span]]
[[/div]]

[[div class="caser"]]
[[image https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-6822/Cromthumbnail.png link="https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6822"]]
++++* [[[SCP-6822]]]
Co-authored with [[*user Jack Waltz]]
[[span class="hoverdesc"]]//You feel like you're floating, like in those dreams you have every once in a while.//

//Your lungs are filled with the refreshing air, every last bit of it holding the taste of nature.//[[/span]]
[[/div]]

[[div class="caser"]]
[[image https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-7878/everything.png link="https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7878"]]
++++* [[[SCP-7878]]]
[[span class="hoverdesc"]]//Doing Everything, Everywhere, All At Once.//
[[/span]]
[[/div]]

[[div class="caser"]]
[[image https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-4380/first.png link="https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4380"]]
++++* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4380 SCP-001]
[[span class="hoverdesc"]]//1 + 1 = 1//
[[/span]]
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[[div class="caser"]]
[[image https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-7788/asphodel-white.png link="https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7788"]]
++++* [[[SCP-7788]]]
Co-authored with [[*user Jack Waltz]]
[[span class="hoverdesc"]]//The wheat moves once more and shines golden under the sun.//
[[/span]]
[[/div]]

[[div class="caser"]]
[[image https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-7453/deal.png link="https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7453"]]
++++* [[[SCP-7453]]]
[[span class="hoverdesc"]]//God, I am so sorry.//
[[/span]]
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[[image https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/unexpected-light/unexpected.jpg link="https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/unexpected-light"]]
++++* [[[Unexpected Light]]]
[[span class="hoverdesc"]]//He thought of the sun, the big red monstrosity that broke the day, and was waiting to break **his** day//...[[/span]]
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[[image https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/local--files/ninth-circle/Ninth.jpg link="https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/ninth-circle"]]
++++* [[[Ninth Circle]]]
Co-authored with [[*user Fish^12]]
[[span class="hoverdesc"]]//"What's 'Atypical Persuasion'?"// _
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//"… No idea."//[[/span]]
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[[image https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/958225402713759804/958783659463311430/IMG_3077.jpg link="https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/wilson-s-wildlife-adoption-gallery"]]
++++* [[[Wilson's Wildlife Adoption Gallery]]]
Megacollab w [[*user AvocadoMilk]] , [[*user Liryn]], [[*user NebulousStar]], [[*user Ralliston]], [[*user Sirslash47]]
[[span class="hoverdesc"]]//Just a bunch of pets//[[/span]]
[[/div]]

[[div class="caser"]]
[[image https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/log-of-anomalous-dates/dates.png link="https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/log-of-anomalous-dates"]]
++++* [[[Log of Anomalous Dates]]]
[[span class="hoverdesc"]] //A skeleton will appear in Dr. Kalister's bedroom closet at night and scream "IT'S ALMOST HALLOWEEN!" before disappearing.// [[/span]]
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[[image https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/opusconfidant/opconf.png link="https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/opusconfidant-april-1st-2023-spotlight"]]
++++* [[[OpusConfidant April 1st 2023 Spotlight]]]
Megacollab w [[*user Prismal]], [[*user Uncle Nicolini]], [[*user EstrellaYoshte]], [[*user RadiantGold]], [[*user Ethagon]], [[*user syuzhet]], [[*user HarryBlank]], [[*user Fantem]]
[[span class="hoverdesc"]] //I did the PRIME entry// [[/span]]
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++ __Other__

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[[div class="caser"]]
[[image https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/felixoupage/felixou.jpg link="https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/felixoupage"]]
++++* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/felixoupage Felixou's Author Page]
[[span class="hoverdesc"]]What? Who put this here?
[[size 80%]]//What? Who put this here?//[[/size]]
[[size 60%]]//What? Who put this here?//[[/size]]
[[size 40%]]//What? Who put this here?//[[/size]][[/span]]
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[[image https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/felixouartpage/error.png link="https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/felixouartpage"]]
++++* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/felixouartpage Felixou's Thumbnails]
[[span class="hoverdesc"]]//Well, would you look at that. Even more cool thumbnails for articles!//[[/span]]
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[[module ListPages limit="1" order="random" created_by="Felixou"]]
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> //Random Article: **%%title_linked%%**//
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(idk if that last one [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4380 counts] but I'm putting it anyway)
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[[module ListPages created_by="Felixou" category="*" order="rating desc" perPage="250" tags="-fragment" separate="no"]]
|| %%title_linked%% || (+%%rating%%) || Comment: %%comments%% || Last Comment: %%commented_by%% || %%commented_at%% ||
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[[/tab]]
[[tab Articles Recommendation]]
This list is not in any particular order. It's just a bunch of articles that I like, and you should read them all.

**[[[SCP-5500]]] by [[*user ihp]]**

**[[[Killing a Green Basilisk]]] by [[*user Slurppp]]**

**[[[Pedantique's Proposal]]] by [[*user Pedantique]]**

**[[[SCP-4001]]] by [[*user GentleGifts]]**

**[[[SCP-6970]]] by [[*user Fish^12]]**

**[[[SCP-3017]]] by [[*user Waterfire]]**

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= Some cool stuff made by cool people

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(SCP-6111)
[[image https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/924236852305739776/924237556185440287/6111sprite.png]]

By [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/aethris-art Aethris]

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(SCP-6266)
[[image https://64.media.tumblr.com/aa82cd4c5adbdb6f79c73615ad26557c/42f2d19d874e5b58-35/s1280x1920/3f235c486858b25d548644d8a4a5969d9e73613c.png]]

By [https://twitter.com/Zal_Cryptid Mx. Zal Cryptid]

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(SCP-7878)
[[image https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/art%3A7k-doodles/Television]]
By [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/winkwonk-doodles winkwonkboi]

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(SCP-7788)
[[image https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FhPBy4nXoAIACs8?format=jpg&name=small]]
By [https://twitter.com/Just_Randie Randie]

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= **Dr. Felix O.U. art - ( my oc that I will probably (I said //probably//) use in an article one day)**

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[[image https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FVeyeE9UAAEYWoJ?format=jpg&name=360x360]]

by [https://twitter.com/theHamiltoe Hamitoe]

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[[image https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FenchC1UYAEMWf9?format=jpg&name=large]]

by [https://twitter.com/Salllllty_water Salllllty_water]
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[[/tab]]
[[tab Serious stuff]]
If I go away for a long time (about a year on most SCP-related social media), I'll let all of my articles to the community. All co-authored articles go to their respective authors.
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"To get to the comments?
Well, [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-14575592/me-vs-you-also-know-as-felixous-author-page there you go]."

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[[image https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/felixoupage/Gtfo.png]]
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Gtfo my author page bitch.

[[/=]]

//You look at him in defiance. He is ready to throw punches at you.//

//You say, with a smirk on your face, "Come at me, if you dare."//

//Felixou is now furious.//

//A voice comes out of nowhere; it screams.//

= "**{{READY?! ... FIGHT!!!!}}**"

//Some weird NES music starts playing, and it's pretty groovy.//

"I'm going to beat your ass!" //Felixou says out loud.//

//It's about to be a great battle. A fight between the titans. Some might even call it a war.//

[[=]]
> {{1 minute later...}}
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//Nevermind.//

//He fucking sucks at fighting.//

//You left his body in a sorry state.//

"P-Please," //Felixou says painfully.// "Please have mercy."

//You smile at him.//

//You approach his ear to whisper the final punchline.//


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> "Hasta la vista, baby."
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> //Jumps on Felixou's head//
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> "Mercy? You, of all people, dare ask for mercy? Even after everything you've done? Good grief, you surely are the lowest of the low..."
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> //Stomps on your skull a total of 179 times, crushing it.//
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> --[[*user DrGooday]]


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> "Do you have any idea how hard it is to edit this page on mobile? You have no fucking idea."
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> "Felixou? More like Felix you dead."
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> //Shoots you a 1000 times, then tosses corpse into the ocean.//
> --[[*user Machen2]]


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> "ok femur."
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> //insert bass boosted vine boom sound effect here.//
> --[[*user winkwonkboi]]

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> "Did you know that wiki-renowned author [[*user FELIXOU]] was once hit by a car?  Just something to consider."
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> //runs over you in a Tesla Cybertruck//
> --[[*user KOTHARDARASTRIX]]

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> "There is no mercy."
>
> //Begins microwaving the child Palpatine style//
> --[[*user Roufhous]]

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> ##red|**FINISH HIM!**##
>
> "Wait what was the correct input again? Wait never mind I got it now!"
>
> //Plunges hand into your throat and proceeds to pull your spinal cord out and along with your head.//
>
> ##red|**Flawless Victory! Fatality!**##
>
> --[[*user Downtown Nowhere]]
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> "Forbidden Technique: Seething Sphere, Crushing Crotch!"
>
> //Teleports behind you.//
>
> "Nothing personal kid..."
>
> --[[*user SphereFinale]]
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> "I don't even know what I was doing here but, oh, well."
>
> //Casually pinch you to death.//
>
> --[[*user Seed Holt]]
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> "You know what... you're right. Why are we even fighting? All this needless conflict, all the devastation it's caused, it's pointless."
>
> //I extend an arm, helping you up.//
>
> "Come on, let's put aside our differences and not bring any more chaos and fighting, but instead work to make the world better for everyone. Let's rebuild, together."
>
> //I outstretch my arms and embrace you, before plunging a knife deep into your back. You fall to the ground, looking up at me with bewilderment. I laugh.//
>
> "You really thought it would be that easy? You really thought I would let you survive? You fell right for it! You're even more foolish than I thought."
>
> //Your vision becomes fuzzy and cloudy as I walk away, leaving you to die. The last thing you see is me slowly walking as I trip over my own foot and fall on my face, ruining the dramatic exit scene I'd been building up to. Oh well.//
>
> --[[*user Rhineriver]]
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> "A wise man once said, that violence for violence is the rule of beasts."
>  
> //I hold you above the ground by the neck.//
>
> "So tell me. Do you think beasts show mercy?"
>
> //You nervously shake your head. I smile in agreement, before launching you into stratosphere.//
>
> --[[*user Aftokrator]]

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> "My kind have lived over countless centuries. I have seen universes collapse in on each other, and I have bathed in the blood of millions of innocents. I am the thirteenth of my kind. The thirteenth Cole indeed. I have not killed and lived for a century just to show your pitiful self ‘mercy’. Goodbye, Felixou. "
>
> //Stabs Felixou in the stomach with the tip of a long spear.//
> --[[*user Cole 13]]
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> "I'm already Winston."
>
> //Felixou is Throngled.//
> --[[*user RosySaturniidae]]
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> "I- I didn't even do anything?"
>
> //Walks away confused; Felixou explodes behind me; freeze-frame of the final shot.//
> --[[*user Crow-Cat]]
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> "Consuelo."
>
> //Felixou responds://
>
> "T-tomato stew?"
>
> "And you //still// disappoint."
>
> //Felixou is consumed.//
>
> --[[*user jack waltz]]
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> "Find God, you vile beast." [[*user Roundabouts
]] mumbles with her lips, prior to running towards [[*user Felixou]] and slipping to the floor. In the process, she fractures her head, and passes away.
>
> //"gg ez, rat", yells Felixou with joy.//
> --[[*user Roundabouts]]
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> "はー、いい試みだとらえどころのないザリガニ。 力に匹敵するようになったら戻ってきてくださ。"
>
> //farts on you//
>
> — [[*user erminustay]]
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> "Mercy is for those who can afford it. Unfortunately for you, I'm broke."
>
> //Felixou stares in confusion, before Delta slaps him. Delta proceeds to reach into Felixou's pocket and steal his wallet.//
>
> "Oh, hell yeah, a Benjamin Franklin!"
> --[[*user Project Delta]]
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> Mercy is 4 da weak. Beatch!"
>
> //Pulls out an RPG and promptly blows you to kingdom come.//
> --[[*user CallMeHeavy]]
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> "I don't much like the tone of your voice."
>
> //Shoots you with a comically oversized flintlock pistol//
> --[[*user JackalRelated]]
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> "Lol, why are you on a writing website?"
>
> //Steals your life savings ($5) before whipping you to death.//
> --[[*user NielleiN]]
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> "Merci? What are you, French?"
>
> //Hits you with baguette until you bleed pouilly-fumé because oui oui. Then uses a Sedgley OSS .38 to blow your brains out because the gun is underappreciated.//
> --[[*user Cicada3301Fan]]
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> "UnIVCubed."
> //UnIVCubed.//
> --[[*user UnIVCubed]]
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> "Mercy? You jumpscared me with my own pfp."
> 
> //F*ck it, I'm stealing your code.//
> --[[*user Dr Avenlee]]
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