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+ F.L.A.M.E.S.H.I.R.T.: Functional Lifelike Android Manufactured for Efficient Sabotage, Hazardous Infiltration and Radical Troubleshooting

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||||~ ^^Artist's impression, by [https://www.scp-wiki.net/dr-rogets-file Dr. Ralph J. Roget]^^ ||
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||||~ ^^Everyone's favorite Scotsman.^^ ||
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This is just a quick author page for myself, in which I pimp myself and share a few dumb jokes. 

__**Silly bits**__

In my SCPs, I use the titular character of Pangloss. Chat had yielded a laugh or two about the guy.

[[collapsible show="Pangloss" hide="Paaaaaaaaaanny :O"]]
> Sometimes hate is just another way of love.
> //-Pangloss//

> Sometimes, life is butts. But butts are //beautiful//.
> //-Pangloss//

> A shirt that's on fire keeps you warm.
> //-Pangloss//

> Thank god it's Friday.
> //-Pangloss//

> REPLACE PAPER IN PRINTER! OTHER PEOPLE USE THIS THING TOO! -THX
> //-Pangloss//

> CLEAN THE MICROWAVE AFTER YOU USE IT, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
> //-Pangloss//

> ███-███-████ hit me up 4 sum hot bathroom action xoxo
> //-Pangloss//

On ██/██/████, the following note was found in SCP-231-7's containment chamber:
> Sometimes it is easy to have a //whale// of a time.
> //-Pangloss//
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The format of my name appears have been irresistible to my associate writers. Here's a few my esteemed fellow members have come up with.

[[collapsible show="Names" hide="Hide"]]
* IcePants
* FireBlouse
* SoilBoots
* ThunderVest
* ElectricSocks
* SneakSocks
* GravelHat
* GrassShoes
* WaterJacket
* PlasmaScarf
* TorchSweatervest
* WindShorts
* PaperCamisole
* CardboardSunglasses
* IronLingerie
* WaxBra 
* TreeGoggles
* EctoplasmBriefs
* CorditeTie
* ChitinGlasses
* StaticCashmere
* BeerKilt 
* DeflagrationBlouse 
* CombustionCamisole
* ArsonArgyle
* VitrificationVest
* Doctor Scotty MackBritlander
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Proceed at your own risk.

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__**Articles**__

[[[SCP-1342]]] - **To the Makers of Music** - This record represents our hope and our determination and our goodwill in a vast and awesome universe.
[[[SCP-1612]]] - **Fires of Pangloss** - Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
[[[SCP-1522]]] - **Ships That Pass In The Night** - [https://www.scp-wiki.net/arbitrary-darkness Here you mourn your mated love; Oh, God—I am mourning too: I have lost my turtledove.]
[[[SCP-1793]]] - **A Happy Bunny** - A Kardashev Type-II Leporidae.
[[[SCP-1685]]] - **View Points** - Dip your toes in the galaxy because it's yours to explore tonight.
[[[SCP-1936]]] - **Daleport** - Nothing good ever happens in New England...

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