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[[include :scp-wiki:theme:scp-offices-sigma]] [[include :scp-wiki:component:toggle-sidebar]] **Foreword:** If you're here, you got an invite. If you somehow got here without an invite, scram. The site only goes online for a few minutes at any point during the day, so if you got in, either grab a clone of the site as fast as possible or find someone else that can. Remember, this shit is **not** to be talked about with anyone outside our group unless its someone you're inviting(with everyone's permission). If the higher-ups catches wind of this, we're probably looking at suspensions at the very least. We all want to keep our jobs, so keep your mouth shut. When we're done with the site clone for the week, clear the drive. Update this page with your pick by 10 pm on Sunday, PST. Buy in is 110$, get in contact with Hackett in Site-99's Media Archive Wing for more about that. Prize money is distributed between the top three at the end of the week. The site's point system is pretty easy to remember. +5 for each anomaly interacted with in the week, -10 per injury, +10 for every page of Paperwork, +5 for every hour. Remember, you can't pick yourself or anyone else in this group. If your pick dies, you're out for the week, sorry. Feel free to vent or brag below your entry. Just in case some busybody finds this site, we're posting under usernames. ------ [[=]] +* STAT SHEET: WEEK OF 01/05/2024 [[/=]] ------ ||~ Name ||~ Team ||~ Division ||~ Anomalies Studied ||~ Injuries Incurred ||~ Paperwork Filed ||~ Hours Spent With Anomalies ||~ Status ||~ Total Points || || Dr. Jamie Barnes || Site-99 || Department of Extra-Dimensional Studies || SCP-4258, SCP-5028, SCP-6108 || 0 Injuries || Fifteen Pages || 16 Hours || Alive || 245 || > Let's fucking go, Barnes! Certified machine, right here. Hope y'all didn't want to win this week. > > - Gambler ------ ||~ Name ||~ Team ||~ Division ||~ Anomalies Studied ||~ Injuries Incurred ||~ Paperwork Filed ||~ Hours Spent With Anomalies ||~ Status ||~ Total Points || || Dr. Xander Charles || Site-44 || Information Security Administration || SCP-5873, SCP-7557, SCP-6877 || 0 Injuries || Twenty Pages || 20 Hours || Alive || 315 || > Gambler stays losing, as usual. > > - Corvid ------ ||~ Name ||~ Team ||~ Division ||~ Anomalies Studied ||~ Injuries Incurred ||~ Paperwork Filed ||~ Hours Spent With Anomalies ||~ Status ||~ Total Points || || Guest Researcher Matthews || Site-19 || Metallurgical Division || SCP-668, SCP-1360, SCP-914 || 4 Injuries || Ten Pages || 13 Hours || Alive || 140 || > Matthews, I swear to god, there is not a single week you haven't been injured. Why does the Foundation still employ this dude? > > - MrSmiles ------ ||~ Name ||~ Team ||~ Division ||~ Anomalies Studied ||~ Injuries Incurred ||~ Paperwork Filed ||~ Hours Spent With Anomalies ||~ Status ||~ Total Points || || Dr. Mike Celium || Site-66 || Department of Biological Studies || SCP-060, SCP-1429, SCP-1779, SCP-3421 || 0 Injuries || Seventeen Pages || 20 Hours || Alive || 290 || > I don't even know who this guy is, I just saw his name on a personnel chart and picked him because I thought it was hilarious. Is he a fungus or something lmfao? > > Edit: No fucking way. > > - Redrum ------ ||~ Name ||~ Team ||~ Division ||~ Anomalies Studied ||~ Injuries Incurred ||~ Paperwork Filed ||~ Hours Spent With Anomalies ||~ Status ||~ Total Points || || Dr. Katarina Brauer || Site-08 || Ontokinetics Division || SCP-5655, SCP-3557 || 1 Injuries || 20 Pages || 6 Hours || Disconnected || 230 || > Ok, so, //technically// Brauer is still alive. They're just scattered into a few dozen pieces over Australia. Does that mean I'm out for the week or...? > > - Theseus ------ ||~ Name ||~ Team ||~ Division ||~ Anomalies Studied ||~ Injuries Incurred ||~ Paperwork Filed ||~ Hours Spent With Anomalies ||~ Status ||~ Total Points || || Dr. Natalie Ramirez || Site-25 || Astronomy Department || SCP-2399, SCP-2686 || 3 Injuries || 0 Pages || 1 Hour || Deceased || -15 || > You've gotta be shitting me. I picked a desk jockey, thinking I could score some safe and easy paperwork points. Not even an hour into the week, there's a Site breach. She's dead and I'm out 110$, unfucking believable. > > - Unlucky ------ [[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8108|EXIT]]]