6. You have said awfully less words than the usual amount.

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+++++ Robin!

+++++ ...

+++++ Robin, this Ethel Sorensen.. Are you still there?

+++++ ...

+++++ I don't understand.

+++++ You've finally concentrated enough to commune with me for the first time since January.

+++++ It's //June.//

+++++ And now you don't even want to talk.

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##white|**Not really.**##
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+++++ So why did you even bother to contact me?

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##white|**I saw my chance to take a few deep breaths to calm down.**##

##white|**I forgot that it leads to... whatever this is.**##
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+++++ Why haven't you contacted me?

+++++ You //know// I can help you with him!

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##white|**I have to relax to contact you.**##
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+++++ Are you saying you somehow can't?!

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[[size 125%]]##white|**Yes.**##[[/size]]

##white|**Dr. Summers had to get his appendix taken out today.**##

##white|**Combine his daily presence with the fact that I'm on Month Six of being skin-fucked by our mutual friend...**##

##white|**Now that Doc's off today, this was the first opportunity since we talked that I could center myself.**## 
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+++++ ...

+++++ So, he's had //that// much of an effect on you.

+++++ I'm sorry to hear that.

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##white|**And you're just figuring this out now?**##

##white|**I was under the impression that you could see through my eyes and ears.**##
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+++++ Well, we aren't always watching.

+++++ I'm not about to spy on you on the toilet.

+++++ And besides, most of us in the Viper's belly were too busy waiting for you to make contact.

+++++ Don't forget -- there were more powerful secrets I could have shared with you if you'd have concentrated harder.

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##white|**And what's stopping you from just telling me outright?**##
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+++++ Because without looking at our memories, it would just be claims without evidence.

+++++ Just like someone else you're dealing with...

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##white|**Fuck that. Just tell me.**##

##white|**I'm too goddamn tired to worry about thought experiments.**##
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+++++ ...you were the last person I'd expect to talk to me like that.

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##white|**...**##

[[size 75%]]##white|**That was really rude of me.**##[[/size]]

[[size 75%]]##white|**I'll do better.**##[[/size]]
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+++++ No, I'm not offended, just surprised.

+++++ Though, considering what you're being put through, just imagine how you'll talk in six //more// months.

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##white|**I'd rather not imagine that.**##
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+++++ Didn't he say he wanted to "turn you into a good person" or something?

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##white|**Yesterday, he said there's no longer any point to that.**##

##white|**That I'm too much like my dad.**##

##white|**The closest thing I can come to being good is "being honest about my nature" or something.**##

##white|**That's why he's gonna put me through Mall Talk next week.**##
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+++++ What?
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##white|**Multiple times. Apparently there's a bunch of 20-Murgatroyd stuff covered in doing it.**##

##white|**And at this point...**##

##white|**Honestly, maybe I didn't have a choice.**##

##white|**Maybe my dad's pants are just that powerful.**##
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+++++ ...//Mall talk?//
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##white|**Jeans, I think they call 'em. Y'know, like jeanetics.**##

##white|**His magical crime pants are so tight around my legs that I was never gonna take 'em off in the first place.**##

##white|**Maybe I'm doing what I was meant to be doing the whole time.**##

##white|**So why does it still make me wanna puke when I look in a mirror? Why does it --**##
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+++++ //ROBIN.//

+++++ You can finish the soliloquy in a second, I promise.

+++++ But I just realized something, and this //might// be an emergency.

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##white|**All right.**##

##white|**...I mean, okie-dokie.**##
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+++++ Just out of curiosity...

+++++ By "mall talk", did you mean --

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##white|**Now that I think about it, the actual word might have been "Montock".**##
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+ //FUCKINGSHITTINGPISSINGPUKINGCUMMING//

+++++ ...

+++++ Robin. //Buddy.// 

+++++ Do you know what you'd have to do for Procedure 110-Montauk?

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##white|**Not a clue.**##
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+++++ Good! Keep it that way. Don't practice.

+++++ Because ethical implications aside, you are the absolute last person who should participate.

+++++ Many positive descriptors can be truthfully applied to you. "Careful" is not one of them, nor is "resolute."

+++++ One mistake, one display of hesitation, and it would set off the Rube Goldberg machine that ends the world.

+++++ First, the explosive collar around your neck would detonate.

+++++ The Viper would land on whoever you're standing nearest, which leads to a one-in-six chance of SCP-231-7 being the next host.

+++++ She is in no condition to survive attachment. 

+++++ Her death would trigger her child to quite literally explode out of her womb.

+++++ Everyone else dies in the explosion.

+++++ The viper searches for its next target.

+++++ Finds the baby.

+++++ The baby survives attachment because //it's the son of the goddamned Scarlet King.//

+++++ The baby gains access to the memories of every dead Foundation Administrator. Our last modicum of hope dies.

+++++ ...

+++++ Look, maybe Dr. Summers is bluffing.

+++++ But if there's even a chance that he somehow sucked enough O5 dick to bypass the special personnel requirements in the name of finding a new way to break your spirit...

+++++ ...

+++++ Robin?

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##white|**Yeah?**##
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+++++ Have you been looking for an excuse to kill Dr. Summers?

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##white|**What?!**##
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+++++ Merry Christmas.

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##white|**I don't want to kill him!**##
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+++++ If you're worried about security personnel, just tell them "██████████████ ████████ ███ █████████". It's an infohazard that literally rewrites the law around what you just --

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##white|**I NEVER WANTED TO KILL ANYONE! I only did it because I had to for the Murgatroyd bullshit.**##

##white|**And yeah, I hate him. I hate Dr. Summers even more than I hate the Aflac duck! (Long story.)**## 

##white|**But maybe he wasn't always like this. I don't know what kind of pants he took from his dad. Maybe he can "do better." Maybe that's why he likes saying it so much--**##
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+++++ HE SAYS IT BECAUSE HE WATCHED //BOJACK HORSEMAN// DURING HIS //ONE// SECOND DATE THAT DIDN'T END WITH PEPPER SPRAY!

+++++ ROBIN -- okay, look. Fine. 

+++++ You don't need to //kill// him.

+++++ But if you don't do //something// about him... 

+++++ And consider what he's trying to do with you. 

+++++ Why does that gun keep showing up under your pillow?

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##white|**Actually, I woke up two hours early the other day.**##

##white|**Dr. Summers opened my door without knocking.**##

##white|**So just for fun, I pretended to still be asleep.**##

##white|**He carefully lifted my head and put something under my pillow.**##
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+++++ //Exactly.//

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##white|**But... he doesn't load it with anything but blanks.**##

##white|**Blanks can't hurt you.**##

##white|**Not unless, like, you place it directly against your head, and --**##

##white|**...**##
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+++++ ...

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##white|**... ... ...**##
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+++++ ... ... ...

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##white|**...am I a jackass?**##
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+++++ You //might// be a jackass.

+++++ Listen.

+++++ It's 5:58 AM. He's about to pound on your door.

+++++ But real quick -- some food for thought.

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##white|**Yeah?**##
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+++++ These cells aren't soundproof.

+++++ Your sense of hearing is impressive. Through our connection, I could hear Dr. Summers moving a lot of furniture into the cell to your right.

+++++ If he moved his living quarters into that cell...

+++++ What would that mean?
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+++ [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9005/offset/6 <Just something to consider...>]
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