Link to article: SCP-001 Iteration 4.
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**Item:** SCP-001-A **Object Class:** Euclid **Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-001-A is to be kept under constant surveillance at Soundproofed Warehouse 10 of the Large Anomaly Containment Wing at Site-59. Personnel conducting routine maintenance checks must use level --3B-- --5A-- --7A-- 26M ear protection at all times. **Description:** SCP-001-A is a 13.59 m x 2.44 m x 2.9 shipping container. Its exterior has been reinforced with an unknown substance that, to date, has completely withstood all attempts to cut through. Save for the presence of SCP-001-A-1, it is identical in appearance and, presumably, function to SCP-001. However, the fact that the bulkhead has been permanently closed from within makes usage as a backup for SCP-001 non-viable. SCP-001-A-1 is a flat metallic device, 2.1 m in height and 0.9 m in width. The text "SCP-FNA"[[footnote]] Does not reference any known SCP designation. [[/footnote]] has been painted on the surface. Through unknown means, it has been permanently affixed to the right wall of SCP-001-A's "cockpit." Whether or not SCP-001-A-1 has "phased into" the wall is unknown. SCP-001-A-2 denotes 57 (so far) identical humanoid entities of indeterminate gender, intelligence, and identity. Tissue samples taken from SCP-001-A-2 display both human and bovine DNA. SCP-001-A-3 denotes a pocket-dimensional space accessible through SCP-001-A-1. Following Incident-001-A-0, it is inaccessible. **Addendum 1 -- Incident-001-A-0:** On 9/1/22 at 1050 GMT, the bulkhead to SCP-001-A suddenly closed from within. Concurrently, all contained instances of SCP-001-A-2 died instantaneously through unknown means. Five minutes later, SCP-001-A began emitting a constant piercing noise from within. Though SCP-001-A's exterior has muffled the sound considerably, the noise has maintained a consistent volume of ███ dB. The sound vaguely resembles an old man screaming. **Addendum 2 -- Inactivity:** On 10/13/25, the noise stopped for 17 minutes and five seconds... [[div style="border:solid 5px #23a307; background:#000000; padding:5px; margin-bottom: 10px;"]]]] {{##4cff24|BOOT SEQUENCE INITIATED - BACKAWAY BIOS (c) 1996 PROMETHEUS LABS##}} {{##4cff24|WELCOME, [USER].##}} {{##4cff24|THE CURRENT DATE IS OCTOBER 13TH, 2025 CE.##}} {{##ff0090|!! <3 HAPPY COLUMBUS DAY <3 !!##}} {{##4cff24|WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO TODAY?##}} {{##4cff24|>RUN_WORDPROCESS##}} [[/div]] > {{**item #:** scp-ubu}} > > {{**object class:** iscariot}} > > {{**special containment procedures:** though strong evidence points to the conclusion that i have failed in the task i set out to do just under ten million years ago, there is a chance that }} > > {{i mean}} > > {{all things considered, there}} > > {{i}} > > {{the plan is to keep yelling and in doing so a higher power will one day take pity on me and bring back an scp-ubu-2 that isnt allergic to fucking twigs and im going to be the one who gets to kill and punish ubu}} > > {{maybe not pity though}} > > {{that would mean i havent earned it}} > > {{ok new plan}} > > {{the strength of my willpower via several aeons of screaming will manifest the aforementioned scp-ubu-2 into existence like that one book "the secret" or whatever}} > > {{then thatll be a good day}} > > {{i will win}} > > {{i wont have to scream anymore}} > > {{...}} > > {{looking back i suppose its only natural}} > > {{this ubuless world holds no joy for me}} > > {{struggle without killing torture without satisfaction conflict without resolution}} > > {{hatred without an outlet}} > > {{no one left to direct it toward but myself}} > > {{...}} > > {{my laboratory is cold}} > > {{somebody please put a blanket over me}} > > {{...}} > > {{i could use a distraction}} [[div style="border:solid 5px #23a307; background:#000000; padding:5px; margin-bottom: 10px;"]]]] {{##4cff24|> SAVE##}} {{##4cff24|UNTITLED1.TXT SAVED.##}} {{##ff0090|HEY, [USER]. FILE [UNTITLED1.TXT] DISPLAYS EVIDENCE OF SEVERE DOWN-IN-THE-DUMPSITUDE! PROMETHEUS LABS CARES ABOUT YOUR MENTAL HEALTH. WHY NOT TAKE A BREAK AND PLAY A VIDEO GAME? JUST TYPE "RUN_STWINKY" TO JOIN (*~THE HUNT FOR MR. STWINKY!*~) AFTER ALL, STWINKYLAND NEEDS //YOU// TO CATCH THAT SNEAKY MR. STWINKY BEFORE HE MISSES PRINCESS PWANKY'S BIRTHDAY PARTY!##}} {{##4cff24|> RUN_STWINKY##}} {{##ff0090|_ _ _ _ - _ _ _ _ - _ _ _ _ - _ _ _ _ ##}} {{##ff0090|PLEASE ENTER THE 16-DIGIT CODE FOUND ON THE BACK OF THE PROVIDED STWINKAGE KIT TO PROVE THAT THIS IS A LEGITIMATE COPY OF (*~THE HUNT FOR MR. STWINKY!*~)##}} [[/div]] The sound has since continued.