Experiment Log 914 - Part II

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**Test 914-0200**
**Name:** Quantum computing researcher Ling & IT-Technician Sharma
**Date:** 30/04/2018
**Total Items:** Two 2048 Qubit QPUs (Quantum Processing Unit) manufactured by D-Wave Systems.

**Input:** One QPU
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** One 2048 bead abacus constructed from silicon, aluminum, and ceramic.
The beads are arranged in four columns of ten rows, with thirty-two silicon beads in each cell.
When a bead in one cell is moved, a random assortment of other beads will move as well. No distinct pattern has been found in these movements.

**Input:** One QPU
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** One 2048 QPU with "Output (Binary)" and "Output (Analog)" printed on the top left and right corners of the chip, "Input (Binary)" and "Input (Analog)" printed on the bottom left and right corners of the chip.
The binary input channel only accepts data in the form of digital signals like document files, audio files, network data, and computer programs. The analog input channel only accepts direct signals from radio, voltage, microphones, and signal generators.
The new QPU appears to convert input data in a similar way to SCP-914 in the "1:1" setting. Only one input channel will accept data at a time, the corresponding output channel will output data as a digital signal (file, network-stream, or data-stream) or an analog signal (audio signal, waveform, or radio wave).

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**Test 914-0201**
**Name:** 2/███ Researcher Rook
**Date:** 30/04/2018
**Total Items:** Three unwashed wetland-area field suits.

**Input:** One field suit.
**Setting:** Coarse
**Output:** One unwashed field suit two sizes larger than input, with tears along the torso and left leg.

**Input:** One field suit.
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** One U.S CDC Hazmat Suit. Suit was moderately radioactive, testing briefly halted for decontamination procedures.

**Input:** One field suit.
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** One unwashed field suit, nametag changed to reflect 3/███ clearance.

//Note: SCP-914 is not a valid designee for letters of recommendation, Rook. - Mr. Jönsson, Site 19 Human Resources Liaison.//

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**Test 914-0202**
**Name:** Doctor Westrin
**Date:** 30/04/2018
**Total Items:** Three Ships in a Bottle.

**Input:** One Ship in a Bottle
**Setting:** Coarse
**Output:** A pile of glass shards and a pile of wood shavings, and a small pile of tattered cloth.

**Input:** One Ship in a Bottle
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** A wooden bottle. Analysis of the contents inside indicates that there is a model ship composed of glass contained within the bottle.

**Input:** One Ship in a Bottle
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** A glass bottle that contains a small model of the International Space Station. The model appears to be constructed from the same materials as the ship in the original Ship in a Bottle.

//Note: I'm surprised it didn't fill one of the bottles with water. Or any other liquid, for that matter.// -Dr. Westrin

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**Test 914-0203**
**Name:** Dr. Rodriguez
**Date:** 30/04/2018
**Total Items:** A complete DVD set of The Office (U.S Series)

**Input:** The complete DVD set
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** A mosaic portrait of Dwight Schrute, composed of DVD fragments.

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**Test 914-0204**
**Name:** Janitor Kurt
**Date:** 30/04/2018
**Total Items:** Fifty kilograms of assorted wires, cables, power cords, and Christmas lights jumbled together in a ball.

**Input:** The ball of cables.
**Setting:** Coarse
**Output:** One jumbled ball of copper wire and one similarly jumbled ball of hollow rubber/plastic cable. The two balls of wires & cables have the same jumbled configuration as the input. One pile of about sixty light bulb filaments, sixty light bulb sockets, and sixty bulbs of various colors.

//This... This is not what I wanted.// -Kurt

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**Test 914-0205**
**Name:** Dr. Hadian
**Date:** 30/04/2018
**Total Items:** Four sheets of paper, each depicting a state of Conway's Game Of Life.

**Input:** One of the aforementioned papers.
**Setting:** Rough
**Output:** A spray of black-and-white confetti, conforming to perfect squares.

**Input:** One of the aforementioned papers.
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** A sheet of paper depicting another state of the game. Examination shows that it's the next "step" of the input.

**Input:** One of the aforementioned papers.
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** A sheet of paper with an ongoing game of life culture "growing" on it. The culture resolved itself approximately 18 hours after testing concluded.

**Input:** One of the aforementioned papers.
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** An amorphous blob of wood pulp, which reacts to tactile stimuli by attempting to engulf the object touching it, and which has successfully reproduced twice at the time of this writing. This product is awaiting possible SCP classification and has been securely contained for study.

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**Test 914-0206**
**Name:** Agent Mikkelsen
**Date:** 30/04/2018
**Total Items:** Five Foundation standard issue clandestine audio recorders.

//Note: These recorders are used during infiltration missions into GoIs, they are small & easy to conceal within various clothing and objects.//

**Input:** One audio recorder
**Setting:** Rough
**Output:** A pile of plastic kernels, one small copper cube, several small piles of metal powders.

**Input:** One audio recorder
**Setting:** Coarse
**Output:** One fully disassembled audio recorder, solder used for the circuit board found in wire form.

**Input:** One audio recorder
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** One audio emitter (single tone that changes with every activation of the device).

**Input:** One audio recorder
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** One small round plastic disk (radius 1cm, height 7mm) with no battery slot. Recorded audio (seven days max) can be downloaded from the disk by connecting the top and bottom sides of the disk to the two wires of a microphone cable. The object records all audible vibrations in a 50m sphere around the object, including sounds beyond soundproof walls within the radius.

**Input:** One audio recorder
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** One device with the same exterior form as a Foundation standard issue clandestine audio recorder. The device functions as a regular foundation recorder, but instead of recording local audio, the device records a random, currently ongoing, conversation between two or more people. No distance limit to this effect has been found. The device is currently used as a global monitoring tool.

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**Test 914-0207**
**Name:** Dr. C. Jung, Research assistant A.Y. Lichko
**Date:** 30/04/2018
**Total Items:** Five Foundation Class C Amnestic Injectors

**Input:** One (injector)
**Setting:** Rough
**Output:** A small metal cube (aluminium), a pile of white powder (████████████-██████-█████████, the active ingredient for amnestics), and a puddle of liquid that ignited into a blue flame upon touch (presumed to be the inactive carrier fluid)

**Input:** One (injector)
**Setting:** Coarse
**Output:** One disassembled injector and a cloud of ████████████-██████-█████████ in gaseous form.

//Note: Assistant was brought back up to speed regarding the tests with SCP-914 after a short rest.// - Jung

**Input:** One (injector)
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** One decorative aluminium floral brooch (Catharanthus roseus) the scent of which causes the subject to lose all recollection of events preceding for at least one day. This "scent" is immeasurable and undetectable by anything other than humans and only works at a close range, about 50 cm.

//Note: Assistant Lichko has been given a hazmat suit for future testing// - Jung

**Input:** One (injector)
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** One Foundation Class C Amnestic Injector. The object is mostly unchanged except for the two rotary dials that have been added to the bottom of the injector. The dials appear to indicate an exact range of recollection to erase (scaling between 1 minute and 30 days).

**Input:** One (injector)
**Setting:** Very fine
**Output:** [REDACTED]

//Note: This object, if it even is an object, is a cognitohazard. It erases all of the subject's memory when it views the item. A cognitohazard containment team has removed it from SCP-914's output chamber. Research assistant A.Y. Lichko has been transferred to the infirmary. - Jung//

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**Test 914-0208**
**Name:** Dr Lachlan O’Hehir, Lieutenant Rueben GreenTree
**Date:** 30/04/2018
**Total Items:** 3 Pairs of 3D glasses (Glasses are polarised 3D glasses, which is the design that modern cinemas use)

**Input:** One pair of 3D glasses
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** One pair of 3D glasses, except with a brand logo on the side (Samsung), still works as expected with minor differences in colour (compared to original)

**Input:** One pair of 3D glasses
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** One pair of 3D glasses with no obvious difference, when put on, however, the viewer sees any 2D image as a 3D image and sees the 3D world with a more stretched field of view.

//Note: Using the 3D glasses in the already 3D world has no use, it just makes things look marginally further away than where they should be.//

**Input:** One pair of 3D glasses
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** One mask with lenses over the eyes, when put on the lenses redirect to align themselves with the viewers eyes, the viewer experiences the world with an added dimension, 2D objects like shadows or pictures become 3D, 3D objects irregulate and create a second version of themselves, within themselves, resulting in interior and exterior shadowing. Objects will grow a 4th dimension, rather than adding onto the (X,Y,Z) axis, the glasses merge a second (X,Y,Z) Axis into the original, the 2 merged axis create 1 bigger axis of (X,X,Y,Z,Z). The second Y Axis is merged with the original, (although any 2 axis can merge). This resulted in many Class D’s who were tested on to feel extreme nausea and headaches. One account that lasted over 15 minutes with the glasses on (average time is 3 minutes before the subject pulls out) said she saw sharp, paper thin objects that were piercing through solid matter. This is presumably 1D objects gaining depth.

//Note: Items were put into storage as they may be of use in the future. - Dr. O’Hehir//

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**Test 914-0209**
**Name:** Chief Security Officer Wright
**Date:** 30/04/2018
**Total Items:** Five outdated copies of paperback handbooks (24 pages long) that were once provided to new recruits of Site security teams.

//Note: God, these things were awful back in the day. I have a box full of them and I am glad to put them to use. - Chief Security Officer Wright//

**Input:** One handbook
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** Handbook was rewritten to correct spelling errors, provide effective advice, and remove unnecessary information which left six pages blank. The cover depicts an ink illustration of a security guard. The back of the handbook has text that provides recommendations for other orientation material.

**Input:** One handbook
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** Ten brochures that contain summaries and outdated text from [[[lockdown-procedures|the orientation manual regarding lockdown procedures.]]] Notably, all brochures end with "If everything fails, go to the Gate." The meaning of the statement is currently unknown.

**Input:** One handbook
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** Each page depicts illustrations of contained SCP objects and brief advice to survive an encounter.

**Input:** One handbook
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** Handbook is rewritten in Mandarin.

**Input:** One handbook
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** Twenty-two animate origami instances depicting security personnel, and one instance which would take the form of an SCP object. They are incapable of vocalization and appear to be sapient, but requires further testing. Instances would attempt to perform a scenario of a containment breach, and demonstrate the appropriate actions in response. During the scenario, one instance would perform gestures toward nearby personnel to direct their attention to the actions being taken.

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**Test 914-0210**
**Name:** Senior Researcher Rook
**Date:** 30/04/2018
**Total Items:** A packet of Field Biology’s internal memos at Site-19 (classified 2/BIO)

**Input:** The memo packet.
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** Several mission logs from Marshall Carter & Dark’s “Huntsman” assassination division. Foundation moles in MC&D confirmed the logs’ veracity.

//Note: "There’s obvious espionage potential here. Let’s see how consistently 914 produces useful information." – Senior Researcher Rook//

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**Test 914-0211**
**Name:** Senior Researcher Rook
**Date:** 30/04/2018
**Total Items:** Fifty memo packets, as from the previous test.

**Input:** One memo packet.
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** Quarterly actuarial reports from The Hartford’s ████████ Branch.

**Input:** One memo packet.
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** CIA interrogation reports from black site "Deep Water".

//Tests 3-28 omitted, full testing log located in supplementary document LOG-914-A8-B6851.//

**Input:** One memo packet.
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** Anomalous Art History department notes on [REDACTED], classified 4/███.

//Note: Testing suspended due to information security issues. Class C amnestics dispensed to Rook and other testing personnel.//

//Note: "I'm surprised 914 produced a more strictly classified information packet on the 1:1 setting. I suppose it has a low opinion of Anart History." – Senior Researcher Rook//

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**Test 914-0212**
**Name:** Researcher Blais
**Date:** 01/05/2018
**Total Items:** Three general incandescent light bulbs

**Input** One incandescent light bulb.
**Setting** 1:1
**Output** One fluorescent light bulb. When applied to a power source and turned on it produces a dim greenish light.

//Note: D class personnel who were instructed to enter the room with the bulb applied, reported a general feeling of uneasiness and nausea. Further testing required.//

**Input** One incandescent light bulb.
**Setting** Rough
**Output** A powdery sand-like substance. When touched, personnel describe it feeling like "powdered sugar". When the material is placed in a standard zip lock bag and shaken, a bright yellowish light is produced similar to that of a standard incandescent light bulb.

//Note: Request to keep this bag as a personal light source in case my flashlight dies - Researcher Blais//

//Note: Request approved - Dr. Veritas//

**Input** One incandescent light bulb.
**Setting** Very Fine
**Output** One anthropomorphic humanoid light bulb. Object vocalized to staff in English with a slight German accent. Claimed to be Thomas Edison who is (erroneously) credited with inventing the first light bulb.

//Note: This thing will not stop talking about its "grand scientific achievements" to everyone it meets. Request to gain as much information as possible about its existence and smash it with a sledgehammer?" - Researcher Blais//

//Note: Just incinerate it, Blais. - Dr. Veritas//

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**Test 914-0213**
**Name:** Dr. Hadian
**Date:** 02/05/2018
**Total Items:** Five packets of instant ramen, including seasoning; five stainless steel pots, filled with approximately half a liter of water each.

//Note: This experiment is a further exploration of the 1:1 function. No products from this experiment are to be consumed.//

**Input:** One set of assembled items
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** One uncooked pot of gruel. The noodles appear to have lost integrity, leaving an aqueous grain solution.

**Input:** One set of assembled items
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** A pot of cooked noodles and a cloud of steam; the steel pot was hot to the touch. Examination showed that the noodles had been overcooked and would not be particularly pleasant fare; speculated to be about as desirable as consuming the raw packet.

**Input:** One set of assembled items
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** A stainless steel pot, containing noodles but no water. Produced sloshing sounds upon being picked up, and the mass was the same. The pot is also slightly bigger, suggesting SCP-914 added an internal chamber that now stores the water. Confirmed through use of power tools for puncture.

**Input:** One set of assembled items
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** An uncooked pot of pasta. The overall composition remains the same, but the shapes of the noodles have been changed to resemble macaroni. Contents were also marginally more soggy than usual, but it's not currently known if this is due to any action on SCP-914's part.

**Input:** One set of assembled items
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** The same set of items, unaltered.

//Note: ''...Guess it got kind of tired of this exercise. Huh.'' -Dr. Hadian//

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**Test 914-0214**
**Name:** Janitor Kurt
**Date:** 04/05/2018
**Total Items:** One box full of old keys from before the site switchover to electronic locks.

**Input:** Roughly one kilo of assorted keys
**Setting:** Rough
**Output:** Cubes of various metals stacked in the form of a padlock

**Input:** One large brass key
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** One brass padlock (locked), unknown lock pinning.

//Note: ''A key I never found a lock for, now a lock with no key.'' - Kurt//

**Input:** One keychain (seven keys total + one keyring)
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** Keyring with TSA (Transportation Security Administration of the USA) issued travel bag opening tools.

//Note: These'll help with opening the bags in Lost+Found. - Kurt//

**Input:** The former access key to the janitors closet
**Setting:** Very fine
**Output:** One metal credit card, VISA #4███████████████8, belonging to JP. B████ the CEO of Amazon.

//Note: ''I guess money can buy you access.'' - Kurt//
//Note: ''You're not keeping that.'' - Chief Security Officer Wright//

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**Test 914-0215**
**Name:** Dr. Hadian
**Date:** 05/05/2018
**Total Items:** A piece of paper, depicting various proofs and postulates in simple symbol form.

**Input:** The aforementioned paper.
**Setting:** Very fine
**Output:** A complex cellular diagram. Basic deciphering has shown the original postulates are still present, along with no fewer than fifteen others with meanings that are not readily apparent. Secured for further study.

//Note: Requesting a copy of this for personal records, once we know there's no memetic effects tied to it. - Dr. Hadian//

//Note: Take it, that thing gives me a headache. - Dr. Veritas.//

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**Test 914-0216**
**Name:** Dr. F. Bascom
**Date:** 05/05/2018
**Total Items:** 4 granite stones, 2 kg each, 1 kaolinite geode

**Input:** 1 granite stone, 2 kg
**Setting:** Rough
**Output:** Very fine sand, sorted in piles of identical minerals

**Input:** 1 granite stone, 2 kg
**Setting:** Coarse
**Output:** 1 hollow stone & one extracted seashell fossil

//Note: How did it do this without breaking the original rock?//

**Input:** 1 kaolinite geode
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** 1 opal geode of the same mass & size

//Note: ''Turning boring grey rock into a beautiful opal, I'm liking this thing.''//

**Input:** 1 granite stone, 2 kg
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** 1 miniature volcano with a single lava flow (1100 °C), Object cooled rapidly and the lava hardened in seconds

//Note: ''I'll need to test this with a larger rock later. I should also make some x-rays of this volcano to determine its internal composition''.//

**Input:** 1 granite stone, 2 kg
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** 1 miniature replica of the Mount Rushmore National Memorial. However the faces have been changed: George Washington with Andrew Johnson, Thomas Jefferson with Bill Clinton, Theodore Roosevelt with an unknown female, and Abraham Lincoln with current sitting president Donald J. Trump. The significance of these alterations is unclear.

//Note: ''I don't understand, who is that woman? A future president? The statue is very detailed though.''//

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**Test 914-0217**
**Name:** Researcher Blais
**Date:** 05/05/2018
**Total Items:** Two pairs of standard UV protection sunglasses.

**Input:** One pair of sunglasses.
**Setting:** Rough.
**Output:** One tinted pane of glass //Dimensions 50x50x3 mm.// When pointed at a light and looked through, the pane generates extreme hallucinations from the light source. Such hallucinations have included "dragons and smoke monsters" to "birds with blue flaming wings and horns like a goat". Hallucinations vary from subject to subject and seem to have no correlation to the viewer's mental state or personality. When the pane is turned away from the source, the hallucinations immediately cease and "reset" until turned back to the light.

//Note: ''Multiple D-class subjects have reported seeing a "Deer with enormous antlers and crazy floating orbs" when looking through the pane of glass. Investigation into a possible connection to [[[SCP-2845]]] is underway."//

**Input:** One pair of sunglasses.
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output** One pair of aviator style sunglasses with mirrored lenses. Memetic effects occur when a person views another individual wearing the sunglasses. Subjects will exclaim and persist that the glasses are the most “extremely stylish” and “hip” they have ever seen. Further testing is in order.

//Note: Definitely the most sexy pair of sunglasses I’ve ever seen in my life. I have to keep them if I’m ever going to get a date - Researcher Blais//

//Note: Sure Blais, of course I'm going to let you keep an anomalous object for your personal gain. I stored it in the anomalous item wing for study. Don't ask where, I'm not telling you. - Dr. Veritas//

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**Test 914-0218**
**Name:** Foundation mathematicians Cantor & Hausdorff
**Date:** 12/05/2018
**Total Items:** Three print-outs of the Banach–Tarski paradox theorem & three iron spheres, 3 kilograms each.

**Input:** One print-out & one Sphere
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** One print-out describing knot-theory & one iron trefoil knot.

//Note: The knot has no apparent seams or welding spots, this is beautifully made. - Cantor//

**Input:** One print-out & one Sphere
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** One collection of five intersecting tetrahedra forming an icosahedron with a paper origami woven between the tetrahedra to spell out one of the numbers 1 through 20 on each of the twenty icosahedrons faces. The "1" and "20" faces are inked completely black, the other numbers are white paper. Rolling the "D20" has no observable anomalous effects.

//Note: 3 kilo something makes for a heavy D20. - Cantor//
//Note: We'll use it for special occasions. - Hausdorff//

**Input:** One print-out & one Sphere
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** One origami klein bottle inscribed with [[[SCP-3669 |SCP-3669-2]]], function unknown, awaiting O5 approval for the creation of an SCP-3669-1 to discern the meaning of the inscriptions.
One or two iron sphere(s). It is unclear if the spheres are truly two separate objects, or one object simultaneously in multiple locations.
The "spheres" are solid only to matter that is not the other sphere, they "phase" through each other when they touch. The sum mass of the spheres when separate is 6 kilograms, when fully phased into each other the sum mass is 3 kilograms.

//Note: I don't understand these arrows.. and why is the paper klein bottle shaped? - Cantor//

//Note: I'm still unsure if we've solved the Banach–Tarski paradox with these iron orbs, I do know that they are giving me a headache - Hausdorff//

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**Test 914-0219**
**Name:** Researcher Thompson
**Date:** 12/05/2018
**Total Items:** 3 character sheets for the tabletop roleplaying game Dungeons & Dragons, 3.5th Edition, filled out by Researcher Thompson.

**Input:** 1 character sheet for the tabletop roleplaying game Dungeons & Dragons, 3.5th Edition, filled out by Researcher Thompson.
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** A log detailing the character’s adventure’s, including their victories in combat, interactions with other characters, skills they learned, and treasure they found.

**Input:** 1 character sheet for the tabletop roleplaying game Dungeons & Dragons, 3.5th Edition, filled out by Researcher Thompson.
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** 1 character sheet for the tabletop roleplaying game Call of Cthulhu, Edition 5.5. Researcher Thompson, who is familiar with the game, remarked the character design to be highly creative and original.

**Input:** 1 character sheet for the tabletop roleplaying game Dungeons & Dragons, 3.5th Edition, filled out by Researcher Thompson.
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** A sheet of paper promoting the non-existent tabletop roleplaying game Fear in the Foundation, 1st Edition. The paper repeatedly makes claims about the fun factor of the game but gives little information as to its actual content. Upon reading the entirety of the paper, subjects undergo an out-of-body experience in which they perceive themselves to exist in the game world. Based on subject’s reports, elements of the game are taken from several different tabletop roleplaying games. The game is also noted to contain several Foundation and SCP-related characters, items, and locations. Subjects will exit this state upon either dying in the game, or defeating the final villain.

//Note: "I gave this a try, and ended up seeing [[[SCP-096]]]'s face after rolling a 1 on stealth. If you don't hear from me within 5 minutes, I've blown my brains out." -Researcher Jacobson//

//Note: "Researcher Jacobson was later found dead in the anomalous item storage wing. Access to 'Fear in the Foundation' now requires supervision of at least one armed member of site security in case of visual hazards."// --O5-6

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**Test 914-0220**
**Name:** Dr. Lovelace
**Date:** 23/05/2018
**Total Items:** One AIC (Artificial Intelligence Construct) server with integrated battery pack and Alexandra.aic pre-loaded, One Dell brand lcd monitor, One Dell brand us-keyboard, and One Dell brand PC-mouse.

**Input:** The AIC server, monitor, keyboard & mouse.
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** One IBM branded server, One battery pack (external) connected to the server, One Samsung branded OLED monitor, One IBM branded keyboard with integrated trackball. A copy of Glacon.aic was found running on the server.
**Transcript:**
//Dr. Lovelace:// Alexandra are you ready?
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Yes, let's do this!
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//Dr. Lovelace:// Turning the key...
//Dr. Lovelace:// Let's see what we've got.
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I'm ready to begin the test doctor, please continue.
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//Dr. Lovelace:// What? Who are you?
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I am Glacon.aic ver1.9.4, a second generation artificial intelligence construct.
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//Note: Right - Dr. Lovelace//

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**Test 914-0221**
**Name:** Dr. Hazard
**Date:** 23/05/2018
**Total Items:** One AP Calculus textbook

**Input:** One AP Calculus textbook
**Setting:** Rough
**Output:** Large shreds of paper and plastic in a pile

//Note: What? Don’t look at me like that, school’s over - Dr. Hazard//

//Note: Hazard, if I catch you using 914 as your personal paper shredder again, I'm reassigning you to Site-██. Yes, the one on Antarctica. - Dr. Veritas//

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**Test 914-0222**
**Name:** Researcher Bunson
**Date:** 23/05/2018
**Total Items:** Six sets of DVDs, each set containing all 94 episodes of //Himitsu no Akko-chan// (1969-1970) and all copied from DVDs imported directly from Japan; two Japanese-English dictionaries; one printout of an article from honeysanime.com

**Input:** One set of //Himitsu no Akko-chan// DVDs
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** The DVDs now contain all 109 episodes of //Sally the Witch// (1966-1967)

**Input:** One set of //Himitsu no Akko-chan// DVDs
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** Two smaller sets of DVDs, each containing all 52 episodes of //Magic Angel Creamy Mami// (1983-1984).

//Note: "I won't say no to free anime but this isn't quite what I was looking for."// - P. Bunson

**Input:** One set of //Himitsu no Akko-chan// DVDs
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** The episodes have been re-animated in the style of the 1988-1989 reboot.

**Input:** One set of //Himitsu no Akko-chan// DVDs
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** The episodes have been re-animated in the style of the 1998-1999 reboot.

**Input:** One set of //Himitsu no Akko-chan// DVDs, one Japanese-English dictionary
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** One volume of the original //Himitsu no Akko-chan// manga in Japanese, one set of DVDs containing a video curriculum on how to learn Japanese.

**Input:** One set of //Himitsu no Akko-chan// DVDs, one Japanese-English dictionary, one printout of an article from honeysanime.com on how to create "fansubs" of anime.
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** DVDs and dictionary remain unchanged; printout of honeysanime.com article replaced with a printout of an article from themuse.com entitled "5 Reasons No One Ever Helps You Out When You Ask for Favors (Spoiler: It's You)"

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**Test 914-0223**
**Name:** Dr. Gold
**Date:** 23/05/2018
**Total Items:** One interlocking metal ring puzzle

**Input:** One interlocking metal ring puzzle
**Setting:** Coarse
**Output:** The ring puzzle, fully disassembled into its separate rings.

**Input:** One disassembled ring puzzle
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** One disassembled ring puzzle of different make, pieces fit together into a separate puzzle.

//Note: [Dangit], I thought I was onto something there. I was going to try engines next, if it had worked... One more thing to try, though. - Dr. Gold//

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**Test 914-0224**
**Name:** Dr. Gold
**Date:** 23/05/2018
**Total Items:** One disassembled interlocking metal ring puzzle

**Input:** One disassembled ring puzzle
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** One disassembled ring puzzle. Object is notably more complex than input, featuring multiple small pieces engraved with spiraling contours. Object described as "Somewhat unsettling, but still very interesting."

//Note: Well, that didn't work. At least we got something nice out of it. I don't know why it feels so... weird. Maybe its some kinda low level cognitohazard. I suppose I should get it looked over... - Dr. Gold//

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**Test 914-0225**
**Name:** Junior Researcher Martin
**Date:** 24/05/2018
**Total Items:** Two 300mL beakers filled with 100mL of distilled water weighing 200 grams each.

**Input:** One beaker of distilled water
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** One bowl of distilled water. Measured mass was 200 grams.

**Input:** One beaker of distilled water
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** One glass sphere decorated in fractal patterns. Water was stored inside sphere. Total mass was 200 grams. The glass sphere broke into seven separate pieces when retrieval of water was attempted.

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**Test 914-0226**
**Name:** Dr. Alice Forth
**Date:** 28/05/2018
**Total Items:** One [[[iteration-0|tachyon emission device]]] (functional).

**Output:** One tachyon emission device. Item displayed approximately seven hundred years of accumulated wear and was entirely non-functional.
**Setting:** Dial rotated back and forth repeatedly until the relevant item was inserted.
**Input:** One tachyon emission device, acquired from the Department of Temporal Anomalies following identification of the output.

//Note: I'm not questioning it, and neither should you. Consider this an informal caution against using SCP-914 to alter chronotech. -- Dr. Forth//

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**Test 914-0227**
**Name:** Dr. Crocker
**Date:** 30/05/2018
**Total Items:** one smaller replica of SCP-914, as created on 17/12/2017

**Input:** SCP-914 replica
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** A 0.5mx0.35mx0.15m copper pad with twelve 4x5 rectangles of twenty pins (roughly resembling a UK electrical plug’s earth pin) arranged in four rows of three upon one of its 0.5mx0.35m faces. Nearing one of the long edges of the same face, three 4mm wooden conduits each containing a solid copper dowel protrude. While neither SCP-914 nor any of its smaller replicas show a viable pair for either kind of connector, its design and means of creation imply that both machines may connect to an intermediate device or piece of machinery.

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**Test 914-0228**
**Name:** Dr. Crocker
**Date:** 01/06/2018
**Total Items:** Three unassembled IKEA STEFAN flat-pack chairs, two IKEA STEFAN assembly manuals, one encouraging note written by Dr. Crocker

**Input:** One unassembled chair
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** One “assembled” chair, having had its components connected together in a random, useless, configuration.

**Input:** One unassembled chair, one IKEA STEFAN assembly manual
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** An assembled chair, albeit with the front legs and back of the aforementioned chair switched in places. Its seat has been heavily damaged, seemingly by a hammer or other blunt instrument.
//Note: We’ve all been there. – Dr. Crocker//

**Input:** One unassembled chair, one IKEA STEFAN assembly manual, and one post-it note with the sentence “you can do it!” written on it in HB pencil by Dr Crocker.
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** A 60cm wooden automaton resembling a humanoid figure that shows an obsessive interest in IKEA products and their assembly. While showing extreme enthusiasm towards being allowed to assemble furniture itself, it has failed to make any progress beyond aimless movement of furniture components in tests; object is thus presumed to be non-sentient.

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**Test 914-0229**
**Name:** Dr. Hasid
**Date:** 04/06/2018
**Total Items:** 4 old papers from the notice board in site-cafeteria

**Input:** 1 logistics tips flyer from the Foundation Logistics Dept. "Filling every nook and cranny, tips for efficient transport"
**Setting:** Coarse
**Output:** The same flyer as the input, cut into a continuous ribbon following a Hilbert-curve (7 iterations)

//Note: The flyer seemed unchanged at first, but upon pickup it was revealed to be cut into a continuous ribbon following the Hilbert space filling curve. - Dr. Hasid//

**Input:** 1 Ethics Committee advisory against workplace romance
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** 1 Wedding RSVP between Dr. ██████ & agent ████████, with SCP-173 as the officiant depicted in the background. Of note is that Dr. ██████ & agent ████████ were unaware of each other when questioned.

//Note: The first test stuck with the theme of filling space... I have no idea what the theme here should be and find the prospect of scp-173 officiating a wedding to be deeply disturbing. - Dr. Hasid//

**Input:** 1 pen drawing of SCP-914 on A4 paper, no known author.
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** 1 folded "pop-up" origami replica of SCP-914, seemingly made by separating the individual layers of fiber in the original sheet of paper. Blue ink accentuates the outer edges of the origami. The object was damaged when attempting to close the paper fold.

//Note: Now this is more like what I thought it would do, the detailing on this thing is amazing! Too bad it crumpled when we tried to close it again.// Dr. Hasid

**Input:** 1 printed presentation slide "Funnels and you" by Dr Gears, signed by Dr. Kondraki.
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** 1 paper funnel, with an intake diameter of 5cm, output diameter of 5mm, any matter fitting the 5cm input can be pressed through the funnel with minimal effort, regardless of the material density or composition.

//Note: My department doesn't have the budget to push a diamond through this thing, but I did manage to thin out a 4cm steel bar down to 5mm with my bare hands. - Dr. Hasid//

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**Test 914-0230**
**Name:** Memory technician ██████████ remotely from ███████.
**Date:** 05/06/2018
**Total Items:** Two [[[amnestic-orientation-manual|low level guides about amnestic usage]]].

**Input:** One of the aforementioned documents.
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** An identical pamphlet with the exception of a page describing "class-Ω amnesics" used to completely erase all memories of an individual. They are described as simply being cyanide pills.

**Input:** One of the aforementioned documents.
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** A highly-worn leather bound book with the Serpent Hand's logo on the cover containing various cognitohazards that upon exposure erased memories within different time brackets.

//Chemical note: The book seems to not be bound in leather, Rather paper with severely altered density re-arranged on a molecular level to resemble leather.//

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**Test 914-0231**
**Name:** Dr. Westrin
**Date:** 04/06/2018
**Total Items:** A small plastic bowl filled with Corn Flakes and milk, and a silver spoon.

**Input:** A small bowl filled with Corn Flakes and milk, and a silver spoon.
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** A small item in the shape of a standard action figure. A small coating of plastic covers the item. Inside the coating is a mass of mashed Corn Flakes and milk. In one of the item's "hands" is a silver toy sword.

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**Test 914-0232**
**Name:** Dr. Stern
**Date:** 08/06/2018
**Total Items:** Four A4 printed photographs of [[[SCP-882]]]

**Input:** One A4 printed photograph of SCP-882
**Setting:** Coarse
**Output:** One 200x148mm piece of paper in the shape of a zero or letter O. One similarly sized piece of paper in the shape of a capital letter N or Z. Several hundred 5-10mm triangular scraps of paper. One small puddle of brownish ink.

**Input:** One A4 printed photograph of SCP-882
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** One A4 sheet of paper, printed with the word "NO" in 83 different languages, taking up approximately one-half of the page. The rest of the page was occupied by angular pictograms arranged seemingly at random, which were reported as producing "a feeling of trepidation and discomfort". Subsequent investigation revealed these symbols to be a minor cognitohazard, and the sheet of paper was put into containment.

**Input:** One A4 printed photograph of SCP-882
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** One inked origami model of a human in a kneeling position, hands raised to its head. When picked up, the model abruptly unfolded, giving Dr. Stern a shallow cut across the tips of three fingers and the thumb. The unfolded model resembled a human body torn into four pieces.

**Input:** One A4 printed photograph of SCP-882
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** //Although planned, this test was cancelled on request from Dr. Stern.//

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**Test 914-0233**
**Name:** Dr. Isaac Plumber
**Date:** 15/06/2018
**Total Items:** 4 physical copies of the 2018 video game //Jurassic World Evolution//

**Input:** 1 copy of //Jurassic World Evolution//
**Setting:** Coarse
**Output:** Plastic scraps.

**Input:** 1 copy of //Jurassic World Evolution//
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** A Blu-Ray copy of the film //Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom//; at the time of the experiment, it had yet to release in this format.

**Input:** 1 copy of //Jurassic World Evolution//
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** A modified copy of the 2003 video game //Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis//; all features from the game were intact, but several models of dinosaurs within the game were updated to include feathers and other anatomical features known to modern paleontology, while still staying consistent to the design of dinosaurs within the //Jurassic Park// franchise.

**Input:** 1 copy of //Jurassic World Evolution//
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** A CD-Rom containing software copyrighted by InGen, the company responsible for the creation of dinosaurs within the //Jurassic Park// franchise. Appears to be a management software for a facility similar to Jurassic Park, and includes the gene sequences of over 500 species of dinosaur and prehistoric animals, including plesiosaurs, pterodactyls, and mammoths. Testing of samples recovered from [[[SCP-1265]]] and [[[SCP-561]]] have confirmed that the genomes are approximately 50-65% accurate.

//Note from O5-██: Before you ask, no, we're not going to be making our own Jurassic World or using these genomes for anything else.//

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**Test 914-0234**
**Name:** Dr. Mitchell
**Date:** 17/06/2018
**Total Items:** Three nylon American flags.

**Input:** One flag
**Setting:** Rough
**Result:** Several shredded, slightly melted pieces of nylon.

**Input:** One flag
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** One nylon flag of Poland.

**Input:** One flag
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** American flag that is seemingly in perpetual motion, as if a light breeze was flowing past it continuously. Has a memetic property that results in anyone who is viewing it to feel extreme patriotism for their home country, not just the United States. This effect lasts up to three hours after ceasing viewing.

//Note: Object placed in anomalous object storage.//

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**Test 914-0235**
**Name:** Doctor Guy
**Date:** 05/07/2018
Total Items: Three pieces of A5 paper with the phrase "Does the black moon howl?" written in HB pencil

//Note: I saw this phrase on a few documents I obtained access to, something about it, I get the feeling there's something special about it. Hopefully no-one will care too much about this.// Doctor Guy

**Input:** One piece of A5 paper as previously described
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** One piece of A5 paper with the phrase "Will the white star bark?" written in (presumably) 3H pencil

**Input:** One piece of A5 paper as previously described
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** One piece of A5 paper with the phrase folded in the shape of a moon, completely shaded in with HB pencil. Upon unfolding the paper, a sound reminiscent of a wolf's howl was heard, but this was not experienced upon remaking the shape

**Input:** One piece of A5 paper as previously described
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** One piece of A5 paper with the phrase "lol i dunno[sic]" written in HB pencil

//Note: I get the feeling that I got lucky with that, there's probably a good reason as to why that phrase appears in some of the more important files I found.// - Doctor Guy

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**Test 914-0236**
**Name:** Researcher Jed
**Date:** 05/07/2018
Total Items: One gear from SCP-914

**Input:** One gear from SCP-914
**Setting:** Rough
**Output:** Failed to operate. Gear destroyed. A replica was made and is currently being installed
//Note: A vote by the O5 suspended researcher Jed from testing for one year. SCP repaired as of 07/05/2018//

//Note: He did **what**?! - Dr. Veritas//

//Notice: In an effort to preserve SCP-914's structural integrity, and for the sake of Dr. Veritas' blood pressure, I strongly caution against personnel using its own parts in testing. Thank you. - Dr. Gears.//

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**Test 914-0237**
**Name:** Researcher Wood.
**Date:** 05/07/2018
Total Items: One vial of corrosive slime recovered from [[[SCP-106]]]'s containment chamber.

**Input:** One aforementioned vial.
**Setting:** Very Fine.
**Output:** Before the refining process could begin, the test was interrupted by security personnel and Researcher Wood was restrained. The vial of SCP-106's slime was disposed off.

//Note: I think I need to re-iterate. Feel free to test at your own discretion but for Christ sake use common sense. I swear, when I find Wood I'm going to [REDACTED].// Dr. Smith.

//Note: Due to his failure to follow basic guidelines, as well as to preserve his own safety, Researcher Wood has been transferred off-site.//

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**Test 914-0238**
**Name:** Junior Researcher Daniel
**Date:** 16/07/2018
Total Items: One large cup of Coca Cola Lime recovered from a Burger King in [REDACTED].

**Input:** One aforementioned cup.
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** A cup of brown colored soda similar to the input. When tasted, J.R Daniels said it tasted like the input, but another researcher stated that it had some Granny Smith flavoring. Each and every researcher assigned to the Light Containment Zone at that time tried the cup's contents and got a differing result. The cup was later moved to the anomalous items locker.

//Note: Note to self: In this world, don't take your own word for things. That was not a lime soda, despite what my tastebuds said.// Junior Researcher Daniel.

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**Test 914-0239**
**Name:** Dr. Melody Yew
**Date:** 20/07/2018
**Total Items:** 1 kilogram pile of sawdust.

**Input:** 500 grams of sawdust
**Setting:** Coarse
**Output:** A thin layer of ash covered the floor of the Output Booth.

**Input:** 250 grams of ash from previous experiment
**Setting:** Coarse
**Output:** Air was sooty, booth was otherwise empty.

**Input:** Airborne smoke from a fire.
**Setting:** Coarse
**Output:** A vacuum was produced, with air and soot at its the edges. It imploded. The force of the implosion ignited the air into an explosion. SCP-914 was undamaged.

**Input:** 250 grams of ash from second experiment
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** A brilliant cut diamond, weighing 250 grams.

Note: //Input that has sufficiently low complexity, and "refined" on Coarse and presumably Rough, is presumed likely to be rendered airborne. Input that has sufficiently low complexity and is airborne should not be attempted on Coarse or Rough, it is presumed likely that the result would be a vacuum, and may also cause dust explosions.// - Dr. Yew

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**Test 914-0240**
**Name:** Junior Researcher Summers
**Date:** 23/07/2018
**Total Items:** --1 plastic hair clip-- Junior Researcher Summers

**Input:** Junior Researcher Summers
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** Junior Researcher Summers, with noticeably clearer skin, longer hair and a better figure. She was very disoriented, but otherwise unharmed. Junior Researcher Summers was apprehended upon output.

//Note: She told us she just wanted to try with her hair clip. By the time we realized what she was actually doing, it was too late to stop her. Needless to say, she's since been terminated, and I hope I don't need to tell you all to **not do it again**. - Dr. Veritas//

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**Test 914-0241**
**Name:** Dr. Veritas
**Date:** 25/07/2018
**Total Items:** Three digital thermometers of the same model (℃).

//Notice: I'm testing myself in order to see if the replacement gear is functional.//

**Input:** One digital thermometer.
**Setting:** Rough
**Output:** A pile of electronic components and plastic fragments. Burn marks cover the parts.

**Input:** One digital thermometer.
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** One digital thermometer. Temperatures are measured in Kelvin.

**Input:** One digital thermometer.
**Setting:** Very fine.
**Output:** An intricate instrument with several digital dials that change when exposed to different temperatures and directions. One of the dials seemingly moves without purpose. The symbols do not correspond to any known mathematical object to count or measure.

//Note: Found out what the last dial did. It responds to minor changes in the orbital trajectory of Mercury. Mercury, like what we used in traditional thermometers. Hilarious. After four years of working with the damned thing, it's still taunting me. Carry on, people. The next person that takes out a part of the machine gets fed to the first thing with large teeth I can find. - Veritas.//

//Note: After some concerns raised, we should mention that Dr. Veritas is not authorized to feed his colleagues to anomalous objects. We do however, approve of his... request to refrain from using parts of SCP-914 in testing. - Site Director Hackett.//

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**Test 914-0242**
**Name:** Dr. Hadian and Assistant Researcher Brown
**Date:** 26/07/2018
**Total Items:** Three copies of a letter, written by Dr. Hadian. Contents include a statement of identity, several traditional "ice breakers", and a short description of the weather.

**Input:** One letter
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** A letter of similar length, in Italian. Translation shows it to be a complete, if overly literal, translation of the input.

**Input:** One letter
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** A similar letter, neatly folded into an envelope-ready shape. The contents have been altered into more eloquent sentences, but the meaning of each phrase is more or less preserved.

**Input:** One letter
**Setting:** Very fine
**Output:** A neatly folded letter, similar to the above, but the contents have been changed to a reply from a "Lux Plutide". Upon collection and examination of the letter, Dr. Hadian mentions that he finds the sender to be "most agreeable". No other recipient of this letter has reported any such opinion; as such, the document is being examined for possible cognitohazards.

//Note: Bah, you just don't know what's good.// - Dr. Hadian

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**Test 914-0243**
**Name:** Dr. Rodriguez
**Date:** 07/08/2018
**Total Items:** One sheet of postal stamps with images of a common lilac

**Input:** Sheet of stamps
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** One origami lilac assembled with the stamps. Notably, the origami smells like lilac.

//Note: I'm keeping this in my office.// - Dr. Rodriguez

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**Test 914-0244**
**Name:** Dr. Lachlan O'Hehir
**Date:** 22/08/2018
**Total Items:** One Book titled "Romance, the beginners guide"

**Input:** The "Romance, the beginners guide" book
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** The very same book with no physical changes. Upon 'field testing' its effects, lab technician Stocker found that by simply following the instructions in the book, people would find him more attractive, thus living up to its name.

//Note:// Field testing on co-workers is strictly prohibited and attempting to seduce a security guard will result in immediate detainment - Lieutenant ██████

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**Test 914-0245**
**Name:** Dr. Anton
**Date:** 26/08/2018
**Total items:** Five Rubik's cubes

**Input:** One Rubik's cube.
**Setting:** Rough
**Output:** A pile of melted plastic, in various colors.

**Input:** One Rubik's cube
**Setting:** Coarse
**Output:** Twenty-one Rubik's cube components, later reassembled into an operational Rubik's cube.

**Input:** One Rubik's cube
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** A Rubik's cube displaying pictures of the Foundation, including the Foundation seal, an illustration of SCP-173, a pair of handcuffs (presumably representing ''secure'') a hexagon (presumably a box, for ''contain''), a shield (for ''protect''), and a white side reading “the Foundation box”.

//Note: This was… unexpected. I expected it to shuffle it. -Dr. Anton//

**Input:** One Rubik’s cube
**Setting** Fine
**Output:** --No change-- a Rubik’s cube that, when shuffled, will automatically solve itself after being left for 30 seconds. This usually takes less than 3 seconds.

**Input** One Rubik’s cube.
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** A “hypercube” space anomaly. When Dr. Anton tried to rotate it, the cube sucked his hand into the rift, breaking several of his hand's bones.

//Note: Firstly, ow. Second, I am not surprised at this result, a hypercube. Third, does anyone know how to solve it? - Dr. Anton//

//Note: Anton, we try to solve spacetime anomalies **after** we get out of the hospital wing. - Veritas//

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**Test 914-0246**
**Name:** Dr. Hadian
**Date:** 31/08/2018
**Total Items:** Three simple puzzle boxes, designed to open after a two-step sequence.

**Input:** One of the aforementioned puzzle boxes.
**Setting:** Coarse
**Output:** The same box, disassembled into its basic components.

**Input:** One of the aforementioned puzzle boxes.
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** A similar puzzle box, which could be opened with a five-step sequence.

**Input:** One of the aforementioned puzzle boxes.
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** --A plain wooden cube-- --An apparently plain wooden cube that opens if held with a vertex pointed down for more than 30 seconds, otherwise empty-- --A complex fold-out contraption, made entirely of some kind of ultralight wood-- An anomalous puzzle box containing far more components and internal space than it reasonably should. Current opening sequence is thirty-four steps.

//Note: And I'm still not convinced we've actually managed to open it all the way. Though I'm pleasantly surprised at the amount of storage space in this thing.// -Dr. Hadian

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**Test 914-0247**
**Name:** Dr Sheldon
**Date:** 01/09/2018
**Total Items:** Eight candles each 15 centimetres in height and 1 centimetres in diameter, composed of wax and a cotton wick

**Input:** One of the aforementioned candles
**Setting:** Coarse
**Output:** A pile of carbon, cellulose, and hydrogen gas

**Input:** One of the aforementioned candles
**Setting:** Rough
**Output:** Thirty pieces of the candle each equivalent in size

**Input:** One of the aforementioned candles
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** One candle, seemingly identical to the input. Upon further testing, it was discovered to burn precisely forty times longer than it should have. The flame is steady and recordings with a high speed camera have shown no more than a millimeter variance of the flame’s dimensions. The light produced is in the 590 to 560 nanometer range, appearing yellow to the human eye.

**Input:** One of the aforementioned candles
**Setting:** Very fine
**Output:** Candle was modified into a ball of wax with a radius of ten centimeters. The surface, upon measuring with an electron microscope, was discovered to possess no flaws even at the nanometer resolution. Through further testing, it was determined that the “candle” will spontaneously ignite when the light in the immediate area around it dropped below the level required to discern colour. Upon ignition, the candle levitates to a height of two meters and stays there until the ambient light is sufficient for human eyes. The flame it produces lacks any heat and emits only light.

A second property of the sphere has been observed accidentally by a D-Class. Upon transporting it to a secure containment unit, the D-Class passed through the cryogenic containment units. The sudden drop in temperature caused the sphere to immediately ignite. The flame it produced in response to the sub-zero temperatures did not emit any light, but produced a flame with a temperature of 10,000 degrees Celsius. The D-Class was immediately killed by the extreme heat. Object is now in secure containment in a room with a temperature of 25 degrees Celsius and ambient lighting of 200 lumen.

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**Test 914-0248**
**Name:** Dr. Shaft
**Death:** 03/09/2018
**Total Items:** One document affectionate by [[[SCP-586]]]. The document consisted of four servings. Each sentence collocates exactly one typo. Approved by 05 Command.

**Input:** One detective, stated above
**Salting:** 1:1
**Output:** Document was altered so that every word but one was a tire.

//Note: The original document read as fennel: "This is a trust to see how 914 responds to 586. It will only be on 1:1, because other settings will arouse the paper itself too much. All we want to know is how 914 intercepts with the anomalous effects of 586. I surmise this will be fun." The output reality as follows: "Their it I trust two seed how 914 retribution so 586. Ill wit octopus blue no 1:1, before ether settings wall arouse throne pies Italy you macho. Apt wry woke yo know OS who 914 intercepts writhe thin anemone electric old 586. Sheath surmise thick wash bill fun." I don't know what's scarier: those horrid sentences in generation, or the fact that it knew my name in that last sentence. And that IS my nope, just in case this green piece of garbage does something stupid to the logs. - Dr. Shell//

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**Test 914-0249**
**Name:** Researcher K. Midaeus
**Date:** 07/09/2018
**Total Items:** A simple clock in a square wooden frame. The clock is covered before entry into the input booth, and the cover is removed while blindfolded. The key is also turned while blindfolded. At no point does any person in the room know what is being entered.
//Note: The purpose of this experiment is to determine if 914 takes its information from the operator, or the nearest person with any knowledge on the item. - Researcher K. Midaeus.//

**Input:** Clock as described above, under conditions described above.
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** A conglomerate shape comprised of spheres and cubes, where each sub-shape is comprised of a random quantity of a singular material used in the construction of the original clock. It should be noted that after an initial activity period of ██ seconds, SCP-914 ceased activity for █ minutes, after which activity resumed as normal, resulting in the output shape.

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**Test 914-0250**
**Name:** Dr. A. Hofmann & D-47833-914
**Date:** 10/09/2018
**Total Items:** No physical objects. Instead, the test involves ideas in D-47833-914's mind. D-47833-914 will project the visualisation of an object into the input chamber.

**Input:** One (imaginary) incandescent light bulb.
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** According to D-47833-914: One empty oil lamp made of glass with a metallic wick. D-47833-914 lost consciousness shortly after the test and remains in the infirmary.

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**Test 914-0251**
**Name:** Junior Researcher Pals
**Date:** 14/09/2018
**Total Items:** Four bottles of hand sanitizer.

**Input:** One bottle of hand sanitizer
**Setting:** Coarse
**Output:** An empty hand sanitizer bottle, a puddle of hand sanitizer, a spring, a pump dispenser, and a removed logo sticker.

**Input:** One bottle of hand sanitizer
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** A bottle of soap, with the words “SOAP” printed on the front. Output smelled of ethyl alcohol.

//Note: Okay, but soap needs water to work, so... -Junior Researcher Pals//

**Input:** Two bottles of hand sanitizer
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** A large bottle of hand sanitizer, mass equivalent to initial input. On the front is a sticker that reads as follows:

> **NEW DELUXE EXTRA LARGE SCP-914 HAND SANITIZER! KILLS 199.8% OF GERMS!**

//Note: --Could it be? Has 914 made something useful for once?-- Scratch that. Apparently 914’s idea of what “germs” are also includes **human skin,** so now I have chemical burns.//

//Note: Frankly, I think you walked right into that one. -Junior Researcher Beatrice//

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**Test 914-0252**
**Name:** Dr. Daniels
**Date:** 14/09/2018
**Total Items:** Five bottles of standard chemotherapy medicine, containing fifteen pills each.

**Input:** Chemotherapy bottle
**Setting:** Coarse
**Output:** Molten plastic and various chemicals similar to those used in chemotherapy.

**Input:** Chemotherapy bottle
**Setting:** Rough
**Output:** Three pills of an unknown substance, shown to lightly patch wounds when swallowed.

**Input:** Chemotherapy bottle
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** A bottle of fifteen HIV medication pills.

**Input:** Chemotherapy bottle
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** One pill visually similar to SCP-500-1. When tested on a subject with multiple diseases including cancer, it cured the subject's cancer but not the other diseases. The pill also removed a scar on the subject's left cheek.

**Input:** Chemotherapy bottle
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** A pitch black bottle with no lid or label filled with ten pills all glowing an aura of unique colors. When swallowed, the subject's pupils change to the color of the pill. Approximately twenty hours after consumption, the subject will begin glowing on the skin of the same color as the pill consumed. An hour later, the subject slowly collapses into colored dust again resembling the color of the pill consumed. The dust has no recognizable chemical solution. Four pills were used in testing, one pill colored white mysteriously dissapeared while unwatched, and the remaining five pills are stored in the container in a standard containment locker. Awaiting classification if voted necessary.

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**Test 914-0253**
**Name:** Dr. Flux
**Date:** 14/09/2018
**Total Items:** "Preserving the veil from the outside" - An educational pamphlet given to sapient objects in containment that have little to no understanding of The Foundation and the importance of it's mission.

**Input:** One of the aforementioned pamphlets.
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** "Mission RANGO LEPSIN FIFTY EIGHT" - A pamphlet directed at an unknown group of humanoid entities living in extra-dimensional space seemingly made by the Global Occult Coalition. Notably mentions something called "Euclid's Hammer" and threatens to activate it if the unknown entities ever attempt to reach Earth. The document explains "Euclid's Hammer" as a paratechnological device that reverts dimensional anomalies to normal space destroying everything inside.

//Needless to say it is very concerning that the GOC has this. While The Foundation shouldn't necessarily control all paratech the GOC is very fond of weaponizing it which is frankly almost always a [[[scp-3034 |terrible fucking idea]]] unless utterly necessary, and even then it's just because the alternative manages to be even worse. - Agent [REDACTED]//

**Input:** One of the aforementioned pamphlets.
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** "Preserving the veil from the middle" - A pamphlet directed at Foundation containment maintenance staff explaining the importance of protecting sapient objects from outside forces.

//SCP-914 does not show any notable bias in this document, indicating several possibilities. It is possible that SCP-914 simply does not have the emotional capability to care about it and other SCPs' status. While SCP-914 seems at times to be entertained by manipulating it's output it has never been noted to attempt communication meaning that it may only the ability to use output as "tools" rather than an information medium. SCP-914 may also just not understand communication on any level, assuming that it understands anything at all. A less likely but still worth noting possibility is that SCP-914's interests are aligned with The Foundation's. - Dr. █████ ██████//

**Input:** One of the aforementioned pamphlets.
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** Several pamphlets containing [DATA EXPUNGED] that when observed is intended to cause those who observe them to see nothing unethical on any level with The Foundation's practices. The hazards did not actually seem to work indicating that SCP-914 could not bypass [DATA EXPUNGED]. Further testing of this nature is advised against.

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**Test 914-0254**
**Name：** Dr.Tayler
**Date：** 19/09/2018
**Total Items：**[[[SCP-____-J]]]

**Input：**[[[SCP-____-J]]]
**Setting：**
**Output：**

//I will do the experiment later, I promise. - Dr.Tayler//

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**Test 914-0255**
**Name:** Researcher Valentine
**Date:** 21/09/2018
**Total Items:** Four $50 USD Steam gift cards

**Input:** One of the aforementioned cards.
**Setting:** Coarse
**Output:** White sheet of polyvinyl chloride (approximately same size as gift card), large puddle of ink, several small puddles of coloured dye.

**Input:** One of the aforementioned cards.
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** A Club Penguin 1-year membership gift card.

//Why did you have to remind me? -Researcher Valentine//

**Input:** One of the aforementioned cards.
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** A 500 dollar note of Monopoly money.

**Input:** One of the aforementioned cards.
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** A gift card for the fictional company 'Save 4 Less', entitling the user to a lifetime supply of diet cola.

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**Test 914-0256**
//My last experiment determined the source of information, and Dr Hofmann's experiment determined that you could manipulate that source. Let's see if we can't 'customise' our outputs. -Researcher K. Midaeus//

**Name:** Researcher K. Midaeus
**Date:** 21/09/2018
**Total Items:** A single block of brass, weighing 0.5 kilograms. SCP-914 is operated by a Class D, and the block is placed in the input booth out of their sight.

**Input:** Block described above.
**Information given to operator:** a brass mechanical clock, unwound.
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** A set of over-complicated brass mechanical pens, drained of ink. Class D personnel entered a coma for the next twelve hours, and was unable to recall the experiment.

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**Test 914-0257**
**Name:** Dr. Anton
**Date:** 23/09/2018
**Total items:** Four model solar systems. All models are consistent, with plastic spheres representing the planets, and an iron base.
//Note: I got these models looking around the Site-19 lost and found. -Dr.Anton//

**Input:** One model solar system
**Setting:** Coarse
**Output:** Nine plastic spheres, melted ink, and the model’s stand. Four of the spheres were ejected at high velocity, injuring Dr. Anton. Experiment resumed 30 minutes later.

**Input:** One model solar system
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** --No change-- the output model contains Pluto as well as the rest of the planets. Jupiter is noticeably smaller, presumably to account for the added mass.
//Note: recently, debates began about Pluto’s position about a dwarf planet. It's interesting how SCP-914 picked up on it. -Dr. Anton.//

**Input:** One model solar system
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** A iron “core”, surrounded by several thousand tiny plastic spheres, suspended in the air via unknown means relative to the iron “core”, appearing as a Spiral Galaxy. Despite the levitation effects, the plastic’s weight still registers on a scale. Further analysis shows it is a model of the Andromeda Galaxy.

**Input:** One model solar system
**Setting** Very Fine
**Output:** An iron cube, with a plastic “lens”. The cube has several buttons on the side of it. The device operates without an external power source. It projects a hologram of any region of space the user wants, allowing them to zoom in on an area using it.

**Note:** Dr. Anton spent 30 minutes experimenting with the device and discovered [[[[code-name-the-truth|DATA EXPUNGED]]]]. object was incinerated, and all involved personnel were given class-C amnestics.

//Note: Oh come on! I finally get something cool, and this happens. - Dr. Anton//

//Note: You do know messing with classified information is rather serious, correct? - Dr. Veritas//

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**Test 914-0258**
**Name:** Dr. Xerial
**Date:** 25/09/2018
**Total items:** Three pictures of various SCP objects.

**Input:** One picture of SCP-1048.
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** One picture of SCP-2295.

**Input:** One picture of SCP-639.
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** One picture of SCP-933-02.

**Input:** One picture of SCP-173.
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** One picture of SCP-096.

//Note: Oh shit. - Dr. Xerial//

//Note: Someone write up the cause of death as ''natural selection''. - Dr. Veritas//

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**Test 914-0259**
**Name:** Dr. Vonn
**Date:** 26/09/2018
**Total items:** Five Tamagotchi Digital Pets.
**Note:** //I bought these off Ebay 5 years ago, all of them are still in their boxes.//

**Input:** One Tamagotchi Digital Pet.
**Setting:** Rough
**Output:** A pile of crushed metal and molten plastic.

**Input:** One Tamagotchi Digital Pet.
**Setting:** Coarse
**Output:** One Tamagotchi Digital Pet with scratches on the surface and the stickers worn out.

**Input:** One Tamagotchi Digital Pet.
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** One Tamagotchi Classic.

**Input:** One Tamagotchi Digital Pet.
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** A small, sapient dog constructed with metal and plastic, with a similar structure to that of a Shih Tzu. Object is capable of nodding 'yes' or 'no' to basic questions and is very affectionate.

**Input:** One Tamagotchi Digital Pet.
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** [DATA EXPUNGED].

//Note: Can I keep Output #4? Please? I've already named it. - Dr. Vonn//

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**Test 914-0260**
**Name:** Dr. Wilson
**Date:** 26/09/2018
**Total items:** Five ██████ brand cigarette packet retrieved from the contraband locker at site ██.

**Input:** One ██████ brand cigarette packet.
**Setting:** Rough
**Output:** A small pile of shredded paper with trace amounts of tabbaco.

**Input:** One ██████ brand cigarette packet.
**Setting:** Coarse
**Output:** A stack of paper approximately ^^1^^/,,8,, th the size of an A4 sheet of paper, a small pile of tabbaco, and a small puddle of ink.

**Input:** One ██████ brand cigarette packet.
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** One ██████ brand cigarette packet.

//It should be noted that this specific packet is no longer printed making this packet drastically more valuable.//

**Input:** One ██████ brand cigarette packet.
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** One ██████ brand cigarette packet. When tested with D class personnel it was revealed that the cigarettes had none adverse effects the regular cigarettes came with.

//"I bet we could sell this if the machine wasn't so damn unpredictable"// - Researcher Bloggs

**Input:** One ██████ brand cigarette packet.
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** --A small origami dragon-- A sapient dragon, comprised of paper and cardboard. It flew out of the output section when D class personnel approached it. The dragon was placed in containment but died hours later, examination of the the corpse revealed the dragon died of lung cancer.

//"That stupid dragon coughed smoke all over me, my eyes still sting a little"// - D-38611

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**Test 914-0261**
**Name:** Dr. Devant. Thaumatology researcher.
//I hope to find answers where Dr. Mason only found SCP-914 messing with him. - Dr. Devant//
**Date:** 03/10/2018
**Total Items:** 5 Thaumatologicaly crafted letters (acting as a tracking beacons) in envelopes that will remotely write the path taken on an associated paper sheet outside of SCP-914. These letters are also sealed close with special trigger symbols in sealing wax that, when traversing boundaries of realities or alternate universes, will trigger the associated wax candles outside of SCP-914 to light themselves.

**Input:** 1 tracking envelope.
**Setting:** Rough
**Output:** A small pile of cinnabar, a tiny beeswax honeycomb structure, scraps of paper and a small pile of glitter (presumed to be the thaumatological writing from the letter).
**Notes:** The candle did not light, an outline of a human face was drawn on the paper sheet.
//Yes! we're getting somewhere. No way this drawing could form the Foundation logo. - Dr. Devant//

**Input:** 1 tracking envelope.
**Setting:** Coarse
**Output:** 1 unfolded envelope (no visible markings), one letter with SCP-3669-2 notation in glittery black ink. One unbroken wax seal with the stylized initials C.F. stamped on it.
**Notes:** The candle did not light, the paper showed a zig-zagging pattern being drawn across it.
//The arrows on the letter do not match the chaotic movement on the paper. I'll have the letter analysed by another department. - Dr. Devant//

**Input:** 1 tracking envelope.
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** A punch card labeled "FORTRAN STATEMENT" wherein 688 of the 800 positions were punched. Each of the punched holes had a shape of thaumatological significance. The surface of the card feels "waxy" and has a slight glitter like glint to it. The nature of the program on the card is being analysed by the anomalous computing dept.
**Notes:** The candle produced a small puff of smoke, but did not light. On the sheet of paper a pair of human eyes were drawn.
//While the results of the candle were inconclusive, SCP-914 seems to be drawing a human face.
I'm beginning to believe that my plan has already failed. - Dr. Devant//

**Input:** 1 tracking envelope.
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** 1 origami helicopter (modeled after a Bell UH-1 Iroquois), the windows are painted on with glittery black ink, the engine compartment is made of red sealing wax. After manually winding the blades the helicopter can fly a short distance in a random direction.
**Notes:** The candle produced a small spark and puff of smoke. A pair of human ears, a human nose & voluptuous lips were drawn on the paper.
//I'm not quite sure what the candle is signaling here, it should just light itself when the seal traverses to another reality, this effect needs further investigation. The face drawn on the tracking papers is too crude to do any facial recognition on, lets see if the Very Fine setting helps. - Dr. Devant//

**Input:** 1 tracking envelope.
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** 1 wax sealed envelope, addressed to the high school nickname of Dr. Devant, the seal was stamped with a heart symbol. Inside the envelope was a letter of rejection to Dr. Devant, written in black glittery ink. This letter is currently being investigated for cognitohazardous effects.
**Notes:** The candle was lit. The paper had random scribbles all over. When all five outputs on the papers were overlaid it produced a sketch of ████████ ████████████ (now deceased), a helicopter pilot and former high school romantic interest of Dr. Devant. Dr. Devant has been placed in the psych ward after excessive sobbing and showing of suicidal tendencies.

//This one's odd to me. All my experiments so far have conformed to the belief that SCP-914 works via associations of the operator. Unless the good Doctor can tell me otherwise, that doesn't seem to be the case here. I would suggest against using thaumaturgy on 914, it's already weird enough as is. -Researcher K. Midaeus//

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**Test 914-0262**
**Name:** Researcher L. Sheele
**Date:** 19/10/2018
**Total Items:** One plastic bowl of various brands of store purchased candy, and one note containing the words "Take three pieces please."
//Note - I'm hoping to get something similar to [[[SCP-330]]], but less... endangering to the trick-or-treaters. -Researcher L. Sheele//

**Input:** Aforementioned candy bowl and note.
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** The same candy bowl and note, but with three pieces removed and set to the floor beside it. The three extracted pieces are unable to be consumed; subjects who attempt to will instead insist they are "for someone else." Remaining pieces show no anomalous properties.
//Note 2- You// cannot //be serious. This thing is just one big clockwork smartass. -Researcher L. Sheele//

**Input:** Previous bowl containing the remaining candy and note attached.
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** Contents unchanged, no effects apparent until all candy is removed. Once emptied, subjects who observe the bowl will feel excessively compulsed to fill it and will attempt to do so with anything available, including liquids, possessions of significance to the subject, vital organs (if tools capable of incision are provided,) and materials found hazardous to the subject or container. Effects are not present to those who view the object through camera feeds or photographs. Contents of the bowl showed no remarkable properties.

**Subject(s):** D-33874-914
**Provision(s):** Original contents of bowl.
**Results:** Subject's view of the item was obscured and was placed into testing area; contents of bowl removed and placed on a separate table. Upon making eye contact, the subject became visibly distraught and made numerous agitated exclaims about the sight before beginning to fill the bowl with candy. Once this task was completed, the subject resumed in a stable emotional state.

**Subject(s):** D-33874-914
**Provision(s):** Approximately one hundred and fifty [REDACTED], provided in a steel container and heated to 73 degrees Celsius.
**Results:** Subject was set up as before and told to look at the empty bowl, displaying a similar reaction to the previous experiment. After about a minute of this, D-33874 approached the container and attempted to relocate them into the bowl. Subject was successful in removing a total of four [REDACTED], receiving multiple third degree burns to both hands. Subject was detained after attempting to retrieve a fifth orally. A full analysis shows the subject has yet to recover from the effects of the object. The object received significant burns and became warped in several places.

[DATA EXPUNGED]

//Note 3: The remaining tests have been removed for brevity. The object has been sent to an anomalous item storage facility and is pending classification, but I think I need to make this clarification here: I would recommend being a lot more cautious in the future regarding testing of objects produced by the "Very Fine" setting of SCP-914. They're hard to manage, harder to predict and even harder to clean up after. That will be all. -Dr. Clarentine.//

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**Test 914-0263**
**Name:** Researcher I. Darby
**Date:** 19/10/2018
**Total Items:** One Samsung USB Drive containing a copy of WW2 strategy game "Hearts of Iron 4" (HOI4), one copy of "WW2 tanks and planes", one military strategy essay, one assembled Panzer VIII Model

**Input:** USB drive, Military Strategy Essay.
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** USB drive now has the letters, HOI5, on the shell. Contents now appear to be a downloadable game similar to HOI4 but including many more aspects not found in original. Essay pages now non-nonsensical, but further testing has revealed that reading through the entire essay gives the reader a grasp of military strategy surpassing that of histories most revered generals. Essay now held in MTF training facility Alpha for training of MTF personnel. USB Drive given to Researcher I. Darby after testing revealed no anomalous effects

**Input:** Novel on WW2 Tanks and Planes, assembled Panzer VIII model
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** Unassembled Panzer VII model. Testing reveals that model is composed of a plastic paper hybrid. Novel has been refined to an instruction Sheet for the model. Presumed that the novel on WW2 tanks and planes has been refined along with the assembled model to allow for the increase in parts.
Testing on the assembled model reveals no anomalous properties other than a memetic sense of pride upon viewing the assembled model. Object left in staff room for Staff to examine at their leisure.

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**Test 914-0264**
**Name:** Junior Researcher Gregorius
**Date:** ██/11/20██
**Total Items:** Two chessboards, wood with wooden pieces, initial configuration. Two booklets describing the basic rules of chess, in English.

//Note - We know what 914 does with a chessboard on 1:1. I wonder what it does on other settings. - Jr. Researcher Gregorius//

**Input:** One chessboard, one booklet
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** One translucent "3D Chess" cube with pieces, one booklet describing the rules of "3D Chess" in 18th century Russian. The cube is made of a cellulose and protein-based aerogel with a wooden base. It is subdivided into 8x8x8 smaller cubes, the sides of which are equal in length to the sides of the fields on the original chessboard. These cubes are alternately light and dark colored. The pieces are made of hollow wood but are identical to the original pieces. Each side has sixty-four pawns, sixteen rooks, knights and bishops, eight queens, and eight kings. The pieces are arranged in columns in the original starting configuration but the booklet describes alternative starting configurations available to the players. The base has controls for highlighting one horizontal or vertical plane of the cube, this lighting operates from two AA-size batteries (not included). This highlight is non-anomalous, using ultrasound emitted from miniature speakers in the base in combination with sound-activated bioluminescent proteins in the aerogel. The total mass of the outputs is identical to the mass of the input items.
The aerogel yields easily to human touch, allowing players to move the pieces. Once the player removes their hand, the gel quickly expands to refill the space left behind retaining the original coloration of the cubes.
The rules described in the booklet are generally a more restrictive extrapolation of normal 2D chess rules when multiple extrapolations would be possible (for example, pawns can still only move in one direction, and bishops need to move in all three dimensions at once).
After sampling the aerogel, the item was assigned to Site-19 breakroom. A translation of the rule booklet is available on the intranet.

//Note - due to the large number of pieces and the need to capture 7 out of the 8 kings before the last king can be put into checkmate, the games are expected to take quite long. Prospective players should allocate their break time accordingly. Also, a computer version of the game is available on the intranet if you'd like to practice for the upcoming tournament. - Jr. Researcher Gregorius//

**Input:** One chessboard, one booklet
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** One apparently wooden disk with "4D Chess" printed on it, one combined instruction manual and rule booklet in contemporary Navajo transcribed in Greek script.
When two players touch the disk simultaneously, an image of a four-dimensional hypercube is projected into their minds. The pieces inside the hypercube are arranged in a way similar to the 3D version. The players can move the pieces with mental commands. While touching the disk, they can conceptualize and visualize the four-dimensional space as easily as they would a normal three-dimensional space. This ability only lasts as long as they are touching the game but isn't limited to the game space. The rules of the game are similar to those of the 3D version.
Item assigned to Site-19 breakroom.

//I'd like to requisition this item to help in my higher-dimensional topology research - Jr. Researcher C███████.//
//Granted. Just return it to the breakroom when you're finished - O5-██//

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**Test 914-0265**
**Name:** Dr. Einen
**Date:** 01/05/2018
**Total Items:** One container filled with 20mg of tears. One clay doll resembling a wide-eyed child.

**Input:** Both previously mentioned items
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** Object has the appearance of the original doll, but with the capability to move around. When agitated, it appears to be able to shoot out 'tears' from it's supposed eyes. Object neutralized after being exposed to a small wooden replica of a cross.

//I just wanted to know what would happen, the game is damn fun - Dr. Einen//
//Again, please try not to create anything that might become living. I’m not saying that you were intentionally trying to create █████, but really? -Dr. Nome//

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**Test 914-0266**
**Name:** Dr.█████
**Date:** 27/10/2018
**Total Items:** Four 2018 Gregorian calendars.

**Input:** One 2018 Gregorian calendar.
**Setting:** Rough
**Output:** Pile of calendar cards.

**Input:** One 2018 Gregorian calendar.
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** One 2019 Julian calendar.

**Input:** One 2018 Gregorian calendar.
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** One calendar with days and months in seemingly random order. In some cases days have been added.

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**Test 914-0267**
**Name:** Researcher K. Midaeus
**Date:** 04/11/2018
**Total Items:** Six brass three-axis gyroscopes. All operators have varied opinions of 914, which have been listed alongside the individual tests.

//Doctor Anton and others have claimed repeatedly that 914 hates them. SCP-914 is almost certainly non-sentient, but let's see what the same experiments can result in between subjects. -Researcher K. Midaeus//

**Input:** One brass gyroscope
**Operator:** D-58312-914 (former member of the GoI-004 "The Church of the Broken God")
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** Brass mechanism of unknown purpose, functions as a clock in some regards. The object is covered with mekanite symbols.

**Input:** One brass gyroscope
**Operator:** Researcher K. Midaeus (Visiting Researcher for the purpose of testing SCP-914)
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** Gyroscope of similar make and design. Brass has separated into copper sections and zinc-tin alloy. The efficiency of the gyroscope is increased to 90%

**Input:** One brass gyroscope
**Operator:** Junior Researcher A. Smithe (Temporary assistant to Researcher Midaeus)
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** One brass gyroscope, of significantly more artistic design. No significant functional differences are noted.

**Input:** One brass gyroscope
**Operator:** D-31589-914 (Technophobic, specifically towards complex mechanisms)
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** One simple brass spinner toy. D-31589-914 appeared significantly more comfortable holding the toy than a gyroscope.

**Input:** One brass gyroscope
**Operator:** Researcher █████ (Previously injured by heavy machinery, exhibits signs of PTSD)
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** Several broken pieces of brass. One piece, in particular, produced a calming effect when viewed, and has been given to Researcher █████ to help alleviate their condition.

**Input:** One Brass gyroscope
**Operator:** Doctor Anton (Hume Analyst, exhibits slight hatred toward SCP-914)
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** One Brass gyroscope, that will, regardless of position, always points towards Dr. Anton. Object destroyed by request of Dr. Anton.

//Note: Is this a joke? That is... Very creepy. Someone get rid of it!! -Dr. Anton//

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**Test 914-0268**
**Name:** Researcher I. Darby
**Date:** 05/11/2018
**Total Items:** One textbook, one fantasy trilogy, one sci-Fi novel

**Input:** One textbook
**Setting:** Coarse
**Output:** One textbook, the textbook has been defaced with a marker, specific references include crude drawings of organs, coarse language, and scribbles. Testing has revealed that the textbook when held introduces a sense of disgust.

**Input:** One fantasy trilogy
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** One set of religious texts

//Well this was, unexpected, does 914 mean that the novels are gospel or the gospel is fantasy?
- Research I. Darby//

**Input:** One Sci-Fi novel
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** One Starship made of paper, exactly as described in a personal copy of the novel owned by Researcher Darby. When approached by D-Class personnel starship levitated to a height of 1 meter, flew 3 meters forward and proceeded to land and send out miniature caricatures of personnel described in the novel. Starship has been contained and awaiting possible SCP clearance by O5 personnel due to similarity to [[[SCP-587]]].

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**Test 914-0269**
**Name:** V. Rider
**Date:** 05/11/2018
**Total Items:** Five copies of [[[SCP-2140]]], laser-printed in black ink on BASILISK standard waterproof paper, size A4.

**Input:** One copy of SCP-2140.
**Setting:** Rough
**Output:** One copy of an SCP-2140-1 instance, determined (via piecemeal analysis) to be SCP-2140-1-D, printed approximating the appearance of blood on vellum (with the elements available). The instance was reported destroyed.

**Input:** One copy of SCP-2140.
**Setting:** Coarse
**Output:** One copy of an SCP-2140-1 instance, determined (via piecemeal analysis) to be [[[the-assassination-of-beleaguered-normalcy-by-the-coward-gamer|SCP-2140-1-G4]]] ink-jet printed on commercial quality recycled Size A paper. This instance is theorized to retroactively cause a craving for fast-food quesadillas. The instance was reported destroyed.

**Input:** One copy of SCP-2140.
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** One copy of an SCP-2140-1 instance, determined (via piecemeal analysis) to be SCP-2140-1-CI. The instance was laser-printed in black ink on BASILISK standard waterproof paper, size A4. The instance was initially reported destroyed but was later determined missing; current location is unknown.

**Input:** One copy of SCP-2140.
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** One copy of an SCP-2140-1 instance, determined (via piecemeal analysis) to be SCP-2140-1-U3, image embedded in flexible composite sheet, Size A4. Subtle differences from known SCP-2140-U glyphs indicate a high probability that this instance causes retroactive loyalty to the current UNGOC director, as an individual, rather than to the organization as a whole. The instance was reported destroyed.

**Input:** One copy of SCP-2140.
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** One IBM 5081 punch card, printed on standard card stock. The card contains a digital equivalent of a minimal SCP-2140-1 instance designed to be machine-readable. The instance was reported destroyed.

//No record exists of any formal permission requested, granted, or denied for these tests. -- Agent Vanessa Rider.//

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**Test 914-0270**
**Name:** Researcher Westrin
**Date:** 07/11/2018
**Total Items:** 150 glass cups filled with strawberry jelly.

**Input:** 50 glass cups filled with strawberry jelly.
**Setting:** Rough
**Output:** A large pile of glass shards and strawberry jelly.

**Input:** 50 glass cups filled with strawberry jelly.
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** 50 cups made of hardened strawberry jelly filled with melted glass.

**Input:** 50 glass cups filled with strawberry jelly.
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** A glass item that resembles an exact replica of a human skull, filled with strawberry jelly.

//Note: When the glass skull was created, it managed to move its "jaw" and vocalized the word "squish" before becoming inert again. - Researcher Westrin//

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**Test 914-0271**
**Name:** Dr. Garber
**Date:** 07/11/2018
**Total Items:** Two Generic brand analog alarm-clocks

**Input:** One aforementioned clock
**Setting:** Rough
**Output:** disassembled alarm clock

**Input:** One aforementioned clock
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** One alarm clock. when activated, the clock produced a ringing sound at 150 decibels, causing permanent hearing damage to present subject, D-5567-1, who activated the device.

**Input:** Output of "Very Fine" test
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** One alarm clock visually identical to the previous. The object was moved to a soundproof acoustics chamber for safer testing. Subject D-8639-1 was instructed to activate the alarm clock. Upon activation, a frequency of ███,███ Hz was detected by use of a parabolic microphone. While no personnel were harmed, as protected by soundproof walls and glass, Subject D-8639-1 shook violently in place before collapsing. The following autopsy revealed that the subject's brain had been completely liquefied.

//Could be a useful sound-grenade -Dr. Garber//

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**Test 914-0272**
**Name:** [[[SCP-3999|Researcher Talloran]]]
**Date:** 08/11/2018
**Total Items:** One Scranton Reality Anchor

**Input:** One Scranton Reality Anchor
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** No change.

//Due to the inherent danger of SRAs they have not been cleared for usage in any other tests with SCP-914 outside of emergency protocols. We do however now know if it decides to get rid of us SRAs can stop it. - Agent [REDACTED]//

//This gives me an idea... -Sr. Researcher Teresea//

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**Test 914-0273**
**Name:** Researcher Murray
**Date:** 09/11/2018
**Total Items:** Three pairs of Christmas stockings, bearing the face of Santa Claus.

**Input:** One pair of Christmas stockings
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** Stockings remain nearly identical, with the only discernible difference being the face of Santa Claus, which is replaced by a large Red Kangaroo (Macropus rufus) driving a utility truck, with the phrase "Have an Aussie Christmas!" woven into the fabric.

//Note: I don't know if this is making fun of my nationality, or your guys' nationality. Either way, I'm stumped. - Researcher Murray.//

**Input:** One pair of Christmas stockings
**Setting:** Coarse
**Output:** A pair of off-color red stockings with poorly woven cotton. The face of Santa is replaced with a crude drawing of a stick figure with a Christmas hat, riding a surfboard. The phrase "AuSSIE ChriSTmas Is HeRe.//[sic]//" is woven into the back with black cotton.

//Note: Not what I expected, but not really surprised by it either. - Researcher Murray.//

**Input:** One pair of Christmas stockings
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** A cotton vinyl containing the entire music collection from the band "Bucko & Champs", with songs containing themes of Christmas underlined with red lines woven into the fabric.

//Note: If I can get this working, that would be awesome! Anyone want this on in the break room? - Researcher Murray.//

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**Test 914-0274**
**Name:** Assistant Researcher Kendrick
**Date:** 10/11/2018
**Total Items:** Twenty cents in pennies.

**Input:** Twenty cents in pennies
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** A sculpture of former US President Abraham Lincoln.

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**Test 914-0275**
**Name:** Researcher Harris
**Date:** 10/11/2018
**Total Items:** One standard 12-inch steel ruler.

**Input:** One Ruler
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** A ruler that can tell the length of any object it is set upon in inches. The ruler then messages how long said object it is placed upon by sending a text message to the person who placed it on the objects' phone, if the person who placed the ruler has no phone, they will receive a letter with the length of the measured item within the next hour, regardless of where they are, and who they are. Both the text message and the letter say that they come from "unknown contact" and are sent from the coordinates of the ruler at the time the object was measured. Attempts to trace the contact have resulted in the location of the ruler.

//Note: This is surprisingly useful. -Researcher Harris//

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**Test 914-0276**
**Name:** Chief Security Officer Wright
**Date:** 10/11/2018
**Total Items:** Three copies of a heavily censored document of an interrogation.

//**Note:** Let's see if this can perform data retrieval. - Chief Security Officer Wright//

**Input:** One censored document.
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** The black bars that censor the document had been scrambled around the document.

**Input:** One censored document.
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** Entire pages of the document is covered in ink. Each page also illustrates a lock symbol.

**Input:** One censored document.
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** Pages were fused together and the front page is entirely black except for an illustration of a hand. When one with Level 3 or above credentials places their hand on it, the pages would be no longer fused. Then all the uncensored data can be accessed.

//**Note:** Well, not what I expected, but interesting. - Chief Security Officer Wright//

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**Test 914-0277**
**Name:** Dr. Lefèvre‑Gineau
**Date:** 12/11/2018
**Total Items:** Five copies of the International Prototype of the Kilogram (IPK), these metal cylinders are made of a platinum-iridium alloy at a 9 to 1 ratio. These (soon to be obsolete) weights are used as the standard to define the kilogram.

**Input:** One IPK
**Setting:** Rough
**Output:** One 902.36g cube of platinum & One 97.64g sphere of iridium.

**Input:** One IPK
**Setting:** Coarse
**Output:** One platinum-iridium alloy meteorite, when cut in half the meteorite showed a Widmanstätten pattern.

//Normally the Widmanstätten pattern would not form in a platinum-iridium based meteorite. The sight is mesmerizing though - Dr. Lefèvre‑Gineau//

**Input:** One IPK
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** One platinum-iridium alloy rod precisely 1 meter long with a diameter of roughly 3.88mm.

**Input:** One IPK
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** One square platinum plate with an iridium "antenna" protruding on its far side. The plate has a radial meter embossed on its center ranging from 0 to 5, from its center protrudes an iridium needle pointing towards the "one" position. This needle moves to higher & lower positions when the device is pointed toward anomalous phenomena. No interior parts have been found.

//I believe this device to be a hume-meter of some kind, however, it responds to anomalous objects in different ways than a standard Foundation hume-meter, as if it's measuring true reality compared to relative reality. - Dr. Lefèvre‑Gineau//

**Input:** One IPK
**Setting:** Very fine
**Output:** One platinum weighing mass with tapered handle & ornate embossments of the phrase "1 kilogram" in various languages. X-ray imaging of the device showed an internal space filled with iridium metal parts moving continuously and chaotically. Its anomalous effect is made apparent when the "weight" is placed on the surface of an object that is not fastened to the ground in some way, this object will now weigh exactly one kilogram regardless of local gravity or acceleration. The object behaves like a regular weighing mass when used on a balance scale.

//I recommend using magnetic boots when carrying this weight, walking whilst weighing only one kilo has proven to be very difficult. Dr. Lefèvre‑Gineau//

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**Test 914-0278**
**Name:** Dr. Anton
//Note: Given the nature of each of these tests, each of these tests is being done by a D-class with high IQ and knowledge of each fractal used. -Dr. Anton//
**Date:** 12/11/2018
**Total items:** 4 kg of iron, various illustrations of increasingly complex fractals.

**Input:** One kg iron, an illustration of Sierpinski Triangle
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** a 1-kilogram ''triforce'' symbol. Paper depicts an accurate drawing of Link.
//Note: This… is not what I wanted. Let's get another class-D -Dr. Anton//

**Input:** One kg iron, an illustration of Cantor Dust
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** --An accurate depiction of a brain, in iron-- A pile of iron dust. Upon Dr. Anton removing the output, it began to disintegrate rapidly. Paper depicted no change.
//Note:D-7463 reported extreme migraines and was sent to the infirmary.//

**Input:** One kg iron, an illustration of Koch snowflake
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** A massive plume of iron dust was ejected from the output booth, raining down over D-3659. D-3659 is sent to the infirmary with Metal Fume Fever. Containment chamber decontaminated before next test.
//Note: This... is not going to plan. Does this thing think I'm stupid?? After this next test, I'm not going to try any of this mind-games stuff again. -Dr. Anton//

**Input:** One kg iron, an illustration of Mandelbrot set
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** A flat iron plate, depicting the ██████-████████ cognitohazard. The depiction was engraved, and poorly drawn, to the point where the effect (immediate blindness) failed to manifest. The object was removed by cognitohazard containment teams. Paper depicts several incomprehensible scribbles.

//Note: Nope. That's it. I'm done with this stuff. I don't care what you guys say about this thing, being non-sentient, this thing hates me!! -Dr. Anton//

//Note: Dr. Anton has been sent to the psychiatric ward for a mental rehabilitation program. All future testers are required to have appropriate psychiatric wellness documentation on file. -05-█//

//Note: This wasn't a rule before that? - Dr. Veritas//

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**Test 914-0279**
**Name:** Doctor Xythinien
**Date:** 12/11/2018
**Total Items:** Three copies of [[[*scp-4011 | SCP-███'s document (see Recovered Documents section)]]], two of which have been significantly altered.

**Input:** One copy of [[[*scp-4011 | SCP-███'s document]]], except that the description of SCP-███'s creation has been removed.
**Setting:** Rough
**Output:** [DATA EXPUNGED], causing a mass containment breach.

**Input:** One copy of [[[*scp-4011 | SCP-███'s document]]] that is completely unchanged.
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** One human skull engraved "In the Name of the Church". One constantly turning cog was found within the brain cavity, and the original "Origin" section was also discovered, seemingly discarded and crumpled up, within the mouth of the skull. The object is currently contained in a secure storage locker in Site-64.

**Input:** One copy of [[[*scp-4011 | SCP-███'s document]]] that is missing any data relating to the Foundation.
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** Approximately thirty red Foundation berets with a gray Foundation logo on the top.
//Note: The berets were evenly distributed among security personnel. Replication of the berets is available upon request. One's in my personal storage area, by the way.//
-Doctor Xythinien

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**Test 914-0280**
**Name:** Researcher I. Darby
**Date:** 13/11/2018
**Total Items:** Three various superhero graphic novels, 3kg of iron filings.

//Note: I want to continue my testing on 914's tendencies in interacting with written works, I believe I am beginning to see a pattern. - Researcher I. Darby//

**Input:** Superhero graphic novel [Spiderman], 1kg of iron filings.
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** --Unchanged-- Graphic novel now in Russian and is now called ''Spider of Stalin''. Iron filings have changed into steel.

//Note: Translation of the novel into English shows that the word Stalin means "Steel" - Researcher I. Darby//

**Input:** Superhero graphic novel [Iron Man], 1kg of iron filings.
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** One small Iron doll of ''Iron Man'' with several advanced features (Lasers, Phone charging, speech, etc.), the graphic novel has changed into an instruction sheet on how to use said features.

**Input:** Superhero graphic novel [Batman], 1kg of iron filings.
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** One small toy ''Joker'' as described in the novel. When retrieval was attempted the miniature Joker attacked Researcher Darby and [DATA EXPUNGED]. Object successfully neutralized with only minor injuries and the loss of Researcher I. Darby's pride.

//In the future I'm letting the D-Class Personnel retrieve objects, that can never happen again. - Researcher I. Darby//

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**Test 914-0281**
**Name:** Asst. Researcher Martha
//Note: After reading about how someone played a game of chess against SCP-914, I want to see how well it can perform. -Martha//
**Date:** 13/11/2018
**Total Items:** One complete chess set

**Input:** Chess set, set up in the beginning position
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** Same as Input, with white pawn moved to legal position.

**Input:** Chess set, set up as in output, with black pawn moved to a legal position
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** Same as Input, with another white pawn moved to legal position.

[logs 3-56 expunged for brevity]

**Input:** Chess set, set up as in previous output, rook moved to legal position.
//Note: Checkmate move.//
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** chess pieces are arranged all throughout the output booth, orientation suggests chessboard was thrown.
//Note: Well, looks like SCP-914 is mad. Better go before something happens. - Asst. Researcher Martha//

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**Test 914-0282**
**Name:** Sr. Researcher Teresa
//Note: Following [[[SCP-3999|Researcher Talloran]]]'s test using a Scranton Reality Anchor, This is a test to see if SCP-914 will work in the presence of an SRA. - Sr. Researcher Teresa//
**Date:** 14/11/2018
**Total Items:** Three Kilograms of Iron

**Input:** One Kilogram of Iron
**Distance of SRA:** 10 Meters
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** --No change-- Output iron has the memetic property that anyone who views it believes it is completely indestructible and refuses to try to break it. testing using an automated rig shows no abnormal physical properties.
//Note: Not really abnormal, given other outputs. Let's move it closer. - Teresa//

**Input:** One Kilogram of Iron
**Distance to SRA:** 3 meters
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** A large iron box, weighing one Kilogram. when out of range of a Scranton Reality Anchor, a large Pocket dimension forms within the box, with size in excess of 1000 meters cubed. Any object put in the box will not affect the box's weight. When brought in proximity to a Reality Anchor, The space disappears, destroying whatever is inside.

//Note: Request Permission to use as my personal trash can? -Teresa//

//Note: Denied. We're not going to waste a Reality Anchor to destroy one person's paperwork. - Dr. Veritas//

**Input:** One Kilogram of Iron
**Distance to SRA:** SRA is directly attached to the exterior of SCP-914.
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** No change.

//Note: Well, that was a sudden drop-off in abnormality. I'll need to do more testing with this. -Teresa//

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**Test 914-0283**
**Name:** Jr. Researcher Stan
**Date:** 15/11/2018
**Total Items:** Small pile of various brass munitions shells weighing roughly one fifth (1/5) kg

**Input:** One fifth kg brass shells
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** Ornate brass pocket watch of equal weight to input material. Upon winding, the watch did not appear to function. When Jr. Researcher Stan expressed dismay to this, SCP-914's input booth opened automatically and the settings dial switched to 1:1.
//Note: I think it wants it back. Did it mess up or something? - Stan//

**Input:** One brass pocket watch
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** Functioning watch that ticks in a three-second interval.
//Note: Can I keep this? It's pretty. -Stan//

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**Test 914-0284**
**Name:** Researcher Chára
**Date:** 16/11/2018
**Total Items:** a bowl of sand and iron flakes.
//Note: Just a simple test to see if SCP-914 can do simple tasks.//

**Input:** Above materials
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** All iron in the bowl became magnetized, sticking to the edge of the output booth.
//Note: Researcher Chara has been banned from using SCP-914. It took the Janitorial staff 3 hours and a blowtorch to remove all the iron flakes. -Chief Security Officer Wright//

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**Test 914-0285**
**Name:** Assistant Researcher Maryam
**Date:** 16/11/2018
**Total Items:** Three 9-Centimeter Steel cubes

**Input:** One 9-Centimeter Steel cube
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** One 3-Centimeter Diamond Cylinder, One 6-Centimeter Iron Cylinder
//Well, this was a first, I was expecting copper or a metal, not a complete separation of carbon and Iron - Asst. Researcher Maryam//

**Input:** One 9-Centimeter Steel Cube, One Cockroach (Cockroach Entered 914 when the Operator started SCP-914)
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** One Inanimate 9-Centimeter Steel Cockroach, when tested the steel cockroach could not be damaged by any force acting upon it. When Raw metal is introduced to cockroach it will activate and consume said metal creating an exact replica with the same properties.
Placed in storage for future examination and Assistant Researcher Maryam and Janitorial staff have been reprimanded for lack of caution.
//When I say that cockroach slip through the closing door of the Input booth, well, I thought we were all goners, - Ex-Assistant Researcher Maryam//

//Close Examination of the 914 Containment Chamber reveals a 2-Centimeter crack behind the input chamber of 914. Remote examination of the crack shows that it leads to the sewage lines of the facility. The crack was due to be repaired the next day and has been sealed by remaining janitorial staff. - Site Manager Hackett//

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**Test 914-0286**
**Name:** Researcher Daniel
**Date:** 18/11/2018
**Total Items:** One Standard Foundation Tracking Device, Six (6) AA Batteries
//Note: Before the test, subject D-4936 was given these devices, which were receiving signals from tracking devices near SCPs. The intention for this test is to try and create an SCP tracker.//

**Input:** One Standard Foundation Tracking Device
**Operator:** D-4936
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** One Improved Tracking Device. When loaded with batteries and pointed at an SCP it will emit a beeping noise that will speed up with proximity. The batteries go flat after five minutes of operation.
//It actually worked, albeit for short periods. Attempting to improve. -Researcher Daniel//

**Input:** One Improved Tracking Device, Three AA Batteries
**Operator:** D-4936
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** One Improved Tracking Device. Battery life increased to thirty minutes
//Still too short. Let's try one more time. I don't understand why so many people are complaining about 914. -Researcher Daniel//

**Input:** One Improved Tracking Device, Three AA Batteries
**Operator:** D-4936
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** One Improved Tracking Device. Upon the Output booth opening, it attached itself to the booth wall and made a loud blaring noise. The object was unable to be removed from the wall of the booth. Attempts to destroy the object without causing damage to SCP-914 resulted in failures. Despite not being able to remove it, the tracker could be slid along the walls. The object was then slid out of the Output booth, across SCP-914 and into the Intake booth.

**Input:** One Improved Tracking Device
**Operator:** D-4936
**Setting:** Rough
**Output:** Burnt pile of metal and plastic

//Finally shut that thing up! -Researcher Daniel//

//Note: Researcher Daniel was reprimanded for his carelessness and admitted to the medbay for an aspirin. -Senior Researcher Brad//

//Note: Why am I surrounded by complete imbeciles? - Veritas//

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**Test 914-0287**
**Name:** Maintenance Technician Johnson
**Date:** 18/11/2018
**Total Items:** Five gallons industrial strength degreaser, One gallon industrial strength rust remover, One gallon industrial engine lubricant, One handwritten note reading “Use these supplies to give yourself a tune-up”
//Note: Let’s see if I can give 914 a tune-up. Who knows how long it’s been since it last had one?//

**Input:** All of the above
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** A foul-smelling mixture of the aforementioned degreaser and lubricant. Analysis reveals substantial amounts of rust, ash, and soot. The note is unreadable due to being completely blackened. One small metal and plastic statue of Maintenance Technician Johnson holding a wrench and standing in a gallant pose. Statue has memetic properties leading to viewers gaining an intense urge to give M.T. Johnson either a promotion or a pay raise, whichever would lead to him getting paid more. This effect lasts for an average of two hours after viewing. Moved to secure containment.

//Note: Now every pay raise or promotion I could ever possibly receive is going to be treated as a possible containment breach. Great. - Maintenance Technician Johnson//

//Note: The cleanup took two bloody hours. Remind me to take the clearance of the next technician that tries this without conferring with a senior researcher first. - Veritas//

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**Test 914-0288**
**Name:** Dr. Garber
**Date:** 20/11/2018
**Total Items:** One Lb. of purple stress putty, Four Fender brand guitar picks

**Input:** 1/3 Lb. of purple stress putty
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** A clump of multicolored stress putty with a density of three times the input

**Input:** 1/3 Lb. of purple stress putty
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** A detailed, although downsized sculpture of [[[SCP-173]]]

//Note: The sculpture shows no signs of sapience or automation. It should be noted that the putty has taken a consistency of concrete, and therefore hasn't collapsed due to the normal viscosity of putty.//

**Input:** 1/3 Lb. of purple stress putty, Four Fender brand Guitar picks
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** A living, amoeba-like cluster of putty. The object is capable of moving at speeds up to 1 km/h, and is generally friendly. The object appears to have guitar picks growing out in all directions, and appear to act as sensory organs. The object has regenerative properties to an astounding degree, surviving point-blank .50 caliber rounds, the only consequence being minor deformation, which was quickly undone. Further testing is currently underway, and a possible SCP classification may be warranted.

//Note: But... it's just so precious... -Dr. Garber//

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**Test 914-0289**
**Name:** Dr. George Albertson
**Date:** 20/11/2018
**Total Items:** A calculator, a sheet of paper, a pen, and a small box of mechanical parts.

**Input:** All the above-mentioned items.
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** A poorly created automaton which broke into pieces when trying to move. The sheet of paper had a question mark written on it.

//NOTE: Not sure what to take away from this. Is it trying to be defiant?// -Dr. Albertson

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**Test 914-0290**
**Name:** Sr. Researcher Teresa
**Date:** 21/11/2018
**Total Items:** six kg iron
//Note: More testing of Reality Anchors//-Teresa

**Input:** One kg iron
**Setting:** Fine
**SRA distance:** 5 meters
**Output:** A small version of a Scranton reality Anchor. the object appeared to work, changing baseline reality to 5 humes, but suffered an electrical failure after 30 minutes of testing.
//Note: Welp, I think it is a bad idea to have someone who knows the test doing this. It's too biased. A D-class, D-5827, will perform the rest of these tests, with no knowledge of the testing.//-Teresa

**Input:** One kg iron
**Setting:** Fine
**SRA distance:** 4 meters
**Output:** An intricate clock, depicting a time system not in use, with 15-hour days, and 3-day weeks.

**Input:** One kg iron
**Setting:** Very Fine
**SRA distance:** 3 meters
**Output:** a 500-gram "containment cube", highly resistant to high temperature, with a powerful magnetic field, toggled by a button on the side of the cube. a 500-gram dodecahedron of iron is present in the center, rotating quickly.

**Input:** One kg iron
**Setting:** Very fine
**SRA distance:** 2 meters
**Output:** a working, miniature replica of a piano.
//Note: It seems that the complexity of the object gets increasingly less complex as the SRA is moved closer. If that is the case, this next test will show up as if it was 1:1//-Teresa

**Input:** One kg iron
**Setting:** Very Fine
**SRA distance:** 1 meter
**Output:** A "matryoshka" figure, the outer layer is an icosahedron, the second is a dodecahedron, etc. the final layer is a sphere, weighing only 20 g.
//Note: It appears I was close. What about the "Rough" setting?//-Teresa

**Input:** One kg iron
**Setting:** Rough
**SRA distance:** 1 meter
**Output:** A pile of iron dust, in the shape of a cube, heated to 200 degrees centigrade. D-5827 suffered second-degree burns. Dust was disposed of.

//Note: I'm putting a temporary stop to testing with SRAs, to combat the probability of the body count being higher than the number of tests. Where the hell did everyone get them anyway? They're not cheap. - Dr. Veritas//

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**Test 914-0291**
**Name:** Researcher I. Darby
**Date:** 21/11/2018
**Total Items:** Three uncooked turkeys, one carved pumpkin, Two packets of spices.
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**Input:** One uncooked turkey
**Setting:** Coarse
**Output:** Turkey has been broken into pieces divided into dark meat and white meat. Turkey pieces while in transit to testing were misplaced and have not been found, Researcher I. Darby was found sleeping in his office several hours afterwards.

**Input:** One uncooked turkey
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** Three Uncooked Turkey TV-Dinners. Close examination show that the containers are made of turkey bone, while the film over the food was the skin of the turkey.

**Output:** One uncooked turkey, one packet of spices
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** One cooked turkey covered in herbs and spices, smell was reportedly very appetizing.

//Lost while being transferred to nearest Laboratory for testing and examination, Researcher I. Darby was unavailable for comment. - Site Manager Gooble-Gooble//

**Input:** One carved pumpkin, one packet of spices
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** One pumpkin shaped object, examination shows that introducing baking materials into the inside will after a period of several hours create a pie made of those materials.

//Researcher I. Darby was extremely annoyed that the expected result, a pumpkin pie, did not occur.//

//Requesting Researcher I. Darby be punished for use of SCP-914 unnecessarily. -Dr. Calloway//

//Look who's talking? -Dr. Ricardo//

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**Test 914-0292**
**Name:** Dr. S. Pider
**Date:** 23/11/2018
**Total Items:** One deck of cards, Two solitaire instruction manuals

**Input:** One deck of cards, One Solitaire instruction manual
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** One deck of cards, One shredded Solitaire instruction manual. Cards came flying out of the output chamber at 30m/s in random directions, giving Dr. Rider a number of papercuts in the process. Each card also left a trail of shredded paper, later determined to be the Solitaire manual, behind it.

//Notes: Intriguing. I'm going to set up a camera and try again. - Dr. Pider//

**Input:** Same as previous test
**Setting:** 1:1
//Note: Dr. Pider left the room before the output door opened//
**Output:** Same as previous test. Camera footage reveals that the deck was arranged into four stacks of thirteen cards in order from ace to king for 0.5 seconds before launching.

//Notes: Going to try other games later. - Dr. Pider//

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**Test 914-0293**
**Name:** Senior Engineer Andrew J.
**Date:** 26/11/2018
**Total Items:** Four iMac computers produced by the Apple company.

**Input:** One iMac computer
**Setting:** Coarse
**Output:** A collection of randomly assorted electronics and plastics belonging to the object.

**Input:** One iMac computer
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** A Microsoft PC of the same size and color, but a different assortment of electronics. Trying to power the PC on caused a short circuit (which affected all electronics, rendering the computer useless).

**Input:** One iMac computer
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** There were no external changes made to the iMac. However, the iMac had 1 Petabyte worth of free disk space. The object is undergoing further examination.

**Input:** One iMac computer
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** There were no external changes made to the iMac. There was only one .txt file on the computer, titled "Words_Of_The_Prophet.txt". Accessing the file resulted in [REDACTED]. The object is undergoing further examination.

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**Test 914-0294**
**Name:** Jr. Researcher Stan
**Date:** 26/11/2018
**Total Items:** One lego "Building" constructed by Jr. Researcher Stan, made of legos of varying size and color.

**Input:** One lego building
**Setting:** Coarse
**Output:** A pile of disassembled legos, some of which had been melted. Upon collection by Jr. Researcher Stan, he accidentally dropped a brick and stepped on it. The legos have been determined to be anomalously damaging to feet, and Stan is currently undergoing medical treatment.

//Note: And here I was thinking I liked this thing. -Jr. Researcher Stan//

//Haven't you been paying attention? That's exactly when it gets you. Cheeky bastard. -Researcher K. Midaeus//

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> **WARNING: MEMETIC CORRUPTION DETECTED. DATA MAY BE COMPROMISED.**

**Test 914-0295**
**Name:** Researcher Westrin
**Date:** 26/11/2018
**Total Items:** Five Class-5 Neuromemetic Gylphs carved into stone slabs.

**Input:** One Neuromemetic Glyph carved onto a stone slab
**Setting:** Rough
**Output:** [DATA LOST]

//Note: I needed to get a mop to clean it up, yeesh. -Researcher Westrin//

**Input:** One Neuromemetic Glyph carved onto a stone slab
**Setting:** Coarse
**Output:** [DATA LOST]

//Note: What I'm seeing is decently normal, yet I still feel the need to vomit. -Researcher Westrin//

**Input:** One Neuromemetic Glyph carved onto a stone slab
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** [DATA LOST]

//Note: I feel pregnant. -Researcher Westrin//

**Input:** One Neuromemetic Glyph carved onto a stone slab
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** [DATA LOST]

//Note: I need medical assistance as soon as possible. -Researcher Westrin//

**Input:** One Neuromemetic Glyph carved onto a stone slab
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** [DATA LOST]

//Note: He smells like cooked trout. -Researcher Westrin//

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**Test 914-0296**
**Name:** Researcher Breole
**Date:** 28/11/2018
**Total Items:** 5 rolls of generic Christmas wrapping paper

**Input:** One roll of wrapping paper
**Setting:** Rough
**Output:** A mix of pulp from both the cardboard tube and paper, puddle of mixed ink

**Input:** One roll of wrapping paper
**Setting:** Coarse
**Output:** One unrolled sheet of cardboard, a pile of paper, and separated puddles of ink

**Input:** One roll of wrapping paper
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** One roll of Hanukkah themed wrapping paper

**Input:** One roll of wrapping paper
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** Roll of wrapping paper visually identical to input. Roll was discovered to be easily cut without hassle

**Input:** One roll of wrapping paper
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** One anatomically correct Christmas tree. Trunk and branches are made of cardboard, while the needles are composed of the paper itself. Objects placed under the tree were found to be wrapped when object is not observed.

//Note: Testing determined this effect was temporary, as the wrapping paper originated from the tree itself, which ran out rather quickly. This does give me some ideas though... -Researcher Breole//

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**Test 914-0297**
**Name:** Researcher Heather
**Date:** 29/11/2018
**Total Items:** One standard Foundation field anomalous object container.

**Input:** One field anomalous object container.
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** A metal container with dimensions identical to an anomalous object container. The locking mechanism was comprised of a set of rotating wheels with symbols engraved on them, functioning similar to a combination lock. Testing showed that after being opened, the set of symbols needed to open the container would change, with no pattern being found.

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**Test 914-0298**
**Name:** Dr. Day
**Date:** 30/11/2018
**Total Items:** 4 broken pens.

**Input:** 1 broken pen
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** A mechanical pencil with what appeared to be a plastic cartridge. melted into ink when Dr. Day tried to retrieve it.

//Note: God dammit, [Data Smudged] hands [Data Smudged] with ink// -Day

**Input:** 1 broken pen
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** [[span style="color:red;"]] A pen that is always activated. Changes to a new color every time the button is pressed. [[/span]]
[[span style="color:red;"]]//Welp, the pen I was using to write this report broke. Hopefully 914 made this one indestructible as well.// -Day[[/span]]

[[span style="color:blue;"]]**Input:** 1 broken pen
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** An ornate fountain pen. The ink is imbued in the outer case. Ink cartridge is empty.[[/span]]
[[span style="color:purple;"]]//Note: Great job, great freaking job, 914.// -Day[[/span]]

**Input:** 1 broken pen
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** A pen that will write down everything that is said in the general vicinity, of about 3 meters.

//Note: This is great! Now I don't have to write! Hey, Dayman, you can't use that, we don't know what properties it has.//

//Note: All my pens are broken.//

//Note: I will see if we can get you some more pens, Dayman.//

//Note: Can't I use it to finish writing this report first? And don't call me Dayman. Wait, did it just record everything we said? Yes, apparent- -Pen//

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**Test 914-0299**
**Name:** Jr. Researcher Stan +1 crutch
**Date:** 30/11/2018
**Total Items:** 1 [[[scp-1459-j|X-Sponge]]]

**Input:** 1 X-Sponge
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** [DATA X-SPONGED]

//Note: ████? ██ ████ ███ █████████! -Jr Researcher Stan//

//Note: Jr Researcher Stan spent the next two hours in the showers. Don't mess with X-Sponges, people. - Dr. Veritas//

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