Goblincon 5257 Rhineriver 1

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"Hey. Come here."

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"Hm? What's up?"

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"There's a problem."

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"A problem?"

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"Yeah. The Site-86 sim is acting all fucky."

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"What's wrong with it?"

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"I don't know, but the whole site keeps bugging out."

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"//Ugghhh//. We just put that one online."

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"I know, just look at this."

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"What the fuck?"

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"Yeah."

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"How the fuck did that happen?"

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"I have no idea."

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"Any casualties?"

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"One, it seems. Some archivist."

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"Dammit, I hate throwing those out. I hope we can at least salvage his headset. And you better fix the simulation soon or people are going to notice. We can't have a whole site acting like it's running on a microwave."

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"I don't know what's wrong with it! It was working fine yesterday."

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"Did you change anything since then?"

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"Not any big changes that I remember, I just added some assets."

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"What assets?"

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"Just some stuff in the break room. Making it more like the real place."

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"Let me look at the changelog."

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"What the— what the fuck?"

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"What?"

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"Dude, the coffee mug you added has an insane file size."

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"Why? How big is it?"

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"It's— hold on. Nine //trillion// polygons?"

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"Nine t— you said //trillion//?"

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"Yeah, //trillion//."

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"Why the hell is it so big?"

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"Don't ask me, you added it."

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"Well I'm not the one who made the file."

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"Just get rid of it, dude. It's eating up all the data."

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"Yeah, yeah. Give me a sec."

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"It— uh. It won't load."

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"What do you mean it won't load?"

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"The simulation. It's not loading."

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"Did it crash?"

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"No, it's fully bricked. I can't run it."

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"Try to restore it."

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"It won't let me."

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"Dude, //what did you do?//"

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"I don't know! I just got rid of the mug!"

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"//Then why won't it load?//"

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"//I don't know!//"

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"God fucking dammit. They're going to kill us."

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[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7749/offset/2 "I'm just wondering what this means for the simulation."]
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