Link to article: SCP-5074.
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[[div class="blockquote"]] @@ @@ [[include component:image-block name=typingchimp.jpg| caption=SCP-5074 in containment, circa 1990 ]] **Item № :** SCP-5074 **Object Class:** Euclid **Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-5074 is to be kept within a low-security simian containment enclosure and supplied with a typewriter, writing utensils, and paper. Requests made by SCP-5074 for further amenities are to be vetted by the resident Simian Containment Director. All anomalous phenomena documented by SCP-5074 are to be researched and contained by MTF Epsilon-4 ("Ape's Men"). In the event that SCP-5074 documents an anomaly using a previously undiscovered esoteric object class, said classification is to be added to the Foundation Esoteric-Class Database. **Additional Note:** In a joint effort with GoI-466 (Wilson's Wildlife Solutions), SCP-5074 has been transferred to Enclosure 03 at Wilson's Wildlife Center to improve its morale and ensure continued cooperation. All documentation produced by SCP-5074 pertaining to anomalies and anomalous phenomena are to be analyzed by Foundation operatives working at Enclosure 03. **Description:** SCP-5074 is an adult male chimpanzee (//Pan troglodytes//) displaying advanced sapience. The entity is capable of reading and writing in English, Arabic, Bantu, and Swahili, and is fluent in Tanzanian Sign Language. SCP-5074 possesses extensive knowledge of human and world history, as well as an abnormal, encyclopedic intuition regarding anomalous phenomena. SCP-5074 is capable of explaining and writing documentation for anomalies unknown to the Foundation, and often does so without any instruction. The means by which SCP-5074 gains knowledge of anomalous phenomena is unknown. To date, SCP-5074 has contributed 240 documents relating to novel anomalies to the Foundation. [[/div]] @@ @@ ||||||||~ Memo 354|| ||||||||~ 15/04/2014 || ||~ Sender || Michael Kilger ||~ Recipient || Duncan Ayers || |||||||| Hey Duncan, I found this in that chimp's cage and I thought you'd get a kick out of it. Dunno how it got the knack for writing like the Skippers -- maybe it wants to stay with them, who knows? ;) _ _ || ||||||||~ Marshall, Carter and Dark, LLP|| @@ @@ ||||||||~ Memo 355|| ||||||||~ 15/04/2014 || ||~ Sender || Duncan Ayers ||~ Recipient || Michael Kilger || |||||||| Ha, why don't you ask it? _ _ || ||||||||~ Marshall, Carter and Dark, LLP|| > **...** > > //I'm not my father.// > > **...** > > //I wouldn't trade this box for [http://scpwiki.com/scp-5074/offset/1 another.]//