Link to article: SCP-5500-4.
++ Conversation with SCP-5500-Omega-62 For the purposes of this, SCP-5500-Omega-62 was drawn down into the metaphysical funnel, inhabiting a sentient computer structure that could conduct simple conversation. This method was deemed to have the least chance of complete pataphysical failure. > **Dr. Sinclair:** You're dying. > > **5500-Omega-62**: [CONFIRM] > > **Dr. Sinclair:** Why? > > **5500-Omega-62:** [DENY] > > **Dr. Sinclair:** You don't know? > > **5500-Omega-62:** [CONFIRM] > > **Dr. Sinclair:** How many are dead? > > **5500-Omega-62:** [LESS THAN TEN THOUSAND] > > **5500-Omega-62:** [MORE THAN ONE THOUSAND] > > **5500-Omega-62:** [NOTABLE EVENT] > > **Dr. Sinclair:** You mean... the world knows about the deaths? > > **5500-Omega-62:** [CONFIRM] > > **Dr. Sinclair:** Can you show me? > > **5500-Omega-62:** [CONFIRM] > > (Dr. Sinclair abruptly collapses, before rising three minutes later. She lurches to a desk, and vomits what appears to be a pixelated mass onto a keyboard. This generates the following text.) > >> >> THOUSHANDS DEAD IN CONNECTION WTTH WRITHING WEBSIT >> >> IMAGE CAUSED SEIZUERS IN HUNDRES OF USER SV IVSINT SUBREDDIT R/SCP >> >> IMAGE SHOWED SCLUPTURE, HEAVILY DISTORETD >> >> SITE SHTU DOWN >> >> STIL DYING >> IM NEXT >> >> ONE OF YOU >> >> ONE OFMANY >> >> NOCANON >> >> BUTTHE L##transparent|IS##T > > [*https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/fragment:scp-5500-4/scp-5500.html (Dr. Sinclair collapses.)]