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[[=]] [[image saltflats.jpeg]] +++++ SCP-9298's origin point in the █████████████ Salt Flats [[/=]] [[include :scp-wiki:component:anomaly-class-bar-source |item-number= 9298 |clearance= 4 |container-class= keter |secondary-class= none |disruption-class= ekhi |risk-class= critical ]] **Object Class:** Keter **Special Containment Procedures:** Area-9298 has been established as a 5 km perimeter around SCP-9298 under the cover of a nuclear waste disposal site. All unauthorized sentient beings who breach this perimeter are to be terminated before they enter SCP-9298's sphere of influence. The sphere's area is constantly monitored by radar at the four cardinal directions along the perimeter. Should the sphere's diameter grow over 500 m in size, the O5 Council is to be notified immediately. As a backup measure, ten Scranton Reality Anchors have been placed along the walls of Area-9298, though their efficacy in abating SCP-9298 has yet to be tested. A Henderson radio wave sink has been set up at the northern end of Area-9298 to intercept and record all transmissions from SCP-9298. Every two weeks (or more, depending on SCP-9298's transmissions), Procedure 19-Eurydice is to be carried out. Failure to execute this procedure would potentially result in SCP-9298's diameter to expand indefinitely, which would result, at minimum, in a LK-class lifted veil scenario. > **__Procedure 19-Eurydice:__** > > **1.** A designated "mediator" pulled from D-class personnel, fitted with an explosive collar, will be brought to the northern end of Area-9298. > > **2.** The mediator will be driven to SCP-9298's sphere of influence on a remote-controlled golf cart. The cart will stop once verbal contact is made between SCP-9298 and the mediator. > > **3-A.** The mediator will provide as much verbal reassurance to SCP-9298 as necessary. This conversation will be monitored remotely. > > **3-B.** Should the mediator deviate from the sentiment laid out in 3-A in any way, the explosive collar will be detonated. A C-class or higher staff member will be used as a secondary mediator and say whatever is necessary to placate SCP-9298. **Description:** SCP-9298 is an intangible, incorporeal, and extremely hostile consciousness. It has a fixed location in the █████████████ Salt Flats of Utah. Notably, its location coincides with the original planned location of Foundation Site-50, which ended up being constructed in Tokyo. SCP-9298 possesses a sphere of influence that fluctuates depending on its mood. The median diameter of this sphere has been 2.3 km, with minimum and maximum observed diameters of 148 meters and ██ km. Within this sphere, SCP-9298 is capable of 1. making psionic contact with sentient beings for the purposes of communication and 2. transmuting organic matter to lead. The former communications can be intercepted via radio from as far away as 7 km from the sphere of influence. Little is known about the exact nature of SCP-9298, though analysis of communications have indicated an extreme lack of emotional intelligence. ------ [[div style="border:solid 3px #000000; padding:15px; margin-bottom: 10px;"]] [[=]] +++ Procedure 19-Eurydice log, 4/10/2026 [[/=]] <Begin Log> [D-28819 approaches the sphere in the passenger seat of the golf cart. He's connected to Area-9298's site director, Dr. Mara Tandy, via an earpiece.] [D-28819 notices the leaden corpses ahead of several other D-class personnel, still in their jumpsuits. Some of their heads are missing. His heart rate doubles.] **Tandy:** I thought we cleared out those bodies. Remind me to give groundskeeping an earful. **D-28819:** I'm gonna fucking die out here. **Tandy:** Deep breaths. 9298 has been //really// needy of late, and you're looking at what's left of those who couldn't follow basic instructions. But you're smart enough for that, aren't you? **D-28819:** Uh... [The cart stops.] **Tandy:** Step out of the vehicle. [He does not.] **Tandy:** //[Sigh.]// Look. Just remember what we told you say, and you'll do fine. **D-28819:** O... kay. [He steps out.] **Tandy:** Good. See you on the other side. [He takes two paces toward the epicenter.] **SCP-9298:** [[size 110%]]**{{WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?}}**[[/size]] **D-28819:** Who's there?! **SCP-9298:** [[size 110%]]**{{I ASKED FIRST.}}**[[/size]] **D-28819:** Uhhh... D-28819. Please don't kill me. Who are you? **SCP-9298:** [[size 110%]]**{{THE BOTTOM OF THE ##red|HOLE##.}}**[[/size]] **D-28819:** I don't understand. **SCP-9298:** [[size 110%]]**{{EXACTLY. //NOBODY// FUCKING UNDERSTANDS ME.}}**[[/size]] //[D-28819 pulls some notes he took for the procedure out of his jumpsuit.]// **D-28819:** Uh... okay... "you had every right to take that sandwich." **SCP-9298:** [[size 110%]]**{{THIS IS NOT A GODDAMN POETRY RECITAL, YOU DISINGENUOUS WEASEL.}}**[[/size]] **D-28819:** "Nothing that transpired after the Quiznos incident 8th was your faul --" [D-28819's fingertips suddenly transmute into lead. He drops the paper, screaming in pain.] **SCP-9298:** [[size 110%]]**{{DROP THE CHEAT SHEET AND SPEAK FROM YOUR HEART FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE.}}**[[/size]] **D-28819:** I'M SORRY! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! **SCP-9298:** [[size 110%]]**{{WHERE'S MY "PLEASE DON'T BE HARD ON YOURSELF?" OH, WAIT. YOUR BOSS HASN'T TOLD YOU TO PRETEND TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT //THAT// YET, HAVE THEY?}}**[[/size]] **D-28819:** I'M SORR-- **SCP-9298:** [[size 110%]]**{{YOU ALREADY SAID THAT. DO SO AGAIN AND THE OTHER JUMPSUITS ARE GONNA START CALLING YOU LEAD-GENITALS MAGEE.}}**[[/size]] **D-28819:** ... **SCP-9298:** [[size 110%]]**{{LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN. HAVE YOU HEARD THE FACTS OF THE CASE?.}}**[[/size]] **D-28819:** Yes. **SCP-9298:** [[size 110%]]**{{DO YOU UNDERSTAND BASIC CONCEPTS OF RESPONSIBILITY AND ETHICS?}}**[[/size]] **D-28819:** Yes. **SCP-9298:** [[size 110%]]**{{WHO WAS TO BLAME FOR THE THRELL DOMINION'S INVASION OF EARTH?}}**[[/size]] **D-28819:** Yes. **SCP-9298:** [[size 110%]]**{{//##red|OH MY GOD --##//}}**[[/size]] **D-28819:** //ESTRADA!// IT WAS ESTRADA AND CUNNINGHAM! THEY WERE TRYING TO PIN EVERYTHING ON YOU BECAUSE THEY'RE MACHIAVELLIAN SADISTS WHO VALUE THEIR LUNCH BREAK OVER BASIC DECENCY! ... ... **SCP-9298:** [[size 110%]]**{{I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.}}**[[/size]] **D-28819:** WHAT?! **SCP-9298:** [[size 110%]]**{{TELL YOUR BOSS I'M GOING TO NEED 500 SWORN AFFIDAVITS ABOUT MY INNOCENCE DELIVERED TO THE CENTER OF THIS DESERT IN THE NEXT TWO WEEKS OR I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL EXPLODE THE UNIVERSE OR SOMETHING.}}**[[/size]] **D-28819:** ...Would that be enough? ... **SCP-9298:** [[size 110%]]**{{Oh my God... No. I don't think it would.}}**[[/size]] **D-28819:** What //would// be enough?! **SCP-9298:** [[size 110%]]**{{//NEW PLAN!// I NEED YOU TELL ME, //RIGHT NOW,// THAT I'LL BE SATISFIED!}}**[[/size]] **D-28819:** YOU'LL BE SATISFIED! [D-28819's entire body transmutes into lead.] **SCP-9298:** [[size 125%]]**{{//OH, WHAT THE ##red|FUCK## WOULD ##red|YOU## KNOW?!//}}**[[/size]] [[size 110%]]**{{...}}**[[/size]] [[size 110%]]**{{...Get up.}}**[[/size]] [[size 110%]]**{{Please, get up. I'm sorry. I'm a good guy, I swear.}}**[[/size]] [[size 110%]]**{{...}}**[[/size]] [[size 110%]]**{{//TELL ME I'M A GOOD GUY RIGHT NOW!//}}**[[/size]] **D-28819:** //[Dead.]// **SCP-9298:** [[size 125%]]**{{//WRONG ANSWER, BITCH!//}}**[[/size]] [D-28819's entire body transmutes into lead again.] [[size 110%]]**{{...Okay. Really, you can get up this time. Please.}}**[[/size]] [[size 110%]]**{{...}}**[[/size]] [[size 110%]]**{{Heh. It's kind of... //reassuring// if you think about it.}}**[[/size]] [[size 110%]]**{{The Duck said that I'd turn into the purest form of myself down here.}}**[[/size]] [[size 110%]]**{{I think I might have turned into my irrepressible need to protect the good name of the innocent.}}**[[/size]] [[size 110%]]**{{Right...?}}**[[/size]] [[size 110%]]**{{That, and not... //some// other thing, right?}}**[[/size]] [[size 110%]]**{{...}}**[[/size]] [[size 110%]]**{{QUIT PLAYING DEAD! GET YOUR ASS UP AND TELL ME I'M NOT A BEING OF PURE INSECURITY, //RIGHT NOW!//}}**[[/size]] **D-28819:** //[Still dead.]// <End Log> [[/div]]