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[[include :scp-wiki:theme:dustjacket-sigma]] @@ @@ ---- [[=]] + Astia's Special Brownies, + & Cannabutter [[/=]] This recipe is a two-parter. One for the Marijuana Butter, the other for our delicious home made brownies. Of course, if you do not wish to partake in cannabis, you can substitute with regular butter. As a lawyer, I must advise that you do not break the law. Obviously do not participate in cannabis if you are under age or if you live under a government that has cannabis as an illegal substance. Please use responsibly, and do not operate heavy machinery while under the influence. Please stay safe. As some of you know, my wife Asita was a former member of the Wolves of St. Christopher, a Catholic special forces unit and death squad that operated both in official and clandestine capacities. Part of their training regimen involves a ritual they refer to as the 'Communion of Wolves`. The effects of the Communion on the psyche of these soldiers is drastic, resulting in violence, sex and religious ecstasy becoming strongly correlated with each other, as well as addiction and the suppression of empathy. Some of the damage done is irreparable, even if one no longer partakes in the ritual. The Wolves who have gone through the Communion are not allowed to see their families again. Astia told me they were only informed of that //after// they went through with it. Living with the trauma caused by this practice is challenging, and perhaps worst of all, it brings strong social stigma that makes finding a career or a support network difficult. No drugs have been able to provide a cure to the procedure, but recovery and management is possible with intensive therapy and attention. Whether you wish to use this recipe recreationally, for helping you overcome an addiction, or are in a similar position to my wife, I hope this instructional finds you well this holiday season. + Cannabutter Recipe: ||~ Prep: ||~ Cook: ||~ Cool: || || 15 mins || 2 hours || 1 hour || ||~ Amount: || || 1 stick, or 8 tablespoons|| ++ Ingredients: * 12 grams of marijuana * 8 tablespoons, or 1 stick, of butter * 1 cup of Water ++ Tools needed: * Stovetop * Sink * Double boiler * Sheet of cheese cloth * Spool of cooking twine * Marijuana grinder * Pair of tongs * Bowl for butter * Strainer * Refrigerator ++ Instructions: # Fill the bottom portion of the double boiler with water, set stovetop to High, and wait until boil. # Dice the butter into several cubes, for a quicker and more even melt. # Finely grind the bud of marijuana in your marijuana grinder. # Wrap your ground cannabis inside the cheese cloth. Use the cooking twine to tie the cloth into a wrap securely. # When water has boiled, place butter, 1 cup of water, and cannabis wrap in the top portion of the double boiler. # Leave stovetop on High, and let simmer for two hours. Be sure the double boiler does not run out of boiling water. # After two hours, remove the cannabis wrap from the double boiler. Use tools to squeeze the wrap and extract as much butter from inside as possible. Do NOT let the wrap become untied during this process. # Dispose of the wrap, and empty the contents of the double boiler into bowl. # Let bowl sit in fridge for 1 hour, or until butter has solidified. A green coloration is normal, and expected. # Remove bowl from fridge. CAREFULLY drain the bowl in the sink with the use of a strainer. # place the solidified butter back in the bowl, or a container of choice for later use. It is important to note, you do not need to limit yourself to brownies. You can conceivably use Cannabutter with any recipe that utilizes butter as an ingredient. Get creative! + Brownie Recipe: ||~ Prep: ||~ Cook: ||~ Amount: || || 15 mins || >25 minutes || 9 brownies|| ++ Ingredients: * 1 cup of whole wheat flour * ½ cup of unsweetened cocoa powder * ½ teaspoon of baking powder * ¼ teaspoon of salt * ½ cup of cannabutter * 1 cup of monk fruit sweetener[[footnote]]Monk fruit sweetener can be replaced with brown sugar, a brown sugar substitute, coconut sugar, blood sugar, or erythritol. [[/footnote]] * 2 large eggs[[footnote]]Eggs can be replaced with 6 tablespoons of ground chia seed or 2 liquified soul gems[[/footnote]] * 1 teaspoon of vanilla extract * ½ cup of semisweet chocolate chips * Coconut oil (for baking pan) * (Recommended) Vanilla Ice Cream * (Recommended) Fudge topping (squirt bottle) ++ Tools Needed: * Oven * Microwave * Mixing spoon * Whisk * Spatula * 8-inch square baking pan * Medium-sized mixing bowl * Large-sized mixing bowl * Toothpick (for testing) ++ Instructions: # Preheat your oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit and lightly grease baking pan. # Carefully melt butter in microwave. # In the medium mixing bowl, whisk together the flour, cocoa powder, baking powder, and salt. # In the large mixing bowl, beat together the melted butter and sugar until well combined. # Beat in the eggs, one at a time, followed by the vanilla extract. # Gradually stir the dry ingredients into the wet ingredients until just combined. # Stir in the chocolate chips. # Spread the batter evenly into the prepared baking pan and smooth the top with a spatula. # Bake the brownies for 20-25 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean. # Let the brownies cool completely in the pan before cutting them into squares and serving. # Place a brownie square on a plate, and add a scoop of vanilla ice cream. # With the squirt bottle of fudge, draw a sigil or rune of your choice on top of the brownie and ice-cream. Remember! Spells and other incantations should be done with the consent of all parties involved. # Enjoy! ++ Preference Notes: **Adrian** prefers a sprinkle of sea salt on top of theirs, prior to adding fudge. Adding ½ a cup of ground, salted cashews into the batter is also acceptable. **Ansiel** prefers a small fruit salad alongside his brownies. Serving with side of sliced blood orange and strawberries has proven popular with him. **Astia** enjoys colorful foods. When preparing for her, use ½ a cup of M&Ms instead or in addition to of chocolate chips, and coat her ice-cream in jimmies. **Katz** is fine with most anything, except he prefers mint ice cream instead of vanilla. **Morningstar** prefers extra chocolate chips or M&Ms if Astia is present. DO NOT INCLUDE CANNABUTTER IN MORNINGSTAR'S!!! Use regular butter. I, **Primrose,** prefer 2 tablespoons of Cinnamon added to the mix.