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**WANDERERS' MEMO:** While it should be pretty strongly noted that the operation plan written below has been unnecessary for around a year by now, that doesn't mean the records we brought together are in any way outdated; quite the opposite, even. Just because the issue of one billionaire is now solved doesn't mean the rest of them have suddenly magically disappeared.[[footnote]] Oh how I wish. //-- Midnight// [[/footnote]] Keep reading and keep fighting, brothers and sisters. The war is far from over.

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-- Morríghan ingen Ernmas
Member of the Korean cell of the Serpent's Hand,
[http://scp-int.wikidot.com/dinodon-s-hand Dinodon's Hand]
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[[size 150%]]**The Deathless Merchant of London**[[/size]]

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**Percival Darke
He Who Bargains With Death
The Businessman
PoI-012-1
Father of Darkness
"That Bitchass Whore"**
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= **Conspectus**

Known to some as Percival Darke, the demon that calls itself the Deathless Merchant of London is the primary pillar supporting Marshall, Carter & Dark's reign over the paranormal market. Though undoubtedly //Homo sapiens//, calling him human would be an insult to the millions of years of evolution that made us[[footnote]] Not all of us are human, you know. //-- Mrghn// [[/footnote]]^^,@< >@^^[[footnote]] Yeah, what the hell? //-- Midnight// [[/footnote]] into what we are today. Conniving, smart, and deeply, deeply evil, Darke has made a reputation for himself in the anomalous communities around the world by being able to secure and grow his own wealth throughout the centuries, no matter what it might take.

Very unfortunately so, the name isn't metaphorical. Whether due to sheer luck or some other unforeseen forces, Darke has somehow ensured neither aging nor most physical attacks concern him in the slightest. This deal with death[[footnote]] Out of the question; I've met [[[scp-6072|Death]]], and he's a chill dude. He'd never give that bastard immortality. //-- OSE Jr.// [[/footnote]] has allowed him to not only persist for almost half a millennium, but also actively flourish as the titular merchant. And what a merchant he has been.

In the modern world, his Company is one of the three primary pillars of the Veil of "Normalcy."[[footnote]] Heavy, fucking, quotation marks. //-- OSE Jr.// [[/footnote]] However, just because it's important doesn't mean it's invulnerable, which is quite a nice change of pace considering the two other major players. The Jailors are practically untouchable, and killing the Bookburners' al Fine wouldn't actually do much to harm the organization as a whole. However, getting Darke out of the picture would leave the Merchants in a position so fragile as to give us a chance to permanently destroy it; Marshall and Carter might be smart, but they have never been the masterminds behind the entire operation. They are merely the pieces that Darke himself uses to checkmate other players on his infinitely complex chessboard.

And that's exactly why we're going to murder him.
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= **Illustration**

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= //The Deathless Merchant of London, moments before attending the summit that created "[[[poczatki-normalnosci-i-jej-przyszlosc|Convention Sur Les Phénomènes Surnaturel]]]"[[footnote]] "The Convention on Preternatural Phenomena," for those of us that are civilized. //-- Mrghn//[[/footnote]] that would officially establish the Veil on the 23rd of November, 1868. Can't stress enough how satisfying getting that smug smile off of his face will be.//

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= **Knowledge**

**Traits:** While Percival Darke might appear to be nothing but a helpless old man,[[footnote]] Think wrinkly skin, bad sight, and a suspiciously good fashion sense. //-- Mrghn// [[/footnote]] by this point you should know better than to trust devils.[[footnote]] The Serpent notwithstanding, of course. //-- Midnight// [[/footnote]]^^,@< >@^^[[footnote]] Also, you know, not to be confused with the false Starlight that tempted Adam. //-- OSE Jr.// [[/footnote]] He might not possess any explicitly dangerous properties at first glance, but his biggest strength lies somewhere else; it lies within his mind. His borderline genius mind paired with his near-immortality makes him an incredibly, incredibly dangerous player. And an incredibly potent magic user.

The true extent of his supposed invincibility is unknown. Though it is certain that his aging is either extremely slowed down or outright stopped, there currently exists no comprehensive record which would believably document whether his skills extend to damage done to his body as well. Certain books down the Library indicate past Hand members being able to harm him in some sense[[footnote]] Be it physical or psychological. //-- Mrghn// [[/footnote]] throughout those 500-or-so years he's been walking the Earth, but we cannot fully verify how true these are.[[footnote]] Especially considering //some// people's need to one-up everyone around them, //Midnight//. //-- OSE Jr.// [[/footnote]]^^,@< >@^^[[footnote]] 1) Fuck you too, Enzan. 2) Ignoring the jab, I was able to meet a few friends across all kingdoms of nature; very unfortunately, neither them nor any other Library patron seem to be able to confirm much of our records regarding Darke. //-- Midnight// [[/footnote]]

Additionally, his magic proficiency should under no circumstances be taken for granted; you might think that just because he's a rotting fart at this point he's lost his spark, but you know what they say about old men in a profession where men die young. He's a multiversal traveler that's seen and experienced more of the world than most of us present in this room combined: his skills are a combination of arts from every corner of the alchemical, magical, and occultic worlds.[[footnote]] And unworlds. //-- Midnight// [[/footnote]] While he has much more important qualities that protect him than his own thaumic potency, that doesn't mean he's just your normal civilian. Don't forget that.

**Nature:** Plotting. Plotting above anything else. If anything within the paranormal market happens, you can bet your ass Darke somehow had his hand involved in it. You don't just easily get yourself to be the richest man on the planet without the ability to spin your web across all of reality. That -- paired with his absolute lack of morals or any sort of code of ethics -- make him an incredibly dangerous capitalist hyperbaron that //will// do anything he can to get his hands on you[[footnote]] Such past actions include, but are not limited to: 1) Buying out an entire country. 2) Torture, kidnapping, and all that wonderful jazz. 3) Wiping out a whole species 4) Murder. Lots of it. 5) Wiping out a whole //sapient// species. 6) Et cetera, et cetera. //-- Mrghn// [[/footnote]] if you cross him.

The biggest problem with Darke however is his paranoia -- and what a paranoia he has. If he's somewhere, you can practically guarantee he'll be surrounded by a legion of guards powerful enough to take out a whole army with ease. What's worse, his ridiculously high piles of money made from strangling the world ensure that those guards are more than well-paid. Which means bribing is entirely out of the picture here. See, the thing is Darke craves nothing more than control -- and he'll do whatever it takes to gain that control.[[footnote]] To a reasonable extent, of course. //-- OSE Jr.// [[/footnote]]^^,@< >@^^[[footnote]] And sometimes even beyond said reasonable extent. //-- Midnight// [[/footnote]] Whether it is trade, war, or betrayal -- if he wants it and it somehow benefits his capital machine, he will get it. No matter the price.

**History & Associated Parties:** Darke's history goes far down the written records -- further than most still-living people. Nobody[[footnote]] Not even Nobody. Especially since its [[[gaslight-gatekeep-girlboss-hub|24th iteration's Hunt]]] seems to be the only thing the current Nobody cares about. //-- OSE Jr.// [[/footnote]] can quite pinpoint the exact date him and his "Darke Trading Co." appeared first. Some say his family comes from a long-standing line of alchemists that [[[scp-2264|traversed the spaces outside of reality]]], searching for their //magnum opus// within unreality. Others, that the Darke line has always been a band of occultists, witches, and murderers making deals with demons to ensure their own wealth. The only thing that is certain is that it was somewhere around the 17th century in London, and that it has since used many locations around the world -- ranging from the [[[nx-03|Kingdom of Hy-Brasil]]] through [[[three-portlands-hub|Three Portlands]]] to [[[esterberg-city-wikipedia|Esterberg]]] -- as nests to allow Darke to grow his parasite off of.

Since then, Darke has made many, many allies. Be it by bribing, blackmailing, or sheer shared interest, the many people he met and benefited off of made sure his company grew quickly, eventually allowing it to turn into the Marshall, Carter and Dark[[footnote]] Actually, hold on, here's what's really bothering me: why the hell did he drop the "e" at the end of "Darke?" Literally not a single goddamned Library record goes over it. //Why???// //-- Midnight// [[/footnote]]^^,@< >@^^[[footnote]] Not wanting to be associated with Brits too much, I suppose? //-- Mrghn// [[/footnote]] we all know and hate by the turn of the 19th century. Amos Marshall and Ruprecht Carter notwithstanding,[[footnote]] Mainly due to just how ridiculously rich their own companies were when they merged. //-- OSE Jr.// [[/footnote]] such alliances and collaborations have more often than not ended horribly for the non-Merchant party involved.[[footnote]] Funnily enough, some of the past targets the Merchants has fed off of included the Jailors and the Bookburners, so good for us, I guess? //-- Midnight// [[/footnote]]

**Approach:** For most of the Hand's history, our approach towards Darke has been the same as towards the rest of the major Merchant players; that is, learn to avoid them where possible, and generally think of them as a target secondary to the Jailors and the Bookburners. However, after more than two centuries of failed wars waged against the former, we have realized we cannot tear down the Veil by beginning with its strongest pillars; if we take out the Merchants first, the two remaining players will not only become shocked, they will also become vulnerable enough as to leave themselves open to attacks. So that approach changes today.

The question, however, remains: how should we go about it? How the hell do you wipe out an unaging, irrationally resistible, absurdly rich, cripplingly paranoid capitalist?[[footnote]] List of proposals abridged; I cut a few less-than-helpful entries and ideas we got for reading ease. //-- Midnight// [[/footnote]]

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**THE OBVIOUS APPROACH:** Assassination. Ockham's razor might not be the sharpest tool, but it's still an effective one. The best way to go about it would then by all means simply getting the bastard out of the picture in as simple a way as possible, even if it takes a few civilians with it. Think a mass raid, some area gas poisoning, or even bombing of the place he'd occupy at the time of the attack. Anything simple but large enough in scale should do the job in no time.[[footnote]] First of all -- what the fuck? Second of all -- //what the fuck?// I'm not allowing you to //bomb a goddamned city//. Fuck off. //-- Midnight// [[/footnote]]^^,@< >@^^[[footnote]] Even ignoring the obvious issues Midnight already mentioned, not only is this stupidly dangerous, but actively ineffective. Do you really think a man that has a contingency plan against duck apotheosis wouldn't have protection against guns and bombs out of all things? Come on. //-- OSE Jr.//  [[/footnote]]^^,@< >@^^[[footnote]] Adding my two cents to remind you that we aren't just bombing a city because you don't know if it would actually be worth it, all of his wards in mind. Think of something more subtle or at least more effective next time. //-- Mrghn// [[/footnote]]
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**MIDNIGHT'S APPROACH:** Alt-Universe Counterpart Duel. Here's some food for thought -- what does the man that craves nothing more than control hate the most? The only person that knows how to take said control away from him -- //himself//. The best way to get Darke would be to somehow make him meet his own alternative counterpart through the Library. If the antimatter-annihilation-something doesn't get him, his fear of losing his beloved power surely will.[[footnote]] You have no idea what antimatter is, don't you? Either way, this isn't the worst idea -- it's quite creative and subtle, all things considered -- but you're ignoring the biggest issue: how the hell would you make him actually go through a Way and then through the Library? He's not stupid, and a simple teleportation trap wouldn't work, I'm afraid. The ending is there, but the actual execution is sadly undoable. //-- OSE Jr.// [[/footnote]]^^,@< >@^^[[footnote]] Another problem is that we... don't really know if he'd want to kill his alternative self? Don't get me wrong, I can definitely see it as a possibility, but with his history, who knows if he wouldn't just suggest him a multiversal partnership or something? Too high risk for my taste. //-- Mrghn// [[/footnote]]
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**MORRÍGHAN INGEN ERNMAS' APPROACH:** Kaijumancy. If you want something large-scale but still targeted, boy have I got something for you. Using the sleeping bodies of the kaiju we were able to find next to the shores of the Korean Peninsula after the [[[lte-0851-cetus|1988 Quin Krake attack on my home]]], we should launch a personalized attack just on Darke's headquarters when he inevitably comes to visit. The boys from Dinodon are highly proficient in bringing those dormant beasts back to life under their own shackles, and I can guarantee you they are more than waiting for a chance to get the man with their magic. Just give them the word, and it will be done.[[footnote]] Genuinely fascinating; the only actual concern I have is that... can you really trust the kaijumancers could 1) awaken the creatures after such a long time 2) actively control them? I don't doubt their abilities but... I've seen what happened to Hy-Brasil, and I'm sure so have you. I wouldn't ever want anything like that to happen again. //-- Midnight// [[/footnote]]^^,@< >@^^[[footnote]] Midnight's got a point, sadly. Just like with the previous idea, it works on paper, but the exact specifics are just too risky to allow them to be put into motion. -- //OSE Jr.//  [[/footnote]]
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**SVENDOR SARRIAN ENZAN JUNIOR'S APPROACH:** //Erm, Assassination?// All of you are overcomplicating. You come up with absurd plans that are so out there they barely have any connection to the issue at hand. So here's something simple, effective, and that will actually work: a money mimic. Using all of our magic together, we will create and bind a mimic so well disguised as something he'd invest in that not even Darke's thaumaturgists will be able to sense it. Then, we'll just get one of our corpo contracts to meet with him under some business excuse, hand him the bill, and //BAM//. The jaws of the trap will get on him before he can even shout for help. And I severely doubt he has wards powerful enough to get past the teeth of a mimic bound by the collective power of four Hand cells. Eat the rich, all that stuff, you get the gist.[[footnote]] ...Fuck, that's good. Really good. It works, is simple, and more importantly -- I legitimately cannot think of a single way this can fail if we just give it enough thought. Good job, Enzan. //-- Midnight// [[/footnote]]^^,@< >@^^[[footnote]] Christ, a mimic? Haven't seen those in a while. Well, if you can just get your hands on a summoning spell for one of them, I suppose I'm all in favor. And I'm sure so would the rest of Dinodon. Not bad, kid. //-- Mrghn// [[/footnote]]
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= **Observations & Stories**

There's many stories to be said about Percival Darke. Some of them good, most of them bad. However, the only story worth telling about him now is not a tale of the past or the present; it is the tale of the future. The future where he's gone.

So, let's tell it together. Here and now.

In two weeks, Percival Darke will fall. All 127 members of [[[pickman-blank-proposal|Kapuza Bazyliszka]]], Dinodon's Hand, Fool Moon's Hiss, and Tranquil Tail will come together and use all of their magic to create the single most powerful magical trap in the entirety of the Serpent's Hand. Using our bait like an anglerfish, we will lure out the parasite that calls itself the Deathless Merchant of London and snap our jaws around it before it can even realize our light is merely a setup. The first pillar of "normalcy" will fall, allowing us to bring down the remaining supports of these chains that bind our reality. The domino has already been put into motion.[[footnote]] See you on the other side, friends. //-- Midnight// [[/footnote]]^^,@< >@^^[[footnote]] Let's just hope it will be enough. //-- Mrghn// [[/footnote]]^^,@< >@^^[[footnote]] Let's really, really do. //-- OSE Jr.// [[/footnote]]

[*/the-deathless-merchant-of-london/offset/1 Now, let's get to writing].

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