Go White Boy Go White Boy Go

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[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8982 SCP-8982: A Seer's Stupor]
Genre(s): Emotional, Character-driven.
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My first contribution to the site. I'd been sitting on this idea for about 3 years, originally starting as a stupid bit where he kept predicting 9/11. Eventually decided to take my dementia seer and turn it into an actual article. It took about 3 months of on and off writing, including a month long break after getting crit and hating everything I'd written, followed by a coked up 8 hour rewrite session.

Article was also largely inspired by my great grandmother, who passed a few years ago from dementia, having been an actual seer in her younger days. 

I personally think it's a pretty decent first article, and I'm glad it survived on the wiki. Give it a read if you fancy an emotional piece.
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[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9700 SCP-9700: The Guild of Saint Peter]
Genre(s): History, Comedy
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Written as a collab with [[*user wackdog]], this is the launch of our silly little GOI. Hopefully we'll have more up with them in soon. In the meantime, enjoy this cheeky fellow we managed to snag the 9700 slot for.
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[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/dumbcon Dumbcon Hub]
Genre(s): Hub
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The hub for Dumbcon, the greatest contest this side of the SCP wiki. I stole this contest from [[*user softseal]]'s cold, dead hands and joined together with [[*user wackdog]] and [[*user bad_data]] to create beauty.
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[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9434 SCP-9434: Dog Whistle]
Genre(s): Comedy, Tragedy
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I wrote this while waiting for a train. It's an attempt at mimicking [[*user parallelpotatoes]]' style. It's pretty funny.
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[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/memo-regarding-preventable-deaths Memo: Regarding "Preventable Deaths"]
Genre(s): Bleak
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random tale i felt like writing where the ethics committee act like an insurance company.
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[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9340 SCP-9340: Life During Wartime]
Genre(s): Horror, Milfic
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its about war. entry into the [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/stop-making-sense Stop Making Sense] anthology. its a pinch hit, but i think its pretty good. i had to get [[*user gravecreations]] and [[*user whenwerewe]] to come in clutch and help me with it. so thanks to them.
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[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7763 SCP-7763: The Pee is Stored in the Balloons]
Genre(s): Emotional, Psychological Horror
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My unofficial entry into Dumbcon. Because I'm a contest host, I couldn't actually enter this into the contest, but I wanted to write it anyway. Lead by example. So I took a prompt nobody else wanted, that being "The Urine is Stored in the Balloons", and ran with it.

I also made this in an attempt to prove I can do more than just comedy. It's the main thing I'm known for on the wiki thus far and people don't read my other stuff. So I disguised this as a comedy. It seems to have worked very well according to the comments. I'm very happy with the reception to it.
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[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9343 SCP-9343: Whispers on the Wind]
Genre(s): History, Mystery
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My 9kcon submission.

First contest entry. First SCP I ever had the idea for at the age of 13. Discarded this baby for what I thought was for good. Then 9kcon dropped as I was finishing my first article and it came back to me during a brainstorming session. And then it kept expanding and expanding into what it is now. It's big without being long. I've never really been a fan of longer articles that drag on and on. I don't want my work to be a time investment.

I wanted to use 9kcon to try something new. I'm training as a screenwriter and have written numerous live shows, making dialogue and character work a major strength of mine. And although I love character based stories, I've always been jealous of how other authors make things that are so inhuman feel so alive. So I wrote about buildings and ruins. And somehow it still ended up being a character-driven piece. I guess old habits die hard.

I do think this is the best thing I've put out so far, even if it doesn't get the same attention a certain slop post got. Give it a read. I think it's pretty good.
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[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3434-j SCP-3434-J: """"""Science""""""]
Genre(s): Comedy
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Fuck this article. I wrote it in 30 minutes after spending 5 hours writing my 9kcon article because I needed a break. I post it and it clears my work I spent 3 months on, being my first article to hit +100. Dumb ass joke.

Read it and weep.
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[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4343-j SCP-4343-J: There was an old lady]
Genre(s): Comedy
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I wrote this shit after sleeping for 2 hours, waking up at 5AM still drunk. It shows.
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[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1343-j: SCP-1343-J: Discussion]
Genre(s): Comedy, meta
[[collapsible show="Ramblings" hide="shut the fuck up man"]]
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More slop for the SCP wiki.
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[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/lawbert-establishes-an-independent-state: Lawbert Establishes an Independent State]
Genre(s): Comedy, taleslop
[[collapsible show="Ramblings" hide="shut the fuck up man"]]
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My 2025 Art Exchange gift for [[*user iamtheooga]]. It's only in the slop section because it's a tale.
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[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/rumcon: RUMCON]
Genre(s): Comedy, Contest hub
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Originally intended to be posted immediately following Dumbcon's conclusion, this sort of got left to rot for a few months before we finally picked it up and finished it for April Fools 2026. I'm frankly shocked this did well given most jokes were left untouched since the first draft when I wrote them all, which is a rarity.
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[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/theme:al-slop: Al Slop Theme]
Genre(s): Comedy, theme
[[collapsible show="Ramblings" hide="shut the fuck up man"]]
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It's me. I'm the theme it's me in the theme it's all me. My ego is immense I got a +100 by posting selfies suck my nuts.
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[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-067-j: SCP-067-J: A keyboard]
Genre(s): Comedy
[[collapsible show="Ramblings" hide="shut the fuck up man"]]
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I wrote this in 15 minutes to prove a point. I only took the slot because it was contested.
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[[*user wackdog]] "guys look im short and wide like chode world"
[[*user SeekGull]] "tuesday is the racist day"
[[*user plaguepjp]] "thanks a white boy"
[[*user penumbralchoir]] "tldr?"
[[*user astralnavigator]] "you are small"
[[*user Uncle Nicolini]] "banned for being white and pooping"
[[*user dr angell]] "burger king"
[[*user popsioak]] "popsioak secular holiday"
[[*user katyastrangelove]] "no you cant"
[[*user haydensaintpascal]] "it's me!!! the [[span style="color: transparent; background-clip: text; background-image: linear-gradient(to right, rgb(253, 219, 0), rgb(238, 212, 143), rgb(255, 255, 255) 30%, rgb(255, 255, 255), rgb(255, 255, 255) 36%, rgb(212, 181, 222), rgb(156, 92, 212), rgb(88, 50, 96), rgb(0, 0, 0)); filter: drop-shadow(1px 1px black) drop-shadow(1px -1px black) drop-shadow(-1px 1px black) drop-shadow(-1px -1px black); font-size: 1.3em"]]they/them[[/span]] man!!!"
[[*user BAD_DATA]] "in my eyes, there is no greater sin on this earth than averaging less than 30 upvotes using crom. I genuinely do not see any value in a +20 merchant."
[[*user wackdog]] "I enjoy harming small animals"
[[*user danjon56]] "Our enemies encircle us like rats."
[[*user The Frodmaer Club]] “Paul McCartney”
[[*user the Frodmaer club]] “is it okay if I have two quotes”
[[*user GraveCreations]] "I enjoy harming large animals"
[[*user JackWheel]] "啊啊啊啊宝宝你是一个香香软软的小蛋糕 (Ahhh, baby, you're such a sweet and soft little cake!)
[[*user the Frodmaer club]] “what about three?”
[[*user crombird]] "I hate that this dude is in the database"
[[*user FritzWillie]] "This was my exact vision for the site when I founded it all those years ago."
[[*user wackdog]] "I enjoy harming small animals"
[[*user aismallard]] & [[*user stormbreath]] "Approved by Tech Team for compliance with [[[scp-005 |CSS policy]]]."
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In the event that for whatever reason I am systematically eliminated from the wiki (banned or disappear for over 2 years), I would like all of my works to be accredited and given to [[*user gravecreations]] if they're in the shit I care about section. Anything in the slop section should be given to [[*user moto42]], or [[*user wackdog]] if moto is for whatever reason unavailable.

oh also anyone is free to edit this page however they like within reason
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}
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