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[[>]] [[module Rate]] [[/>]] > {{On 9/18/2011, [[[SCP-703]]] manifested an instance of SCP-703-1. Analysis revealed it to be a list of items produced by SCP-703, dating back to its initial containment. Referencing with updated documentation has reinforced the classification of SCP-703 as a sapient non-organic. Analysis of this document's content is ongoing.}} > Item: Aluminum can. > > Note: Weighed 21.32 grams. > > Status: Retrieved 14.78 seconds after appearance. > Item: Red paper. > > Note: Contained drawing of a circle. > > Status: Retrieved 11.12 seconds after appearance. > Item: Green pen. > > Note: Contained red ink. > > Status: Retrieved 10.09 seconds after appearance. > Item: Stuffed tiger. > > Note: Name was "Paulie." > > Status: Taken after 9.00 seconds. > Item: Picture of me. > > Note: Aesthetically pleasing. > > Status: Taken after 10.01 seconds. > Item: White paint. > > Note: Usable for restoration purposes. > > Status: Stolen after 9.89 seconds. Was not used for restoration purposes. > Item: Three (3) bullets, .45 caliber, hollow point. > > Note: Acceleration was below expectation. > > Status: Stolen post-impact. > Item: Gaseous matter. > > Note: Unsafe to breathe. > > Status: Stolen via inhalation after 20.6 seconds. ------------------------------------------- > Item: An apology > > Note: Made with care. > > Status: Taken after 45.78 seconds, without remark. > Item: Sweet things. > > Note: Is this better > > Status: It wasn't. > Item: Your briefcase. > > Note: Left it in your office. > > Status: Sorry about the stain. > Item: Sheaf of papers. > > Note: Helpful. > > Status: Helped. > Item: A better lock. > > Note: You seemed worried about it. > > Status: I'm sorry. > Item: One of the black boxes. > > Note: I'm sorry I cheated, wanted to help you move. > > Status: Went through them. Broken up. [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box |author=Anonymous]] [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box-end]]