HOGSLICE Makes A Friend

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[[span class="text"]]Ew wtf. An Android?[[/span]]
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[[span class="text"]]WHO IS THIS?????[[/span]]
[[span class="text"]]-- HOGSLICE [[/span]]
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[[span class="text"]]Why were you on the Apple forums if you have an android?[[/span]]
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[[span class="text"]]THOSE FRUIT-EATING COCKSUCKERS NEED TO REALIZE THAT ROBOTS (ANDROIDS (COOL)) ARE BETTER THAN FRUIT (CAN BE AND HAVE BEEN CRUSHED BY MY FISTS)[[/span]]
[[span class="text"]]-- HOGSLICE[[/span]]
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[[div class="sent"]]
[[span class="text"]]Why do you text like a maniac? What the hell is a hog slice?[[/span]]
[[span class="text"]]Wait is it a pork chop[[/span]]
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[[span class="text"]]HOGSLICE IS MY NAME, DIPSHIT[[/span]]
[[span class="text"]]-- HOGSLICE[[/span]]
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[[span class="text"]]Ok "HOGSLICE" let's get to it. What are you into? You like ghosts?[[/span]]
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[[span class="text"]]GHOSTS ARE FAIRYTALES FOR DUMBFUCK ASS PUSSY CHILDREN TO MAKE THEM CRY. I DON'T CRY. EXCEPT FOR THE TIME MY DOG (BRUTUS) GOT STUNG BY A BEE.[[/span]]
[[span class="text"]]-- HOGSLIE[[/span]]
[[span class="text"]]FUCK[[/span]]
[[span class="text"]]-- ^^***^^HOGSLICE[[/span]]
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[[span class="text"]]Yeah I hate ghosts too. [[/span]]
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[[span class="text"]]STOP COPYING ME[[/span]]
[[span class="text"]]-- HOGSLICE[[/span]]
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+ INCIDENT REPORT
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During the investigation into [[[SCP-6599]]]-1, the entity manifested at an abandoned warehouse in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Foundation surveillance cameras captured the following event.
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= **TRANSCRIPT**
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//(SCP-6599-1 paces back and forth around the empty room, growing visibly angry as the minutes pass.)//

**SCP-6599-1** WHERE ARE YOU BITCH?

//(A clip from the United States of America's National Anthem begins to play from the entity's pocket. SCP-6599-1 removes its cellphone from its pocket, identified as a Huawei Ascend Y530, and begins to type on it)//

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[[span class="text"]]The hell? How are you here?[[/span]]
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[[span class="text"]]HOW DO YOU SEE ME[[/span]]
[[span class="text"]]-- HOGSLICE[[/span]]
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[[span class="text"]]That's a pretty beard. You dye it yourself?[[/span]]
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[[span class="text"]]SCOOBY DOO ASS BULLSHIT FUCK YOU.[[/span]]
[[span class="text"]]-- HOGSLICE[[/span]]
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[[span class="text"]]lol[[/span]]
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[[span class="text"]]IT'S GONNA BE HARD TO ""LAUGH OUT LOUD"" WITH MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT. WHORE.[[/span]]
[[span class="text"]]-- HOGSLICE[[/span]]
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[[span class="text"]]you're a fiesty one[[/span]]
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//(SCP-6599-1 begins to destroy random pieces of scaffolding and empty wooden pallets.)//

**SCP-6599-1** FUCK!

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[[span class="text"]]Chill chill chilllllllll...[[/span]]
[[span class="text"]]You see those pipes over there?[[/span]]
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[[span class="text"]]WHAT[[/span]]
[[span class="text"]]-- HOGSLICE[[/span]]
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[[span class="text"]]Walk to the corner on your left hand side. There are pipes there. They said you're soft.[[/span]]
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[[span class="text"]]YOU'RE SHITTING ME. THE ONLY PIPE THAT'LL BE LEFT IN HERE WILL BE THE ONE IN MY PANTS.[[/span]]
[[span class="text"]]-- HOGSLICE[[/span]]
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//(SCP-6599-1 approaches a section of exposed pipes. It begins to relentlessly punch the copper.)//

**SCP-6599-1** YOU'RE NOT BETTER THAN ME! NO ONE'S BETTER THAN ME. I'M BETTER THAN ME. 

//(The pipes begin to warp in shape.)//

**SCP-6599-1** SHIT CLOWNS. ASS LICKERS.

//(The pipes burst, firing high-temperature steam into the face of SCP-6599-1. The entity falls backward and begins to yell in pain as flesh drips from its face.)//

**SCP-6599-1** FUCK THIS!

//(SCP-6599-1 demanifests.)//

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[[span class="text"]]Wait where did you go?[[/span]]
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[[span class="text"]]FUCK YOU. YOU TRICKED ME. I NEED IBUPROFEN FROM CVS.[[/span]]
[[span class="text"]]-- HOGSLICE[[/span]]
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[[div class="sent"]]
[[span class="text"]]Aw come on man I thought we had something.[[/span]]
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[[div class="recv"]]
[[span class="text"]]NOT MY TYPE. I LIKE WOMEN[[/span]]
[[span class="text"]]-- HOGSLICE[[/span]]
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[[div class="sent"]]
[[span class="text"]]I'M LITERALLY A WOMAN[[/span]]
[[span class="text"]]Hello?[[/span]]
[[span class="text"]]Hello?[[/span]]
[[span class="text"]]Hi :)[[/span]]
[[span class="text"]]Fuck you.[[/span]]
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[[div class="sent"]]
[[span class="text"]]I'M A GHOST GIRL[[/span]]
[[span class="text"]]--MADDSLICE[[/span]]
[[span class="text"]]not bad[[/span]]
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+ INCIDENT REPORT //CONT.//
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Since the discovery of [[[SCP-6764]]], it has been attributed to this event. There has been no change in behavior from [[[SCP-6599]]] or SCP-6599-1, and no injuries are present on the latter due to the bursting pipes.
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