Inadvertent Neolinguistics

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**"Inadvertent Neolinguistics"**
It's all fun and games until somebody dradf4tgrfd gfa4egdfgdsd.

Written by [[*user HarryBlank]] with the monstrous typos provided by [[*user Ralliston]] and [[*user JakdragonX]]


**[[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/this-page-intentionally-left-blank|More by HarryBlank!]]]**

**[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/ralliston-s-authorpage More by Ralliston!]**

**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/jakdragonx-rage-collection More by JakdragonX!]**

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||**{{Site-119/Site-120 Interlink}}**||
[[span class="userblue"]]**M_Kaufmann_120:**[[/span]] I can beat that. Okay, so, you know how I said [[span class="userwhite"]][http://www.scpwiki.com/ralliston-s-authorpage Dr. Asheworth][[/span]] dictates all his notes to his PDA? Using the voice recognition thing? Well, it has //no idea// what he's talking about half the time. Maybe it's a glitch in the software, or maybe it's his accent, or him just saying the wrong word entirely sometimes, but the results are just //hilarious//.

[[span class="userblue"]]**M_Kaufmann_120:**[[/span]] Please find attached the Department of Ontokinetics collaborative **Asheworth-to-English Dictionary**.

||~ What He Got ||~ What He Said ||
|| able || name ||
|| acixdnetalt || accidentally ||
|| adding || hassling ||
|| ahir || shit/shut ||
|| aklrught || alright ||
|| andicke || milk ||
|| antönende || antimeme ||
|| any good || my god ||
|| applogizs || apologize ||
|| arupid || stupid ||
|| armit || armpit ||
|| artism || artistry ||
|| arty ole || article ||
|| ashy is || psychos ||
|| Audrey || suddenly ||
|| auspreisend || surprised ||
|| AWhatnt thick || what the fuck ||
|| bame || name ||
|| bewirft || beauty ||
|| be CA use || because ||
|| be dude || because ||
|| bears || heard ||
|| btich || bitch ||
|| bourse || horse ||
|| brithertab || brother ||
|| BS || [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/dr-k-stuff-s-personnel-file Dr. K. Stuff] ||
|| bulging of yoy hete || bullying of you here ||
|| bunk || think ||
|| b Elena || to mean ||
|| call loot || call-out ||
|| call spit || call-out ||
|| cawboy || cowboy ||
|| Chan gee d || changed ||
|| concent || content ||
|| concept || context ||
|| concerto || concept ||
|| Corrected-7 || corrected ||
|| Council I Süd || consciousness ||
|| crest || great ||
|| crmmod9jgn || good morning ||
|| cock || cook ||
|| Cody less || cordless ||
|| cordless || costsless ||
|| costsless || priceless ||
|| coll || could ||
|| collage || collab ||
|| concostent || consistent ||
|| conesour || connoisseur ||
|| consitant || consistent ||
|| contained || consume ||
|| corn || CROM.aic ||
|| dad || sad ||
|| Daktstfuff || Dr. K. Stuff ||
|| destricting || disturbing ||
|| discionary || dictionary ||
|| distrusting || disturbing ||
|| diffused || surprised ||
|| daffy || draft ||
|| ding || [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/dr-dune-s-personnel-file Dr. J. Dune] ||
|| diregarf || disregard ||
|| ducking || fucking ||
|| drakes ur g || Dr. K. Stuff ||
|| drying || dying ||
|| Elise || episode ||
|| Eloji || Emoji ||
|| Eluded || [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/rounderhouse-s-author-page Dr. R. House] [Somehow]||
|| entkernen || antimeme ||
|| evbarassong || embarrassing ||
|| every || [http://www.scpwiki.com/dr-manns-personnel-file Dr. E. Mann] ||
|| excessive || exercise ||
|| Excwstlu || exactly ||
|| expertise || excessive||
|| ezciisnintl || Exceedingly ||
|| facists || fascists ||
|| faddists || fascists ||
|| fail wate of Tom || total waste of time ||
|| fair lc m || fairly ||
|| falling || calling ||
|| fart || fairly ||
|| fear || hear ||
|| ficitonal || fictional ||
|| fish || dish ||
|| FIXIDDID || fixed ||
|| fondation || Foundation ||
|| fritters || critters ||
|| fuck toy || fuck you ||
|| fun || fuck ||
|| FUXK || fuck ||
|| gal I g || talking ||
|| gebete || there ||
|| GOC || god ||
|| godbibisitvrealixed || god I just realized ||
|| Gödel || goddess ||
|| Goethe || each other's ||
|| gorier || you're ||
|| gos || god ||
|| got || god ||
|| Greenwood || [http://www.scpwiki.com/greenwolf-s-author-page Agent Green] ||
|| guckers || fuckers ||
|| GURRY || furry ||
|| Harryl || [http://www.scpwiki.com/this-page-intentionally-left-blank Dr. H. Blank] ||
|| Harrylvabk || Dr. H. Blank ||
|| hrhesyvlanj || Dr. H. Blank ||
|| HRry || Dr. H. Blank ||
|| hatw || hate ||
|| HatryBlank || Dr. H. Blank ||
|| hat3e || hate ||
|| have || hate ||
|| hear || heart ||
|| help || hell ||
|| He readingl || harassing ||
|| hiehertab || brithertab (see above) ||
|| hin || hub ||
|| holt shiyt || holy shit ||
|| host lost || not post ||
|| hot || not ||
|| homothicc || homophobic ||
|| hounds || sounds ||
|| House& || Dr. R. House ||
|| humants || humans ||
|| iCloud || Euclid ||
|| idiky || idiot ||
|| Ikke || Dr. R. House [We don't know either]||
|| interesting the d || interested ||
|| intetesye || interested ||
|| int eh whake || in the chat ||
|| in exist I've || initiative ||
|| It Bing || nothing ||
|| i'd irs a profile || if it's a problem ||
|| I'm hee pepfilershye || on her profile ||
|| isea || idea ||
|| jadkcal || [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/jackalrelated Jack Caulli]||
|| Jesus cgeist || Jesus Christ ||
|| Jews || jeez ||
|| jnlsss || unless ||
|| joner || boner ||
|| jostiu || just ||
|| kidding || missing ||
|| kigma || dogma ||
|| kilk || milk ||
|| kiss || miss ||
|| knownibwoudktn || know wouldn't ||
|| kogma || dogma ||
|| kolk || milk ||
|| kurderius fegie || murderous regime ||
|| lidded || pissed ||
|| lied || realized ||
|| life || luge [Yes, seriously] ||
|| like || kick ||
|| losing || posting ||
|| loss of || piss off ||
|| losses || pissed ||
|| mad Erbe || made the ||
|| maracbre || macabre ||
|| medical || medical ||
|| medical || medical ||
|| medical || medival ||
|| medival || medieval [You should've heard him screaming at the thing]||
|| memeveeyoen || everyone ||
|| Mifepristone regimehahi || murderous regime ||
|| minecrtat || Minecraft ||
|| minets || minutes ||
|| modicum || [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/modulum MODULUM.aic] ||
|| mom's milk || [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3739 Mind Milk] ||
|| morning || morning ||
|| morning || nothing ||
|| monetär || monster ||
|| money's || moments ||
|| money || [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/limey-s-citrus-corner Dr. Lee Citron] ||
|| moyhercucker || motherfucker ||
|| moyhercuckers || motherfucker (plural) ||
|| muhh vu || much ||
|| musical gender || musical genre ||
|| Musial hender || musical gender ||
|| musician genderlsjnv || Musial hender ||
|| MYFCUKIGN GFOD || MY FUCKING GOD ||
|| nachzufinanzierende || macguffin ||
|| nad || bad ||
|| natolianist || nationalist ||
|| nature || maturity ||
|| nautrzalied || neutralized ||
|| neucance || nuance ||
|| never@kmd || nevermind ||
|| nice || much ||
|| nico pro hen || microphone ||
|| nietetest es || interested ||
|| Nobel || normal ||
|| noit || not ||
|| NoS || No ||
|| onsultimg || insulting ||
|| oit || out ||
|| oj || oh ||
|| Ökonomen || people ||
|| on her pepfile || on her profile ||
|| outl || out||
|| ovoosult || obviously ||
|| ow || know ||
|| owerweight || overweight ||
|| padbdemic || pandemic ||
|| pain || paint ||
|| pantipticon || panopticon ||
|| patiency || patience ||
|| Pelshsteaa || please ||
|| permamently || permanently ||
|| Pissing Angela || Weeping Angels ||
|| pferdedecke || predecessor ||
|| predecesot || predecessor ||
|| pit h || idea ||
|| pisze || is ||
|| plejg || [http://www.scpwiki.com/plaguepjp Dr. Paul Lague] ||
|| plokish vranch || Polish branch [WHICH IS WHERE WE WORK]||
|| pod ye s || posted ||
|| pribably || probably ||
|| prnounce || pronounce ||
|| pTawtatxbabdbtird || Parawatch ||
|| plcaholder || [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/placeholder-mcd-s-authorpage Dr. Placeholder McDoctorate] ||
|| pope tent || moment ||
|| pot || pog ||
|| pushy o || psycho ||
|| racist || fascists ||
|| rad || read ||
|| reassure toon || [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/resurrection Project Resurrection] ||
|| reduse || refuse ||
|| red direction || Project Resurrection ||
|| repeadetly || repeatedly ||
|| repearedlyu || repeatedly ||
|| reslity sing || Reality sink||
|| river || ever ||
|| Rom || CROM.aic ||
|| satyfying || satisfying ||
|| say our || stand out ||
|| Seite || series ||
|| seriosulu || seriously ||
|| Sensixa || sensible[?] ||
|| sharing ray || shrink ray ||
|| shate || shape ||
|| shit || shut ||
|| shite || shape ||
|| should tut || shouldn't I ||
|| shut || shit ||
|| silt || silly ||
|| sever || server ||
|| sewer || server ||
|| singlehadedily || singlehandedly ||
|| slee || sleep ||
|| slee all || skeeball ||
|| soariency || patiency (see above) ||
|| stormbreast || [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/stormbreath Henrik Sturmatem] ||
|| strecjing || stretching ||
|| stuoid || stupid ||
|| sub o chili's || subconscious ||
|| sulrdised || surprised ||
|| s'mores || emotes ||
|| s fyzg-8 || stories ||
|| s try pi's || stupid ||
|| tag || that ||
|| tak || yak ||
|| tbtiee || whole ||
|| tfanslTion || translation ||
|| thigh || though ||
|| Tilda koose || Tilda Moose ||
|| tilde loose || Tilda Moose ||
|| tewet || tweet ||
|| tebically || technically ||
|| thechbicly || technically ||
|| thinik || think ||
|| thin in || thing ||
|| titty || nippy ||
|| throwbii || thrown ||
|| tobwrite || to write ||
|| toy || [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/dysadron Dr. D. Stanton] ||
|| toy || you ||
|| to crèches || corrected ||
|| to sis || [http://www.scpwiki.com/yossipossi-authorphage Dr. Y. Leiner] ||
|| to the || and it ||
|| tupoed || typoed ||
|| Turks || titles ||
|| t meimestwly || was immediately ||
|| twtitter || Twitter ||
|| typoefd || typoed ||
|| undergrad || underrated ||
|| und Tomate lc || unfortunate ||
|| ungelogen || intelligent ||
|| uou || you ||
|| vat || [http://www.scpwiki.com/varaxous Dr. V. Mercy] ||
|| vesifudily || beautiful ||
|| Wandered Mibesey || [http://wanderers-library.wikidot.com/ Wanderer's Library] ||
|| Weber || server ||
|| weshh Th u || wealthy ||
|| [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/westrinsauthorpage Westrin] || question ||
|| wha't shte oposite || what's the opposite ||
|| whisk the || wouldn't ||
|| wir || wait ||
|| wohnt I || wouldn't ||
|| woudltn || wouldn't ||
|| wreird || weird ||
|| wirirjes || writes ||
|| w || sense ||
|| yhauamtoegisy || thaumaturgist [Which is WHAT HE IS]||
|| you*& || you ||
|| you get my pinky || you get my point ||
|| yoy || you ||
|| Yo mewn || to mean ||

[[span class="userblue"]]**M_Kaufmann_120:**[[/span]] And there's [[span class="userwhite"]][http://scp-sandbox-3.wikidot.com/collab:ralliston-to-english a bunch more][[/span]] I can't even show you.

[[span class="usergreen"]]**K_Phillips_119:**[[/span]] Hahaha wow, you guys have that too? [[span class="userwhite"]][http://www.scpwiki.com/jakdragonx-rage-collection Dr. Reigen][[/span]] sometimes sends messages to the notification system using his phone, and early in the morning or late at night that shit is //not pretty.// Check out our **Reigen-to-English Dictionary** while I read yours.

||~ Gibberish he typed ||~ What he was probably going for ||
|| 9fobme || of me ||
|| ahcrennshot || screenshot ||
|| alajwhata || what's ||
|| anteater || antedate ||
|| autoxkyercy || autocorrect ||
|| baopelning || happening ||
|| bhellv || hell ||
|| Birther || birthday ||
|| bkuigieor9isw || bourgeoisie ||
|| bookmaklrk || bookmark ||
|| bozo|| //bonsai// ||
|| burgarlier || burglar ||
|| cokesrhs || kosher ||
|| colonlization || colonization ||
|| damint || damnit ||
|| dumv || dumb ||
|| eitheohtt || teeth ||
|| fart || art ||
|| fjck || fuck ||
|| Forrest || forest ||
|| furry || guru ||
|| gait birthdays || happy birthday ||
|| godonighoith || goodnight ||
|| goodmoromooing evevetone || good morning everyone ||
|| goosmigut || goodnight ||
|| gpivueles || poggers [how old is this guy?] ||
|| happwpn8ng || happening ||
|| Harty || Dr. H. Blank ||
|| hauury || Dr. H. Blank ||
|| hilarjsious || hilarious ||
|| hoogoos.oming || good morning ||
|| Hrwlaclpist? || what list? ||
|| hyptoheisticallyl aspeakinhg || hypothetically speaking ||
|| ibcuxent || incident ||
|| impissivle || impossible ||
|| inhave || have ||
|| it sfjckingb  || it's fucking ||
|| jakpp || Jakpoo ||
|| lile fekt || like feet ||
|| Lwrs || Let's ||
|| maolwl || make ||
|| me || the ||
|| mindnmill || [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4475 Mind Milk] ||
|| miseed || missed ||
|| moflm || not ||
|| mo || no ||
|| mom vore || MMM vore ||
|| named fropped || name dropped ||
|| not || now ||
|| np || no ||
|| ogodo nightl asdveveony || good night everyone ||
|| okaky || okay ||
|| P9goeors || poggers ||
|| pighers || poggers [WHY DOES HE TYPE THIS SO MUCH] ||
|| pleaww || please ||
|| proal;blebl! || probably ||
|| qhaitj is japppemokm || what is happening ||
|| qharhsl || what's || 
|| REALLG || really ||
|| remdoinders || reminders ||
|| screenshit || screenshot ||
|| send it my awy and I'll tookk at it kater || send it my way and I'll look at it later ||
|| tehehet || teeth ||
|| THIT || it ||
|| three || tell ||
|| the big ducks ass || the cold sucks ass ||
|| tobaject || abject ||
|| vchomniosss || homies ||
|| vlackmailes || blackmailed ||
|| wahtion || what in ||
|| wehat itin the fuck || what in the fuck ||
|| whantkhavecicm  || what have I missed ||
|| who Oxnard || catch ||

[[span class="userblue"]]**M_Kaufmann_120:**[[/span]] Oh my good lord, that's a thing of beauty!

[[span class="userblue"]]**M_Kaufmann_120:**[[/span]] Wait, I just remembered! Asheworth sent this to the Ontokinetics groupchat the other day:

[[include :scp-wiki:component:discord-chat-source |inc-source= --] ]]

[[include :scp-wiki:component:discord-chat-source |inc-user= --]
|user-id=ralliston
|username=Dir. Asheworth
|usericon=http://scp-sandbox-3.wdfiles.com/local--files/harry-blank-3/Ralliston.png
|usercolor=#CA56ED
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|user-id=ralliston
|username=Dir. Asheworth
|msg-time=2/22/21
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I pod ye s a pTawtatxbabdbtird to the t meimestwlt throwbii of to go
[[include :scp-wiki:component:discord-chat-source |inc-msg-end= --] ]]

[[include :scp-wiki:component:discord-chat-source |inc-end= --] ]]

[[span class="usergreen"]]**K_Phillips_119:**[[/span]] Wow, that's like... a skill-testing question, or something.

[[span class="userred"]]**D_Asheworth_120:**[[/span]] You gentlemen are aware that your messages were sent to the full listservs for Site-119 and Site-120, yes?

[[span class="userblue"]]**M_Kaufmann_120:**[[/span]] uh

[[span class="useryellow"]]**J_Reigen_119:**[[/span]] Hahaha wow, Asheworth, "Pissing Angela"?

[[span class="userred"]]**D_Asheworth_120:**[[/span]] You're one to talk, Mr. proal;blebl!

[[span class="useryellow"]]**J_Reigen_119:**[[/span]] I DISPUTE THAT ONE

[[span class="userred"]]**D_Asheworth_120:**[[/span]] I DISPUTE THEM ALL
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