#IsItWeirdThatIWantToFuckTheShark?

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So what is going on with the something where we have to get into the head of someone else and then we'll be getting our rocks on and off without thinking it through?

Bringing heads into the Collective is a good deed where you go to the next shift. When we meet a new fresh headspace then we can't be using it for our own fulfillment.

That is not a collective way.

An Oneiroi known only as JUDY for this flittering parchment in a sea of confusion slept in the head of an ARTIFICIAL LIFEBODY without even telling a single soul somewhere something.
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= ^^**metadream connection inspection detection of erection**^^

__//names have been changed to detect those who lack innocence//__

**GOLD:** //has fallen asleep//

**BOWL:** //has fallen asleep//

**SNOOPY:** //is peepin and sleepin real quiet-secret-like//

**GOLD:** Are you asleep, honey?

**BOWL:** Yeeees, omg I've waited so long for this I want to be there!

**GOLD:** Did you like that meme I made you?

**BOWL:** [/local--files/adult:is-it-weird-if-i-want-to-fuck-the-shark/JSos3s1.jpg this one right]

**GOLD:** Lol yes that one. I do still have the link I sent, you know.

**BOWL:** Sorry I meant to send you the one I made of u [/local--files/adult:is-it-weird-if-i-want-to-fuck-the-shark/UgL83hu.jpg I hope u like it.]

**GOLD:** CUTE

**GOLD:** Babe you're supposed to change the bottom text.

**BOWL:** OH crap sorry.

**GOLD:** It's ok 😊 Have you talked to that one scientist already? Right?

**Gold:** I thought about you all day =[

**BOWL:** Did, yeah. Mike was bothering me for training so I had to get rid of him first.

**GOLD:** Meaning?

**BOWL:** I had to train lol

**GOLD:** Pffft, dummy. So you talked to him?

**BOWL:** Yesh, I convinced him to try. He didn't want to do it at first cuz it's experimental and stuff but I'd probably saw my own head off and plug it into his dream machine if I thought that would work.

**GOLD:** Don't say that because I know you wouldn't 

**BOWL:** Ooohh yes**

**GOLD:** Havin fun there?

**BOWL:** OH LOL no i just meant that yeah i would 

**GOLD:** k ;) 

**GOLD:** I wish I could keep you like the little bits of dreamed grass that touched a million bodies and etched into a thousand heads, those memories back in dreams and then the sensation touching me back through time.

**GOLD:** Nah but your head isn't all i'd need of you ;)

**BOWL:** Damn <3

**GOLD:** Lol you suck at this hahaha

**BOWL:** Sorry sorry i never did this before you think im dumb

**GOLD:** It's fine baby, I know you're not used to this

**GOLD:** Here, this should help ;)

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**BOWL:** GOD I WANNA BE THAT LITTLE BIT OF SEAGRASS RIGHT NOW

**GOLD:** I'm excited too, but we must'nt shout.

**BOWL:** Yeah yeah I know Goldie but you’re beautiful

**GOLD:** <3 Now you 

**BOWL:** Eh.. S-sure.

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**GOLD:** Two dicks?!

**BOWL:** ... That’s all you can say? 

**GOLD:** No no baby, it looks great. Could pet them for hours ;)

**BOWL:** But but but I can only use one at the time!!

**GOLD:** .. Yeah you really suck babe haha 

**BOWL:** I mean.. I would really like that ;) 

**GOLD:** I can’t wait to ride your waves and that you put your -//censored//- in me and I will squeeze -censored- out of you all night. 🍆💦 

**BOWL:** Shit.. holy shit babe

**BOWL:** I mean, I love that, I mean, I would love that, I mean I would fuck you to the whole night 🐟 

**GOLD:** Slightly better babe, keep practicing ;) 

**GOLD:** Tbf, the only thing that I’m kinda nervous about is that jk, you’re a sort of a shark and sharks are.. rough

**GOLD:** But only half shark so maybe im worrying for nothing

**BOWL:** But.. I’m still supposed to hit shark 

**GOLD:** Don’t worry love, I think we will be fine an have -censored- great -censored- together 

**BOWL:** Well.. If you say so.. You know we can also reproduce asexual right?

**GOLD:** Are you flipping kidding me right now babe? 

**BOWL:** Okay so no good suggestion.

**GOLD:** Hahaha nope, but jk back to the fun part. 

**BOWL:** Yeah, don’t you have something to help me some more? 

**GOLD:** Quick learning there ;)

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**BOWL:** Wat the… What did you put in yourself?

**GOLD:** Sea cucumber :D

**BOWL:** Well.. I was not ready for that but I would love to be that sea cucumber 

**GOLD:** In your case double sea cucumber

**BOWL:** I already told you that I can use one at the time babe

**GOLD:** Not the point bowlie 

**BOWL:** Oh yeah right. 



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T'LOCALAN STOLE THIS STUFF FROM THE FUZZ
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The entity shoves the researcher away and turns a large handle on the right side of the machine down, then drops to the floor. One of the armored individuals throws a punch, which misses the humanoid but hits and penetrates the mirror, which shatters immediately. There is a flash of purple light and the sound of explosives. The feed is distorted and cut immediately after. [[/cell]]
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**Broadway** - Flagler College - //St. Augustine, Florida//

It should be illegal and instant death if you try to cross between the land of sleepytime and awakeytime for a booty call. I don't care how cool your football helmet is.

Who thinks we should hunt down the Oneiroi this Punch was looking to get his hands on and wake 'em up permanent-like?
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**BIG TEXAS CUMMER**

Maybe we should mind our own business?
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**Broadway** - Flagler College - //St. Augustine, Florida//


Who is letting all these perverts sleep on boats. That's where ALL perversion comes from.
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**Lord Kissinger the Buttless**

You know, it's like Big Jeffrey always said: DROP 'EM!
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**Big Jeffrey** - Titanic - Atlantic Ocean

Hell yeah my man.
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**Protectron Duolinko**

Guys for real tho this can be a big time rush threat to us if u can even think what if when the shark manta ray thing gets a shark Punch baby then what do we even do here the line is fucked up and that line is SO IMPORTANT you know serioiusly lmpao
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**Tsar Time** - Lives in a clock

Listen up, I have a plan.

Let's just go fucking kill Judy and then we have the argument as to whether or not that was a good idea. Saves everyone time and way more fun.
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**Lord Kissinger the Buttless**
maybe we just chase her out of town whtv it takes to keep gross dry meats out of this sexless sea of dreams
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**Protectron Duolinko** 
lmao did u know cock and clock sound kind of same
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**Tsar Time**

yes
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**T'LOCALAN**

@Broadway I don't like things I did being taken without me saying its cool. Consent is important. Second I didnt get this to start a fishing trip for witches. There's nothing wrong with what they share and we should all listen to Big Texas Cummer and leave them alone.
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**Broadway**

you're just whining because you didnt get to put it up first and now everybody hates you for countering the will of the dreams. you really think ANY good can come of this? Bro yuo rarded or something?
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**T'LOCALAN** - Actually buys newspapers
Not cool. I'm not making dad for breakfast anymore. I'm going back West, they're marginally less like murder hobos there.
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**BIG TEXAS CUMMER**

I want to be the batlteship
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= ^^**metadream connection inspection detection of erection**^^
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__//names have been changed to detect those who lack innocence//__

**GOLD:** //has fallen asleep//

**BOWL:** //has joined the collective//

**GOLD:** Baby are you there?

**BOWL:** Im here are you ok???

**GOLD:** been better...

**BOWL:** i think you have to come with me 

**GOLD:** Meaning?

**BOWL:** in my head

**GOLD:** Are you in a safe spot for me to try that?

**BOWL:** no... but you aren't in a safe spot either

**GOLD:** What's the sense in getting us both killed?

**BOWL:** there's rules here. I can get us out somewhere safe. Tahiti? Someplace we both like.

**GOLD:** I don't know this might just have been supposed to be a fling and now it feels like the whole world is dreaming me dead.

**BOWL:** Do you love me?

**GOLD:** 

**BOWL:** Judy, please. Do you love me?

**GOLD:** I do. I just have a hard time imagining us being together now.

**BOWL:** If you come to this place, I can bring you into our world.

**GOLD:** I miss the fun times. I miss just me and you. Do you promise you'll keep everything else out of your head?

**BOWL:** yes.

**GOLD:** Let's try it then.

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##purple|WAKE ME UP INSIDE##

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+ ONEIROI SEA
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5,931,422 Oneiroi reading now

**Broadway** shared a ##blue|**link**##.
##gray|They're getting away##

Look at this sick shit!

++ Punch and Judy, puppets of a lovesick culture?
++++ WE SENT PEOPLE IN HEADS TO GET FRESH DREAMS | THE WRONG KIND OF HARVEST - GOING BACK TO MEAT SPACE | PROTECTING YOUR KIDS FROM ENDING UP CRAVING DOUBLEVISION
##gray|PUNCH.JUDY.IMG##
##gray|Like - Comment - Share##
##blue|54.5k oneiroi## like this.
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,,**##blue|Lavender Twin##** dam this is gross alexa play xxxtentacion,,
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,,**##blue|Gidbliss##** no happy endings for them i didnt get one thought i fell in love turns out i had hemmerhoids like moles,,
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,,**##blue|Kaiser Winhelm##** anyone else kind of think broadway going all this way is hot?,,
,,January 7 at 6:27pm · Like,,

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##purple|Merging operation beginning... merging event has not been success ##

##purple|Dreamspace havoc activation, switching corresponding locations both within and out of the mind ##

##purple|Dream mind successfully active in corporeal body. Corporeal body has been manifested within dreamspace. ##

##purple|You can't have your cake and fuck it too##


= [[[SCP-1767| Oh, Judy, what's love ever done for you?]]]

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