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[[include :scp-wiki:component:pride-highlighter |inc-s9-animp= --]]] [[>]] [[module Rate]] [[/>]] > > > //Kit may have believed that once, but now he had seen things and felt things and fucked things that no one else knew of – amazingly beautiful things, indescribable horrors he scribbled in notebooks with his heart racing and his breath short, things that were meant to be mundane but spoke and looked and stared at him.// > > > Kit deserves a pretty hub, but pretty hubs take time, so this is Under Construction. Please excuse the dust, unexpected noises, and the occasional creation of swarms of butterflies. You can read these in a-n-y order and they'll make the same amount of sense: none. Because --Kit is not a person-- Because Kit cannot be easily explained in his actions and worlds. I suggest you start at the top and work down. I suggest you wear a hard hat. I suggest you hold tight to that hard hat and watch out for wrenches thrown by curious creatures with no hands and only tongues. [http://www.scp-wiki.net/and-then-kit-slept And Then, Kit Slept] //in which we discover our --hero-- --protagonist-- unwilling victim dismissing his new life in favour of eye tattoos and butterflies.// [http://www.scp-wiki.net/kit-s-bloomin-adventure Kit's Bloomin' Adventure] //in which Kit enters an alleyway, takes some wrong turns along the way and has Eldritch-like sex with a being who seems only composed of nerves and sexual heat.// [http://www.scp-wiki.net/kit-s-brotherhood Kit's Brotherhood] //in which we find out that Kit isn't alone, but may as well be.// [http://www.scp-wiki.net/the-duvet-queen The Duvet Queen] //in which Kit --writes-- doesn't write a poem and he wakes up on the floor again, pens stuck to the side of his face.// [http://www.scp-wiki.net/kit-s-horror-hospital-of-horror Kit's Horror Hospital] //in which Kit is finally detained in a mental health hospital only to be stalked by a [http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1471 being] well-known to the Foundation.// [http://www.scp-wiki.net/that-one-time-kit-tried-to-kill-himself That One Time Kit Tried to Kill Himself] //in which Kit tries to kill himself, survives, and discovers the alleyway that changes his very existence forever.// [http://www.scp-wiki.net/kit-s-fate Loskon in the Making] //in which we find out about Kit's past, and how it led him by the hand to where he is now.// [http://www.scp-wiki.net/live-now-tomorrow-we-die Live Now. Tomorrow, We Die] //in which Kit is a stray animal, taken in by the man who destroyed his mind.// [http://www.scp-wiki.net/twenty-minutes Twenty Minutes] //in which we - and Kit - find out it takes only 20 minutes to erase someone's self, identity and mind forever.// [http://www.scp-wiki.net/an-arm-and-a-leg An Arm and a Leg] //in which Kit pays a visit to the Meat Market.// [http://www.scp-wiki.net/the-storyteller Kit, The Storyteller] //in which Kit, uh, tells a story.// [http://www.scp-wiki.net/no-racing-by-horse-drawn-vehicles No Racing by Horse-Drawn Vehicles] //in which we find a fun little bagatelle.// [http://www.scp-wiki.net/kit-always-used-to-think-she-was-cool Kit Always Used to Think She was Cool] //in which Kit watches from a distance and fits together with someone like a broken jigsaw.// [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/trans-formative Dawn ponders on trans*forming] //And he puts his hand up there. Finds nothing but budding mountains and air. Silently withdraws. Rolls over on his side// [http://www.scp-wiki.net/i-wish-you-weren-t-here I Wish You Weren't Here] //I wish you weren't here.// [http://www.scp-wiki.net/and-then-gabriel-slept And Then, Gabriel Slept] //SCP-KIT is Kit is Kit is Kit is Kit is Kit who is Kit where is Kit why is Kit// __The Kit Christmas Mini Saga 2017__ [http://www.scp-wiki.net/kit-s-christmas-miracle-pt-1 One Kit and an (Anomalous) Baby Pt. 1] //in which Kit tries to have a peaceful Christmas alone.// [http://www.scp-wiki.net/one-kit-and-an-anomalous-baby-pt-2 One Kit and an (Anomalous) Baby Pt. 2] //in which Kit doesn't have a peaceful Christmas alone.// [http://www.scp-wiki.net/one-kit-and-an-anomalous-baby-pt-3 One Kit and an (Anomalous) Baby the Penultimate Chapter] //in which Kit tells a festive tale of a boy with no skin and a monster who lived in his house.// [http://www.scp-wiki.net/one-kit-and-an-anomalous-baby-the-finale One Kit and an (Anomalous) Baby - the Finale] //in which things get Too Real and no-one has a peaceful Christmas.// __Supplementary Information___ [[collapsible show="Loskon, boy-ya, stunker - The Slang Used in the World of Kit" hide="We've all got a house on fire."]] **A house on fire** = a plan, normally positive. **Boss** = a boyfriend; sexually, the guy who gives. **Boy-ya** = a subordinate, a yes-man; sexually, the guy who receives. **Jack** = to obtain or steal something. **Kitlet** = a kid, though not always a child, normally someone younger than the speaker. **Knock** = to know/understand; from 'to knock on wood'. Sometimes accompanied by tapping your own head. **Lock** = a deal or agreement. **Loskon** = someone crazy, unpredictable; vulnerable in some way to getting taken advantage of. **Mocker** = a con person; a double-crosser. **Persuasion** = weapon **Quote (me) the stars** = tell how much money or make an offer. **Skop, skiet en donder** = literally 'kick, shoot and thunder' in Afrikaans. In slang, it basically means 'Are you looking for a fight/beating', depending on the circumstances. **Stunker** = a blunt, homemade weapon such as a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baton_(law_enforcement) billy club.] //All these terms have some flexibility within the alleyway world. For example, you may call a partner in a casual sexual encounter 'boss', but you wouldn't just call someone who is your superior 'boss', though they may call you 'boy-ya' with no sexual intentions. It's about context over meaning.// [[/collapsible]] [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box |author=Zara Calico]] ===== > **Author:** [[*user Zara Calico]] > **License:** CC BY-SA 3.0 > **Source Link:** http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/kit-s-home-hub-of-happening ===== [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box-end]]