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[[>]] [[module Rate]] [[/>]] [[=]] > ##red|This series has been discontinued. Abandoned. It's dead in the water.## > > ##red|Apologies to anyone disappointed, but I just don't care anymore.## > > ##red|Apathy is a hell of a thing.## [[/=]] [[collapsible show="+ If you'd like to see what did make it in, click here."]] > "Finn, do you think our lives would make for an interesting story?" > > "Um. Probably not. I mean, I spend most of my time staring at a computer screen. Or eating. Or sleeping." > > "Oh, come on. We have adventures." > > "Getting groceries is not an adventure, Allie." > > "It could be." > > "That was //one time//." > > "Right, but like, how many times did we do something //one// time?" > > "Okay, that, uh. That's actually a decent point." > > "So if we did have a story- like a series, I guess? What do you think it would be called?" > > "Probably something dumb. Like a joke based on some gimmick within the tales." > > "Like what?" > > "Like..." + Learning the Alphabet with Aldon & Finnegan > "Damn straight my name's first." > > "Oh, shut up." * **Prologue** * "A" is for [[[Anart Antics]]] * **Are We Consecrated Yet?** * "B" is for [[[Boron Blisters]]] * "C" is for [[[Covert Cursing]]] * "͟7"̵ i̶s ̛f͘ór [[[Divine Demands | Dún̨ḱin D͜o͠nut̡ś]]] * "E" is for [[[Exasperated Efforts]]] * "F" is for [[[Facetious Fanatics]]] * "G" is for [[[Gray God]]] * **INTERLUDE 1** (By [[[djkaktus]]]) * "H" is for [[[Hugo Hijinks]]] * **Finnegan Has Nobody to Hang Out With** * "I" is for [[[Involuntary Isolation]]] * "J" is for [[[Jam Jars]]] * "K" is for [[[Killing Knowledge]]] * "L" is for [[[Library Lifeline]]] * "M" is for [[[Mental Mazes]]] * **INTERLUDE 2** (By [[[kalinin-s-personnel-file | Kalinin]]]) * "N" is for [[[Nazi Nonsense]]] * "N̡" ́i̵s̵ a̧l̷so͡ ͜f̷or [[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/nondescript-nose | Na̧҉҉u̶͜͡g̨h̀͜t͠y ̧N̴͜e̵c͏͠͝ŕ͞o͘͜p̶͡h̡̀͠il̴̢͠e̵̢ś]]] * **ACT 3** * COMING IN A VERY LONG TIME * COMING AT SOME POINT IN THE FUTURE * COMING AT A TIME THAT IS NOT THE PAST * COMING WHEN THE FUTURE IS THE PAST * **INTERLUDE 3** (By [[[decibelle | Decibelles]]]) * S is for [[[super-stars | S☆U☆P☆E☆R S☆T☆A☆R☆S☆!]]] * **ACT 4** * COMING WHEN BREAK'S OVER * COMING AT SOME POINT * COMING IN TOO LONG A TIME TO GET HYPED ABOUT IT * COMING WHEN I FIGURE OUT HOW TO FINISH IT * COMING WHILE I WONDER WHY I DECIDED TO MAKE A 26-PART SERIES * COMING THE MOMENT I SLAY THIS THING * **EPILOGUE** * COMING AND GOING [[/collapsible]]