Link to article: 'Lego MiniThinkers' (8Y9D5/2X4H7/S89M2).
theme:mcd
:scp-wiki:component:license-box
:scp-wiki:component:license-box-end
[[include theme:mcd]] [[>]] [[module Rate]] [[/>]] ||||~ 8Y9D5/2X4H7/S89M2|| ||~ Status||Selling|| ||~ Demand||Low|| ||~ Value||100 USD/74.80 GBP per item|| ||~ Availability||Established Supply Chain|| ||~ Identifier||Lego MiniThinkers|| ||~ Description||Humanoid miniature plastic figurines created in the style of those produced by Lego A/S. Individual items vary in appearance and are modular in construction. Items are sentient and capable of independent motion.|| ||||~ Marshall, Carter and Dark, Ltd.|| ---- ||||||||~ Initial Report|| ||~ Author || Teodor Nordskov ||~ Date || February 08, 1979|| ||~ Interest||Low||~ Identifier||Lego MiniThinkers|| ||||||||Items were discovered after the sub rosa corporate takeover which was managed under orders from Mr. Carter. Upon review of the company's inventory, the items and their properties were discovered. Previously, Lego A/S had been automatically neutralizing the items via placement in large tubs of water for 1 hour and selling the unremarkable variant. Practice continues due to inexpensive bulk supply and the supplier's insistence on only providing the current version of the items. || ||||~ File Opened Under:|||| 8Y9D5/2X4H7/S89M2 || ||||||||~ Marshall, Carter and Dark, Ltd.|| ---- ||||||~ Tracking Information|| ||||||~ 8Y9D5/2X4H7/S89M2 || ||~ Owner ||~ Date ||~ Comments|| || Godtfred Kirk Christiansen || February 06, 1979 || Initial Discovery. || || Doctor Wondertainment || February 17, 1979 || Shipment of 10,000 items was received from an associate of Doctor Wondertainment.|| || Marshall, Carter and Dark Ltd. || November 08, 1979 || Item placed for sale in preparation for the Christmas spike.|| || Angelina Baar || December 19, 1979 || 200 items purchased.|| || Angelina Baar || May 05, 1980 || Attempted to return 198 items for monetary compensation. Request denied.|| ||||||||~ Marshall, Carter and Dark, Ltd.|| ---- ||||||~ Inventory Information|| ||||||~ 8Y9D5/2X4H7/S89M2 || ||~ Owner ||~ Quantity ||~ Comments|| || Marshall, Carter and Dark Ltd. || 75,532 (26 Crates) || Available from Supplier on demand. || || The Foundation || 52 || Stored as anomalous item. || || Doctor Wondertainment || N/A || Supplier. || || Customers || ~15,000 || Items commonly purchased for use as children's toys. || || Others || Unknown || An unknown quantity of unremarkable variants entered circulation prior to MC&D involvement. || ||||||||~ Marshall, Carter and Dark, Ltd.|| ---- ||||||||~ External Report 01|| ||||||||~ 8Y9D5/2X4H7/S89M2 || ||~ Organisation || Wondertainment Incorporated ||~ Acquired || February 17, 1979|| ||~ Method of Acquisition |||||| Initial Dr. Wondertainment shipment. || ||||||||~ Document || |||||||| **__Dr. Wondertainment's Significant Minifigures!™__** _ _ Hey there new guys! I heard about the change in management and wanted you wonderful wondertainers to know //all about// **Dr. Wondertainment's Significant Minifigures!™** _ _ They build! They play! They write bedtime stories! Just plop them down in front of a kid full of childish energy and watch the magic happen! And don't worry about playtime getting stale, **Dr. Wondertainment's Significant Minifigures!™** do //**something new** every day!// __Wow!__|| ||||||||~ Marshall, Carter and Dark, Ltd.|| ---- ||||||||~ Memo 01|| ||||||||~ 8Y9D5/2X4H7/S89M2 || ||~ Sender || Anthony Young ||~ Recipient || Teodor Nordskov|| |||||||| Concerning the attempted return of the items by Angelina Baar. _ _ While her request was denied, I fear that we may have lost one of our more reliable customers. Specifically, she expressed concerns over the actions of the items as time progressed. _ _ According to her written complaint, she's upset about the items participating in "miniature lynch mobs and general barbarism". I don't think she'll be buying anything else in the foreseeable future - not until this is resolved, at least.|| ||||||||~ Marshall, Carter and Dark, Ltd.|| ---- ||||||||~ Memo 02|| ||||||||~ 8Y9D5/2X4H7/S89M2 || ||~ Sender || Teodor Nordskov ||~ Recipient || [http://www.scp-wiki.net/i-have-the-right-to-be-forgotten Anthony Young]|| |||||||| Send her the altered blurb as well as the document and put this exchange on the main file so I won't get more of these memos. _ _ __Attachment 1:__ _ _ **__Dr. Wondertainment's Significant Minifigures!™__** _ _ Hey there! I wanted all you wonderful wondertainers to know //all about// **Dr. Wondertainment's Significant Minifigures!™** _ _ They build! They play! They write bedtime stories! Just plop them down in front of a kid full of childish energy and watch the magic happen! And don't worry about playtime getting stale, **Dr. Wondertainment's Significant Minifigures!™** know //**exactly** what your kid wants to do!// __Wow!__ _ _ __Attachment 2:__ _ _ "Identification of mental illness and homicidal tendencies in young children"; //Prometheus Labs Psychological Division//; 26 July 1979.|| ||||||||~ Marshall, Carter and Dark, Ltd.|| [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box]] [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box-end]]