Log of Non-Anomalous Items

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**Foreword:** The SCP Foundation has discovered a substantial number of items that are not anomalous. We've listed them here just in case any sites need some extra stuff.

– Dr. █████ █████, Head of Research, Site ██
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**Item Description:** A lamp with a switch. When plugged in and the switch is flipped, the light will turn on.
**Date of Recovery:** ██-██-████
**Location of Recovery:** A lamp store in Baltimore.
**Current Status:** Kept in Dr. Kelp's office.
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**Item Description:** A can of Sprite with 'shaken very well >:)' [sic] written in sharpie on it. When opened, no fizz occurred.
**Date of Recovery:** ██-██-████
**Location of Recovery:** The Site-19 cafeteria.
**Current Status:** In a recycling bin.
//Notes: It's theorized that the can sat around for quite a while before being opened causing the shaking to do nothing.// - Junior Researcher Furrow
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**Item Description:** A fridge. When a banana is placed inside it, the fridge will cause the banana's skin to become black although no damage to the banana itself has been recorded.
**Date of Recovery:** ██-██-████
**Location of Recovery:** Bought from a Best Buy located in Mumbai, India.
**Current Status:** Used in the Area-43 breakroom.
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**Item Description:** A 1-rupee coin that when flipped, has a 50% chance of landing heads up and a 50% chance of landing tails up.
**Date of Recovery:** ██-██-████
**Location of Recovery:** Received as change during the purchase of the previous object.
**Current Status:** Kept in a high-security storage locker.
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**Item Description:** A McRib sandwich. When offered to any Vegan, all have universally refused to eat it.
**Date of Recovery:** ██-██-████
**Location of Recovery:** Obtained from the ██ ██████'█ chain fast food restaurant.
**Current Status:** Decommissioned by Junior Researcher Furrow.
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**Item Description:** The cadaver of a 48-year-old human male. Appears to have died by natural causes.
**Date of Recovery:** ██-██-████
**Location of Recovery:** Formerly Junior Researcher Furrow.
**Current Status:** Kept at the Site-96 Morgue.
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**Item Description:** A copy of the board game Monopoly. All tests involving the object resulted in 1 or more participants overturning the table it was being played on.
**Date of Recovery:** ██-██-████
**Location of Recovery:** It was added to the Site-78 breakroom during the Site's creation.
**Current Status:** Kept in a low-value storage locker.
//Notes: I don't know what kind of monster decided to add that to a place where people are meant to relax!// - Junior Researcher Lyle
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**Item Description:** A large statue made of concrete and rebar. When stared at, it does not move. When not stared at, it does not move.
**Date of Recovery:** ██-██-████
**Location of Recovery:** A graveyard in Kentucky
**Current Status:** Has not been moved, it is still the headstone for Langely Keiren's grave.
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**Item Description:** A box of assorted fruit-flavored hard candies. All candies taste like their fruit counterparts aside from the banana-flavored candies which have a flavor unlike how any baseline banana tastes.
**Date of Recovery:** ██-██-████
**Location of Recovery:** Jim's Deli in Brooklyn New York
**Current Status:** Returned to Jim's Deli.
//Notes: Jim's Deli does not accept returns. So if any personnel who live in Brooklyn wish, they may use the Foundation's $1.35 credit at Jim's Deli using the coupon code: ████-████-████// - Dr. Higgins
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**Item Description:** A bed formerly owned by Iris Dark. When slept in for at least 10 hours, 90% of subjects will wake up feeling well-rested.
**Date of Recovery:** ██-██-████
**Location of Recovery:** Recovered during a raid on an MC&D Warehouse. The bed was found in the upstairs area which was supposedly used as a safe house location for Dark.
**Current Status:** Used in D-class cell 7,416 at Site-89.
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**Item Description:** An O5 keycard.
**Date of Recovery:** ██-██-████
**Location of Recovery:** O5-7's pocket.
**Current Status:** Kept in a secure storage locker at Site-█
//Notes: I had no idea. It has just been sitting in my pocket since I was promoted and I never even considered the possibility of it being non-anomalous! What a fool I was.// - O5-7

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