Boxercrat Solstice's Punchfolio (LORDXVNV's auth. pg.)

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++++ NOTICE FROM THE CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE COORDINATION AND PROJECTS OPERATION COMMAND OFFICE
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The following projects have been under the purview of CICAPOCO Boxercrat Solstice. Please direct request for Boxercrat Solstice's assistance to the CICAPOCO Section of Personnel Capabilities.

--Boxercrat Solstice (Please do not contact me directly about selachians you want to see pugilisated. I have my own priorities. This means you, %%title%%)

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> Please see below for my project punchfolio. By my own reckoning, my work has led to the pugilification of over 803,420,609 naturally occurring Selachian Entities.
> 
> Unfortunately, the Centre seems to be suffering from some extra-universal contamination.
> 
> Personally, I blame my cousin for stealing my credentials and dumping his fanfiction on my work laptop.
> 
> If need be, I volunteer him for selachification and pugilation.

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[https://discord.gg/7vYAkGdjBT Join my Discord server] to discuss my works, SCP or otherwise!
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+ The Stories that Best Represent LORDXVNV

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++++ - [[[SCP-8008]]] - Time Pervert

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++++ - [[[SCP-6987]]] - Your Legally Entitled Coverage As An Employee of the SCP Foundation (Provided by Goldbaker-Reinz Ltd.) 

//They are the only insurer with a proven record when it comes to anomalous, esoteric, and extremely rare world-changing "black swan" events. They've got a most-likely anomalous model for forecasting the probability and impact of these kinds of events, which of course is proprietary. Rest assured, though — our best and our brightest have pored over every contract we've had with them and every payout in every year, and we can trust them to adhere to our contracts to the letter.//

//And of course, Goldbaker-Reinz will aid you in your mundane insurance needs as well.//

//We're so happy you decided to join our Foundation family, and we hope your career is a long and fruitful one.//


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++++ -  [[[SCP-7997]]] - Corporate Apotheosis 

SCP-7997, or "the company", is Brachistone Shoe Polish Company, a publicly-traded specialty shoe polish manufacturer which achieved apotheosis on July 23rd, 2021.

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++++ - [[[top 5 colleges|These 5 Colleges are the Best for Learning Dark Powers! Number 1 Will SHOCK You!]]] 

//We scoured the interwebz (even the magickal Dark Web) to put together these reviews of the 5 best colleges for studying Things Man Was Not Meant To Know.//

An exploration of the "Broken Masquerade clickbait" genre.


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++++ - [[[cck-class-copyright-infringement-lawsuit-scenario|CCK-Class--Sorry, Original Character Interaction Story]]] 

//"[DATA EXPUNGED]!" the legally-distinct cyborg samurai clad in dark armor shouted as he lunged for the Ring of Nibelung, deflecting the Foundation mad-scientist's (credentials: captain of Foundation Space Starship SCP-2063, mad scientist, grandfather) ontokinetic retroactive existence eraser fireball with his vibrating British science-wand as he did so.//

Quite possibly the only tale to be the subject of a request for takedown via admin fiat.


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++++ - [[[deusvolt|Deus Volt!]]] 

Mike Pence, Electric Karcist.


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++++ - [[[SPC-105]]] - WORLD IRIS 

//The Centre realized that one day soon, the future would look like selachians being punched in the face forever, and it knew it had to dream bigger. And I was there, leading the transformation.//

//It's been longer than that, and I'm not leaving any time soon. This is the best job a girl could ask for.//

A format-screw for the Shark Punching Centre format. Featuring everyone's waifu, Iris Thompson.

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[[tab Other Collabs!]]
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|written_by=LORDXVNV and Ralliston|
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|written_by=Liryn and LORDXVNV|
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|written_by=LORDXVNV and Prismal|
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note: I wrote Entry 1, "The Handlers".|
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[[tab Endorsements!]]
"every time i read anything lord has written its the most cursed shit ive ever seen and also somehow compelling writing"
--[[*User stephlynch]]

"u know what lord youre officially the coolest author in my eyes tbh"
--[[*User stephlynch]], again. The context is embarrassing so don't google my username.

"spc fucking sucks but you do it incredibly well"
--[[*user Ralliston]]
 
"Every time I saw it plugged I rolled my eyes and said nah because the title looked boring and I am not boring so we wouldn’t have been a good couple but I just read it and it’s so funny please everyone go read this garbage and +1 it"
--[[*User Pedagon]], on [[[CCK-class "Copyright Infringement Lawsuit" Scenario]]]

"I hope to someday rip your intestines from those ears of yours for making me read that utterly deranged series of paragraphs"
--[[*User JakDragonX]], on [[[deusvolt |Deus Volt!]]]

"It's excellently written and has a lot of fun ideas and characterization and lore. It can't be canon because you're insane and I'm not allowing this perversion of my timeline but i desperately want it to be so"
--[REDACTED]

"you were already crazy before"
--[[*User Aftokrator]]

"sharks are good"
--[[*User Lt Flops]], current most prolific Shark Punching Center author

"Cheese man infringes copyright." 
--[[*User NebulousStar]]

"I thought you were just some normal guy.

But now that I know you're actually the lordxvnv, one of the most beloved and professional SCP authors"
-- Hyperray


"Do you want one more quote for your author page?" 
-- [[*User Grigori Karpin]]
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Some very awesome people have made art of my works. Check out their pages below!
[[collapsible show="+SCP-6433: All The Time You Could Ever Want (SunnyClockwork)"]]
[[[A Sunny Day at the Clockwork Gallery]]]
[[=image https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/local--files/lordxvnv/dfcops8-d01934ce-4e0e-4268-8bd6-9c8a20c21121.webp]]
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[[collapsible show="+Death of Ice Spider (Luxaiko)"]]
[[[aiko-artpage|Luxaiko's Confetti]]]
[[=image ice%20spider.png]]
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[[collapsible show="+SPC-6500 (DodoDevil)"]]
[[[dodos-arts-and-crafts-corner|Dodo's Arts and Crafts Corner]]]
[[=image https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/dodos-arts-and-crafts-corner/Shark-Full-2.jpg]]
[[/collapsible]]

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[[collapsible show="+SCP-6483 (Ignota)"]]
[[[art:art-mycotherapy-6483-pix |Ignota's SCP-6483 Pixel Fanart]]]
[[=image https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/local--files/lordxvnv/QIfOAmT.gif]]
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[[collapsible show="+Agente Shuffle's 2021 Art Exchange Gifts!"]]
[[[art:Agente Shuffle's 2021 Art Exchange Gifts |Agente Shuffle's 2021 Art Exchange Gifts]]]
[[*user Agente Shuffle]] made these for 2021's Art Exchange, and they are //so much more// than I ever anticipated! I'm really grateful and I encourage you to check them out!
A sample:
[[=image https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/local--files/lordxvnv/SolarBloodlineIII.webp]]
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[[collapsible show="+Catboy Asheworth (LOVEMARGINAL)"]]
[[[art:loveterminal|˚₊✩‧₊LOVEMARGINAL’s art hub!!˚₊✩‧₊]]]
[[=image https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/local--files/lordxvnv/catboyyasheworth]]
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[[collapsible show="+Muddy Skies (DarkArtist)"]]
[[[art:darkartists-muddy-skies-art|DarkArtist's Muddy Skies Art]]]
[[=image https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/art:darkartists-muddy-skies-art/muddy-skies.png]]
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[[collapsible show="Alex Thorley Dreams of Sushi (Ol1cus)"]]
[[=image https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/local--files/lordxvnv/F0HvGT_WcAE-ahN]]
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In the event that I should leave the site, defined as being inactive for greater than 5 years, any co-authored pages should go to their co-authors except for deletion rights. Any collaborative pages should go to either the co-authors or to MAST. 

If I cannot be contacted for a period greater than 1 month, anyone currently working on a collaboration with me should feel free to complete and post it as they see fit so long as they provide me with co-author credit.

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