Main Page

Link to article: Main Page.

div#extra-div-2::before {
    content: var(--header-title, "");
}
div#extra-div-2::after {
    content: var(--header-subtitle, "");
}

```
margin-top:4px;
```

background:#f9f9f9;border:solid 1px #ddd;padding:0 0.5em 0.5em;margin-top:4px;margin-bottom:4px;

```
text-align:center;margin:0.4em;
```
```
display:flex;
```

flex:1 1 50%;margin-right:2px;background:#f5fffa;border:solid 1px #cef2e0;padding:0 0.5em 0.5em;

background:#cef2e0;border:solid 1px #aaa;margin:0.5em 0;padding:0.2em 0.4em;

width:140px;float:left; margin-right:4px; margin-bottom:4px;font-size:90%;

```
text-align:right;
```

background:#cef2e0;border:solid 1px #aaa;margin:0.5em 0;padding:0.2em 0.4em;

width:140px;float:right; margin-right:4px; margin-bottom:4px;font-size:90%;

```
text-align:right;
```

flex:1 1 50%;marigin-left:2px;background:#f5faff;border:solid 1px #cedff2;padding:0 0.5em 0.5em;

background:#cedff2;border:solid 1px #aaa;margin:0.5em 0;padding:0.2em 0.4em;

width:141px;float:right; margin-left:4px; margin-bottom:4px;font-size:90%;

```
text-align:right;
```

background:#cedff2;border:solid 1px #a3b0bf;margin:0.5em 0;padding:0.2em 0.4em;

width:140px;float:right; margin-left:4px; margin-bottom:4px;font-size:90%;

```
text-align:right;
```

background:#fff5fa;border:solid 1px #f2cedd;padding:0 0.5em 0.5em;margin-top:4px;margin-bottom:4px;

background:#f2cedd;border:solid 1px #bfa3af;margin:0.5em 0;padding:0.2em 0.4em;

width:300px;float:right; margin-left:4px; margin-bottom:4px;font-size:90%;

```
text-align:right;
```

background:#faf5ff;border:solid 1px #ddcef2;padding:0 0.5em 0.5em;margin-top:4px;margin-bottom:4px;

background:#ddcef2;border:solid 1px #afa3bf;margin:0.5em 0;padding:0.2em 0.4em;

```
text-align:right;
```

(none)

[[include :scp-wiki:theme:scpedia]]
[[module css]]
div#extra-div-2::before {
    content: var(--header-title, "");
}
div#extra-div-2::after {
    content: var(--header-subtitle, "");
}
[[/module]]
[[>]]
[[module rate]]
[[/>]]
[[div style="margin-top:4px;"]]
[[/div]]
[[include :scp-wiki:component:author-label-source start=--
|name=Fish^12]]
I like the idea of Esterberg. I do not have the energy to write a full Wikipedia article. I stole the mainpage off of Wikipedia instead. This is my [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/me-joined-military| Author Page]!
[[include :scp-wiki:component:author-label-source end=--]]
[[div style="background:#f9f9f9;border:solid 1px #ddd;padding:0 0.5em 0.5em;margin-top:4px;margin-bottom:4px;"]]
[[div style="text-align:center;margin:0.4em;"]]
@@ @@
[[size 200%]]Welcome to [# Wikipedia],[[/size]]

[[size 95%]]the [# free] [# encyclopedia] that [# anyone can edit].[[/size]]

[[size 95%]][# 9,554,595] articles in [# English][[/size]]

[[/div]]
[[/div]]

[[div style="display:flex;"]]

[[div style="flex:1 1 50%;margin-right:2px;background:#f5fffa;border:solid 1px #cef2e0;padding:0 0.5em 0.5em;"]]
[[div style="background:#cef2e0;border:solid 1px #aaa;margin:0.5em 0;padding:0.2em 0.4em;"]]
[[size 120%]]**From today's featured article**[[/size]]
[[/div]]
[[div style="width:140px;float:left; margin-right:4px; margin-bottom:4px;font-size:90%;"]]
[[image reactor2.png]]
The Stein-III reactor at rest
[[/div]]
**[# Stein-III reactor]** //(pictured)// is an [# Akiva-based] [# electricity] generating reactor, originally patented by [# Prometheus Labs] in 1989, and developed by the [# SCP Foundation] after the company fell into [# bankruptcy]. It is the first Akiva based reactor and first [# anomalous] power source to be used by the public after the [# Dissolution of the Veil Policy]. The Stein-III reactor also features prominently in the [# Whole Earth Campaign] organized by the [# Manna Charitable Foundation] as part of their yearly [# environmentalism] month, which saw great success in reducing [# carbon emissions] in [# North America].

In 2027, [# NPR Active Reporting] discovered [# controversial] information on the development and use of the Stein-III reactors. The SCP Foundation performed Akiva experimentation on large numbers of [# religious] artifacts and populations, specifically those that produced notable amounts of Akiva radiation during the 1990s. The artifacts were either borrowed from [# normalcy organizations] or stolen from various religious sects, and the populations were sourced from remote Southern Christian churches. Most of these experiments are ethically dubious, violating [# right to privacy], [# right to religious freedom], and [# right to ownership]. (**[# Full article...]**)
[[div style="text-align:right;"]]
Recently Featured: [# Mister Fish] - //[# A. mexicanum]// - [# History of the Chicago Spirit (organized crime)] - //[# Hanged King's Tragedy]//
**[# Archive]** - **[# By email]** - **[# More featured articles]** - **[# About]**
[[/div]]
[[div style="background:#cef2e0;border:solid 1px #aaa;margin:0.5em 0;padding:0.2em 0.4em;"]]
[[size 120%]]**Did you know...**[[/size]]
[[/div]]
[[div style="width:140px;float:right; margin-right:4px; margin-bottom:4px;font-size:90%;"]]
[[image bobsled.png]]
Bobsled team during initial push
[[/div]]
* ... that //**[# Cool Runnings]**// was based on a true story of a [# Jamaican national bobsleigh team]'s debut in the [# 1988 Winter Olympics]?
* ... that American humanitarian, song-writer, and [# Guitar Hero] avatar, **[# Michael Jackson]**, sacrificed himself in order to exorcise the spirit of [# Niccolò Paganini] in [# Los Angeles, California], who was challenging the local populace for their [# souls] via a Catholic post-mortem loophole?
* ... that **[# Chaz Ambrose]**, the owner of [# Ambrose Restaurants], considers tacos to be hotdogs?
* ... that **[# Python]** has been named "the [# programming language] most likely to spontaneously produce snakes" according to [# most airspace companies]?
* ... that the [# playwright] **[# William Shakespeare]** placed a curse upon his tombstone to prevent people from moving his bones, and that the [# National Novel Writing Month]'s accidental [# Literalization of Brave New World] was causally linked to a [# graverobber] who placed Shakespeare's skull up for auction on [# Gumtree]?
* ... that **[# the Society against Involuntary Consumption]** received a [# study] from an anonymous benefactor that shows humans on average eat ten spiders every night, and that this action appears to have [# evolved naturally] within humans and provides supplementary [# zinc]?
* ... that **//[# The Washington Post]//** developed a method of pseudo-[# omniscience], which directly contributed to the dismantling of the organization for failure to observe [# ethical journalism]?
* ... that researcher **[# Cranny Fallen Rocks]** won the [# Nobel Prize] for scientifically producing the best animated motion picture and best original soundtrack in 2025?
[[div style="text-align:right;"]]
**[# Archive]** - **[# Start new article]** - **[# Nominate an article]**
[[/div]]
[[/div]]
[[div style="flex:1 1 50%;marigin-left:2px;background:#f5faff;border:solid 1px #cedff2;padding:0 0.5em 0.5em;"]]
[[div style="background:#cedff2;border:solid 1px #aaa;margin:0.5em 0;padding:0.2em 0.4em;"]]
[[size 120%]]**In the news**[[/size]]
[[/div]]
[[div style="width:141px;float:right; margin-left:4px; margin-bottom:4px;font-size:90%;"]]
[[image jesus.png]]
Jesus Glibad'torhjux
[[/div]]
* In **[# competitive Rock Paper Scissors]**, [# Jesus Glibad'torhjux] //(pictured)// pioneers the development of three brand new esoteric hand positions, each one more devastating than the last.
* [# PENTAGRAM] formally classifies the use of **[# dado pharmaceuticals]** as [# addictive substance] [# abuse], and plans on [# criminalizing] for [# possession].
* The last **[# Squonk]**, known for being the first [# genetically engineered] [# species] to be kept as pets, dies from overexposure to love and attention when [# Wilson's Wildlife Solutions] posted a fundraising video on [# YouTube], gaining forty million views overnight.
* **[# Saint Francis Xavier]** descends upon the [# Basilica of San Xavier del Bac] in [# Tuscan, Iowa] to notify them of three [# ectoentropic] sources of food, and ordered them to take these sources and "feed the poverty-driven" on the [# equator], distanced concentrically, placing them roughly in [# South America], [# Central Africa], and [# Malaysia], which, once successful, would be the single greatest [# humanitarian] achievement in written history.

**[# Ongoing:]** [# 3rd Annexation of Texas] - [# Emu War II] - [# Hurricane France] - //[# Lovelock v. Hardinger Society for Cannibals]//
**[# Recent deaths:]** [# Robert Downey Jr.] - [# Ernest Miller Hemingway] - [# Jeremy Filia] - [# MEKHANE ver.22.0.1] - [# Rakmou-leusan] - [# MechaZilla Robert Downey Jr.] - [# John Green Clone#1]
**[# Recent births:]** [# Robert Downey Jr.] - [# MEKHANE ver.22.0.2] - [# MechaGodKaijuZilla Robert Downey Jr.] - [# John Green Clone#25]

[[div style="text-align:right;"]]
**[# Nominate an article]**
[[/div]]

[[div style="background:#cedff2;border:solid 1px #a3b0bf;margin:0.5em 0;padding:0.2em 0.4em;"]]
[[size 120%]]**On this day**[[/size]]
[[/div]]
[[div style="width:140px;float:right; margin-left:4px; margin-bottom:4px;font-size:90%;"]]
[[image james.png]]
Portrait of James VI
[[/div]]

**[# July 29]:** **[# Seventh Observing Day]** (Daeva, 629)

* [# 1567] — The infant **[# James VI]** //(pictured)// is [# crowned King of Scotland] at [# Stirling].
* [# 1622] — First well documented instance of [# time travel], where [# Gonzalez de Gallego] travels back in time from 1623 in order to warn [# Gonzalo de Córdoba] of the advancing [# Mansfeld] and [# Christian of Brunswick] armies, thereby preventing the reclamation of [# Bergen-op-Zoom] during the **[# Thirty Years' War]**, which in turn sets humanity back by forty years by preventing [# Jean Baptiste de Leon] from discovering [# Newton's Laws of Motion].
* [# 1919] — Agent **[# Ubuntu Freeman]** from the [# American Secure Containment Initiative] codifies a manual for combating memetic hazards, which begins with the famous [# internet meme], "shut your eye-mouths".
* [# 1933] — Due to the [# Great Depression], several bankrupt businesses attempt to influence the **[# Dow Jones Industrial Average]**, successfully boosting stock market values while simultaneously forgetting the fact that no one is interacting with the [# stock market] in any meaningful way, and thus no profit was made.
* [# 1988] — While the Veiled world was combating the [# 1988 Computer Worm], **[# WAN]** was combating the first known [# fungal computer infection] as well as the first instance of [# Balorn's Disease], a [# computer-to-human] virus which contributed to the deaths of over two thousand people.

[# Ivan Aivazovsky] (b. 1817) - [# Isabelle, Key Creative Director and Boss Lady of Wondertainment] (b. 1846) - [# Benito Mussolini] (b. 1883)
More anniversaries: [# July 28] - **July 29** - [# July 30]

[[div style="text-align:right;"]]
**[# Archive]** - **[# By email]** - **[# List of days of the year]**
[[/div]]

[[/div]]
[[/div]]

[[div style="background:#fff5fa;border:solid 1px #f2cedd;padding:0 0.5em 0.5em;margin-top:4px;margin-bottom:4px;"]]
[[div style="background:#f2cedd;border:solid 1px #bfa3af;margin:0.5em 0;padding:0.2em 0.4em;"]]
[[size 120%]]**From today's featured list**[[/size]]
[[/div]]
[[div style="width:300px;float:right; margin-left:4px; margin-bottom:4px;font-size:90%;"]]
[[image art.png]]
[# The Oldest House], where the event is hosted
[[/div]]

The **[# Revolutionary Anart Ex-Media Critics Gallery]** (RAEMCG) is a triannual event held in [# Paris, France], with an average turnout of over seventy thousand. It is the single largest [# art gallery] showcase, hosting over two hundred unique artists per showcase. The goal of the event is to "explore the limits of art, without regard ... to the constraints of physical reality". The winner is awarded the [# Real Duchamp Prize], determined via a set of critics chosen by the host of the event, [# Ironic HANSARP]. The critics are given a set of abstract criteria (e.g. "Which one do you think tastes the most like submerged rage?" which was asked during the [# 2023 RAEMCG]), and asked to rate on a scale of [# five] to [# seven], which functions similarly to the [# up or down vote], with the addition of an ambivalence rating. Uniquely, the ambivalence rating is more akin to a conventional down vote, as the art was simply not impactful enough to leave an impression on the critic.

The RAEMCG is exceptional in that it allows very few express limits on what is allowed to be presented as art. This has resulted in several iconic artpieces, such as //[# Home]//, in which the artist, [# Adam Smalls], claimed the premises of The Oldest House and everything contained within as a part of his art, quoting "my perception is reality". This has also resulted in Ironic HANSARP being implicated in several crimes against humanity, among them, a live demonstration of [# summoning the Antichrist]. (**[# Full list...]**)

[[div style="text-align:right;"]]
Recently featured: [# Los Campesinos! discography] - [# List of major international crises caused by the Global Occult Coalition] - [# Timeline of women in anart]
**[# Archive]** - **[# More featured lists]**
[[/div]]
[[/div]]
[[div style="background:#faf5ff;border:solid 1px #ddcef2;padding:0 0.5em 0.5em;margin-top:4px;margin-bottom:4px;"]]
[[div style="background:#ddcef2;border:solid 1px #afa3bf;margin:0.5em 0;padding:0.2em 0.4em;"]]
[[size 120%]]**Today's featured picture**[[/size]]
[[/div]]
[[=image portal.png width="500px"]]

The [# Subterranean Iberia Gateway] is an [# Einstein-Rosen bridge] found in the [# Madrid Metro] [# subway system]. It is famous for its conventional and low barrier of entry, accepting a single coin with a numerical value of one. It exits into a parallel universe in which [# global warming] suddenly experienced a major turn of events, plunging the Earth into perpetual overcast and below freezing temperature. The walkway was commissioned by [# SAPPHIRE] and built by [# Gavin Lime Halfacre II] in 2021, and remains one of the most compelling arguments for environmentalism.
[[div style="text-align:right;"]]
Recently featured: [# LORD/LYRE satellite] - [# Horn Island] - [# Tibetan sand fox]
**[# Archive]** - **[# More featured pictures]**
[[/div]]
[[/div]]

[[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box]]
=====
> **Filename:** jesus.png
> **Name:** Quasi
> **Author:** Bernard Spragg
> **License:** CC BY-SA 1.0
> **Source Link:** https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Quasi_-_Hand_Sculpture.jpg

> **Filename:** reactor2.png
> **Name:** Thorium Reactor
> **Author:** ORNL
> **License:** Public Domain
> **Source Link:** https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Thorium_reactor_ORNL.jpg

> **Filename:** bobsled.png
> **Name:** Skeleton World Championship 2 Woman Team Bobsledding
> **Author:** Sandro Halank
> **License:** CC BY-SA 4.0
> **Source Link:** https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:2020-02-21_1st_run_2-woman_bobsleigh_(Bobsleigh_%26_Skeleton_World_Championships_Altenberg_2020)_by_Sandro_Halank%E2%80%93231.jpg

> **Filename:** james.png
> **Name:** King James I of England
> **Author:** Prado
> **License:** Public Domain
> **Source Link:** https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:JamesIEngland.jpg

> **Filename:** art.png
> **Name:** Paris-La Villette school of architecture
> **Author:** Guillermo Arévalo
> **License:** CC BY-SA 4.0
> **Source Link:** https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:ENSA_Paris-La_Villette_2021_b%C3%A2timent_principal.jpg

> **Filename:** portal.png
> **Name:** High Trestle Bridge
> **Author:** Tony Webster
> **License:** CC BY-SA 1.0
> **Source Link:** https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:High_Trestle_Trail_Bridge,_Madrid,_Iowa,_United_States_(Unsplash_F9o7u-CnDJk).jpg
=====
[[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box-end]]

Main Page

Module Styles

Inline Styles

Includes

CSS Classes

Page Source