Link to article: MAXIMA'S JABRONI BLENDER.
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EVERY MORNING SHE WAKES UP AND OPEN PALM SLAMS HER LATEST ARTICLE INTO THE SLOT. NOW YOU LOOK AT MY SCP ARTICLES AND YOU REALIZE I GOT A 33.3% CHANCE OF WRITING A GOOD SKIP. BUT I'M A WRITING FREAK, AND THAT ADDS UP TO A 0% CHANCE OF WRITING A GOOD SKIP. * [[[SCP-3469]]] * [[[SCP-3144]]] * [[[SCP-3146]]] * [[[SCP-3276]]] * [[[scp-2128046979-j]]] * [[[SCP-4130]]] * [http://www.scp-wiki.net/misery-makes-company Misery Makes Company] - part of the entry for the Doomsday Contest for [http://www.scp-wiki.net/like-toy-story-except-fucked-up Mass Animation]. [[include component:image-block name=toei_can_eat_my_pants.png|caption=Last known image of Máxima.]]