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[[>]] [[module Rate]] [[/>]] [[include component:image-block name=mayoculpa-selfie-2.jpg| caption=mayoculpa a la carte, 2018| width=160px | align=right]] **A suspicious condiment** was first developed in 1982. The earliest (and still ongoing) researches into its culinary potential involve lightly-braised vocal melody with various raw instrumental garnishes. However, its rare consumer applications lean towards small batch artisanal poetry or use as a casual seasoning at various independent internet cafés and social media franchises. If irritation persists, discontinue use. [[collapsible show="Ingredients" hide="Favorite quotations"]] > > am tricky mayonnaise forsooth, aunt Ruth. > > //~ Dr. Spanko// > > > //The Mayonnaise Principle//: Squick and shock are to an article what mayonnaise is to food. It can greatly improve an otherwise bland fare when used in proper amounts, which vary - some people like to lay it on with a trowel, others like just a dash. However, most everyone agrees mayonnaise alone makes for a poor meal. > > //~ [http://www.scp-wiki.net/rules-of-thumb Rules of Thumb]// > > > "Sometimes, insanity is not a tragedy. Sometimes, it's a strategy for survival. Sometimes... it's a triumph." > > //~ Lois McMaster Bujold, __Mirror Dance__// > > > One of the questions that readers often ask writers is, “Where do you get your ideas?” > > There are a couple of ways to reply to this, depending on your writer. In general, answers range from Harlan Ellison’s now-classic, “I get my ideas from a post office box in Schenectady,” to the more factual, and most often disbelieved, “Ideas are easy,” to the in-your-face, “Do you mean to say that you **don’t** have ideas? For God’s sake, tell me how to make them stop!” > > //~ Sharon Lee & Steve Miller, __A Liaden Universe Constellation__// [[/collapsible]] ------ [[collapsible show="Place your order" hide="Tales and SCPs"]] [[module ListPages created_by="mayoculpa" order="created" separate="no" tags="scp, tale, goi-format" perPage="250" prependLine="||~ SCP ||~ Rating ||~ Comments ||~ Created ||~ Last Comment ||"]] || %%title_linked%% || %%rating%% || %%comments%% || %%created_at%% || %%commented_at%% || [[/module]] [[/collapsible]] ------ [[collapsible show="Customer reviews" hide="Snippets that made me cackle"]] > > <[REDACTED]>: aren't you a little old to be writing creepypastas on the internet > <mayoculpa>: nope > <mayoculpa>: I have literally nothing better to do with my time > > > <gingerbreadhouse>: this joke works on multiple levels > <merryculpa>: it's a bisexual joke, of course it does > > > <CaptainKirby>: I mean, like there's this part of me that's convinced you can relay the same information > <CaptainKirby>: In half the words > > > <Kakroom>: It's a Mayo, you gotta kick back and enjoy it like a fine wine > [[include component:image-block name=me-sandbox-upvotes.jpg| caption=_________ | width=400px | align=center]] [[/collapsible]] [[>]] [http://topia.wikidot.com/mayoculpa-s-mayo-nays Visit the test kitchen] [[/>]]