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[[include component:image-block name=36161.jpg|caption=Mister Flames, college yearbook photo]] Security Level: Two Assignment: Nutritionist, Humanoid containment and Researcher (Culinary) Mister Flames seems only mildly eccentric compared to others at Site-17, but do not be fooled. His culinary attempts at "weapons-grade" chili have been stymied by the lack of invulnerable Crock Pots™, but that does not prevent him from trying. Fortunately, Mister Flames restricts his research to his laboratory, and maintains the strict dietary needs of those under his care. **Contained:** [[[scp-130 |SCP-130: Post Office]]] [[[scp-199 |SCP-199: Ferns]]] [[[scp-394 |SCP-394: Ear Candles]]] [[[scp-852 |SCP-852: Lunar Anomaly]]] [[[scp-937 |SCP-937: Walking Sticks]]] [[[scp-2068 |SCP-2068: Chaos Pump]]] Also has provided assistance with [[[SCP-628]]] and [[[SCP-799]]], and is an admirer of [[[photosynthetics-personnel-file |Dr. "Photosynthetic's"]]] work. Attempts to bribe her to assist with an 'improved' //Capsicum frutescens// cultivar are ongoing. //I'd be happy to work with you if you weren't asking for peppers with enough capsaicin to cause second-degree chemical burns on contact. I offered to help build a better// Capsicum, //not engineer a biological weapon.// -- Photosynthetic //Dammit, and I just managed to get a ceramic pot that could handle it. And it's not like I want only capsaicin, for that matter. Flavor matters!// -- Flames **Tales:** [[[euclidean-thinking |Euclidean Thinking]]] **To Do List:** Rewrite for SCP-2068 to bring up to standards. Finish tales of various things, especially Midnight. [http://scpsandboxwiki.wikidot.com/misterflames Sandbox] [http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/mister-flames Sandbox 2]