mxsinister's corner office

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**Wow!** You've just found yourself your very own Little Mister, a limited edition collection from Dr. Wondertainment!

Find them all and become Mr. Collector!!

00. Mx. Sinister ✓
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Hi whores :) I'm [[*user mxsinister]] [[footnote]] Full disclosure, I'm hard-pressed to name three IDKHBTFM songs . . . It also took me too long to realize my username followed the Little Mister naming conventions, but funny enough, it wasn't intentional. [[/footnote]] — you can call me Salt. [[footnote]] she/they. [[/footnote]]

Does anyone really become a writer of their own free will? Because writing has been holding me at gunpoint for the past ██ years.

Anyway—I'm one of those economics and pre-law masochists. Allegedly, I'm a journalist and copywriter as well.[[footnote]] Somehow all without the ability to spell. [[/footnote]] Primarily a character author. Self-proclaimed Goodreads influencer if you ever want to talk about books. Avid Radiohead listener.

My heart is with all corporate GoIs—especially Dr. Wondertainment[[footnote]]My interpretation of which can be summarized by asking "What if George Orwell wrote Willy Wonka?"[[/footnote]]—though my soul might be contractually bound to [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/black-diamond-billions-hub Black Diamond Billions]' MC&D. Thanks [[*user xexnoncores]] for dragging me onto the wiki kicking and screaming. Love your canon.

Not the most active community member, oops, but my inbox is open because I find most people to be pretty cool. 

Any coding I do is against my will.

Will make an art page eventually. 

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➣ [*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8116 SCP-8116 - Eau de l’Affinite]: Dead wives tell no tales. //(collab w/ [[*user xexnoncores]])//
➣ [*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8153 SCP-8153 - A Dysfunctional Function]: Classiccon 2025
➣ [*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8257 SCP-8257 - A Long Way Up]: You're in a cable car you're certain will never reach a summit.
➣ [*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9123 SCP-9123 - The Ethical Way To Make Money]: Dorian Sloan would rather be a bad son who pays the bills than a good one who can’t pay anything at all. //(collab w/ [[*user xexnoncores]])// 
➣ [*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9967 SCP-9967 - Six-Seven Meme]: Postmodern art for Dumbcon 2026.
➣ [*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9145 SCP-9145 - Dr. Wondertainment's Existential Crayon Set!®]: Life is suffering, and your kids can't draw!
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[[tab Tales]]
➣ [*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/a-wolf-at-the-door A Wolf at the Door]: MC&D hunts down a silver-tongued new employee.
➣ [*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/put-it-all-on-black Put It All On Black]: A very, very assisted suicide. 
➣ [*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/a-wondertastic-and-splendidly-whimsical-employee-onboarding A Wondertastic And Splendidly Whimsical Employee Onboarding]: Brought to you by the Dr. Wondertainment Department of Public Relations.
➣ [*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/memory-7469-30 Memory 7469.30]: Winter, 2015. New York.
➣ [*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/recruiting-season Recruiting Season]: Lucas Monaco's completely normal internship interview process.
➣ [*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/dinner-and-a-show Dinner and a Show]: Into the wolf's mouth, Mr. Sloan.
➣ [*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/y2k-mp3 Y2K.mp3]: Lucas Monaco's OCD vs. the end of the world.
➣ [*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/christmas-constellations Christmas Constellations]: Art Exchange for [[*user sailorenoch]] 🎄🎇
➣ [*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/god-a-light God a Light?]: The divinity of coffee and a cigarette first thing in the morning.
➣ [*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/dirty-hands-clean-image Dirty Hands, Clean Image]: Naughty children get busted kneecaps for Christmas!
➣ [*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/site90-dossier Secure Facility Dossier: Site 90]: The Foundation's Wolves of Wall Street.

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[[tab GoI Formats]]
➣ [*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/glitterstix-glr032-stx787-ref819 'GlitterStix' (GLR032/STX787/REF819)]: Dr. Wondertainment does not condone drug use.
➣ [*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/best-rest-villa-myk7x-br05f-v9902 'Best-Rest Villa' (MYK7X/BR05F/V9902)]: You've made your bed, now lie in it.
➣ [*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/very-professional-everybody Very Professional, Everybody!]: A Deer College alumni panel dissolves into anarchy.
➣ [*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/infinite-blood-fountains ‘Infinite Blood Fountains’ (BL6CZ/G6133/IQ00X)]: A subscription service for vampires. //(collab w/ [[*user xexnoncores]])// 
➣ [*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/nobody-s-lot Nobody's Lot]: Running errands, making lists, and doing corporate espionage.
➣ [*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/rosy-view-specs Rosy-View Specs!®]: If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it.
➣ [*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/eggplant-heartbreak-edition Eggplant Heartbreak Edition]: I've witnessed my fair share of dining hall breakups. //(collab w/ [[*user DrGrimoire]], [[*user ch00bakka]] and [[*user xexnoncores]].)//

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[[tab Other People & Stuff]]
An incomplete list of really cool people. [[footnote]] I think they're cool, anyway. If you're on this list and the feeling isn't mutual, DM me so we can arrange a duel. [[/footnote]]
➣ And one thing by them you should read.

[[*user xexnoncores]]
➣ [*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/whos-afraid-of-a-red-starfish-en-blues Who’s Afraid Of A Red Starfish En Blues? ]
[[*user Tyrastafr]]
➣ [[[SCP-102]]]
[[*user Diristine]]
➣ [*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/art:diristine-s-art-avenue Diristine's Art Avenue]
[[*user Dino--Draws]]
➣ [*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/orogenesis-file Orogenesis.aic]
[[*user local lesbian commie]]
➣ [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8263 SCP-8263]
[[*user GravelEnthusiast]]
➣ [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8463 SCP-8463]
[[*user softseal]]
➣ [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1166 SCP-1166]
[[*user Intercedent]]
➣ [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/cyborg-yuri CYBORG YURI]
[[*user DFAstillo91]]
➣ [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8179 SCP-8179]
[[*user Gabriel Kero]]
➣ [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/user-was-found-for-this-post [USER WAS FOUND FOR THIS POST] ]
[[*user cptsquid]]
➣ [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/art:cptsquids-absurdly-austere-art-archive cptsquid’s absurdly austere art archive]
[[*user radian628]]
➣ [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/9000contestradian628 SCP-9000 "White People"]

We'll see if I'm cool enough one day to collect quotes / testimonials.

I originally had a favs work list on here but honestly, I have too many, and I'm too lazy to keep updating it.

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> **Filename:** office1.jpg
> **Name:** Interior view of private office; showing built in bookcase, closet, and exterior windows; southwest corner of main section of building on top floor; view to northwest. - Ellsworth Air HABS SD-21-W-15.tif
>**Author:** Historic American Buildings Survey (HABS), Historic American Engineering Record (HAER) or Historic American Landscapes Survey (HALS)
> **License:** Public Domain
> **Source Link:** https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Interior_view_of_private_office;_showing_built_in_bookcase,_closet,_and_exterior_windows;_southwest_corner_of_main_section_of_building_on_top_floor;_view_to_northwest._-_Ellsworth_Air_HABS_SD-21-W-15.tif
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