Nat's Ants

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Thursday afternoon found Natalie alone in the entomology lab of her university, where she had taken to eating alongside the ants. She wasn't supposed to be eating in the lab, but no one had caught her, nor did she particularly care. She had come to appreciate their company, although she was still more a fan of weevils than the formic bastards. The young woman sat on a stool, chewing on her Subway 6-inch -- pepperoni, provolone, spinach, onions, olives, salt, pepper, oil, and vinegar -- as she scrolled through the internet on her phone. 

No matter where she turned, everyone seemed to be talking about "ethics in video game journalism." Though the underlying notion was something she could get behind, it hadn't taken much time for the movement to become an excuse for the sweaty neckbeards of Reddit and Twitter to degrade women.

Her phone rang with a notification.


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**###ff00ff|lesbian_gengar:##** this whole gamergate shit is ridiculous
**###ff00ff|lesbian_gengar:##** g-d.
**###ff00ff|lesbian_gengar:##** this is why i hate men.

**##green|bluntfiend:##** Gee, thanks, Esther.

**###ff00ff|lesbian_gengar:##** especially you, jude. <3

**##red|jockjamsvol6:##** Don't worry, Jude.
**##red|jockjamsvol6:##** I think you're pretty cool. ;)

**###7FB29C|juliachildenthusiast:##** I also think jude is cool.

**##black|bones:##** Lyris is telling me that one of her game developer friends is currently being sent death threats by a self-identified member of the movement.

**##purple|SilentHillGirl99:##** that fucking sucks. :/
**##purple|SilentHillGirl99:##** are they also fem-presenting?
**##purple|SilentHillGirl99:##** the game dev, not the moron sending the death threats

**##black|bones:##** Yes, she is.

**###7FB29C|juliachildenthusiast:##** I hope she stays safe.
**###7FB29C|juliachildenthusiast:##** Its hard to be a woman out there.

**##green|bluntfiend:##** Yeah, that's why I quit being one. By the way, I hope your friend is okay, Lyris.

**###ff00ff|lesbian_gengar:##** personally, i love women. big fan.
**###ff00ff|lesbian_gengar:##** sorry about your friend, lyris.

**###C2B280|kkrule:##** you should see how they've been treating some of the girls who host my esports tournies.
**###C2B280|kkrule:##** one "controversy" and suddenly all these grown men acting like boys think its okay to be an awful human being.
**###C2B280|kkrule:##** bloody disgusting.

**##blue|harmpit:##** i tbe htey rea lal msaetr masturbators
**##blue|harmpit:##** !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!

**##green|bluntfiend:##** How is it that the only word you spelled correctly there was "masturbator"?

**##blue|harmpit:##** i cna laos lspel Communist Manifesto. 
**##blue|harmpit:##** :]

**###E18AAA|natgeo:##** I wish there were something I could do about these idiots.

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Natalie sighed, looking up from her phone to the ants in their tank beside her.

They crawled about, not a worry in the world; well, she //assumed// ants didn't have many worries beyond "food" and "protect queen." She eyed the label on the tank, noticing that the specimen within were a //Ophthalmopone berthoudi// colony. Natalie was an entomologist, so she knew from her studies that these particular ants were prone to lack queens, so that was one worry off their back. 

What they had instead of insect royalty, however, was a form of bizarre sexual reproduction system where female worker ants possessed a sperm receptacle, rendering them capable of reproduction and laying eggs.

Suddenly, an evil smirk appeared on Natalie's face.


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**###FFC5D3|natgeo:##** I just had a most devious idea.

**###7FB29C |juliachildenthusiast:##** For what?

**###E18AAA|natgeo:##** Getting back at those jerks for harassing women.

**###ff00ff|lesbian_gengar:##** are you going to send them goatse.png? 

**##green|bluntfiend:##** As long as you're careful.

**###E18AAA|natgeo:##** **###ff00ff|lesbian_gengar##** lol
**###E18AAA|natgeo:##** And dont worry, Jude. No casualties. Promise.
**###E18AAA|natgeo:##** Well.
**###E18AAA|natgeo:##** Except maaaaaaybe a few ants. 

##orange|**acuterobot:**## thanks for the concern earlier about Erica everyone!!!
##orange|**acuterobot:**## shes gonna be okay!!!
##orange|**acuterobot:**## **###E18AAA|natgeo##** owo
##orange|**acuterobot:**## ants?!
##orange|**acuterobot:**## whats your plan, nat.............

**###E18AAA|natgeo:##** [[[scp-8893|Ever hear of a gamergate ant?]]]
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